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Since there's no way of knowing how many people actually are members and he can put whatever number he wants on the screen, I'm sure he'll mysteriously gain them between streams. I'd already be amazed if the number of actual individual members is even in three figures.
The number of emote slots is based on the amount of members you have, so we can get a rough estimate, especially since lack of emotes (he's at either 20 or 21, depending on if he has hit 300) is something he complains about. I don't know if he has hit 300 yet, but once he does he gets another emote slot. Then at 350, 400, 450, 500, then every 100 (until 1,000).
 
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Has this guy Tim King or @everlast2623 ever been mentioned yet?

This guy shouts out porn stars exactly Like Derich does and is followed by DSP on twitter.

DSP follows only 61 people yet so many are weird sex fiends, furries or actual cripples.

The rest are inactive accounts or local news/police stations and WWE.
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well, Phil, there’s these magical things called savings, bonds, retirement, 401k and on, and on. Those are long term investment & the idea behind them is a safety net. Gee, wouldn’t that have been useful when you where on the verge of bankruptcy.
He can't and wont interpret any of those words in the manner you meant, I prefer the short and blunt also very hard to ignore and understand at a glance message of , Phil your a miserable cunt with no friends.
 
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Has this guy Tim King or @everlast2623 ever been mentioned yet?

This guy shouts out porn stars exactly Like Derich does and is followed by DSP on twitter.

DSP follows only 61 people yet so many are weird sex fiends, furries or actual cripples.

The rest are inactive accounts or local news/police stations and WWE.
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Plot twist: Phil only follows Derich for the porn recommendations.

Edit: Also, plz keep the skanks in a NSFW spoiler tag
 
Has this ever been talked about? PandaLee dressing down John Rambo at a convention?

I was randomly recommended this on Youtube, never heard of the channel, but damn it's a pretty convincing audio translation.

It's a good channel. I saw this video yesterday too although it was released on the 25th. Funny coincidence.

The number of emote slots is based on the amount of members you have, so we can get a rough estimate, especially since lack of emotes (he's at either 20 or 21, depending on if he has hit 300) is something he complains about. I don't know if he has hit 300 yet, but once he does he gets another emote slot. Then at 350, 400, 450, 500, then every 100 (until 1,000).
You are right! Why didn't I check before?

Phil has 20 emotes. Means you must have between 250 and 299 members. What I couldn't figure out is what happens when you lose members. Let's say you go under 250, will you lose an emote slot? EDIT. (I'll edit when I find out) @Very Honest Content: "You keep the emote slot, you just have to climb past the highest additional slot level again to the next one to get another from there in the panel option for them all."
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“You don’t earn money, just for it to sit in a bank account“

well, Phil, there’s these magical things called savings, bonds, retirement, 401k and on, and on. Those are long term investment & the idea behind them is a safety net. Gee, wouldn’t that have been useful when you where on the verge of bankruptcy.
The fact that most kids with responsible parents have a clearer understanding on the importance of saving money than a nearly 40-years old ghoul is astonishing.

Phil truly is a manchild.
 
He really is a fuckin' idiot for holding off on Metroid for the whole month. EVERYONE was playing it, experiencing it, fumbling about it, talking about it. But no, this tard is incredibly afraid of failing and he must have knew this is one of the harder Metroids, and it's made to be almost linear(not as much as Fusion) but still has some fancy shit to it. It was going in a direction just for people like Phil which it gets criticized for.

House of Asses explanation was stupid and it's not original. It's just like the last three(Until Yawn, Man of Medan and Little Joke). What is this bitch talking about?
I said this in another thread but in retrospective i wonder if not playing metroid dread was the right choice...why ?
We know he would've sucked at the game and blame the game as he usually does but Metroid Dread was so popular that it would've attracted a lot of negative attention to him and probably more than he has received in years and we know he doesnt like being made fun of

Just like at David Jaffe , nobody really care about him until he bitched about Dread and then he blew up and became a meme ... that easily could've been Phil
 
I don't think the Youtube Gifted Memberships Scheme is going to go exactly as how Phil thinks or expects. he expects a system exactly akin to Twitch's current broken one. The Twitch version is a detriment to the streamer because it conflates numbers and does not foster growth.

He thinks this will arrive after Christmas and just be simple, the gifted membership is going to be for the gaming program and only that for now. The Youtube Gaming section needs a massive overhaul and at a code level, because at this point the Youtube system does not acknowledge gaming as much, which Youtube actually said in their presser.

Along with that Youtube in March-May change their TOS and Youtube again does not work TOS as a streaming platform it needs to alter that and it probably will. Remember Tim and DrLudo are being consulted with on this as CONSULTANTS. A more aggressive TOS will not be good for Phil and I can see companies changing to address predatory streaming which Phil is.

This kind of stuff takes months to do and Youtube wants Twitch's market share and not their problems. Again Phil is so blind to momentary gain rather than long-term, it's shocking.
 
Just like at David Jaffe , nobody really care about him until he bitched about Dread and then he blew up and became a meme ... that easily could've been Phil
This soy boy could've been Phil:
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"It's shit design...If this acceptable to you, you're just a fucking moron."
"So he (someone in chat) says go back up in that room and shoot at the ceiling. What? Why? There is no indication on the map, there is no indication visually that the ceiling needs to be shot."

I liked this one:
Total lunacy, related to the part in the first video: "You don't think it's the game's job to let the player know every time they make a new game how the series is? ...What you are basically saying is: you think it's totally valid if you are playing a game that if you don't go back to the NES or Super NES version and deal with the frustration there, 'let's fuck you then'."

In reality this faggot is just too dumb to aim/use the controls.
 
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Guess he won't "talk to them" soon...
 
I don't think the Youtube Gifted Memberships Scheme is going to go exactly as how Phil thinks or expects. he expects a system exactly akin to Twitch's current broken one. The Twitch version is a detriment to the streamer because it conflates numbers and does not foster growth.

He thinks this will arrive after Christmas and just be simple, the gifted membership is going to be for the gaming program and only that for now. The Youtube Gaming section needs a massive overhaul and at a code level, because at this point the Youtube system does not acknowledge gaming as much, which Youtube actually said in their presser.

Along with that Youtube in March-May change their TOS and Youtube again does not work TOS as a streaming platform it needs to alter that and it probably will. Remember Tim and DrLudo are being consulted with on this as CONSULTANTS. A more aggressive TOS will not be good for Phil and I can see companies changing to address predatory streaming which Phil is.

This kind of stuff takes months to do and Youtube wants Twitch's market share and not their problems. Again Phil is so blind to momentary gain rather than long-term, it's shocking.
The pool of people to gift a membership to would be his subs or non-members/subs tuned in at the time and a good portion of those are detractors. All its going to do is give those people the ability to shit up his chat and overload the mods.
 
I don't think the Youtube Gifted Memberships Scheme is going to go exactly as how Phil thinks or expects. he expects a system exactly akin to Twitch's current broken one. The Twitch version is a detriment to the streamer because it conflates numbers and does not foster growth.

He thinks this will arrive after Christmas and just be simple, the gifted membership is going to be for the gaming program and only that for now. The Youtube Gaming section needs a massive overhaul and at a code level, because at this point the Youtube system does not acknowledge gaming as much, which Youtube actually said in their presser.

Along with that Youtube in March-May change their TOS and Youtube again does not work TOS as a streaming platform it needs to alter that and it probably will. Remember Tim and DrLudo are being consulted with on this as CONSULTANTS. A more aggressive TOS will not be good for Phil and I can see companies changing to address predatory streaming which Phil is.

This kind of stuff takes months to do and Youtube wants Twitch's market share and not their problems. Again Phil is so blind to momentary gain rather than long-term, it's shocking.

superlikes were being tested a year before they launched into beta, which is something a lot more simple and straight forward compared to gifted memberships

it's definitely not just instant free money for youtube as dave has said in the past, they can't just put things out without quality control like he does
 
The pool of people to gift a membership to would be his subs or non-members/subs tuned in at the time and a good portion of those are detractors. All its going to do is give those people the ability to shit up his chat and overload the mods.
Not exactly. Isn't there still a 48 hour wait before you can post in the chat? Also, you can probably ban them and still get the money at least for the one month... Maybe longer if Phil had his way. Option 2 would be to gift subs to totally random YT folks (best case: friends, family, etc.) in the hopes of convincing them to check him out and become actual members themselves, which is how gifting memberships should work; but knowing the wheelchair convoy they'll just spread out the 'organic growth' to socks and zombie accounts like on Twitch.
 
He then proceeded to talk again that this year's October had no games to offer
But wasn't it the hardcore gaming season? Shouldn't there still be some games he hasn't played? Man, if only there was ANY game he could play over this "drought" of games... ANY game at all. Too bad game devs are lazy these days and don't release a game every 2 days.
 
I said this in another thread but in retrospective i wonder if not playing metroid dread was the right choice...why ?
We know he would've sucked at the game and blame the game as he usually does but Metroid Dread was so popular that it would've attracted a lot of negative attention to him and probably more than he has received in years and we know he doesnt like being made fun of

Just like at David Jaffe , nobody really care about him until he bitched about Dread and then he blew up and became a meme ... that easily could've been Phil

That is a good point but is he that self-aware to understand this? The same could be said for why he skipped Guilty Gear Strive.

Then you have his totally hot takes on games like Sekiro, Ori, Returnal, Deathloop, any time Nintendo sneezes, Smash, Fortnite, DoS:2, SFV, the PS5, PC gaming, TLoU2, RE2:RE, FF7:R, Fightcade, asians in the FGC, FreeMvC2 (the on stream take which is completely opposite his twitter clout take), etc.. which all don't matter cause he flip flops and fence sits so much I doubt he even knows which way is up.

It's either this or he's too lazy to play a game he actually as to try at or god forbid there's backtracking...OH NOES! It's not a walking simulator?!?!

If he did bitch about it I don't think anyone would care, it would be more like "oh it's the guy he's saying the thing again...anyway". Being a spoiled man child who blames everything but himself has become so mundane with Phil it's literally expected anytime he plays a game. Like last night lost one match 5 mins of rambling off excuses as to why it wasn't him.


This soy boy could've been Phil:
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"It's shit design...If this acceptable to you, you're just a fucking moron."
"So he (someone in chat) says go back up in that room and shoot at the ceiling. What? Why? There is no indication on the map, there is no indication visually that the ceiling needs to be shot."

I liked this one:
Total lunacy, related to the part in the first video: "You don't think it's the game's job to let the player know every time they make a new game how the series is? ...What you are basically saying is: you think it's totally valid if you are playing a game that if you don't go back to the NES or Super NES version and deal with the frustration there, 'let's fuck you then'."

In reality this faggot is just too dumb to aim/use the controls.

PP would love this attention, look at how much he STILL hangs on to the clout he got with TLoU2, SFV, and FFS! Burger king, but damn, that has to sting. The one thing people would pay attention to phil for is no longer. Probably because it's expected now...it's old hat.
 
"Seattle has a lot of Asians because it's closest to Asia." -DSP

Yes Phil, it couldn't be the tech industry, history of Asians in the Western states. This was sort of true in terms of why Asians were brought over for the railroads, when people travelled by steamship, not you know, planes.
One of many reasons why I know Phil is a man of no culture or even an atom of interest in any other cultures...

Except food... Fat Fuck
That is a good point but is he that self-aware to understand this? The same could be said for why he skipped Guilty Gear Strive.

Then you have his totally hot takes on games like Sekiro, Ori, Returnal, Deathloop, any time Nintendo sneezes, Smash, Fortnite, DoS:2, SFV, the PS5, PC gaming, TLoU2, RE2:RE, FF7:R, Fightcade, asians in the FGC, FreeMvC2 (the on stream take which is completely opposite his twitter clout take), etc.. which all don't matter cause he flip flops and fence sits so much I doubt he even knows which way is up.

It's either this or he's too lazy to play a game he actually as to try at or god forbid there's backtracking...OH NOES! It's not a walking simulator?!?!

If he did bitch about it I don't think anyone would care, it would be more like "oh it's the guy he's saying the thing again...anyway". Being a spoiled man child who blames everything but himself has become so mundane with Phil it's literally expected anytime he plays a game. Like last night lost one match 5 mins of rambling off excuses as to why it wasn't him.




PP would love this attention, look at how much he STILL hangs on to the clout he got with TLoU2, SFV, and FFS! Burger king, but damn, that has to sting. The one thing people would pay attention to phil for is no longer. Probably because it's expected now...it's old hat.
Jesus Christ... That video was truly painful and DSP all over...

"IT DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW, THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD IF YOU LIKE IT"

Ermmm isn't that how Metroid is played? Shoot everything that's sus?

Walls, floors, ceilings, blow up every nook and cranny visible to see stuff hidden?

That faggot on that video clearly doesn't like the grind of exploration, and using outside the box methods like Metroid has done for decades to progress the game... They aren't meant to be safe-space-faggot-cuddly-bubble-retard games...

They are games that promote a sense of experience in puzzles, especially a 3d environment where you need to look everything with eyes like the back of your head... Yet this pathetic man child and Phil of all people don't want to have games that are challenging..

That's why I detest people like them and especially the retards who feed the notion that games are meant to be easy...

These are the creators who lack originality, lack any sense of challenge, and intellectual power to puzzle solving and coordination...

Good fucking god Phil no wonder you're shit at video games
 
People say she’s an upgrade from Kat but they both have a horselike face

If you go back to before the breakup people were calling Panda a horse too lol
Regardless, Phail outkicked his coverage in both cases. He and Chantel are perfect for each other but just haven't found each other yet.
holy shit, he still is being a bitch about the BK sandwich.. holy shit, what a pathetic little cunt, it's a fucking chicken sandwich,
It's just a joke dude. DEBUNKED!
 
If he did bitch about it I don't think anyone would care, it would be more like "oh it's the guy he's saying the thing again...anyway". Being a spoiled man child who blames everything but himself has become so mundane with Phil it's literally expected anytime he plays a game. Like last night lost one match 5 mins of rambling off excuses as to why it wasn't him.
That's the problem with his attempt to go viral: he's a one trick pony, and it's not even a good trick because he doesn't go all-out with it. He refuses to be laughed at while bathing in tips, so he fucks himself out of the latter and only gets the former. Like an idiot.

Phil's issue has always been how spoiled he is. Everything that has gone horribly wrong and continues to go unchecked is because he never learned to take any bad with any good. I've never seen such a severe case of that, ever. Plenty of people who got used to hearing "Yes" way too much, but not like this.
"IT DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW, THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD IF YOU LIKE IT"

Ermmm isn't that how Metroid is played? Shoot everything that's sus?
The worst part is that Phil knows that, but it never gives him pause because his immaturity is too strong. It doesn't matter what he's aware of, you offend his delicate sensibilities with anything he doesn't like and out comes the temper tantrum, every time.

Iron Hamster's avatar is the most spot-on image of Phil ever made.
 
Not exactly. Isn't there still a 48 hour wait before you can post in the chat? Also, you can probably ban them and still get the money at least for the one month... Maybe longer if Phil had his way. Option 2 would be to gift subs to totally random YT folks (best case: friends, family, etc.) in the hopes of convincing them to check him out and become actual members themselves, which is how gifting memberships should work; but knowing the wheelchair convoy they'll just spread out the 'organic growth' to socks and zombie accounts like on Twitch.
And I seem to recall more than once during the Twitch gift sub spamming, someone would get the DSP sub and publicly announce how offended/shocked they were.

MATI or not, that's not the best promotional tactic when people who receive your product for free go out of their way to shove the "no thanks" in your face.
 
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