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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
- Thread starter Broseph Stalin
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- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Here's Kobe's latest stream:
Start:
Drinking with the reddit ween. Reddit ween told Kobes about wings. Kobes puts on a tipster video about wings for 2 seconds. Kobes beings up Satanic rules of the earth. Back to the video.
3:34:
Kobes says wings' fans donated thousands for his WLS and he spent it on food. Back to the video for 3 seconds. Sex is not a need it's a want. Kobes doesn't like children but he hates chimos more. Back to the video.
6:06:
Fuck wings for slut shaming. When Kobes was a kid he was into girls his own age. Talks about seeing a girl from high-schools titties. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lowest Kobes would go is 21. Kobes says he's feeling better. Ozzy didn't date a 13 year old. Back to the video.
9:41:
Kobes says when he was a teenager he didn't talk about sex unless it was gossip. Captain Hindsight Condoms. Back to the video for two seconds. Kobes doesn't care if wings is stupid. Kobes says the age of consent should be raised to 21. Then changes his mind and says 18 is okay. Back to the video.
14:10:
Teenagers shouldn't be having sex, don't want to have a teenage pregnancy media shoving sex in teenagers faces. Kobes is glad he didn't get his first girlfriend until job corps. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Teenagers should wait patiently. Teenagers should be focusing on getting good grades and making friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is just giving advice but at the end of the day people will do what they're going to do. Back to the video.
18:40:
Talking about 12/13 year old girls getting pregnant. The reddit ween is answering Kobes phone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says wings wouldn't make the same argument if it was his own daughter. Back to the video.
22:00;
Reddit ween prompts a gender relations Double standards rant. Back to the video.
23:40:
Says Keem dating a 30 year old even though he's 39 is okay because she's of age. Kobes says chimos should get the electric chair. Back to the video.
25:15:
Talks about age of consent and Hollywood pedos. Reddit ween brings up to catch a predator and they talk about that. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says just because it's legal doesn't mean its not gross. Children are precious. Wings is old enough to be her father. Back to the video.
29,v08v
Kobes talks about getting in caught looking up Britney Speares nudes when he was a teenager. Says Jamie Lynn is hot too and she's of age . Back to the video.
32:20:
Fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says girls shouldn't send nude picks to dudes especially if they are under age because that's cp. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video.
35:22:
Talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can't comprehend why someone would say the type of things wings is saying even if they were trying to be edgy. Reddit ween tells his someone wants to buy Shon for 3k. Shon is not for sale. Back to the video.
38:11:
Kobes talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video.
38:48:
Think before you speak. Back to the video.
39:44:
Says there are other ways to be edgy. Kobes talks about his Halloween burger from last year. Eat gross things to be edgy instead of pretending to be a chimo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can only give his advice. Cherish being a kid and wait patiently. Back to the video.
42:24:
Kobes says was wings dropped on his head. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about girls from high-school. Reddit ween tries to get him to do a drink combo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says if you wouldn't fuck your own kid why would you do it to someone else's.
44:57:
Kobes says just get a pocket pussy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about Teenagers having sex and age of consent. Back to the video.
47:00:
Sexting is illegal if your under 18. Back to the video.
48:06:
Kobes says he can't control what people do with their bodies just give advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of teenager break up and sharing sexts. Back to the video.
52:08:
Reads comments on the video. Says age of consent and she for images should be the same. Back to the video.
53:38:
Talks about jacking off in front of a girl after he squeezed her titties and his high school dance. Back to the video.
56:06:
Says wings wife is nit pretty but she's of age. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says you shouldn't say stuff like this even if you're trying to be edgy. Back to the video.
59:41:
Kobes calls wings a fat retard and says he's nit body shaaaaaming. Age of consent. Back to the video.
1:01:11:
When Kobes was a teenager he squeezed boobs and jacked off in front of a girl. Talks about a girl sitting on his lap at a school dance. Kobes would sacrifice a life of sex and masturbation to end paedophiles. He would sacrifice his dream house and cobras to end paedophiles. Back to the video.
1:04:20:
Moar alcohol. Kobes says they should show teenagers videos about child birth to prevent them from having sex. Kobes sex talk scenario. Makes a drink combination with four loko Peach, cinnamon liquor and bud light platinum. Reddit ween is leaving after this stream. Kobes talks about huffing cologne and going to a job corps dance. Bad boy of job corps TWU
1:11:10:
Kobes studied office administration at job corps. Talks about getting kicked out of job corps for smoking weed. Talks about fucking a grapefruit.
1:14:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is happy that someone commented that wings is a creeper. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about age for buying cigarettes. Back to the video.
1:16:30:
Beer piss. Reddit ween sits in Kobes throne and messes with Shon.
1:17:47:
Kobes returns. Shon and Saunders. Kobes reads chat. Kobes says Courtney is just protective of him. Puts on to catch a predator.
1:22:50:
Kobes says if a 13 year old girl wants to shave her couch she should do it herself. Back to the video.
1:25:10:
Kobes trying not to lose his temper watching TCAP. Back to the video.
1:27:10:
Pedophiles ruined moustaches. Back to the video.
1:28:28:
Kobes Flexing. Talking about wanting to get a monster logo tattoo. Back to the video.
1:31:06:
Kobes says the guy in the video just looks like a pedophiles. Talks about a fan sending him unopened cough syrup. Talks about the reddit ween. Kobes hates chimos because he was a kid once.
1:33:48:
Reddit ween leaves. Kobes says it's cool to meet fans. Back to the video.
1:37:44:
If you're into younger chicks or dudes why not go for someone who is legal. Back to the video.
1:40:13:
Kobes talks about having hot of age teachers when he was in school. Back to the video for 2 seconds. How bad is your marriage if you already have an of age wife and your hooking up with minors. Talks about his drink combination. Says he could jack of the a chimo getting arrested and gets graphic about that. Back to the video.
1:44:07:
Piss break and talking about stopping mass shootings.
1:45:06:
Returns. Back to the video.
1:45:45:
Has to shit.
1:51:31:
Returns. Back to the video.
153:58:
Talks about all the alcohol the reddit ween brought over for him. Talks about smoking. Back to the video. Talks about pedos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about getting off to pedos getting arrested. Back to the video.
1:57:07:
Weed tells Kobes that he hates pedos and he's a solid dude. Talks about chaturbate. Back to the video. Kobes calls the pedo in the video a faggot. Back to the video.
2:00:35:
Kobes really likes when Chris handed says why don't you have a seat. Kobes doesn't understand pedos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tone changes when they get hot. Kobes talks about getting hard thinking about pedos getting caught. Back to the video.
2:04:00:
Calls the pedo in the video a faggot and talks about lgbt people getting persecuted. Back to the video.
2:09:30:
Talks about people trying to legalise paedophiles. Says this pisses him off more than warlord fighting with him the other night. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the video. Talks about his drink combination. 21 and up. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the video.
2:13:51:
Kobes hates pedos more than he hates his trolls. At least his trolls aren't pedos. Says he's lost his appetite since he's been sick. Back to the video.
2:17:10:
If you know it's illegal you shouldn't be doing it. Kobes is so disgusted he wants to puke, says he hasn't had enough alcohol to puke. Depressed because of society. Not going to cry but he wants to.
2:22:00:
Using this as an opportunity to Shill his new album. Plays I can't change the world the world can't change me. Talks about his song.
2:28:08:
Talks about the Notre Dame cathedral fire being connected to his song snaking cannabis in the clock tower. Not saying his magic had something to do with it though.
2:30:25:
Puts on another one of his songs for 2 seconds. Reads chat. Boglim Ozzy, talks about smoking cannabis in the clocktower. Hot baked. Clocktower mansion.
2:36:37:
Kobes would sacrifice his dream house and the apartment he's in now to end paedophiles.
2:37:50:
Piss break.
2:38:54:
Returns. Says he's feeling better from his flu. Tries to sing, says his voice is nit fully back. Brags about being able to sing like the Beatles. Cam crush for the fans.
2:42:12:
Going to shower with tactical soap and go to a friend's house after the stream. Sits in silence.
2:44:20:
Talks about his drink.
2:47:03:
Talks about the reddit ween.
Drinking with the reddit ween. Reddit ween told Kobes about wings. Kobes puts on a tipster video about wings for 2 seconds. Kobes beings up Satanic rules of the earth. Back to the video.
3:34:
Kobes says wings' fans donated thousands for his WLS and he spent it on food. Back to the video for 3 seconds. Sex is not a need it's a want. Kobes doesn't like children but he hates chimos more. Back to the video.
6:06:
Fuck wings for slut shaming. When Kobes was a kid he was into girls his own age. Talks about seeing a girl from high-schools titties. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lowest Kobes would go is 21. Kobes says he's feeling better. Ozzy didn't date a 13 year old. Back to the video.
9:41:
Kobes says when he was a teenager he didn't talk about sex unless it was gossip. Captain Hindsight Condoms. Back to the video for two seconds. Kobes doesn't care if wings is stupid. Kobes says the age of consent should be raised to 21. Then changes his mind and says 18 is okay. Back to the video.
14:10:
Teenagers shouldn't be having sex, don't want to have a teenage pregnancy media shoving sex in teenagers faces. Kobes is glad he didn't get his first girlfriend until job corps. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Teenagers should wait patiently. Teenagers should be focusing on getting good grades and making friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is just giving advice but at the end of the day people will do what they're going to do. Back to the video.
18:40:
Talking about 12/13 year old girls getting pregnant. The reddit ween is answering Kobes phone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says wings wouldn't make the same argument if it was his own daughter. Back to the video.
22:00;
Reddit ween prompts a gender relations Double standards rant. Back to the video.
23:40:
Says Keem dating a 30 year old even though he's 39 is okay because she's of age. Kobes says chimos should get the electric chair. Back to the video.
25:15:
Talks about age of consent and Hollywood pedos. Reddit ween brings up to catch a predator and they talk about that. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says just because it's legal doesn't mean its not gross. Children are precious. Wings is old enough to be her father. Back to the video.
29,v08v
Kobes talks about getting in caught looking up Britney Speares nudes when he was a teenager. Says Jamie Lynn is hot too and she's of age . Back to the video.
32:20:
Fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says girls shouldn't send nude picks to dudes especially if they are under age because that's cp. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video.
35:22:
Talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can't comprehend why someone would say the type of things wings is saying even if they were trying to be edgy. Reddit ween tells his someone wants to buy Shon for 3k. Shon is not for sale. Back to the video.
38:11:
Kobes talks shit about wings wife. Back to the video.
38:48:
Think before you speak. Back to the video.
39:44:
Says there are other ways to be edgy. Kobes talks about his Halloween burger from last year. Eat gross things to be edgy instead of pretending to be a chimo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can only give his advice. Cherish being a kid and wait patiently. Back to the video.
42:24:
Kobes says was wings dropped on his head. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about girls from high-school. Reddit ween tries to get him to do a drink combo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says if you wouldn't fuck your own kid why would you do it to someone else's.
44:57:
Kobes says just get a pocket pussy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about Teenagers having sex and age of consent. Back to the video.
47:00:
Sexting is illegal if your under 18. Back to the video.
48:06:
Kobes says he can't control what people do with their bodies just give advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of teenager break up and sharing sexts. Back to the video.
52:08:
Reads comments on the video. Says age of consent and she for images should be the same. Back to the video.
53:38:
Talks about jacking off in front of a girl after he squeezed her titties and his high school dance. Back to the video.
56:06:
Says wings wife is nit pretty but she's of age. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says you shouldn't say stuff like this even if you're trying to be edgy. Back to the video.
59:41:
Kobes calls wings a fat retard and says he's nit body shaaaaaming. Age of consent. Back to the video.
1:01:11:
When Kobes was a teenager he squeezed boobs and jacked off in front of a girl. Talks about a girl sitting on his lap at a school dance. Kobes would sacrifice a life of sex and masturbation to end paedophiles. He would sacrifice his dream house and cobras to end paedophiles. Back to the video.
1:04:20:
Moar alcohol. Kobes says they should show teenagers videos about child birth to prevent them from having sex. Kobes sex talk scenario. Makes a drink combination with four loko Peach, cinnamon liquor and bud light platinum. Reddit ween is leaving after this stream. Kobes talks about huffing cologne and going to a job corps dance. Bad boy of job corps TWU
1:11:10:
Kobes studied office administration at job corps. Talks about getting kicked out of job corps for smoking weed. Talks about fucking a grapefruit.
1:14:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is happy that someone commented that wings is a creeper. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about age for buying cigarettes. Back to the video.
1:16:30:
Beer piss. Reddit ween sits in Kobes throne and messes with Shon.
1:17:47:
Kobes returns. Shon and Saunders. Kobes reads chat. Kobes says Courtney is just protective of him. Puts on to catch a predator.
1:22:50:
Kobes says if a 13 year old girl wants to shave her couch she should do it herself. Back to the video.
1:25:10:
Kobes trying not to lose his temper watching TCAP. Back to the video.
1:27:10:
Pedophiles ruined moustaches. Back to the video.
1:28:28:
Kobes Flexing. Talking about wanting to get a monster logo tattoo. Back to the video.
1:31:06:
Kobes says the guy in the video just looks like a pedophiles. Talks about a fan sending him unopened cough syrup. Talks about the reddit ween. Kobes hates chimos because he was a kid once.
1:33:48:
Reddit ween leaves. Kobes says it's cool to meet fans. Back to the video.
1:37:44:
If you're into younger chicks or dudes why not go for someone who is legal. Back to the video.
1:40:13:
Kobes talks about having hot of age teachers when he was in school. Back to the video for 2 seconds. How bad is your marriage if you already have an of age wife and your hooking up with minors. Talks about his drink combination. Says he could jack of the a chimo getting arrested and gets graphic about that. Back to the video.
1:44:07:
Piss break and talking about stopping mass shootings.
1:45:06:
Returns. Back to the video.
1:45:45:
Has to shit.
1:51:31:
Returns. Back to the video.
153:58:
Talks about all the alcohol the reddit ween brought over for him. Talks about smoking. Back to the video. Talks about pedos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about getting off to pedos getting arrested. Back to the video.
1:57:07:
Weed tells Kobes that he hates pedos and he's a solid dude. Talks about chaturbate. Back to the video. Kobes calls the pedo in the video a faggot. Back to the video.
2:00:35:
Kobes really likes when Chris handed says why don't you have a seat. Kobes doesn't understand pedos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tone changes when they get hot. Kobes talks about getting hard thinking about pedos getting caught. Back to the video.
2:04:00:
Calls the pedo in the video a faggot and talks about lgbt people getting persecuted. Back to the video.
2:09:30:
Talks about people trying to legalise paedophiles. Says this pisses him off more than warlord fighting with him the other night. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the video. Talks about his drink combination. 21 and up. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the video.
2:13:51:
Kobes hates pedos more than he hates his trolls. At least his trolls aren't pedos. Says he's lost his appetite since he's been sick. Back to the video.
2:17:10:
If you know it's illegal you shouldn't be doing it. Kobes is so disgusted he wants to puke, says he hasn't had enough alcohol to puke. Depressed because of society. Not going to cry but he wants to.
2:22:00:
Using this as an opportunity to Shill his new album. Plays I can't change the world the world can't change me. Talks about his song.
2:28:08:
Talks about the Notre Dame cathedral fire being connected to his song snaking cannabis in the clock tower. Not saying his magic had something to do with it though.
2:30:25:
Puts on another one of his songs for 2 seconds. Reads chat. Boglim Ozzy, talks about smoking cannabis in the clocktower. Hot baked. Clocktower mansion.
2:36:37:
Kobes would sacrifice his dream house and the apartment he's in now to end paedophiles.
2:37:50:
Piss break.
2:38:54:
Returns. Says he's feeling better from his flu. Tries to sing, says his voice is nit fully back. Brags about being able to sing like the Beatles. Cam crush for the fans.
2:42:12:
Going to shower with tactical soap and go to a friend's house after the stream. Sits in silence.
2:44:20:
Talks about his drink.
2:47:03:
Talks about the reddit ween.
chimpSculpture
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Odds of Null doing KingCobraJFS as his person stream for this year's Halloween?
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It's happening, get your drink combinations ready for tomorrow Cobros
Awww shit yeah, we did it, toobz!
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Just make sure to remind him again that Cobra is not Ice Poseidon. I know Null thinks all white people look the same.It's happening, get your drink combinations ready for tomorrow Cobros
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So many people will be hearing about our dark lord for the first time. Their worlds will never be the same.It's happening, get your drink combinations ready for tomorrow Cobros
Clint's Burden
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I hope a large number of Kiwis head over to the subreddit and make them upset with poo poo words for a week. lol
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Oops I've been corrected, cobra stream is on Halloween tomorrow is just regular mati
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Prepare for the influx of newbies. Get that late react ready.
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Also the top hats
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I'm expecting at least a page-worth of "how have I never heard of this guy before??? XD" posts
Valhalla
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Am I the only one who’s not looking forward to this? Or am I being a grouch?
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You're not. I'm feeling a little possessive of our little boglim too.
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It should be fine as long as they keep any reddit-tier a-logging about the drunk lazy rétard being a drunk lazy rétard to a minimum. Should usher in a whole new group of Cool Cobras
museum privilege
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Stephanie was IT, Josh was welding.
you’ve been wishing death on Josh even before your mod status got taken off you by your own friends in the reddit, kladklad.
Alabastr_Dragonoid
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Cobies better watch it throwing faggot around all the time. I know he broke the dam with warlord, and it's so satisfying to say. But youtoobz doesn't like it.
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I'm so proud of the dark lord hitting the big screen <3
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He's also giving the redditors another reason to Alog him by throwing it around so much. He needs to come up with a different word he can replace it with like the way he says cracker instead of the enword when he's pretending to be black.