Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Vito digging his own grave for a year straight
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(I know he's joking but I won't be surprised if he does it irl)
 
Imagine seeing the "I was only pretending to be exceptional" comic and thinking that that was a wise course of actions.
Say what you will about retards; I've never known anyone to tell me their fantasy of breaking into a special needs home and murdering the short bus kids.

There's nothing worse than having the stink of pedo on you. People will forgive zoosadists before child rapers.

Vito is loudly telling his fifteen minutes "I am a paedophile." People will believe him. There are simpler ways to kill yourself.
 
Sean being the sane/cool/normal one is an invention of this thread and not reflective of real life. Based on all the company Maddax keeps, there’s no reason to think Sean is any different from any of them.
He at least usually has no idea what weird degenerate shit Dick or his guest are talking about, or at least it seemed that way in the few episodes I watched years ago. Usually that meant they could steer him into believing their side of the story but that's not really his fault.
 
Its amazing how he was able to figure out that he should walk back the "Alex Jones is a criminal who should be deplatformed" take but not the "pedophilia is funny and good" take.
 
Its amazing how he was able to figure out that he should walk back the "Alex Jones is a criminal who should be deplatformed" take but not the "pedophilia is funny and good" take.
He reminds me of MaximillianMus, who often joked and laughed about being a pedophile and showing child porn to others, and then got accused by his former friends of actually being a nonce... Quite suspicious
 
"Oh, shit, I'm getting a lot of eyeballs right now! Better tell everyone I fuck kids; then they'll know I'm a great comedian!"
Seriously, what a way to greet any new people looking, that could lead to new opportunitie$ : "yeah, I only really know this one contrarian schtick, I'm not as smart or funny as I think I am, any good that I might bring to your endeavors is well poisoned and off-set by my social media attention whoring, and you're better off not being associated with me"
That's how you win at Twitter, Vito, keep up the good job!
 
He at least usually has no idea what weird degenerate shit Dick or his guest are talking about, or at least it seemed that way in the few episodes I watched years ago. Usually that meant they could steer him into believing their side of the story but that's not really his fault.
Hasn't Shawn the sheep spent his entire life in L.A working for degenerates like Dax? It's more probable that he's so desensitised and num that nothing matters to him.
 
Vito needs to beaten and raped by 1000+ Tyrones and Bubbas in prison already. His "pretending to be exceptional" shtick is faggotry incarnate.
My assumption is that Vito does it because he believes, mistakenly, that all attention is good attention. For a normal person, he or she might realize that saying they're a pedophile might be a bad thing; Vito, on the other hand, believes it's going to draw people to check him out. "This edgy comedian is saying he fucks kids, how edgy! I better check out his Patreon!"

In my opinion, Vito's attitude of "all attention is good attention" makes him worthless. He has no principles, he has no original thoughts, and he has nothing to say that's worth hearing. Does Vito style himself as a comedian? Because I don't think his jokes about him being a pedophile are funny. Hasn't he in the past done political commentary? If all he ever does is say a bunch of shit in order to make people mad at him on the Internet, it all goes out the window because he only says what will get attention. Then there's the whole flagging YouTube Twitter in an attempt to get another person's channel deleted.
 
My assumption is that Vito does it because he believes, mistakenly, that all attention is good attention. For a normal person, he or she might realize that saying they're a pedophile might be a bad thing; Vito, on the other hand, believes it's going to draw people to check him out. "This edgy comedian is saying he fucks kids, how edgy! I better check out his Patreon!"

In my opinion, Vito's attitude of "all attention is good attention" makes him worthless. He has no principles, he has no original thoughts, and he has nothing to say that's worth hearing. Does Vito style himself as a comedian? Because I don't think his jokes about him being a pedophile are funny. Hasn't he in the past done political commentary? If all he ever does is say a bunch of shit in order to make people mad at him on the Internet, it all goes out the window because he only says what will get attention. Then there's the whole flagging YouTube Twitter in an attempt to get another person's channel deleted.
No, it's pretty apparent (and he even outright said it) that he's acting like a gigantic faggot and pedophile to get engagement on Twitter so he can leverage that for sponsorship from companies. Now, what companies would sponsor a faggot pedophile I've yet to discover and I won't be shocked when Vito can't solve that one either.
 
My assumption is that Vito does it because he believes, mistakenly, that all attention is good attention. For a normal person, he or she might realize that saying they're a pedophile might be a bad thing; Vito, on the other hand, believes it's going to draw people to check him out. "This edgy comedian is saying he fucks kids, how edgy! I better check out his Patreon!"
He really is a retard, and probably autistic. All saying something like that convinces anyone is that you probably actually are a pedophile and should be stomped to death in prison.
 
This may have been posted earlier. Vito/Baldy had an interview with Britbong spastics Spiked Online.
More Vito than baldy so that’ll add some gray hairs. It went over as one would imagine, like a cup of cold sick, as about ten people reddit.

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