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I just checked the amazon site of the Meat Stick brand and ofc Jack, is even to dumb to read properly.
Battery lifetime of the Meat Stick is up to 24 hours and not 4 hours you fucking retard, Jack.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Battery lifetime of the Meat Stick is up to 24 hours and not 4 hours you fucking retard, Jack.
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Sounds like it’s time to update the “In Memoria” scroll.
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Hey there, people, I'm Jack Scalfani
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heini
Here I am at a famous school
I dressin' sharp and I'm acting cool
I've got a cheerleader here
Wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work
And maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God, I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
Women's liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name ofTammy
She made a little speech then
Oh, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
Oh God, I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me and a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I get a little golden shower
Oh God, I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights, sayin', "thank you, Tammy"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Tammy, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name isJack Scalfani
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Jack Scalfani
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Jack Scalfani
Watch me now, I'm going down
Yeah, I knew you'd be surprised
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Man, he's got the anti-thumbnail skill. He made that meat look like something Gordon Ramsay would pull out of a broken deep freeze and start screaming.
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Tammy wants to kill him and it’s only like 30 minutes into BBQ WARS.
salmonellajack
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That dude looks like Tammy with a sex change
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Why do you think she's taking him on Gluttony WARZ?
I'm amazed he gorges on his way, but I shouldn't be. I like he picked his friend up at "cwc ville" I can't unhear it. "soccer you find in mexican resturants" NICE Jack. Granted I like to dab on poverty ball a little this was just face slap.
Also, it's a small chain he's at, no shock he loves his chains. I enjoy Jacks "excuse" to not have a Salad, god why does he even pretend? It's degrading. Jack pretends to be impressed by cooked wings, ones clearly using a full sized deep fryer. Tammy is impressed they had a new jar of house BBQ sauce. Jack can't get over it's "just ok" so has to drink some like a fat faggot. He doesn't like it, being a tomato based, tasting like tomato. Jack is upset his friend is trying a small portion esp being told it's not good. So far no one likes it. Jack has the Sampler, it looks like enough for 2, the Brisket, looks eh.
I'm about 10 mins in and my hang over is making this unbearable, but this food isn't even tempting in my reduced state, I like Jacks friend the most, he tries to be amusing, falling flat but there's some pep in it and that air of "eh I'll make silly comments and be the butt of jokes if they flop".
Jack explains how to judge a rib, he makes it sound sexual, because he is attracted to food. It's creepy. Jack is legit offended and tries to be "cute" about leftovers even though as pointed out before the Sampler is deff enough for 2, and they had wings to start, and had another dish. Jack clearly, cleaned shit out as he's a glutton.
I'm kinda thinking his buddy is low key mocking him about being full knowing Jack ate his own and more. Some how this place gets an A+ but his friend hated the BBQ sauce so much it got a "J" yes, another attempt at humor. I hope this guy hangs around. I'm sure the waitstaff who was lauded gets a 8% tip to match Jacks Pious self I mean, Tammy not wanting to spend her entire paycheck before the real gluttony starts.
Schmuck of Ages
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Starting with a chain casual dining BBQ spot. This thing is off to a predictable start.
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The faces on these two when stroke brain forces his wife to taste a newly opened bottle of barbeque sauce with a fork is priceless. "What did we get ourselves into..."
edit: After watching a bit more I just had to edit this in. After tasting the bbq sauce with a fork he compares it to dirt saying dirt would taste better. Then at 9:20 the manager/owner? tells him the bbq sauce in the black cup is a warmed version on the sauce from the bottle, which he just seconds ago compared to dirt but instead of giving his honest opinions to his face he starts with the overly loud THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH. Just your friendly Christian man in talking shit behind people's back.
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buttvomit
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i guess its not duplicate content if its on two different channels?
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Jack: "I love a good soccer game, a good soccer game is more than three points scored."
Jack, the winning team always scores three points or do you mean three goals scored? You fucking idiot.
So, the guy in the red t-shirt say they're going into a Calhoun's at the Edge of Knoxville.
Jack: "This isn't a part of the competition, it's kinda rating for itself."
Which means Jack couldn't even control his gluttony from Hendersonville, TN to Knoxville, TN. Btw, this Calhoun's is just next to the exit ramp of I-140 in Knoxville.
JFC, that's lazy as fuck even by your standards, Jack.
Calhoun's 10020 Kingston Pike, Knoxville, TN 37922
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Aaway
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looks like mitch and his wife have been replaced. being the stroked out r.etard he is, jack fails to introduce his new gluttony wars buddy until a few minutes into the video. i wonder if this is his doctor who he claimed would join him on the tour
these landwhales really couldn't wait until they got to NC/SC, so they had to stop at a bbq place in TN. despite jack saying it's not part of the bbq wars tour, the video title still says bbq wars
*sees soccer playing on TV, must mean they serve mexican food* never change jack, never change
jack gets distracted by the burger place across the street while heading to his seat
he asks tammy permission to order potato skins and fried pickles as if to pretend he's still following the profile by sanford diet. tammy sarcastically responds by saying "sure you can!" and "you do you!," completely out of fucks to give in regards to what jack shovels into his mouth. hey, at least she tried for a little while
jack is amazed that this restaurant serves a burger despite the fact that there's a burger place next door. "it's weird if we were on burger wars tour we'd be over there". there's literally nothing left in this guys head
jack predictably criticized their bbq sauce like he does at every single bbq place he eats at
jack is visibly triggered as his friend only tries a small dollop of the bbq sauce. did jack expect him to pour out half the bottle just to try it?
jack's plate arrived and he begins to panic, asking if his bowl of baked beans is cole slaw (i'm not kidding)
*what is this?! what is that?!*
the rest of the video is just people eating and jack asking everyone for their opinions on the place
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Instead of using literally anything other than a phone camera in low light conditions, just turn on your flash!!
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TBH, how would you react when you wake up every fucking morning next to a drooling stroked out manchild whose sole purpose in life is to stretch you credit cards to the max by filling himself with junk food and by buying useless crap on Amazon?
If Tammy would lose control and would smother him in his sleep with a pillow, I'm not even sure if a sane DA would even charge her after watching one of Jack's videos.
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Trust me I've heard worse.
Mushbrain doesn't care if it's raw. He was able to eat it so in his mind it wasn't ruined.
She's hoping he dies from a heart attack while shoveling food down his throat. You just know she's counting down the days until he dies and she can be free.
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Tammy’s dirty fork touching the fresh jar of sauce really did it for me 