Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Even if Nathan actually does love his wife, and son, he's a fucking piece of shit for not telling Jill to GTFO, and shut the fuck up about Nurie's vag, and other injuries on the internet.

If Nurie dies, it'll be 100% his, the birth center's, and Jill's fucking fault.
And Jill would never let him, his family, and the internet forget that NATHAN KELLER MURDERED her precious daughter. And then would demand Nemmy as compensation
 
And Jill would never let him, his family, and the internet that NATHAN KELLER MURDERED her precious daughter. And then would demand Nemmy as compensation
Who the fuck cares? It doesn't matter if it didn't work, he could've at least tried. But no. He's such a fucking a fucking cuck he doesn't even stand up for his own wife.

I'm sorry, but this genuinely makes me MATI. What kind of spouse does this? Imagine being so spineless and stupid that you let your wife cater to her narc mom's every whim, and fancy even though she can barely walk because she tore cunt open 10cm because she just had a fucking baby at home with no medical health, or pain medication at all.

I don't care if Jill wouldn't let him. I don't even care if Nurie didn't wanna go, or said it was okay. I would still throw that hag's ass out, and tell my wife that this wasn't okay, and that we had to go the hospital just to be safe. I'd tell her that I love her, and that I don't want to lose her, and for our child not to lose his mother. I'd even call an EMTs in if she refused to get in the car. Not to mention that if I was Nurie, and as brainwashed as she is, I'd still be grateful for my husband to at least try, and stand up for me.

Nathan has absolutely no excuse to be this way, and the fact that he has continued to do nothing while his mother in-law has utterly destroyed his wife's health is fucking unforgivable, and unjustifiable, and if anything happens to Nurie it is on him just as much as it is on Jill's demonic ass.
 
Barely walk but is out fking around.
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the fact that Nurie being dragged around on a walmart walker with her taint torn open is considered pampering her makes me think that no, the Rod's particular niche of fundiedom does not know about or practice the biblical guidelines for women staying the fuck home after giving birth.

Nathan is an idiot but I think he's just going along with what the older adults are doing and probably hasn't been taught much, if anything, about pregnancy/birth.

but yeah Nurie needs to get checked out at urgent care bare minimum, what the fuck.
 
If she's trying to breastfeed, then she's getting next to no sleep, even if she's got someone actually helpful around. You can tell she's in pain by her grimace in the wheelchair picture and that she's exhausted by the way Nathan is holding her up.

It's insane to see how transparent everyone is being about putting Nurie's needs last. But I guess you have to break the women down into nothing to keep them in the cult.
 
Does anyone know if Jill & co are charismatic Christians? I’m wondering if they’re choosing to pray over her for healing instead.
Yes, they believe in faith healing to varying degrees. But then hypocrites like Jill have hospital births with all the drugs they want - which works in Jill's case because she runs roughshod over her "headship".

In Nurie's case: She isn't strong enough to advocate for herself, to anyone. And Nathan is just as hapless as she is. But if he loves her so much, and he has fucking eyes - then he needs to take her to a fucking hospital. Yesterday.
 
Even Janessa is tired of Jill’s shit.
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She might just be experiencing Baby's Remorse. She was the baby of the family until that stewed tomato in Nurie's lap came along, after all.
New babies are difficult for toddlers. It's a tale as old as time. Typically the adults would reassure the toddler in question that they're still loved and that love is meant to be shared and grow blah blah blah. But these aren't normal people so let's enjoy the wonderful bitch-face Janessa has.

Mediterranean people can be quite dark, especially in areas that were conquered by muslims from North Africa back in the day. The white/not white line is very blurry around there.

Or he could be Brazilian.
I thought of Brazilian when people mentioned he was Portuguese. He is more olive toned than brown-brown.
 
New babies are difficult for toddlers. It's a tale as old as time. Typically the adults would reassure the toddler in question that they're still loved and that love is meant to be shared and grow blah blah blah. But these aren't normal people so let's enjoy the wonderful bitch-face Janessa has.


I thought of Brazilian when people mentioned he was Portuguese. He is more olive toned than brown-brown.
But look at his facial features. Pure goblino/Latino.
 
Quote is crapping out right now, but with regard to Janessa needing reassuring with a new baby on the scene: of course, it's first time parents Nurie and Nathan who are doing all the reassuring. They're the ones holding her, and answering her questions, and praising her for being so helpful (this was heard in the background of a video Jill posted last week.) Jill's just sitting around hungrily staring at the hew baby; her own youngest child feels like chopped liver; and it's up to N&N to do the emotional labor of parenting Janessa.

Anyway, here's Jill shilling Plexus and praising a downline. If this Sara chick loses any more weight, she's going to turn into a copy of the lich queen Ashley herself. Maybe it's time to jump off this crazy train, Sarah.
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Quote is crapping our right now, but with regard to Janessa and needing reassuring with a new baby in the scene: of course, it's first time parents Nurie and Nathan who are doing all the reassuring. They're the ones holding her, and answering her questions, and praising her for being so helpful (this was heard in the background of a video Jill posted last week.) Jill's just sitting around hungrily staring at the hew baby; her own youngest child feels like chopped liver; and it's up to N&N to do the emotional labor of parenting Janessa.

Anyway, here's Jill shilling Plexus and praising a downline. If this Sara chick loses any more weight, she's going to turn into a copy of the lich queen Ashley herself. Maybe it's time to jump off this crazy train, Sarah.
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N&N need to focus on themselves and their newborn. Nurie should be laying down with her feet propped up if no one knows that she really needs a doctor at this point (dumber than soup, this lot), not taking care of Janessa's needs (physical, mental, and emotional). I'm kinda glad they are, because we all know Jill won't but they shouldn't have too.

There's been too many people in this house/RV. Go away, none of you are wanted.
 
N&N need to focus on themselves and their newborn. Nurie should be laying down with her feet propped up if no one knows that she really needs a doctor at this point (dumber than soup, this lot), not taking care of Janessa's needs (physical, mental, and emotional). I'm kinda glad they are, because we all know Jill won't but they shouldn't have too.

There's been too many people in this house/RV. Go away, none of you are wanted.
Thankfully, Jill and Co should be back home in Ohio by now; the trip was scheduled to be 2 weeks long and El Goblino was on the scene this weekend to collect his helpmeet and eldest daughter-slaves. Let's hope someone in the Keller family has the sense God gave a goose and takes Nurie for a checkup now that the chaos tornado known as JillPM is gone.

Jill actually reminds a lot of fellow insane narc parent Susan Schofield-Cabana in a way: her hunger for constant travel and entertainment in the face of everything is very Susan-like. They're dirt poor but when Jill gets a whim to take off, the entire Rod crew is packed into cars and the RV to sleep in torture positions, starve unless fed by others, and be the entertainment at whatever festival, revival, church fair, or Baptist place of worship will have them. When she can't perform, Jill needs to go see sights and go out to eat and go to the mall and make a giant scene with her enormous, starving family.

Anyway, just musing on their similar strain of manic narcissism. The main difference being that Susan thinks her children need all the 1950s psych meds, and Jill thinks her children need to lose more weight.
 
Jill actually reminds a lot of fellow insane narc parent Susan Schofield-Cabana in a way: her hunger for constant travel and entertainment in the face of everything is very Susan-like.
This is also a borderliner thing. Not saying Jill is one, but it's an interesting commonality.

Speaking of interesting commonalities or lack thereof, the lack of care for Nurie during this time is a great indicator that their church isn't a functioning community that sees to the needs of its members. In a normal church, women would be bringing meals to Nurie's family and arranging to help her with housework. In an IBLP church, I guess you're expected to host your entire family in your rotting single wide while dying of childbed fever.
 
Jilly Bean is trying to drum up more attention by remixing all the summer "Kaylee is courting!" content in a horribly edited video.
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Jill's got to be jonesing for asspats hard after her return from Florida; no more infant staring adoring at her! No more 500 likes per post! No more gory details about her daughter's genitals she can share!

I'd expect an engagement announcement by the Spring, unless Jill has already scared Jonathan off.
 
Anyway, here's Jill shilling Plexus and praising a downline. If this Sara chick loses any more weight, she's going to turn into a copy of the lich queen Ashley herself. Maybe it's time to jump off this crazy train, Sarah.
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Jill is being a low-key bitch if this lady truly is ana by using words like "ROLL" "growth!" "HUGE". Shooting off trigger words left and right!
 
Ya beat me to the punch!

What does every first time mother who's just been torn open front to back need when she gets home? Why, a full on construction project, complete with noise, dust, banging, drilling, paint smells, and 5 house guests!

You see, Nurie's place was SUCH a fixer upper, and Nathan is CHEAP, so Jill did them a favor by draining their meager savings to undertake a full on kitchen renovation in Nurie's house while also pretending to be unable to walk a single step, so everyone else did the work for her!

So instead of being able to sleep, Jill was dragging Nurie to Home Depot, Michael's, and hardware stores to pick out curtains, paint, fixtures, a dishwasher, rugs, towels, new appliances, and more! You're WELCOME, Nurie!

It looks exactly like Jill's barndominium, lest Nurie might start to recover from the PTSD of living in her last childhood home.
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And with the new house under a completely chaotic Jill-directed renovation, was Nurie able to sleep in her own home?

No!

They packed themselves and all their guests into the RV in the yard, where Jill kept taking creepshot videos of the baby every time she thought no one was looking. Lydia gives her the stink eye.



With the level of Jill's current mania, it's little wonder how sick Nurie is after two weeks of her mother.
 
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