Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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Can anyone give me a decent “de-ripleyed” chain of events? I know he’s an obvious liar but I’m really having trouble piecing together his story because it keeps changing it.

What was it that he had to walk through a FedEx to get to the convention and the FedEx people kicked him out for being a degenerate and the convention followed suit?
He went to FedEx to print something but took fifty hours to find it on his phone, they told him to stand aside or whatever and he was obviously triggered into a shitfit. He filed a complaint with the con over this for some reason, which was apparently his second complaint filed since he had a shitfit earlier on an escalator or something. He then went to Johnny Rockets and who the fuck knows what happened there and that led to him trying to file a third complaint but apparently the con told him to fuck off instead and they got backed up by the casino obviously. All of this was because he was trans, something that is very offensive at a furry convention.
 
He went to FedEx to print something but took fifty hours to find it on his phone, they told him to stand aside or whatever and he was obviously triggered into a shitfit. He filed a complaint with the con over this for some reason, which was apparently his second complaint filed since he had a shitfit earlier on an escalator or something. He then went to Johnny Rockets and who the fuck knows what happened there and that led to him trying to file a third complaint but apparently the con told him to fuck off instead and they got backed up by the casino obviously. All of this was because he was trans, something that is very offensive at a furry convention.
Reading between the lines of his account of the escalator incident, it sounded like he squatted to tie his shoes and futz with his phone at the top of the escalator, and some transphobic piece of shit fell over him and got irritated he was blocking the top of the stairs, not realizing that it’s actual murder to expect trans women to have any sort of spatial awareness or consideration for others. Why this was worth reporting to the con is one of life’s mysteries.
As for Johnny Rockets, perhaps a nazi stole his $15 sandwich again? The world is against him, you see.
(Edit- escalator incident is on page 20. There seems to be ANOTHER incident with an old lady too. He really does make friends wherever he goes.)
 
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Can anyone give me a decent “de-ripleyed” chain of events? I know he’s an obvious liar but I’m really having trouble piecing together his story because it keeps changing it.

What was it that he had to walk through a FedEx to get to the convention and the FedEx people kicked him out for being a degenerate and the convention followed suit?

Ripley's story has changed multiple times, but this is the timeline we've been able to piece together using his version of events, other people's tweets, and common sense with Ripley's history:

Thursday

Ripley arrives at the convention. He is wearing a hat from a babyfur company with a childish character on it, a furry convention t-shirt, and a diaper under short shorts.

At 3 PM, he goes to FedEx on the hotel property which has a copy shop. He attempts to get a badge of his fursona printed. He makes it to the front of the line, does not have the image ready, and has to search his phone. During this time he is holding the line up, fucking around, trying to find the image and fails three times to forward an e-mail to the FedEx store to print it, which takes 15-20 minutes.

At some point, the employees of FedEx ask him to step aside but "misgender" him, and a meltdown begins. FedEx staff refuse to respect his pronouns and push back, allegedly calling him a "pedo" at some point, probably because of his attire. His behavior becomes so out-of-hand that the FedEx is actually closed early, and staff are escorted by hotel security to their cars to leave. Ripley heads to convention security to complain about FedEx employees being "transphobic", then calls FedEx corporate to file a "hatred report".

Our suspicion is that he was actually trespassed by the hotel, but he leaves before they can get him.

Friday

Friday is uneventful. He claims he was "knocked over" on an escalator and screamed at by a "cis man" but no evidence of this exists and he chronically lies about shit for attention so who knows.

Saturday

Things get a little muddy from here because Ripley refuses to give an accurate timeline, but a lot happens.

Rioley, a vegan, goes to Johnny Rockets (a restaurant that serves only burgers, chicken, and milkshakes) on hotel property for lunch. He eats, pays, and the waiter says "have a good day, sir". Of course, this triggers another total meltdown. He flips out and storms out of the restaurant because he was called "sir". Our suspicion is that this alerts hotel staff to him being back on the property.

Ripley heads back to the convention area and goes to the convention security office, where he complains about Johnny Rockets staff being "transphobic". For whatever reason, he once again believes that convention staff have power over hotel employees.

He heads to the hotel exit, walking past the FedEx location he was likely trespassed from. He specifically states he never enters the FedEx, but also states he "informs" staff he filed a "hatred report". We assume he screamed it at them from the hallway.

As he exits the hotel, he is confronted by hotel security, and (allegedly) both the con's chairman and chief of security. Ripley is given a verbal trespass by hotel security and told to leave, then has his badge confiscated by con security. He claims that there was absolutely no reason given for this trespass; they just happened to be roaming the hotel, saw he was trans, and kicked him out. Notably, none of the dozens (if not hundreds) of other trans people experience this happening. Only Ripley.

Sunday

Ripley kicks off the pity party, posting his claim that the convention, which is one of the most pro-trans events in recent history, is "transphobic" and banned him for "no reason" other than being "too trans". He states he is in a motel off-property. It is unclear if he has been there the whole time, or only after getting trespassed by the hotel. He spends 30+ hours straight tweeting about it, getting in slap fights, and screaming about "transphobia" and "ableism".
 
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He claims that there was absolutely no reason given for this trespass; they just happened to be roaming the hotel, saw he was trans, and kicked him out.
Well, we know this can't be true, it is well established that it is literally impossible to tell if someone is trans simply by looking at them. All they saw was a woman.
 
I'm totally missing something here lol
19 furries coomed on a pizza at the convention. Somehow, Ropely managed to get yeeted from this con.
Ripley's story has changed multiple times, but this is the timeline we've been able to piece together using his version of events, other people's tweets, and common sense with Ripley's history:

Thursday

Ripley arrives at the convention. He is wearing a hat from a babyfur company with a childish character on it, a furry convention t-shirt, and a diaper under short shorts.

At 3 PM, he goes to FedEx on the hotel property which has a copy shop. He attempts to get a badge of his fursona printed. He makes it to the front of the line, does not have the image ready, and has to search his phone. During this time he is holding the line up, fucking around, trying to find the image and fails three times to forward an e-mail to the FedEx store to print it, which takes 15-20 minutes.

At some point, the employees of FedEx ask him to step aside but "misgender" him, and a meltdown begins. FedEx staff refuse to respect his pronouns and push back, allegedly calling him a "pedo" at some point, probably because of his attire. His behavior becomes so out-of-hand that the FedEx is actually closed early, and staff are escorted by hotel security to their cars to leave. Ripley heads to convention security to complain about FedEx employees being "transphobic", then calls FedEx corporate to file a "hatred report".

Our suspicion is that he was actually trespassed by the hotel, but he leaves before they can get him.

Friday

Friday is uneventful. He claims he was "knocked over" on an escalator and screamed at by a "cis man" but no evidence of this exists and he chronically lies about shit for attention so who knows.

Saturday

Things get a little muddy from here because Ripley refuses to give an accurate timeline, but a lot happens.

Rioley, a vegan, goes to Johnny Rockets (a restaurant that serves only burgers, chicken, and milkshakes) on hotel property for lunch. He eats, pays, and the waiter says "have a good day, sir". Of course, this triggers another total meltdown. He flips out and storms out of the restaurant because he was called "sir". Our suspicion is that this alerts hotel staff to him being back on the property.

Ripley heads back to the convention area and goes to the convention security office, where he complains about Johnny Rockets staff being "transphobic". For whatever reason, he once again believes that convention staff have power over hotel employees.

He heads to the hotel exit, walking past the FedEx location he was likely trespassed from. He specifically states he never enters the FedEx, but also states he "informs" staff he filed a "hatred report". We assume he screamed it at them from the hallway.

As he exits the hotel, he is confronted by hotel security, and (allegedly) both the con's chairman and chief of security. Ripley is given a verbal trespass by hotel security and told to leave, then has his badge confiscated by con security. He claims that there was absolutely no reason given for this trespass; they just happened to be roaming the hotel, saw he was trans, and kicked him out. Notably, none of the dozens (if not hundreds) of other trans people experience this happening. Only Ripley.

Sunday

Ripley kicks off the pity party, posting his claim that the convention, which is one of the most pro-trans events in recent history, is "transphobic" and banned him for "no reason" other than being "too trans". He states he is in a motel off-property. It is unclear if he has been there the whole time, or only after getting trespassed by the hotel. He spends 30+ hours straight tweeting about it, getting in slap fights, and screaming about "transphobia" and "ableism".
TL;DR This week's episode of Ripley's Believe it or Not turned into an episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction.
 
He went to FedEx to print something but took fifty hours to find it on his phone, they told him to stand aside or whatever and he was obviously triggered into a shitfit. He filed a complaint with the con over this for some reason, which was apparently his second complaint filed since he had a shitfit earlier on an escalator or something. He then went to Johnny Rockets and who the fuck knows what happened there and that led to him trying to file a third complaint but apparently the con told him to fuck off instead and they got backed up by the casino obviously. All of this was because he was trans, something that is very offensive at a furry convention.

So TL;DR: He alerted the con staff and casino staff that he's a walking, talking, farting, queefing relentless liability.
 
It’s astounding the amount of time & energy that goes into grifting , so that troons can pay to get to these conventions.
E-begging, “sicknesses”, arguing online, fake dramatic stories, “sex work”, police complaints, media fluff pieces, etc.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just get a damned job? Then you can pay your way, and schedule your vacations with time off.... like what pretty much everyone else on the planet does.
 
It’s astounding the amount of time & energy that goes into grifting , so that troons can pay to get to these conventions.
E-begging, “sicknesses”, arguing online, fake dramatic stories, “sex work”, police complaints, media fluff pieces, etc.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just get a damned job? Then you can pay your way, and schedule your vacations with time off.... like what pretty much everyone else on the planet does.
Most of these furry troons are also "anarchist" and "socialist", which I put in quotes because these can mean literally whatever they want it to be at any given moment. One thing it always means though, is NEVER having a normal, useful job. They are also not grounded and rational enough to realize just getting a decent office job with health coverage would fix 90% of their problems. Of course they don't actually want to fix their problems though, their whole identity is being a perpetual victim and "struggling" against the evil CIS BINARY CAPTIALIST blahblahblah...
 
Has this pervert been neutered by a good doctor yet or is that diaper filled with shit and cummies?
His thread title used to say "HIS PUSSY HAD BEEN CANCELED" so the later option.

He wants the experimental Futa surgery, which turns your balls into a shallow amhole and keeps your dick (no I'm not elaborating go look at the SRS thread if you're curious), which only a few doctots in the country and in California preform. However, during his feminization of his facial surgery (results lackluster to say the least) and lead up appointments he was so ornery and choosy that he was denied surgery. He hated all the nursing staff but was lovely and angelic to his doctors, and threw a bitchfit at not letting a friend sneak him in some "over the counter tylenol" (lol) for his pain at a fucking hospital. At one point he didn't explain anything to a nurse because he only felt comfortable with a doctor knowing some of his isssues which the nurse could have prepped the doctor, a weird power game. He was so mad his pussy was canceled he tarded out for 2-3 weeks in rage.

I'm still waiting for a new ampolehole saga as more doctors have opened up to doing the surgery, but lol he's too lazy to check and too defeatist to go through with anything but the outrage clicks.
 
Ripley's story has changed multiple times, but this is the timeline we've been able to piece together using his version of events, other people's tweets, and common sense with Ripley's history:

Thursday

Ripley arrives at the convention. He is wearing a hat from a babyfur company with a childish character on it, a furry convention t-shirt, and a diaper under short shorts.

At 3 PM, he goes to FedEx on the hotel property which has a copy shop. He attempts to get a badge of his fursona printed. He makes it to the front of the line, does not have the image ready, and has to search his phone. During this time he is holding the line up, fucking around, trying to find the image and fails three times to forward an e-mail to the FedEx store to print it, which takes 15-20 minutes.

At some point, the employees of FedEx ask him to step aside but "misgender" him, and a meltdown begins. FedEx staff refuse to respect his pronouns and push back, allegedly calling him a "pedo" at some point, probably because of his attire. His behavior becomes so out-of-hand that the FedEx is actually closed early, and staff are escorted by hotel security to their cars to leave. Ripley heads to convention security to complain about FedEx employees being "transphobic", then calls FedEx corporate to file a "hatred report".

Our suspicion is that he was actually trespassed by the hotel, but he leaves before they can get him.

Friday

Friday is uneventful. He claims he was "knocked over" on an escalator and screamed at by a "cis man" but no evidence of this exists and he chronically lies about shit for attention so who knows.

Saturday

Things get a little muddy from here because Ripley refuses to give an accurate timeline, but a lot happens.

Rioley, a vegan, goes to Johnny Rockets (a restaurant that serves only burgers, chicken, and milkshakes) on hotel property for lunch. He eats, pays, and the waiter says "have a good day, sir". Of course, this triggers another total meltdown. He flips out and storms out of the restaurant because he was called "sir". Our suspicion is that this alerts hotel staff to him being back on the property.

Ripley heads back to the convention area and goes to the convention security office, where he complains about Johnny Rockets staff being "transphobic". For whatever reason, he once again believes that convention staff have power over hotel employees.

He heads to the hotel exit, walking past the FedEx location he was likely trespassed from. He specifically states he never enters the FedEx, but also states he "informs" staff he filed a "hatred report". We assume he screamed it at them from the hallway.

As he exits the hotel, he is confronted by hotel security, and (allegedly) both the con's chairman and chief of security. Ripley is given a verbal trespass by hotel security and told to leave, then has his badge confiscated by con security. He claims that there was absolutely no reason given for this trespass; they just happened to be roaming the hotel, saw he was trans, and kicked him out. Notably, none of the dozens (if not hundreds) of other trans people experience this happening. Only Ripley.

Sunday

Ripley kicks off the pity party, posting his claim that the convention, which is one of the most pro-trans events in recent history, is "transphobic" and banned him for "no reason" other than being "too trans". He states he is in a motel off-property. It is unclear if he has been there the whole time, or only after getting trespassed by the hotel. He spends 30+ hours straight tweeting about it, getting in slap fights, and screaming about "transphobia" and "ableism".
Truly a chain of events that chronicle a tragic day in history, on par with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand or the 1921 Tulsa riots.....Jk Ravioli ravioli great barrier reef spent the whole weekend being a 40 year old, entitled, selfish troon punk.
 
>transphobic
This nigga doesn't even look like a tranny. Just looks like a batty man with bad long hair. How was Pablo at FedEx supposed to know that he was a tranny?
Bruh, the worst thing is he's already had horrific "Feminization Facial Surgery" so this is Ripley after he's "fixed". He posted images of him post op with resident evil style face tubes coming out of his Bruce Campbell chin for simpies on Twitter and had a meltdown that apparently all the nurses were transphobes and didn't they let another tranny visit him because of "covid" and he promptly had another meltdown.
 
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