Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is just terrified that he's getting old and his death is ever more imminent, so he has to stay current with what he thinks the young people feel. It's how he deals.

And just his general fear of being irrelevant. That terrifies him too. It's why one of his favorite insults is to tell people that they don't matter. He desperately wants to be embraced by the mainstream. It's part of why he chooses to simp so incredibly hard for the most mainstream, white bread shit out there, like Disney and Nintendo.
 
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The thing about automation that smoothbrains like Bob don't understand is, there are a lot of tasks that are really easy for humans to do, but machines still fail at them constantly.

Let's set aside movement and coordination for a moment and talk about something else that remains complicated for computers: vision. Humans are capable of a wide variety of visual tasks completely intuitively, going far beyond just looking at a thing and knowing what it is. We can enter a darkened room that we've been in before, automatically call up from memory what the room's layout looked like, and accurately navigate through it with little issue (assuming that something didn't change since the last time we entered, like a toy being left on the floor). We can look at a scene and instantly pick out important data, adapting to new circumstances in real time, like staying within the lines on a road and avoiding other vehicles. Our eyes operate in a wide variety of conditions, and we can pick out the same material or object in different light levels easily. There's just a ridiculous amount of things that our eyes can do.

Computers, meanwhile, struggle with these basic tasks. Advancements are made, to be sure, but there's still a lot of work to be done. It takes time for a robot to build a mental map, and it still fails frequently, so many times they're just programmed with the room's layout. Self-driving cars are improving, but they can still fail catastrophically when they interpret their data incorrectly, sometimes with fatal results. A camera can mess up if placed in a different setting and give a computer incorrect readings, causing it to make the wrong decisions. It doesn't matter how much power you pack into a computer or how good your sensors are; at the end of the day, they're simply nowhere near where they need to be to replace humans in most work. And if the computer can't see as well as a person, how are they going to be able to replace one?

This and other "easy for humans, hard for machines" tasks are why you continue to see automation predominantly in very repetitive industrial applications, like spot welders on assembly lines. Anything that's rigidly controlled with little to no variance, all you have to do is just program a specific set of motions and turn the line on. We're years away from robots being able to replace humans for more complex tasks, probably decades, and not for lack of trying.

In a nutshell, for all of Bobby's "tick-tock"ing blue collar workers whenever he sees a cool robot video from Boston Dynamics or elsewhere, his wet dreams of the Mayo Ghouls being forever put out of work by their machine overlords will never come true in his lifetime. He'll stew in rage that he's not living in his jetpack future until the day he finally succumbs to the betus, heart failure, liver failure, or any number of other diseases he's doing nothing to avoid. And truly, I'm glad; if there were anyone who deserves not to see their dreams come true, it's Moviebob.

So keep shaking those impotent fists, Bob. We'll be here to mock you every single time.
I for one am finding all this pro-human, anti-robot talk on the board very triggering and need you meatbags to be more considerate of my feelings.

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Nah, I'm just playing ya'll! You alright.

And I didn't crash that car because of faulty sensors. I crashed because I had been drinking!
 
Joe Biden has vowed to shut down the Gitmo prison by the end of his term, Robert instead wants it kept open so opposition members of Congress can be thrown in it for life. I have no idea why he considers himself a liberal.
Late but I mentioned this before, Bob is not liberal at all and only pretends to be progressive to get in good graces with Breadtube (who at most ignore him or hate him) and for the same reason he supports feminism which is to try and get girls to date him.

Bob is just a corporate bootlicker who wants other people to accomplish his dreams for him.
 
The tweet collage is a bunch of other lesbo whores who are finally speaking out about this lesbo whore saying she raped them.
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All of this is stunning and brave and not a bunch of lesbo whores smelling blood in the water. It's just the kind of thing that can stir Bob's loins.

The face of someone who knows all about raping women. He knows a serial rapist when he sees it.
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Amy has an Amazon wish list on his Linktree. Wanna see the first results? Tough titty cuz you are.
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It is then followed by page after page after page of Star Wars, Stargate, and Warhammer Adventures (Warhammer stories for children because that's a thing that children were clamoring for and not arrested developed adults) novels. It then becomes a swamp of YA drivel. I, for one, am shocked to see a troon be such a mindless consoomer.

There was also the mention of being a "book reviewer" in his bio. This is what greets you when you go to his site.
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He's reviewing a comic via a Samsung phone. It seems so fitting and appropriate that the fake woman is spending so much energy reviewing a book in digital form AND showing it off. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
no wonder this nigga is trans he's severely overloaded on soy
 
Bob is just terrified that he's getting old and his death is ever more imminent, so he has to stay current with what he thinks the young people feel. It's how he deals.

And just his general fear of being irrelevant. That terrifies him too. It's why one of his favorite insults is to tell people that they don't matter. He desperately wants to be embraced by the mainstream. It's part of why he chooses to simp so incredibly hard for the most mainstream, white bread shit out there, like Disney and Nintendo.
It's partially that, but it's also partially to again sell the lie that he's a Gen X'er. Remember, Bob is so massively ashamed and desperate to not be a millenial (and he is, he's just one of the first of them to be born), that he had to insert that in as he desperately tried to wave away the memento mori he's facing.
 
One of the things that is prevalent inf all human history is that conquerors always striked at the leadership and kept the power structure. You keep the old police, you keep the old nobility, but you make them your buddies. The tactic of cutting off a monarch from any real power he might have by buying everyone around him has worked through all history and it's a very good tactic to avoid as much destruction and waste of resources a full blown war might entail.

Surprisingly enough, the Chinese perfected this art of wining without fighting

Edit: Lol at Bob saying "Hates because he fears". Bob knows it all too well because Bob fears what his tiny ignorant mind cannot understand. I hate because i know too well.
We need an Augustus who just fucks over the senatorial class and gives to the plebs.
Haz is great because he is actively destroying the internet vanguard by shooting at people who would otherwise be on their side. I think its been said. the best redpill for normies is to see insane incels, degenerate dirtbag liars, hypocritical grifters and troons advocating for their money and land to be stolen from them.
 
It's so amusing how Bob thinks dopey popcorn movies are smart because they reference real life pseudo-science.

Like how he was fawning over Godzilla: King of the Monsters for referencing hollow earth theory.
He's very desperate to pretend he doesn't have an IQ near room temperature, and even more so in pretending these films meant for children and which are done in an assembly line are deep because it's one of the only forms of media he barely understands.
You know, I don’t get why Bob and his ilk take their kid stuff so seriously. It’s okay to like kid stuff but it’s not okay to be consumed by it.

I’mma power level here and tell you about this person I knew. This guy was a total fanboy of Disney’s Tangled franchise. The guy was pretentious, egotistical and he practically worshipped Rapunzel and Flynn Ryder. He also mocked everyone who liked characters he hated and call them immature fanboys.

I don’t understand why these ‘people’ can’t just enjoy things without putting it on a pedestal.

Just have fun and don’t worry about it.
 
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The money of SA emerald miners is not yours either, Bobby.

Assange:
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Football stars exists but "God" is an empty category:
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Disney:
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He-Man is back as some Hulk-like monstosity:
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Children's game:
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You know, I don’t get why Bob and his ilk take their kid stuff so seriously. It’s okay to like kid stuff but it’s not okay to be consumed by it.

I’mma power level here and tell you about this person I knew. This guy was a total fanboy of Disney’s Tangled franchise. The guy was pretentious, egotistical and he practically worshipped Rapunzel and Flynn Ryder. He also mocked everyone who liked characters he hated and call them immature fanboys.

I don’t understand why these ‘people’ can’t just enjoy things without putting it on a pedestal.

Just have fun and don’t worry about it.
They have no personal accomplishments, no real relationships, and are overly obsessive. And they can't latch onto anything more complex. All they have is being a fanboy. Because it's all they are.
 
Flash Fact: JonTron's videos get millions of views within days despite his much slower schedule whereas Bob is extremely lucky if he breaks six digits.
Bob has less subscribers than DarkSydePhil, something that should be considered shameful for him.
 
Bob is wrong as usual.

Buzz Lightyear isn't a toy in this movie. It is instead about an astronaut in the Toy Story universe who was the inspiration behind the toy.

People would have to remember Lollipop Chainsaw (which flopped critically and commercially) for Juliet Starling to be considered for the roster of a crossover fighting game.

And yes, she would be redundant in a game that already has Harley Quinn. Both characters are even voiced by Tara Strong.
 
Bob is wrong as usual.

Buzz Lightyear isn't a toy in this movie. It is instead about an astronaut in the Toy Story universe who was the inspiration behind the toy.


People would have to remember Lollipop Chainsaw (which flopped critically and commercially) for Juliet Starling to be considered for the roster of a crossover fighting game.

And yes, she would be redundant in a game that already has Harley Quinn. Both characters are even voiced by Tara Strong.
You are expecting Bob to remember a cult classic that wasn't on the Wii. Hell, has he even played No More Heroes?
 
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