Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[TheClansmen]

"I want to be a cute uwu girl"
"no i wont brush my teeth"

i guess no one ever told them that basic hygiene is a basic component of being attractive

You never know man, I've met people on the internet who jack off to the idea of being in a relationship with NEET/Neckbeard girls.

 

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Kiwis, do you love playing with children's toys, but hate people assuming that you're an autistic faggot for doing so? Well my man Kevin has got you. Just identify as a little and those people will assume that you're an autistic, pedophilic faggot instead won't do so much as bat an eye. [L/A]
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Kevvie made an important purchase today. [L/A]
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This important purchase likely cost ~$15 according to Target.com [L/A]
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Anyone who uses "adult" as a verb deserves to be waterboarded in a kiddie pool.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Anyone who uses "adult" as a verb deserves to be waterboarded in a kiddie pool.

Absolutely not. If they weren't into that shit, they wouldn't use the word "adult" as a verb in the first place.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevvie made an important purchase today.

So this is what twitter and reddit leftoids mean when they harp on about "Arming Trans Women" and "Arming the Left" and "Gunning up"

You all know that pizza's getting railed.

I would take two slices of molten hot, fresh out of the oven pizza and form them into a PPP (Pizza Pocket Pussy) and fuck it into pulp before coming within a mile of the amhole.

 

[EnemyStand]

Anyone who uses "adult" as a verb deserves to be drowned in a pool (because they'd get aroused by a kiddie pool).

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kiwis, do you love playing with children's toys, but hate people assuming that you're an autistic faggot for doing so? Well my man Kevin has got you. Just identify as a little and those people will assume that you're an autistic, pedophilic faggot instead won't do so much as bat an eye. [L/A]
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Kevvie made an important purchase today. [L/A]
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This important purchase likely cost ~$15 according to Target.com [L/A]
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This reminds me of a post from the Kiwitober thread:

Tranchers
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Life imitates art.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Edit- stop opting for suicide you cowards. let’s have some real, someone’s pointing a gun at your mother, answers.

I'm sorry but yes.

Me, personally:
Fuck Wedge because he might legitimately find irl actual vagina uninteresting and be pure gay, that way he'd refuse. Kevin still would try to fingerbang a woman and Neck is someone I don't want entering me.

Marry Neck since he's allergic to commitment and I could fake having children he'd have to pay for. Or marry Kevin to keep the thread alive and make Penny jealous for the 5 minutes I am legally married then divorced from him.

Kill Neck or Kevin. Kevin is just the odd one out, it isn't an offense to him. Might be a mercy depending on his surgery. Killing Neck might be thr only way the kids see money.

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

I know I'm stating the obvious but goddamn, I can never get over how butt ugly they are.

I mean we are all familiar with unfortunate looking people but these troons are just utterly revolting and unsettling to me in a way that I can only describe as Lovecraftian. Everything about them is just so grotesquely wrong. It's instinctual horror.

 

[Ebony Way]

Fuck Wedge because he's a sub so most of the session can just be tying him up and ignoring him and it would count for him.

Marry Kevin so I could divorce him and deprive him of half his transformers collection in the divorce. The chimp out would be epic.

Kill Neck so his poor wife and kids could get some kind of life insurance policy payout.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I know you niggers aren’t gonna gloss over Wedge’s eyes
Look at that shit. They don’t even look real. There’s nothing behind them. They’re dead and black.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Most feminine Wedge has ever looked. He looks like that one alcoholic aunt who used to be a lot lizard and has to shave post menopause.

He looks like if Kim Jong Un trooned out.

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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Color me 'morbidly curious,' but I am genuinely curious what these freaks talk about when they get together. I wouldn't mind being there being some kinda Sega Night Trap situation to see what actually goes on.

On the surface they appear to be happy, pallin' around, just guys bein' gals in these photos. But it's a front, it's always a performative front. Do they share stories of the tranny struggles they face? Penetrative sex is out of the question unless Wedge pops a viagra. I know they don't share makeup tips because none of them can even be bothered to look in a mirror. Do they discuss the next grift they have planned? Read this thread aloud?

I strongly suspect that they just get together in the room and ignore each other for a few hours and play on their phones. I don't know how much these three even actually have in common other than being in the same cult and performing some godless sex acts for the internet...

 

[Prolego]

Piss is actually sterile so it was actually sterilizing his stitches. He's lucky because he could have gotten a gangrene dick instead. It was totally all according to smart surgeon's plan and totally did not fail.

It's also packed full of urea, so she could have got a nasty case of gout.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Color me 'morbidly curious,' but I am genuinely curious what these freaks talk about when they get together.

Cartoons, toys, video games

 

[Brain Problems]

Kiwis, do you love playing with children's toys, but hate people assuming that you're an autistic faggot for doing so? Well my man Kevin has got you. Just identify as a little and those people will assume that you're an autistic, pedophilic faggot instead won't do so much as bat an eye. [L/A]
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Kevvie made an important purchase today. [L/A]
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This important purchase likely cost ~$15 according to Target.com [L/A]
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Remind me again how Kevin gets away with constantly buying plastic consoomerist crap designed for literal children without earning a beating like Pyle gets from the camp in Full Metal Jacket?

If I was working my ass off slinging alpaca shit and patrolling for alt-right nazi rednecks and not exactly drawing a fat paycheque as compensation, and that disgusting troon Kevin rolled in with another transformer or nerf gun that went immediately onto an already overloaded shelf and then sat on his ass playing computer games for the rest of the day... There'd be murder. Who cares if he's supposedly paying rent, bitch get off your ass and work. Or clean. Or something, Jesus Christ.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

I know you niggers aren’t gonna gloss over Wedge’s eyes
Look at that shit. They don’t even look real. There’s nothing behind them. They’re dead and black.

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Tell me these niggas ain't cousins lmao. I have literally seen eyes more full of life in a corpse than this, I'm beyond words.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

No let us go into the real scenario,

Eat the pizza 19 furries came on? Or have a full sexual session with the Amhole?

I'm fine with starving to death. I could do with a thinner frame anyway.

 

[AGPinochet]

I am genuinely curious what these freaks talk about when they get together.

Coomin', Groomin', Consoomin' not nessecarily in that order

I strongly suspect that they just get together in the room and ignore each other for a few hours and play on their phones.

that too

Remind me again how Kevin gets away with constantly buying plastic consoomerist crap designed for literal children without earning a beating like Pyle gets from the camp in Full Metal Jacket?

Because he's Mxtress Paul's un-fucked fuck pig

 

[A Grey Cat]

T4T: when they'd rather cum on a pizza then have sex with each other.

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before.... Pizza Steve the untold story.

At least we know it's impossible for Kevin or wedge to be potential fathers

 

[no ledge]

That just the magic of HRT

Wedge’s body is so weird-looking. Out of all the Tranch residents and orbiters, i’d say he’s the one that looks most like he has a chromasomal disorder. He looks like a giant toddler.


Tfw kpop fans are more sane than you are.


Further proof that no matter what you do for these people, it will never be enough. Just like how all the hormones and surgeries will never be enough to satisfy their fetish. Better off not trying to be nice at all.

I've actually learned tons of cool farming and medical facts from this thread.
Learning about what a sex-change surgery actually is was a big part of my peaking. Before, "sex-change" was just kind of a punchline and I didn't think about it. Now, I know way too much about the AmHole.

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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who is taking these pictures?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

who is taking these pictures?

Satan, probably.