Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[spinch]

Greasy's jumps of logic and overstated self-importance are always outstanding. In a fucking legal filing, he claims that a fucking executive at the company PERSONALLY ordered nobody to respond to him because OBVIOUSLY he would've done that. View attachment 2663545

These papers are so ridiculous. Jumps in logic like this, the "Last time Greer checked"... ETC- not even ambulance chasers write their papers like this and their whole job is to exaggerate injuries.

This is so clearly and transparently written to elicit some kind of emotional reaction, but it's done so poorly. He wonders why he hasn't got a job as a paralegal and public papers like this are precisely why. It's also so bloated.

"Kovan Saaty, VP of Legal at Fremantle, has not returned calls or comment to Greer. Kovan nor Kovan's assistant will not write back, leading the Plaintiff to believe he's being ignored." is what it should say. 52 vs 31 words.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There was an inmate who made the news for suing literally everything he could, asking for damages from Pluto (the Planet), the EU, Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth and the entire Universe among others. He pissed off the courts so much they had enough of his shit and slapped him with a ban on filing, I bet this will happen with this exceptional individual soon!

The 'private attorney general' Anthony Williams?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Worth noting, nowhere in this entire filing did Russ even mention the names of his hired bandmates. He just calls them "my accommodations", like they're inanimate objects. He applied to AGT as a single person, putting only his own name, even though they were the ones on screen performing the song and (allegedly) hugging him.

Russhole really is an asshole.

 

[TurdFondler]

His songwriting skills are laughably incompetent. His longest song is, what? Two minutes? Yet he expects to

If he focused on yelling and playing electric guitar he could have had a career as a punk rocker.

 

[talk talk talk]

America's got lawyers

But not Shitlips, because they won't make an accommodation for him by not charging him up-front.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

If he focused on yelling and playing electric guitar he could have had a career as a punk rocker.

Disagree. There isn't a punk rock bone in his body. All his songs would be about how god made him special and it's illegal for you not to date him, and you wouldn't want to break the law or disappoint god, would you?

I'm currently drinking herbal tea and sorting through client emails, and I'm more punk rock than Russ.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Just read through a bit more of the lawsuit. The first few pages can be destroyed with one simple question: "How do you know you were talented enough to pass the auditions?"

 

[Cilleystring]

I love his repeated statement that the people actually playing and singing his dreck were not a "band"--they were "accommodations". It sounds absolutely batshit crazy, just like Russ.

As always, the footnotes are the best part. Russell refers to the other musicians as his "accommodations". Basically reducing those folks to canes, wheelchairs, and oxygen tanks.

And for our next act, put your hands lips together for...

RUSSELL GREER AND THE ACCOMMODATIONS

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Just read through a bit more of the lawsuit. The first few pages can be destroyed with one simple question: "How do you know you were talented enough to pass the auditions?"

Mom always said so, your honor

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

When the judge dismisses this with prejudice who knows who Russ will try to sue next.

It'll be the bias judge for not letting Russell explain his plights in front of an audience.

 

[4Macie]

The victim mentality here is HUGE. You didn’t get on AGT so you sue?? They’ve had disabled people almost in every season. Whether it’s a physical disability or a mental one. AGT doesn’t give a shit as long as it’s talented. They’ve had ugly props, old people, young people, pretty people. All people.

He has provided no evidence that they refused him solely off his disability. And he can’t even say his disability is a factor considering the people playing his music weren’t disabled. What part in this did he play? Songwriter? His disabled face would not have had any impact on songwriting … the part he would have been judged for. His song just sucked.

I wonder if they had sent him a “sorry you were good but we went with other unique talents” e-mail if he’d still sue. Who am I kidding, of course he would of. anything short of first place would have gotten a lawsuit.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Russell, in this filing:

Chris Chan, in a March 30, 2013 email:

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

 

[Clovis]

I like how Russ says that he's held back from expressing himself and his talent because people discriminate against him for his "disability". Truth is, if Russhole actually were as talented as his delusions tell him he is, then he would be able to express himself THROUGH his talent. If he was as talented as he thinks, then he would let his music and lyrics be his new voice. But Shit-Lips isn't talented at a prof level. He's a rank amateur at playing the piano, barely passable enough to play at church and family parties. His songwriting skills are laughably incompetent. His longest song is, what? Two minutes? Yet he expects to essentially be given a career in the music industry and a special spotlight on AGT. If you have to build up an entire band around your "talent", including needing a singer and musicians to play for you, then you're not actually talented. The band around you is, not you. You're an organ grinder's monkey at that point, awkwardly hopping around and being a distraction while the real talent is doing all the work. Putting on a cheap red sequined jacket and slapping at a keytar like a blind gynecologist looking for the hole is not a talent.

Regardless of how they play, surely the greatest talent his band, "The Acommodations", was keeping a straight face long enough to separate Russhole from his money. I imagine jobbing musicians encounter a lot of dumb vanity projects but having the drooling goblin walk in in that jacket with his pointless keytar must have been something else.

Also, I see his the KF body count is up to 5. I'm sure he had it as 4 last time I checked.

 

[Armitage]

Even after all these filings and all this talk about his inspiring journey and overcoming his disability, he still cannot spell his disability. On page 5 he again calls it Moebious Syndrome instead of Moebius Syndrome.

 

[Null]

Citing a receding hairline as physical damage done in a court case is pretty fucking funny.

 

[StinkySnack]

I love how the supposed dollar amount that he spent on his audition changes three times. He claims it was $2,000 in one of his first emails to the producers, then it changes to $2,500 in his "lawyer letter", and finally it gets to $3,000 in the lawsuit. I guess it will jump to $3,500 by the time he is writing his appeal. Sum ting wong wit dat boy.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

I disagree. Russ isn't clever enough for that. He sees himself more like the main character in a movie. Everything he does is forgiven instantly and goes his way at the last possible moment and he becomes the hero, gets the girl, everyone loves him, and every female farmer will suck him his penis.

That's why he always exaggerates stuff or just makes dramatic shit up in his life: getting firebombed by Mexican gangs, getting roughed up by Ariana Grande's security, vomiting and fainting after being told he wasn't accepted into AGT, etc. His whole "look at me I'm an underdog" act is filled with movie cliches. Sometimes I wonder if he's making this shit up because he thinks people will really believe him, or if he's delusional enough to hallucinate that these things happened to him.

 

[Kumquat]

Just read through a bit more of the lawsuit. The first few pages can be destroyed with one simple question: "How do you know you were talented enough to pass the auditions?"

His entire argument is that, because the person reviewing his audition said "good job," that meant he was in. Of course, Russell is so mind-numbingly stupid he doesn't seem to realize this person probably said "good job" to literally every applicant because that's just the polite thing to do. Similar to how in every job interview, the interviewer will say something like "it was nice to meet you!" even if you were a horrible, abysmal candidate and there's no way they would call you back in a million years.

But again, this is Russell, the man who believes a woman talking to him or liking his social media posts means they're now dating and she is madly in love with him. He's a lot like Chris because he takes simple, polite gestures as literal declarations of intent, and not just, you know, basic manners.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That's why he always exaggerates stuff or just makes dramatic shit up in his life: getting firebombed by Mexican gangs, getting roughed up by Ariana Grande's security, vomiting and fainting after being told he wasn't accepted into AGT, etc. His whole "look at me I'm an underdog" act is filled with movie cliches. Sometimes I wonder if he's making this shit up because he thinks people will really believe him, or if he's delusional enough to hallucinate that these things happened to him.

That's 90% of these lolcows. They are the hero of their story, the underdog, and at the same time, the wrongfully accused -- even though they are all pieces of shit. I'm betting he convinces himself that these things happen. Ariana Grande's security put hands on him and this turns into 'roughing him up'. Mexicans shoot some fireworks, play some mariachi music, and then fall asleep on the side of the highway -- so he was firebombed by a Mexican gang. I am willing to bet him being told your shit by AGT did make him feel sick but he didn't throw up.

He's like a little kid who tells you stories you know are fake but he insists they are real -- but instead of stupid little kid logic, he holds up a retard shield

 

[BradCarter]

Sorry if this is late but has anyone brought up the possibility that Greer secretly doesn't care about winning his lawsuits and just wants someone to be legally obligated to read his sob story?