Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[LeChampion1992]

Do they?

Florida?

The lowest?

IN THE COUNRTY?

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It's almost like case totals can be determined by population density and size.

 

[JaneThough]

It's almost like case totals can be determined by population density and size.

This is like, gold medal point missing here.

 

[valis]

For example, saying "wear a mask to protect other people" was terrible messaging for Americans and also not even true (masks do provide some protection to the wearer).

They pushed that angle in the UK too. It always seemed more as though it was to try to get people to pressure non-wearers into wearing them, getting 'the people' to police it themselves. If wearing a mask just helps you, who cares if anyone else wears one. If someone else not wearing a mask hurts you, you'll do what you can to get them to wear it. It wasn't about not killing granny as much as not letting granny kill you.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

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Lesson learned: If you get just about everyone infected with Covid and kill 60,000 people, you can brag about low case rates afterwards. Solid plan.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

-Why I'm not dead yet
-Why u not dead yet
-Why they not dead yet
-Why he/she/it not dead yet

Join me next year for more grammer shitpos't

It's been brought to my attention that people die for a variety of reasons, and that in large populations it's entirely possible (citation needed) to have large amounts of deaths. Word on the street (citation needed) is that chinese disease is not particularly lethal. Un-replicated studies show that vaccine-product efficacy is... very temporary at best, and appears to not provide comprehensive immune system responses even within that short window (though it appears to decrease incidence of death in other un-replicated studies).

What to do? Existential philosophies suggest extreme measures such as self-death, getting ahead of the universe's whims for your existence. Shake your fist at nature even as you pass beyond it's grasp. More pragmatic (citation needed) approaches based on further un-replicated studies imply that taking the vaccine-product every 6 months may or may not continue to lower your risk of death from chinese disease, however other causes of death seem to be mostly unaffected, posing a practical challenge to those who aggressively seek to not die. Formulating a lifestyle/business model around seeking to not die from specific, low risk causes generates questionable returns (citation needed).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

-Why I'm not dead yet
-Why u not dead yet
-Why they not dead yet
-Why he/she/it not dead yet

Join me next year for more grammer shitpos't

It's been brought to my attention that people die for a variety of reasons, and that in large populations it's entirely possible (citation needed) to have large amounts of deaths. Word on the street (citation needed) is that chinese disease is not particularly lethal. Un-replicated studies show that vaccine-product efficacy is... very temporary at best, and appears to not provide comprehensive immune system responses even within that short window (though it appears to decrease incidence of death in other un-replicated studies).

What to do? Existential philosophies suggest extreme measures such as self-death, getting ahead of the universe's whims for your existence. Shake your fist at nature even as you pass beyond it's grasp. More pragmatic (citation needed) approaches based on further un-replicated studies imply that taking the vaccine-product every 6 months may or may not continue to lower your risk of death from chinese disease, however other causes of death seem to be mostly unaffected, posing a practical challenge to those who aggressively seek to not die. Formulating a lifestyle/business model around seeking to not die from specific, low risk causes generates questionable returns (citation needed).

You're lucky that being autistic isn't a lethal disease because if it was, you'd be in deep trouble

 

[Trombonista]

It's sad to see people turn into double mask get 3 shots of what seems like the equivalent of a glorified flu vaccine.

What's so bad about the flu vaccine? I get it every year and I've never had the flu. I'd love it if the COVID-19 vaccine became an annual shot like the flu vaccine.

 

[John Merston]

 

[John Merston]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This one is actually kind of funny

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I mean this one is true, but holy fuck that next one where people act like getting your kids chicken pox is some sort of chad move are retarded. No wonder Anti-vax retards have low IQ.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean this one is true, but holy fuck that next one where people act like getting your kids chicken pox is some sort of chad move are exceptional. No wonder Anti-vax retards have low IQ.

Great idea, so they get to have shingles later, one of the most excruciatingly painful ailments that doesn't actually kill you.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I mean this one is true, but holy fuck that next one where people act like getting your kids chicken pox is some sort of chad move are exceptional. No wonder Anti-vax retards have low IQ.

Some people used to do that shit.

BTW, do I count as a conspiracy theorist if my husband and I are both vaccinated, but we're really hesitant to get our kids the jab?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Great idea, so they get to have shingles later, one of the most excruciatingly painful ailments that doesn't actually kill you.

There is actually a vaccine for Shingles now at least and I believe I've heard the Chicken Pox vaccine is being recommended now; it wasn't when I was a kid.

Shingles is like a goddamn chestburster waiting to burst out. Chicken Pox is pretty sinister when you think about it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

There is actually a vaccine for Shingles now at least and I believe I've heard the Chicken Pox vaccine is being recommended now; it wasn't when I was a kid.

Shingles is like a goddamn chestburster waiting to burst out. Chicken Pox is pretty sinister when you think about it.

Yeah but the shingles vaccine is only offered to people over 50 for some reason. I've had multiple patients in their 20s who have had shingles. It's pretty rare but we should probably start doing it earlier.

 

[AnOminous]

Some people used to do that shit.

BTW, do I count as a conspiracy theorist if my husband and I are both vaccinated, but we're really hesitant to get our kids the jab?

Some people still do that. It's mostly an antivaxer thing, the normal kind of antivaxers who think all vaccines cause the tism, not the johnny-come-lately COVIDiots.

 

[John Merston]

 

[Meat Pickle]

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Proof that the American education system failed us.

 

[PeckingOrder]

My younger sister got shingles in high school. The poor kid was writhing in pain for over a month while trying to handle regular school shit simultaneously, it wasn’t pretty to look at either.

Between shingles, SSPE from measles, and Long COVID as well as god knows what this stupid virus has in store for years to come, I really don’t get antivaxxers. It’s like they WANT to suffer.

 

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