DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[der rademacher]

Hey Phil! Long time fan here. Wanted to take the time to congratulate you in advance to the expected organic growth of your channel in the near future. You Tube sure works in mysterious ways, eh? How should we celebrate this? Hmmm.... Oh, I know! Let's savor the moment by some pics of your sweet, beautiful wife.

You really are a lucky man Phil, you really are. Pozdrawiam!

 

[Forbidden Math]

"Someone who begs for a living should be spending money on eating out and drinking? Yes!"

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"You don't earn money and it sits in a bank account."

This is a golden clip.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Hey Phil! Long time fan here. Wanted to take the time to congratulate you in advance to the expected organic growth of your channel in the near future. You Tube sure works in mysterious ways, eh? How should we celebrate this? Hmmm.... Oh, I know! Let's savor the moment by some pics of your sweet, beautiful wife.

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You really are a lucky man Phil, you really are. Pozdrawiam!

All we need is a pic of her at a firing range. Come to think of it, this is a good idea for a collage. Multiple pics of Leanna at different places experiencing life on one side, while the other side is just phil in his office, the only thing changing is his chair.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I got this at the beginning of the stream.
It's a testament of the state of freedom of speech in DSP's chat, a mere opinion like this got this person's post deleted.

For context, that's the one and only comment that account posted during prestream.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I have never seen a streamer that begs as much as you, Phil. Including Wings, BadBunny, LTG... nobody comes close to how you mention money constantly every stream.

At least LTG is kind of boss about it, in that he's like "Want the camera on? Pay up nigga." I've also never heard him talk about being broke all the time, which I attribute to his god complex being much stronger than Phil's. Or he feels less slighted by fate because he's tall and is able to look in a mirror without crying. He understands how the world works to a much greater extent, he just has too much narcissism and immaturity in his way. Without those problems, I doubt he would be infamous at all.

Obviously just as controlling as Phil, and speaking of which...

I got this at the beginning of the stream.
It's a testament of the state of freedom of speech in DSP's chat, a mere opinion like this got this person's post deleted.

For context, that's the one and only comment that account posted during prestream.
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Always with the trademark "lol". He's truly incapable of typing unlike he speaks.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Hey Phil! Long time fan here. Wanted to take the time to congratulate you in advance to the expected organic growth of your channel in the near future. You Tube sure works in mysterious ways, eh? How should we celebrate this? Hmmm.... Oh, I know! Let's savor the moment by some pics of your sweet, beautiful wife.

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You really are a lucky man Phil, you really are. Pozdrawiam!

Phil getting rid of his Rifleman for a fucking Charger.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Shoutouts to @TheKatIsNowGone

DSP fails to hit October members goal​

This is my main gripe with Phil for months now. He feels the need to play only trash games and tries to rationalize it. My theory still is that he just fears to fail. So he only plays, outside of Monkey Ball, only special needs games. The jokes, the TIHYDPs completely destroyed him. It might be the third day in a row he tried to justify the utter boring games he choses.

"We started this month with about 290 members to my channel DSPGaming here on Youtube*. But sadly this month did not stack up as I had hoped when it came to the games that I played. And what I mean by that is not that the streams were bad (lol) but the games weren't very exciting, okay. Most of the games that I played this month were rehashes, remakes, re-releases or sequels that were incredibly similar to the games previous. In fact, I would argue the most interesting and original game I played this month was House of Ashes, the newest game from the Dark Pictures Anthology but outside of House of Ashes, everything else this month was basically kind of a redo."

He then proceeded to talk again that this year's October had no games to offer ("Frugaltober"). Nothing he could do. It was the games industry's fault. Who's fault was it before?

How incredibly disingenuous from him. He picks the games himself and all of them were shit (for streaming (with his personality)).

*advertises his only fucking gameplay channel on the only fucking platform he streams and uploads videos on

 

[TurdFondler]

Phil looks exactly like those guys that line up outside the bar before it opens and then immediately grab a beer and play the VLTs all day.

The phil saga is honestly getting a little dark. He's gone from a failing clown to a lying alcoholic who scams his mentally challenged viewers. But yeah, it's totally the game industry's fault his viewer count sucks.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

the TIHYDPs completely destroyed him

That is perhaps the greatest detractor victory of all, the absolute destruction of his streams through making fun of him using his own footage for over eight years now. That has to be the thing that hurts his ego the most, the fact that there's no spinning TIHYDP except with a blanket claim of "they take things out of context". Which doesn't even soothe his pain, in the least, and his shit game selection these days proves it. There has been a noticeable decline in the ratio of gold moments to boring ones since the beginning of 2020 alone, and that has clearly been deliberate, yet he is still miserable, because it's costing him.

Dodge the jokes all you want Phil, they're still going to haunt you.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Phil looks exactly like those guys that line up outside the bar before it opens and then immediately grab a beer and play the VLTs all day.

This is why I say he should have moved to Montana. Internet infrastructure might not be as nice as Seattle, but he'd fit in with the boomers.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Shoutouts to @TheKatIsNowGone

DSP fails to hit October members goal​

This is my main gripe with Phil for months now. He feels the need to play only trash games and tries to rationalize it. My theory still is that he just fears to fail. So he only plays, outside of Monkey Ball, only special needs games. The jokes, the TIHYDPs completely destroyed him. It might be the third day in a row he tried to justify the utter boring games he choses.

"We started this month with about 290 members to my channel DSPGaming here on Youtube*. But sadly this month did not stack up as I had hoped when it came to the games that I played. And what I mean by that is not that the streams were bad (lol) but the games weren't very exciting, okay. Most of the games that I played this month were rehashes, remakes, re-releases or sequels that were incredibly similar to the games previous. In fact, I would argue the most interesting and original game I played this month was House of Ashes, the newest game from the Dark Pictures Anthology but outside of House of Ashes, everything else this month was basically kind of a redo."

He then proceeded to talk again that this year's October had no games to offer ("Frugaltober"). Nothing he could do. It was the games industry's fault. Who's fault was it before?

How incredibly disingenuous from him. He picks the games himself and all of them were shit (for streaming (with personality)).

*advertises his only fucking gameplay channel on the only fucking platform he streams and uploads videos on

All these excuses just so he doesn't have to look at the honest truth that he's not gaining viewers. Even better because he refuses to look at that truth he can't actually fix it, his answer is always "well let's try another game" when the games were never the problem in the first place. There are other streamers right now gaining viewers with these same games.

Also I'm very happy with how my Resident Evil thumbnail turned out.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Are we sure he’s not actually turning into a goat? Do you think he’s aware of the ridiculous sounds he makes?

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The best part is that he does it at completely non-sequitur moments, when nothing actually funny is happening so it's just like like the random bleats of contended livestock. And no, I don't think Phil realizes how absurd he is because anyone who could possibly point it out to him has been banned or alienated from his life.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

I think it's been discussed before, but the general consensus is that he actually carries this hatred from his Street Fighter days, right? It's not his local neighborhood or something since he described it as an "african war zone" or whatever (real subtle, Phil).

He's probably still butthurt over EVO 2005; Those three Japanese players taking turns with his porkbutt and embarrassed him on the worse port in FGC history.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil looks exactly like those guys that line up outside the bar before it opens and then immediately grab a beer and play the VLTs all day.

The phil saga is honestly getting a little dark. He's gone from a failing clown to a lying alcoholic who scams his mentally challenged viewers. But yeah, it's totally the game industry's fault his viewer count sucks.

Crooked Stroke Faced Lying Scammer

He has to literally work to make his facial muscles move and to keep his head straight. It doesn't work a lot of times.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

All these excuses just so he doesn't have to look at the honest truth that he's not gaining viewers. Even better because he refuses to look at that truth he can't actually fix it, his answer is always "well let's try another game" when the games were never the problem in the first place. There are other streamers right now gaining viewers with these same games.

Also I'm very happy with how my Resident Evil thumbnail turned out.

He's even acknowledged that other streamers can play any game they want and people will watch them. But he hasn't really answered why they can do that. He probably believes it's because their fans are dumb fuck kids that only care about crazy hair and wacky costumes. But he dresses up just like that and his fans are dumb fuck kids, or retarded adults, or homeless pedos, and he still doesn't get that sort of support. I argue, since you like that phrase, you're missing a crucial aspect of what people value in streamers. Do you know what that crucial aspect is, Philip?

 

[Lolidaki]

"Someone who begs for a living should be spending money on eating out and drinking? Yes!"

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literal retard still trying to change the narrative, it's not that you earn money it's that you claim to be desperate for money, that is why you shouldn't be throwing it away on takeout each and every day.

 

[Thomas Highway]

@Pandalee’s Tits your username remains relevant.

Sadly, I will never be able to @Khet'sTits, because they are probably pretty gross.

Edit: Goddamnit finally.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I actually think Phil is starting to have remorse from his Gambling. Every time he drops big bucks he has to create a scenario to make up for it. He gets the pleasure from the sweaty men pulls but later when he realized he spent money he shouldn't have he goes back into a state of depression which then triggers his anger center such as him going off on that guy trying to offer assistance.

Unfortunately the wheelchairs keep throwing money at him so he can never learn his lesson. I do think he knows he has a problem. He just can't stop.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"You don't earn money and it sits in a bank account."

This is a golden clip.

stolen money claim debunked!

I got this at the beginning of the stream.
It's a testament of the state of freedom of speech in DSP's chat, a mere opinion like this got this person's post deleted.

For context, that's the one and only comment that account posted during prestream.
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If you didn't care, you wouldn't have deleted it.

 

[hundredthousand]

Crooked Stroke Faced Lying Scammer
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He has to literally work to make his facial muscles move and to keep his head straight. It doesn't work a lot of times.

40s is when you start to really start to hit the wall if you haven't been taking care of yourself.

He already looks horrible for 39, with liver spots, and sagging jaundiced skin, and in the next 5 to 10 years is going to completely break down physically due to a lifetime of sloth and malnutrition.