DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Radical Goodspeed]

what a worthless, garbage piece of shit excuse for a human being. go die in a fire, phil.
imagine giving this sack of shit any money

The lack of empathy is the joke with DSP and his cucks. It's the only joke they know, really.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Does anyone know what Phil said in response to Mutahar?

I made the mistake of liking posts...and in return had all my accounts get blocked by Phil

Edit: Nvm it's not Phil, Actually confirmed it.

 

[Sup3r]

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Typical Phil answer and opinion: "Oh man. I got to look back over the history of games to see what got censored. I don't know. I don't really remember of the top of my head what stuff has been censored and what hasn't. I think it's pretty dumb that stuff gets censored in a game. Just don't fucking put it in to begin with. But that's the thing, like times change and when the GTA trilogy was made originally, people thought the confederate stuff was people liked it, some people didn't...(blablabla)"

Thankfully he remembered his savior, the GTA trilogy, to come up with some shit he read in his chat earlier. This View attachment 2667609 plays games for a living FOR 13 YEARS and knows zero about them. So either his gin brain erased his memory or he never gave a fuck/knew. I bet it's the latter. And how could he? The only thing he consumes is Twitter, his dent chat and his own voice for information.

He could've just named some of the memetic bits of censorship: stick of truth in australia had the anal probing sections censored with a crying koala, the infamous hot coffee mod, R. Mika's super in SFV or anything localised by nintendo treehouse circa 2016. Instead he acts like he has fuck all idea of any examples of this. He gives ZERO shits about the industry and it shows. He couldn't name an example from his favourite franchise of all time because he isn't in it because he likes gaming but because he, like most children, just sees it as easy money. Only he has learned the hard way that it isn't but is in denial over it.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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Big ups to yet another retard who pays the >$100 per month wheelchair tax. Thank god for government safety nets amirite?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Hey Kiwis, my fellow federal criminals, please don't "ddose" the wheelchairs.

They are watching us

Spoiler: spooky

 

[Balr0g]

Big ups to yet another exceptional individual who pays the >$100 per month wheelchair tax. Thank god for government safety nets amirite?

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Kinda meets Phils demands to the goverment: he wants the goverment to handle everything. It's only fitting he gets his money from goverment supported individuals.

 

[GreySydeDave]

Imagine giving a streamer $300 because someone else talked shit about him on the internet.

And to top all that, put "Anonymous" as the donator LMAO

And now, imagine you're Keem.

 

[Jasper2K]

I have a real true and honest question: So phil got donated a sream deck, but I personally have not heard him mention it once in any of his gin filled rants. Whats going on here? Why was it memory holed so fast?

 

[actually]

I have a real true and honest question: So phil got donated a sream deck, but I personally have not heard him mention it once in any of his gin filled rants. Whats going on here? Why was it memory holed so fast?

He's too lazy/stupid to use it, so he wants everyone to forget he has a tool that he should be using and willfully isn't.

 

[Coomfucius]

He's too lazy/stupid to use it, so he wants everyone to forget he has a tool that he should be using and willfully isn't.

Phil also wouldn’t be able to pay attention to chat and stop the evil conspiracy theorist nut jobs from spreading lies about him and his “family”.

 

[JPG]

I have a real true and honest question: So phil got donated a sream deck, but I personally have not heard him mention it once in any of his gin filled rants. Whats going on here? Why was it memory holed so fast?

It needed windows 10 which he didn’t have at the time because he was too scared to upgrade.
No idea what or if there’s a narrative after his new laptop, I certainly haven’t heard it.

 

[hundredthousand]

No "break tip" today? I guess Phil is saving up his daily allowance from Jeff for the next day then.

 

[Lolidaki]

What the fuck is wrong with this dude today? He sent out a mid-stream break shit talking tweet talking shit about Facebook
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I think he finally broke, he "ignores" Keem only to completely rip him off with this video game analogy shit? What fucking timeline are we in?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I think he finally broke, he "ignores" Keem only to completely rip him off with this video game analogy shit? What fucking timeline are we in?

I dont know if it's some 4D chess shit or he's just a natural but he needs some shit to distract from the Keem crap and his incredibly schizo explanation on this $1500 bill from lawyers, who are also stealing from him?

dude is all over the fucking place today that I'm gettin a headache trying to grasp what actually transpired.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

What transpired is: He ran his mouth about Keemstar and Keemstar with two videos now lives rent free in his head.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I dont know if it's some 4D chess shit or he's just a natural but he needs some shit to distract from the Keem crap and his incredibly schizo explanation on this $1500 bill from lawyers, who are also stealing from him?

dude is all over the fucking place today that I'm gettin a headache trying to grasp what actually transpired.

The fact that he compared Facebook to the people he claims beat him with "lag-tactics" is so mind-bogglingly insane. He's in such a bubble he doesn't understand that's something absolutely no one relates to, has 0 relevance to the situation, and is just some weird cope from his shut-in, frail ego, delusion land that just sounds like gibberish to outsiders.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Lmfao he loves when shit like bank leaks hit he can cry, beg harder and be the victim even harder.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

That keemstar roast really cut him to his salty gelatinous core huh

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil could have tons of friends. He would just need to create an account on a gay dating site/app.

Profile
Name: Phil Burnell
Nickname: Polish Sausage
Zodiac: Pig
Likes: shit, ass, balls, dicks, military hats
Dislikes: women, cash

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Kinda meets Phils demands to the goverment: he wants the goverment to handle everything. It's only fitting he gets his money from goverment supported individuals.

Which is ironic because the fucker refuses to pay his taxes.

EDIT:

Zodiac: Pig

You made me check his Chinese Zodiac sign and sadly if only he had been born a year later he actually would've been a pig, instead he's a dog. You can use Phil as a one man refutation of astrology (not that refuting astrology is hard in the first place) because dogs in Chinese astrology are loyal, sociable, kind, honest and have a strong sense of justice. It gets doubly funny if you check which element of dog he is, which is water dog, here's what water dogs are characterized by:
Water dogs are very good at managing money matters; they can make the best use of their money, and they often make the detailed arrangements in advance for the future development. They are expert in making money and they may have stable incomes even if they cannot make a fortune.