Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Interesting. So she HAS been fatting around London for another week after her drunken tour of Herefordshire and Wales - but in total silence.

I'm definitely of the mind that Ryann thought she could walk into her old agency and make amends, or get the ear of someone on the London Fashion Council to get work, and that the best way to do either thing was to simply waddle up to them in person. However, that doesn't work. It especially doesn't work if you acted like a big, fat, angry, embarrassing mess when they last encountered you. Not only that, her name is such anathema that she couldn't get anyone in London to go out with her.

So she spent the last of her cash on a very expensive gamble. I wonder how many Pret egg sandwiches met their ends as she sulked in her room.

I think more realistically she got a bug or flu after her binging and was out for the week because she’s morbidly obese. She’s probably bringing all her germs on the plane. Most likely will get even more sick after traveling even more. Bed bound saga here we come!
 
Interesting. So she HAS been fatting around London for another week after her drunken tour of Herefordshire and Wales - but in total silence.

I'm definitely of the mind that Ryann thought she could walk into her old agency and make amends, or get the ear of someone on the London Fashion Council to get work, and that the best way to do either thing was to simply waddle up to them in person. However, that doesn't work. It especially doesn't work if you acted like a big, fat, angry, embarrassing mess when they last encountered you. Not only that, her name is such anathema that she couldn't get anyone in London to go out with her.

So she spent the last of her cash on a very expensive gamble. I wonder how many Pret egg sandwiches met their ends as she sulked in her room.

Maybe that Katie Hopkins lady is the new CEO of Milk, lol.
 
On second thought, maybe Tess got got by some indian / north African/ Arabic scammah, whom she thought was a new Car-Penis-Wallet that LOVED "bigger girls". The scammer convinces her to pay for a trip to London on ly to find that she expected HIM to pay for everything when she got there. That would certainly cause a narcissistic injury that could only be cured by staying inside and trying not to spend another dime before her return plane arrived a week later.

Time will tell.
 
You'd think she would take advantage of being in London to store up more basic bitch photos. She could spend a day in the British Museum, learn something :optimistic:, AND take some dumb photos with Grecian marbles that her followers would love. But, somehow, sulking in a room while watching Netflix is a better way to spend her time. No wonder her career is in the drain.
Years, I agree with You. But I believe I just heard a faint sigh of relief from the halls with priceless marble statues that they were spared the horrible fate of their brethren at the Victoria and Albert Museum.

Sure, remembering the countless fictional fat women of history b heaving your own gargantuan ass into the frame. I guess La Monstrua, Dolly Dimples and all the other fat ladies would be so happy to have such a fierce advocate for their cause and their remembrance like Tess, who tirelessly goes around and tells their stories, sheds light on their fates and educates people on these fascinating women in history.... Oh wait!! She doesn't, she lies around in a hotel room in London and wallows in self-pity, because things don't go her way, and she may have the sniffels.
 
I think more realistically she got a bug or flu after her binging and was out for the week because she’s morbidly obese. She’s probably bringing all her germs on the plane. Most likely will get even more sick after traveling even more. Bed bound saga here we come!
Not to mention that the risk for dangerous blood clots in the legs are increased after a plane flight. Those giant ham hocks of hers must have blood vessels looking like LA traffic on a Friday afternoon.
 
Years, I agree with You. But I believe I just heard a faint sigh of relief from the halls with priceless marble statues that they were spared the horrible fate of their brethren at the Victoria and Albert Museum.
I could totally see Tess breaking one of the Elgin Marbles from the Parthenon by falling into it. But I think a lot of the exhibits would be safe. When I went there, I was stunned by the Rosetta Stone—you could literally see exactly how they used it to translate Egyptian Hieroglyphs into Demotic Egyptian and Koine Greek. Truly marvelous. But Tess would just think "big stone...boring!" and walk away. Still, there's a whole room where they reassembled the front of an ancient temple from Asia Minor which would be a great (and safe—for the exhibit) background for any physically massive but intellectually shallow "influencer".

It's just truly sad to see Tess perpetuate stereotypes about Americans while abroad. Oh and the fact that she abandoned her young child to do so. Can't forget that.
 
And boo hoo, I think she has the sads. Definitely agree with others here, her trip didn't go as planned
Was just about to post this same thing. I'll have to settle for posting more of the comments section on that bath photo since it made the "news".
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You'd think she would take advantage of being in London to store up more basic bitch photos. She could spend a day in the British Museum, learn something :optimistic:, AND take some dumb photos with Grecian marbles that her followers would love. But, somehow, sulking in a room while watching Netflix is a better way to spend her time. No wonder her career is in the drain.
This is something where an actual social media manager would have been so helpful.
But no.
Tess just wants someone to delete mean comments. She can do everything else by her big girl self.
"Security, please fetch Animal Control. A rhino escaped from the local zoo and is making a scene at our offices"
Hey, don't do rhinos like that. Like @Cripple said, the maltempered hippo is a much more apt comparison.
 
If Tess would really give a single shit about art, history, fat women in history, she would have walzed into the National Gallery. Because there is a portrait by Anthony van Dyck a Flemish painter of the baroque era. It's some noble man and his really fat wife. Perfect selfie opportunity for Tess to eyefuck herself in front of that painting and make a point that fat women existed. Or whatever.

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But getting shitfaced with her current Brit trash besties and showing the World her really gargantuan ass was of greater importance.
 
Hey, don't do rhinos like that. Like @Cripple said, the maltempered hippo is a much more apt comparison.
She's probably sad a younger, slimmer hippo got to headline.
If Tess would really give a single shit about art, history, fat women in history, she would have walzed into the National Gallery. Because there is a portrait by Anthony van Dyck a Flemish painter of the baroque era. It's some noble man and his really fat wife. Perfect selfie opportunity for Tess to eyefuck herself in front of that painting and make a point that fat women existed. Or whatever.

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But getting shitfaced with her current Brit trash besties and showing the World her really gargantuan ass was of greater importance.
Given women, especially noble women, wore multiple layers at the time, she's still smaller than Tess.

Plus you know she probably had like ten pregnancies over her lifetime.
 
You'd think she would take advantage of being in London to store up more basic bitch photos. She could spend a day in the British Museum, learn something :optimistic:, AND take some dumb photos with Grecian marbles that her followers would love. But, somehow, sulking in a room while watching Netflix is a better way to spend her time. No wonder her career is in the drain.
She's sick and sulking. I hope whatever gig she had planned for that visit was ruined by her illness. Its interesting though, that she usually will milk her colds for sympathy but she's been VERY quiet this time. Perhaps its covid and she is hiding from the blowback she knows she'll get if she admits she's a disease spreading cunt.
 
5 days and counting since she's showed her face. She's signal boosting Nadia, the last acquaintance of hers who throws jobs her way.
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LOL. Tess's fat legs could never fit into those boots; no matter how stretchy they are, there are limits.

And I wonder if Nadia will set her up with further gigs, given what an embarrassment Tess was the last time.
 
LOL. Tess's fat legs could never fit into those boots; no matter how stretchy they are, there are limits.

And I wonder if Nadia will set her up with further gigs, given what an embarrassment Tess was the last time.
Man, that unsolicited "commercial" was beyond embarrassing and Nadia still gave Tess the tattoo magazine job and took her to Alaska. I think Nadia either loves embarrassing Tess, or Tes has some serious shit on her.
 
Nadia gifted her a pair of boots from a previous release and they ended up on Tess' Depop https://www.depop.com/products/tessholliday-fashion-to-figure-snake-print/
Damn, they ugly.
Her Depop is just fiiiiiillllllllled with absolute trash.
Damn, they all ugly.
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Man, that unsolicited "commercial" was beyond embarrassing and Nadia still gave Tess the tattoo magazine job and took her to Alaska. I think Nadia either loves embarrassing Tess, or Tes has some serious shit on her.
Hey, waitaminute here...
So Alaska was one thing, but this is the UK. We can assume Tess is vaccinated given how much she loves to virtue signal and the shit she's been resharing, but even if not she's still supposed to be turning in some tests, right?
She had two solid days of fun, that's when the test is due (per below) and she's been in a hotel since then.
What if she's been forcibly quarantined?
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It might actually be rona, guys.
 
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