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You keep the emote slot, you just have to climb past the highest additional slot level again to the next one to get another from there in the panel option for them all.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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It's his new hat with the ultimate tip goal.......debt free.
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HELLO JUDE
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Am curious as to how gifted subs will work on YouTube. You could technically already do gifted subs but I don't know anyone who's ever done it. Unless all those PayPal transactions are Phillip buying and gifting his own subscriptions to sock accounts. Don't know why he would, unless he really needed another emote slot? He is a moron.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7259382 (channel memberships)
But YouTube doesn't have a user ID system like Twitch. Maybe you can only gift to people in chat? As chat only shows active chatters, there won't be anyone to gift to. Considering how easy it is to change your name in YouTube, sounds like more entertainment for us.
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And instead of blowing bubbles, he just sucks.
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No tip goal needed for that.
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The sign will be when he looks at his laptop, sees his stream on it and himself dressed as a monkey, and starts biting his nails.
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Pretty much spot on. The soap queen's own gaming channel showed a lot of evolution from the early days where she was just doing her worst She-Fadil impression, even though she was always a more competent gamer than Phil, in spite of not spending nearly as much time on the hobby and being primarily a Sims player, to the final times of her Sleeping Dogs playthrough where she does okay and kinda, sorta could hack it as a streamer at times. She did slide into her old She-Fadil routine at times, but Leanna on her own was nowhere as unbearable as she was with Phil. She played a great straight man to his bumbling incompetence, too. No wonder he didn't want her around.
For whatever reason it seems like she genuinely loved him and she also genuinely wanted to have sex with him all the time. I'm sure money played a part in it, but she also bailed instead of milking him to the last drop. She turned out to not even be a gold digger, or at least not as bad as she could have been. It's crazy how the simple fact of having no friends and no outside contact will fuck up your perspective on life and what's normal. It's a tactic used by abusive parents and partners everywhere, isolate to ensure complete submission. If the isolated party starts seeking out new people, they will be told to keep quiet about the things they witness at home. Not saying Phil was abusive, or that Leanna was a victim at all, but the effect was much the same: Leanna's perspective was skewed and Phil's antisocial tendencies ensured she wasn't going to get a taste of normalcy any time soon. When she got a job, that bubble popped pretty quickly.
I'm gonna make a whole big-ass analysis on why Panda blows Kat out of the fucking water looks and everything else-wise, but I'd better spoiler that, cause it's gonna be overly long. I'm also gonna touch a little on the somewhat inherent transactional nature of relationships in modern society and how Phil's getting fucking gutted by Kat, because, and this is the fun part, he should aim HIGHER.
Leanna was a 7/10 hottie on her worst day, grating voice aside. Leanna also had a personality. Seems like she's levelled up a lot since being DSP's child-bride, to boot. I don't think most people around the thread would say otherwise. Her face is nice enough. I'm sure she's got those sunken eyes people who wear glasses 24/7 since youth get, but you wouldn't notice it if she kept them on. Shape is alright and she keeps a healthy weight and a healthy diet, meaning she's unlikely to balloon up. She's got big eyes, big lips, and average cheeks. These are the three things most men look at first in a woman's face. So yeah, Panda is attractive. But she makes an effort to look good.
Panda wears her hair in flattering styles that emphasize her oval shape and big features, and even when she had it short or she's pulling it into a bun or ponytail for comfort, she chooses styles that make her look generally okay at worst. I'm pretty sure she does wear makeup, but you don't even notice it too much. Her body's easy on the eyes, too, she's kinda stacked and has wide hips. Never really looked at her ass much, but I figure she's got one, meaning some meat there.
Kat however, has the personality of a moist sock. Kat trying her best to be appealing is just like an autistic kid trying to be cool, best examples on her chaosrealm01 youtube channel. She's a slow thinker, a slow doer, and generally pretty bad company. She can't even pull off the whole cute and endearing thing a lot of girl streamers go for when they're below average at games, she's just bad and thinks she's quite good. Not to mention she's standoffish, likes to provoke trolls, and can't handle them at all.
As for her face, she's an eyebrowless wonder. Her eyes have a wonky shape, she's got small lips and boney cheeks that make her look like a B-film villain, a ghetto rat or a crack whore. While she does try to correct her small, slanty eyes with Homer's makeup shotgun, the one-two punch between her painted on eyebrows and the blackeye makeup is just shocking. Her makeup is impossible to not notice, she's painted like a clown. She wears her ratty, low quality hair in weird double-buns with a ribbon or something that only brings attention to how ABSOLUTELY MANLY her jawline is. Her shoulders are oddly broad and strong, too, which is fine, but it might be smarter to cover them up than show up in sleeveless outfits, specially when she wasn't straight up fit, just built weird. Next time we saw her, she was smarter about it and came with longer hair, some doordash pounds and a hat to obscure the top of her head. Still made up like a demon raccoon though. Thick Kat is probably better looking than Slim Kat, but her face is still a tragedy and her choice in clothing is still godawful.
The first time she came on stream she was wearing a negligee top and jeans. Kat's body is fairly unappealing for a woman. She's double-flat. No tits or ass to speak of. No thighs or shapely legs either. For whatever reason her choice in clothing doesn't bring out anything in her: Again, she's got no personality to speak of, so the dark, boring hoodies she wore on her streamer days are a good fit to say "Hi, I'm a bore" but not particularly attractive. When she was with Phil she was trying to look better, but failed miserably, presumably due to lack of knowledge.
Finally there's the whole "How they met Phil" argument, and while Panda may have been illegal/barely legal, at least she was a legit fan, she liked him more than he liked her, was cute, hot, ready for sex at the drop of a hat and generally concerned with helping Phil become his best self. Kat on the other hand met Phil while on the lookout for her next meal ticket, wooed him by claiming to LOVE to cook and clean, promptly dropped the soulmaid act and probably laughed her ass off at him for thinking she was ever gonna do any of that shit, make him put a ring on her, milked him for fun money, fed him baked potatoes and microwave dinners and is gonna stick around as long as he's still making good money.
Kat's not fucking Phil. They sleep on separate rooms. She's not being his housemaid, which he desperately craves. She's just there, probably doesn't even contribute to bills at all, keeps her money and has almost nothing to do with Phil. Phil's either a supreme cuck or a gay man happy with his beard arrangement. Most average guys who can opt to have a girlfriend at all can aim much, much higher than a benzo'd out gold digger who won't even fuck you. Even if they're completely cynical and only interested in transactional relationships, you can buy four hours of a hooker's time at around 120 bucks a month, and you're gonna be getting alright sex for much less money than Phil's giving Kat.
He's the one getting gutted and scammed in this relationship. He's got a degree, makes really good money and doesn't even want sex. Phil's a high value target in the gold digger community and if he just had the balls to be honest with himself, he could get his dream beard who'd keep his entire house clean and tidy and his meals ready and warm in exchange for tuition. Keeping Kat around just to be able to claim he's not an incel or closeted in front of the dentheads is fucking stupid when he could have a 20 year old Russian knockout living in the wakhando and lovingly making him tea and borchst every day. Again, the dude doesn't even want to fuck the sugar baby. What's the point in settling for such a trash tier one?
Whether you're all about modern dating and "What value does this person add to my life, that I may keep them around for my own benefit" or a more old fashioned, "I just want to be in love and share my life with this person I'm in love with" type, Kat and Phil's relationship is entirely pointless. Panda was a mess when she first appeared, sure, but she grew out of it and even at her worst it was easy to see that she really loved Phil. That alone would be reason enough for many people to stick it out with a partner who's not perfect. It was just as easy to see that Kat physically winced when Phil went in for some contact, so they're absolutely 100% not intimate in any way. I believe it's hard to build love without intimacy, so Kat probably doesn't love Phil at all, even if she does love the wakhando and the fun money. Phil and Kat aren't in love, they're not building a future together, and this is as good as it gets for them.
Just riding out the denthead whales in the wakhando on a slow burn to complete obscurity, no children, no trips, and nothing special, since that would cut into the gacha fund. Without plans, love, amazing sex, a great lifestyle, or even shared hobbies to keep them together, they're just roommates. It'll last until Kat gets tired. God knows Phil's too much of a fucking pussy to kick the gold digger to the curb and admit his mistake, and he's already put a ring on it. It's amusing as hell that Phil lives in a house riddled with filth, a dusty office, cat shit stacked from floor to ceiling in the garage in jumbo garbage bags until they can find time to go to the dump, and part-time worker Kat, his loving wife, can't even find the time or the will to clean up a little bit when Phil's making all the money and paying all the bills. But of course, Phil can't admit this, and Kat's grift has already succeeded. She can do whatever she likes now and Phil can only suck it up.
Panda at least had the backbone to leave, get herself out of debt, get a real job and bid Phil adieu in search of a better life while Kat has absolutely no interest in doing anything but riding out her meal ticket from the comfort of her Skyrim cave.
Panda wears her hair in flattering styles that emphasize her oval shape and big features, and even when she had it short or she's pulling it into a bun or ponytail for comfort, she chooses styles that make her look generally okay at worst. I'm pretty sure she does wear makeup, but you don't even notice it too much. Her body's easy on the eyes, too, she's kinda stacked and has wide hips. Never really looked at her ass much, but I figure she's got one, meaning some meat there.
Kat however, has the personality of a moist sock. Kat trying her best to be appealing is just like an autistic kid trying to be cool, best examples on her chaosrealm01 youtube channel. She's a slow thinker, a slow doer, and generally pretty bad company. She can't even pull off the whole cute and endearing thing a lot of girl streamers go for when they're below average at games, she's just bad and thinks she's quite good. Not to mention she's standoffish, likes to provoke trolls, and can't handle them at all.
As for her face, she's an eyebrowless wonder. Her eyes have a wonky shape, she's got small lips and boney cheeks that make her look like a B-film villain, a ghetto rat or a crack whore. While she does try to correct her small, slanty eyes with Homer's makeup shotgun, the one-two punch between her painted on eyebrows and the blackeye makeup is just shocking. Her makeup is impossible to not notice, she's painted like a clown. She wears her ratty, low quality hair in weird double-buns with a ribbon or something that only brings attention to how ABSOLUTELY MANLY her jawline is. Her shoulders are oddly broad and strong, too, which is fine, but it might be smarter to cover them up than show up in sleeveless outfits, specially when she wasn't straight up fit, just built weird. Next time we saw her, she was smarter about it and came with longer hair, some doordash pounds and a hat to obscure the top of her head. Still made up like a demon raccoon though. Thick Kat is probably better looking than Slim Kat, but her face is still a tragedy and her choice in clothing is still godawful.
The first time she came on stream she was wearing a negligee top and jeans. Kat's body is fairly unappealing for a woman. She's double-flat. No tits or ass to speak of. No thighs or shapely legs either. For whatever reason her choice in clothing doesn't bring out anything in her: Again, she's got no personality to speak of, so the dark, boring hoodies she wore on her streamer days are a good fit to say "Hi, I'm a bore" but not particularly attractive. When she was with Phil she was trying to look better, but failed miserably, presumably due to lack of knowledge.
Finally there's the whole "How they met Phil" argument, and while Panda may have been illegal/barely legal, at least she was a legit fan, she liked him more than he liked her, was cute, hot, ready for sex at the drop of a hat and generally concerned with helping Phil become his best self. Kat on the other hand met Phil while on the lookout for her next meal ticket, wooed him by claiming to LOVE to cook and clean, promptly dropped the soulmaid act and probably laughed her ass off at him for thinking she was ever gonna do any of that shit, make him put a ring on her, milked him for fun money, fed him baked potatoes and microwave dinners and is gonna stick around as long as he's still making good money.
Kat's not fucking Phil. They sleep on separate rooms. She's not being his housemaid, which he desperately craves. She's just there, probably doesn't even contribute to bills at all, keeps her money and has almost nothing to do with Phil. Phil's either a supreme cuck or a gay man happy with his beard arrangement. Most average guys who can opt to have a girlfriend at all can aim much, much higher than a benzo'd out gold digger who won't even fuck you. Even if they're completely cynical and only interested in transactional relationships, you can buy four hours of a hooker's time at around 120 bucks a month, and you're gonna be getting alright sex for much less money than Phil's giving Kat.
He's the one getting gutted and scammed in this relationship. He's got a degree, makes really good money and doesn't even want sex. Phil's a high value target in the gold digger community and if he just had the balls to be honest with himself, he could get his dream beard who'd keep his entire house clean and tidy and his meals ready and warm in exchange for tuition. Keeping Kat around just to be able to claim he's not an incel or closeted in front of the dentheads is fucking stupid when he could have a 20 year old Russian knockout living in the wakhando and lovingly making him tea and borchst every day. Again, the dude doesn't even want to fuck the sugar baby. What's the point in settling for such a trash tier one?
Whether you're all about modern dating and "What value does this person add to my life, that I may keep them around for my own benefit" or a more old fashioned, "I just want to be in love and share my life with this person I'm in love with" type, Kat and Phil's relationship is entirely pointless. Panda was a mess when she first appeared, sure, but she grew out of it and even at her worst it was easy to see that she really loved Phil. That alone would be reason enough for many people to stick it out with a partner who's not perfect. It was just as easy to see that Kat physically winced when Phil went in for some contact, so they're absolutely 100% not intimate in any way. I believe it's hard to build love without intimacy, so Kat probably doesn't love Phil at all, even if she does love the wakhando and the fun money. Phil and Kat aren't in love, they're not building a future together, and this is as good as it gets for them.
Just riding out the denthead whales in the wakhando on a slow burn to complete obscurity, no children, no trips, and nothing special, since that would cut into the gacha fund. Without plans, love, amazing sex, a great lifestyle, or even shared hobbies to keep them together, they're just roommates. It'll last until Kat gets tired. God knows Phil's too much of a fucking pussy to kick the gold digger to the curb and admit his mistake, and he's already put a ring on it. It's amusing as hell that Phil lives in a house riddled with filth, a dusty office, cat shit stacked from floor to ceiling in the garage in jumbo garbage bags until they can find time to go to the dump, and part-time worker Kat, his loving wife, can't even find the time or the will to clean up a little bit when Phil's making all the money and paying all the bills. But of course, Phil can't admit this, and Kat's grift has already succeeded. She can do whatever she likes now and Phil can only suck it up.
Panda at least had the backbone to leave, get herself out of debt, get a real job and bid Phil adieu in search of a better life while Kat has absolutely no interest in doing anything but riding out her meal ticket from the comfort of her Skyrim cave.
TL;DR: The average 30 year old man can certainly aim higher than Kat. Kat's not even worth the effort of a pump n' dump. Panda seems like she'd be a slam dunk for a one night stand (Nympho who gets kidney infections, so she goes bareback if you're brave enough, presumably) and unironically fairly okay relationship material, if you're into some of the stuff she's into. Phil, for the type of relationship he wants, is getting fucking scammed. If all you want is a discreet beard to tidy up your place, you pay out the ass and then she DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER to tidy up your place, you should kick her the fuck out. Not to mention, Phil could actually get a far more attractive, younger beard who would do him favors like showing up on stream and gleefully reminding all of his dentheads and detractors alike that not only is Phil indeed tapping that, but he can go all night and effortlessly give her double digit orgasms. This sort of stuff isn't even hard to set up if you're willing to put forth the sort of cash Phil threw at Kat, and all he got was a lazy benzo'd out Skyrim junkie. Who flinched when he touched her.
Couple streaming could have helped save da business, too, but these two have the sizzling chemistry of a piece of damp cloth and a railguard. Streaming is very literally people-watching and a good couple dynamic, even if they're trying to hide they're together to ensure maximum simping, can be legitimately interesting to watch: Specially when they're playing co-op games together. Phil had an okay on-screen relationship with Panda, made even funnier by her carrying his sorry ass through games more often than not, but we never even got to see Kat pick up a controller. And Phil offered. You really can't get much more boring than that for a streaming couple.
If the whole point was to set Phil up as a manly man who makes women swoon with his rugged unwashed ghoul looks and noodle arms, you couldn't have failed much harder. Great for comedic effect though. Kat's flinching and "YOU CAN DO THIS KAT" mental preparation to give him a peck on the cheek are two of my top 10 DSP moments of all time. In short, Phil paid for a live-in maid/streaming buddy and got neither. Any average man trying to cuck DSP out of his horse would probably trip over the same rocks. Kat's just boring and weird-looking. It's not a great couple, or a match made in heaven, but it is funny to see Phil trying to navigate his relationship with Katherine "Karma's a bitch" Burnell.
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He's going to get too comfortable and do something stupid, like constantly saying boy while looking like a plantation owner last year.
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This clip should be required viewing for everyone unaware of who DSP is. Holy shit
"Money isn't meant to sit in a banking account" is the most perfect description of Phil Burnell ever
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Maybe it will be like prime or when people drop a bunch without anyone selected, and people can just claim them. If so it won't be long until Phil freaks out about "uhhh what's the word... con- concerted" efforts to swoop and nab them before the wheelchairs get a chance. He'll probably institute some insanely convoluted way to try and prevent it and end up discouraging support and shooting himself in the foot as always.
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To make it short...
Roadkill Steampunk Racoon VS Horny Panda
I hope Phil will read your post @SauceRyuKen.
I hope Phil will read your post @SauceRyuKen.
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Phil's newest attempt to fill the wolverine-toy-shaped blackhole just came in. Once again, cheers to the paypigs, you really saved Phil from legal fees and a broken shower, there's no way anyone could ever prove otherwise, nope, not never, just squeeze your bulging graves-disease eyes tight, lockdown the wheelchair, plug your ears, and the trolls lose, you WIN.
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I don't care care how many kegel exercises she does and how many kama sutra positions she knows. I could never stick it in her because of the knowledge that at some point in time, Phil Burnell was on top of her.
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Phil "not engaging" in the keemstar drama. Seems a lot more bold on the keyboard, so he's too much of a pussy to even face the camera saying this.
Saying he ruined YT and has blood money isn't too far but racism is? Seems like Phil learned his lesson about calling other people racist and having it blow up in his face.
Edit: jfc I didn't see him saying he "won" the keemstar drama before. He really has to craft some galaxy-delusions to just get through the day and not minecraft I guess, cause there is no excuse for that level of self-delusion other than "If I don't believe this, I will literally neck myself".
Saying he ruined YT and has blood money isn't too far but racism is? Seems like Phil learned his lesson about calling other people racist and having it blow up in his face.
Edit: jfc I didn't see him saying he "won" the keemstar drama before. He really has to craft some galaxy-delusions to just get through the day and not minecraft I guess, cause there is no excuse for that level of self-delusion other than "If I don't believe this, I will literally neck myself".
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Lost me at vegetarian. If she's scared to put a bit of steak in her mouth she can't handle what I've got. Was she a pussy when living with Phillip or did his stinky dick put her off meat for good?
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You know you have ironclad skin when a guy poking fun at you is an attempt on your life
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