Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Grotesque Bushes]

Thank you for this thread, I didn't know I'd ever see anyone flexing about jerking off dogs, or so many pictures of dog semen gathered in one place. This was an experience.

 

[Not Really Here]

Thread poll: Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?
Auto-ban any user who clicks "yes".

 

[Itterasshai]

Thread poll: Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?
Auto-ban any user who clicks "yes".

I wonder if veterinarian or professional breeder would be a dream occupation for some zoophiles: they get to jerk off male animals and fist female animals, and nobody minds because it is part of the job. Although, I suppose it would be too mechanical for them to enjoy.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I don't like dogs and I used to think most of them were shit, but found bulldogs and pugs cute because they're derpy and fat.

Then I learned that the reason they're like that is because they're crimes against nature artificially made from decades of inbreeding, and live in constant agony.

Now I just think all dogs are shit, but owners are even more.

 

[Fialovy]

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I mean, based on some of the examples in the OP, these people abuse emojis and their own terminology like CEO of their kennel (compare it to "boss babe") and other stuff just as much if not more than some of these MLM huns do so if that isn't an indication that they are a pyramid scheme before these people admitted it that I don't know what is. They are essentially hood rat MLM huns. At least MLM huns will deny it is a pyramid scheme.

Also, definitely feel bad for that person who wants to believe this is satire, oh you poor thing, if you only knew...

 

[karz]

Farmers, always stay vigilant to the line - adopt, don't shop.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

Farmers, always stay vigilant to the line - adopt, don't shop.

Nah. Adopt don't shop doesn't work anymore. Shelters are completely full of fucking pit bulls and pit mixes that "need to have their family all to themselves" and will lie abput bite history and health to get dogs out of there. Rescues pull the rest and sell them for hundreds. The odds of getting a good dog right now for cheap are very slim unless you have connections.

If you want a predictable, stable companion dog first figure out and research breeds that fit your lifestyle and then start looking for breeders. There are breeders that really really care and put in the work and money to make sure their puppies are going to be healthy and of good temperament. Finding them is the hard part, because most don't advertise on the web but you can contact them through breed club listings by email or phone. Dog shows are a good way to talk to people and find good breeders too, of course. And by dog shows I don't mean the one in the OP.

The dog breeding world is now a more or less closed off place because of the vilification of breeders. But if there are no breeders, there are no dogs. All dogs come from humans in one form or another, you just need to find the trustworthy people who make that happen. There are actually some breeders who will adopt out their retired show dogs to people if you don't want a puppy, too. You as a buyer or adoptee need to put in the work and communicate with people, you can't just expect a dog to fall in your lap.

Sorry for the autism, I just feel like most people don't understand how it is with dogs these days. It used to be easier before pit bull breeders and owners ruined everything.

 

[Cripple]

I wonder if veterinarian or professional breeder would be a dream occupation for some zoophiles: they get to jerk off male animals and fist female animals, and nobody minds because it is part of the job. Although, I suppose it would be too mechanical for them to enjoy.

Veterinarian, probably not. Repro is a very small part of the field though you can get qualications in AI because you service race horses or dairies. You aren't needed year round for such positions either. There just isn't enough work to be a veterinary AI expert alone. You'd have to deal with all the bullshit of the field otherwise.

Now a "professional" breeder, maybe especially as these people already call their bitches "shorty". Though all the breeders I met used our AI qualified vet for semen collection (someone was trying to make "pomskies" with a pomeranian stud and a husky bitch). But of course that person probably wasn't a zoophile.

Nah. Adopt don't shop doesn't work anymore. Shelters are completely full of fucking pit bulls and pit mixes that "need to have their family all to themselves" and will lie abput bite history and health to get dogs out of there. Rescues pull the rest and sell them for hundreds. The odds of getting a good dog right now for cheap are very slim unless you have connections.

If you want a predictable, stable companion dog first figure out and research breeds that fit your lifestyle and then start looking for breeders. There are breeders that really really care and put in the work and money to make sure their puppies are going to be healthy and of good temperament. Finding them is the hard part, because most don't advertise on the web but you can contact them through breed club listings by email or phone. Dog shows are a good way to talk to people and find good breeders too, of course. And by dog shows I don't mean the one in the OP.

The dog breeding world is now a more or less closed off place because of the vilification of breeders. But if there are no breeders, there are no dogs. All dogs come from humans in one form or another, you just need to find the trustworthy people who make that happen. There are actually some breeders who will adopt out their retired show dogs to people if you don't want a puppy, too. You as a buyer or adoptee need to put in the work and communicate with people, you can't just expect a dog to fall in your lap.

Sorry for the autism, I just feel like most people don't understand how it is with dogs these days. It used to be easier before pit bull breeders and owners ruined everything.

Well unless you're my parents where people see a ranch and apparently see it as a "dump dog here" sign. I just yesterday had to take a beautiful Shepherd someone had dumped on the property to the local shelter because he was after the chickens and earlier this year someone dumped a greyhound cross there and my parents kept her and they can't do two young, hyperactive dogs at once.

I get what you're saying though. My parents also had Great Pyrenees for livestock guardians. They were both from a breeder and both did their job well. I can't go to the shelter and hope to get a dog that will be a good guardian. 99% of the time I am going to get a dog like that Shepherd who will be trying to eat the livestock instead because they never had the necessary puppy training.

 

[Meiwaku]

Farmers, always stay vigilant to the line - adopt, don't shop.

Reasons You MIGHT Want To Shop A Reputable Breeder

I don't always stan this. If you want a dog because you like dogs? Adopt and always look at adoption first if you want a dog.

BUT for a working job like a livestock guardian, hunting, sledding, herding dog, you can't just use any dog in a shelter. There have been breeds bred for this work purpose for a reason. If you want a sled dog there's lineage for that while it is mixed there's breeders who breed for that purpose. Same with hunting dogs etc. There's no guarantee any shelter dog can adapt to your ideal lifestyle if you have a specific one you want your dog to be able to do. It's also kind of cruel to expect a dog to "know what to do" when breeds exist for a reason. That is, that they KNOW WHAT TO DO. Husky's roam for a reason, because they were sled dogs meant to traverse hundreds of miles. Maremmas are aloof gentle watchers who have tough coats because they were bred to be outside 24/7 watching the flock. Dachsunds were built to go into badger holes and bark as loud as possible which is why they are shaped like that, loud, and stubborn. Rhodesian Ridgebacks were built to hunt lions that's why their endurance is insane. Pitbulls bred by shitheads for "tough dog" stuff are likely also naturally aggressive dogs. You breed out traits you want in a dog, that's how breeds form.

(top left are dachshunds in the smooth long and wirehair variety with fresh badgers, top right is a Karelian bear dog who is built to scare away bears and modernly used as an alternative to killing them, bottom left is a Kelpie, an Australian sheepdog working herding and right is a Maremma with their flock guarding from predators. These are NOT jobs any dog can do. Maremma have actually been recruited in Australia to help protect endangered Penguin species. )

Spoiler: Maremma and Penguins click for Aww's

4 Maremma helped save an entire Island of lil bitty penguins from being killed by predators

Buying a purebred also ensures you get traits you want in a dog to suit your lifestyle. If you are a lazy piece of shit, a Japanese Chin is the perfect couch potato for you. If you want to run 10 miles a day, a Vizla is a great companion for your runs. If you like swimming, a Portugese water hound would gladly accompany you on your dips. You get my point. The only issue with shelters is that you don't always know what you're fully getting health and temperament wise. This can be especially important if you already have pets or children.

(an excuse to put more doggo pics. Top right is the couch potato Japanese Chin, Top Left is the athletic Vizla, Bottom Left is the water loving Portugese Water Dog the fancy haircut is to protect the vital organs, Bottom Right is an Australian Shepherd, these are herding dogs traditionally but they make some of the best trail dogs and can tolerate a lot of weather!)

There's also differences between good and bad breeders that are generally obvious. Even for breeders who charge $1.5k+ that includes shots, fixing (usually), the quality first life they start them at, depo/parvo etc. as well as usually backed papers for what you're going to get. If the breeder is good you should be able to come over to their house and meet their animals IRL, you basically are paying for a guarantee of health, quality upbringing and parentage. Good breeders will also usually take back their own dogs so that they don't end up homeless. If I want a purebred dog I'd rather buy from someone who wants to preserve the breed and its heritage by taking proper husbandry of it than a purebred who has god knows how many health problems because of inbreeding not limited to but including: blindness, lipomas, cancer, hip dysplasia, allergies, teeth issues, heart issues etc. I've had mutts where this stuff showed up and as an owner, it's heartbreaking. It's also worth noting majority of breeders who breed healthily do NOT make a profit on their dogs (or cats, or rabbits, basically any mammal) they do it out of love for the breed and as a hobby.

Also FYI registrations like CKC mean jack shit. Within the AKC there are actually movements to move the brachysephalic breeds (smush noses) like pugs to resemble their old English counterparts as seen in paintings: note their snouts and legs are longer and the head is smaller. This stops the need for C-sections and makes the dogs breathe more easily. The closest I can think of is a Puggle as to what they used to look like aside from these vintage photos:

Note the differences, there's many forms of bulldogs recognized as breeds but the one on the left has longer legs, smaller head to body ratio, and better shaped muzzle. If you REALLY want a bulldog go with an American/old English bulldog not the traditional English.

 

[Dysnomia]

That dog with the ultra flat face, Felicia, breaks my heart. There's no way she can breathe and I imagine she is no longer alive.

I could tell right away from the social media posts that these were a bunch of hoodrats and not white dog fanciers.

Hoodrats always sound a very particular way when trying to come off as intelligent. It reminds me of the Damon Wayons character from In Living Color. A prisoner who tries to sound like a genius but just spews word salad.

These dogs are so deformed. That one post where the guy claims walking is annoying and you just want a dog that sits on the couch is the worst. Way to try to sell being crippled as a desirable feature. That dog has to be carried everywhere and has no freedom to enjoy life. What a miserable existence. But keep counting them Benjamins.

I'll just say one word- pugs.
Every time I see a pug my heart aches- the look like their whole life is a constant agony.
Although the breeds that make sense are the working dogs for the specific tasks.

There's "new" variety called retro pug that looks more like the classic version that isn't horribly deformed. They look very similar to old timey photos and paintings of pugs.

They crossbreed the pug with the Jack Russell. I don't know how popular it is yet. But I wish more people would choose a retro over the modern version. These dogs have less health problems and can actually breathe.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Excellent OP. What really got me was the adoption/health information at the end, where some nice person working at a rescue talked about that poor animal like it was a real dog and not some retarded sales pitch in nig-type. Once I'm done being sad about animal abuse I'll get nice and MATI.

These people need to get the rope.

 

[Spennychu]

Wow we've already surpassed 100 replies on this thread, who would've though so many people don't find this cute!

Remember this was once a wolf...

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Jesus Christ. I had happened upon some of these dogs on Instagram a while back, and just thought they were… idk, exceptional looking puppies resulting from some accidental unholy union? Not at all realizing that they were a) full grown, and b) completely intended to look like that. Very educational OP.

We do not deserve dogs, and dogs do not deserve this.

 

[DumbDude42]

for the record, all pugs and related breeds are dysgenic abominations and should be culled

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Jesus, those poor dogs! This shit and the Beagle-torture... The wolves should never have trusted us

Wolves became domesticated dogs much earlier than thought

Finnish researchers have discovered that wolves were domesticated by European hunter-gatherers between 19,000 and 32,000 years ago. The analysis cannot, however, be used to determine the origin of the dog, argues Danish DNA scientist.

sciencenordic.com

There is a wolf looking down from heaven right now laughing his ass off because he knew this would happen. Should have listened, you omega clowns.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I don't understand why "mutt" is an insult and people boast about getting a "pure breed".

Literally the best and healthiest dogs you can get are mutts you find in rescue shelters. People I've known who had pure breeds whether it be pit bulls or beagles even, always had some issue with them at an early age, for example the pit bull had to have its teeth pulled at age 1, and the beagle back gave up at 4.

I will never understand these breed chasers and buyers. Just go to an animal shelter and adopt a dog that needs a home, you're adopting a family member after all, not a toy.

I think it really depends on the bloodline and how inbred the line is as I've got a (rescued) pure bred Labrador and he is like 16/17 years old now and has never had a health issue (And we've had him since he was 9 months old), while my aunts two mix breed Dogs have had health issues since from a young age.

 

[Mr. Duck]

"crazy looking" indeed. They all look like BoglinsView attachment 2666183View attachment 2666182

I wouldn't be surprised if Jim Sterling already has one of those dogs.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

There are breeders that really really care and put in the work and money to make sure their puppies are going to be healthy and of good temperament. Finding them is the hard part, because most don't advertise on the web but you can contact them through breed club listings by email or phone.

A good sign you're dealing with a responsible breeder is that they'll ask about you even more than you ask about the dog. When I got my GWP I showed up with cash in an envelope but instead of taking it she gave us a bunch of info on the breed and asked us to go home and sleep on it for a couple days to and make sure we really want/are ready for one.

Finding them is the hard part, because most don't advertise on the web but you can contact them through breed club listings by email or phone.

Checks out, I found the breeder by word of mouth.

 

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

The dog breeding world is now a more or less closed off place because of the vilification of breeders. But if there are no breeders, there are no dogs.

Funny thing. When I was a kid, nobody had purebred dogs. Dogs were pretty good at replicating themselves to ensure a supply of free pups for as many as wanted them. Back then you drowned the female pups because nobody wanted the hassle of spaying or puppies.

And there were zero shitbulls.

Edit: since people are rating me "dumb", you deserve some context. I grew up in tthe 1950s in a lower middle class neighborhood. There were exactly 2 purebreds on my street: a yellow lab and a GSP. All the rest were mutts. It wasn't till the late 60s that I saw beagles, mini poodles, etc. And they were still outnumbered by mutts.

 

[David L. Heilberg]

All this talking about pit bulls and I'm surprised no one has posted this.

Remind me why anyone likes pit bulls.