Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Ether Is Real]

What single useless item will Greer claim is valuable enough to cover costs? My bet is on a jar of his own spit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

@Null you already have a bidding war for the keytar. Just splash some hand sanitizer on it before you send it over.

You're gonna need something with some cutting power to degrease ANYTHING that came from shitlips. Ultra concentrated dawn, lava soap, engine degreaser, and a helluva lot of it. The cost of degreasing and sanitizing anything seized may end up bankrupting Null in the end!

 

[Salade Nicoise]

If I was a manlet I'd be after the red sequin tux/blue sneaker combo.

If I take it in a bit, give it some tailoring it's chick-sized.

The problem is, even with a month-long soak in disinfectant, there's no way I'd feel comfortable having that greasy, and I daresay cum-stained abomination on any poor KiwiLady's body, let alone my own.

Then of course there'd be the knowledge that Russ would be there, in the night, rage-jerking it to the fact that finally a woman paid to get into his pants.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What single useless item will Greer claim is valuable enough to cover costs? My bet is on a jar of his own spit.

Its the item we don't know about. Maybe a journal or a secret manuscript for his next upcoming best seller, "How to Win Lawsuits as a Pro Se Litigant"

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Its the item we don't know about. Maybe a journal or a secret manuscript for his next upcoming best seller, "How to Win Lawsuits as a Pro Se Litigant"

If Null wins the rights to Russ's Taylor Swift book, I will buy 30 copies at least. Everyone on my Christmas list. Colleagues, friends, distant cousins. I might not get that thing on the NYT Bestseller's List, but I'll sure as hell try. Especially if Null writes a new forward that consists of nothing but highlights from this thread.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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Greer is MAD. Looks like he fell for another low effort bait email.

Also @Null looks like he's getting ready to sue you in Nevada for something else copyright related. First was his song, now maybe his book?

Even if he sues null in Nevada it’s gonna be 3% copyright related and 97% unrelated plights.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Null says only 16% of the daily log ins need to give $12 USD a year to cover standard costs.

People can easily donate this much with their BATs without any cost to themselves by just using Brave. I have a donation set up to go to the Farms every month (fast and easy to do) so I don't even need to remember about it, just happens by itself.

 

[Cilleystring]

Cmon guys just wash whatever you get in the tub

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Every boy needs his chocolate.

And we all know Russ has resoect for chocolate.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If Null wins the rights to Russ's Taylor Swift book, I will buy 30 copies at least. Everyone on my Christmas list. Colleagues, friends, distant cousins. I might not get that thing on the NYT Bestseller's List, but I'll sure as hell try. Especially if Null writes a new forward that consists of nothing but highlights from this thread.

If Null wins the rights, he should host a special stream with Rekeita and split the profits where everyone who superchats can add edits to the book. I would buy that book

 

[DrJonesHat]

Null should ask for the rights to both of Russ's books, and his horrific screenplay that portrays a Nazi death camp as a summer camp, and then crowd source annotated versions of each. In the TS book, legal kiwis could explain, in detail why his legal arguments are completely batshit. In his brothel pamphlet, we can have one of the hookers that had the misfortune of catching Russ's unmoving eye write a forward about how horrible he is. I'd buy it.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @DSP's Tax Lawyer

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

If Null wins the rights, he should host a special stream with Rekeita and split the profits where everyone who superchats can add edits to the book. I would buy that book

He should go through the book with nick and point out every lie and misappropriation of the law that would easily double the book’s length. Heck he could even get some kiwi artists to do comics for some of the most absurd parts. Like the Mexican Taylor swift fans fire bombing an imaginary lawyers car.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He should go through the book with nick and point out every lie and misappropriation of the law that would easily double the book’s length. Heck he could even get some kiwi artists to do comics for some of the most absurd parts. Like the Mexican Taylor swift fans fire bombing an imaginary lawyers car.

This would never happen, but we should get Taylor Swift to give a quote, namely "who the fuck is Russell Greer?"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Who’s going to want to buy things that have been drooled on by a gross sex pest?

I guess you avoid Chris Chan history (I don't blame you)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This would never happen, but we should get Taylor Swift to give a quote, namely "who the fuck is Russell Greer?"

Don't forget, "Wait, he tried to sue me for a date how many times?"

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Don't forget, "Wait, he tried to sue me for a date how many times?"

#NotADate

 

[DrJonesHat]

He left this out of the book, but in his posts before the first Taylor Swift trial, he was talking like he expected her to be there or she'd default. Part of the reason he was so hostile towards Skordas was because he thought she was breaking the law by not being there and sending Skordas instead. Skordas told the judge in the AG case while they were waiting for Russ to shamble in that he (Skordas) believed Russ thought Ariana would be there herself and he was definitely trying to sue her for a date.

 

[thismanlies]

It’d be kind of funny if Russ’ keytar came into the possession of someone talented enough to get on AGT playing it.

ETA: I don’t know how it works in the US, but in the UK bailiffs can’t take the tools of someone’s trade. Could Russ try to claim the keytar is a tool of his trade as a “””songwriter”””?

>Be shitlips
>Lol
>Your frivolous lolsuits have finally bitten you in the ass
>You’re staring at a collections notice for legal fees
>You see your trolls eyeing your keytar
>Take it to a witch to curse it
>She does
>”Anyone who plays this keytar shall meet a fate worse than death.”
>She wants 500 dollars
>You notice she’s looking kinda hot
>You play the disability card
>She’s not buying it
>You offer to prostitute yourself
>She hexes you
>You wake up in a parking lot
>You’re approached by a guy
>”You’ve been served.”
>Look at the papers he hands you
>It’s a class action lawsuit from everyone you’ve ever sued
>All of them are represented by Skordas
>Six months later
>Be an aspiring musician
>You get a package from Ebay
>You take it and run to your band mates’ garage
>You unbox it and set it up just in time for the Zoom audition
>You and your band mates play your hearts out
>The judge loves it
>You get a call to go up to Vegas
>You stand with your keytar in hand in front of the judges and audience
>You start playing
>The crowd seem to be enjoying themselves
>Suddenly your fingers start playing different notes on their own
>Your band mates stop and stare at you
>You want to stop but you cant
>Your mouth starts singing a song about one of the female judges
>You feel your upper lip being pulled up towards your nose
>Your hair turns into a greasy mess
>The judges and audience stare in stunned silence
>You run backstage and look in a mirror
>You see yourself playing a shitty song
>But you look like a shit lipped monster
>All you can think about is banging a famous woman
>And you find yourself overcome with the desire to sue anyone who looks at you funny
>This is now your life
>You’re the new Russell Greer
>You set your keytar down to write a lawsuit
>Someone steals your keytar
>The thief becomes the new Russell Greer
> That Greer sues an Instagram thot
>Her and the judge become the new Greers
>LV is overrun with Russell Greers
>The Greer plague spreads
>It overtakes the coof as the number one pandemic
>China and Russia nuke America to contain the plague
>The world breaths a sigh of relief
>That is until Null is talking to some guy in Eastern Europe
>That guy grows himself a pair of moebius lips
>”You are Joshua Moon. I sue you now. Blyat!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

>Be shitlips
>Lol
>Your frivolous lolsuits have finally bitten you in the ass
>You’re staring at a collections notice for legal fees
>You see your trolls eyeing your keytar
>Take it to a witch to curse it
>She does
>”Anyone who plays this keytar shall meet a fate worse than death.”
>She wants 500 dollars
>You notice she’s looking kinda hot
>You play the disability card
>She’s not buying it
>You offer to prostitute yourself
>She hexes you
>You wake up in a parking lot
>You’re approached by a guy
>”You’ve been served.”
>Look at the papers he hands you
>It’s a class action lawsuit from everyone you’ve ever sued
>All of them are represented by Skordas
>Six months later
>Be an aspiring musician
>You get a package from Ebay
>You take it and run to your band mates’ garage
>You unbox it and set it up just in time for the Zoom audition
>You and your band mates play your hearts out
>The judge loves it
>You get a call to go up to Vegas
>You stand with your keytar in hand in front of the judges and audience
>You start playing
>The crowd seem to be enjoying themselves
>Suddenly your fingers start playing different notes on their own
>Your band mates stop and stare at you
>You want to stop but you cant
>Your mouth starts singing a song about one of the female judges
>You feel your upper lip being pulled up towards your nose
>Your hair turns into a greasy mess
>The judges and audience stare in stunned silence
>You run backstage and look in a mirror
>You see yourself playing a shitty song
>But you look like a shit lipped monster
>All you can think about is banging a famous woman
>And you find yourself overcome with the desire to sue anyone who looks at you funny
>This is now your life
>You’re the new Russell Greer
>You set your keytar down to write a lawsuit
>Someone steals your keytar
>The thief becomes the new Russell Greer
> That Greer sues an Instagram thot
>Her and the judge become the new Greers
>LV is overrun with Russell Greers
>The Greer plague spreads
>It overtakes the coof as the number one pandemic
>China and Russia nuke America to contain the plague
>The world breaths a sigh of relief
>That is until Null is talking to some guy in Eastern Europe
>That guy grows himself a pair of moebius lips
>”You are Joshua Moon. I sue you now. Blyat!

So this is how the world ends.

Not with a bang. But with a plight.

 

[TJBirish]

Maybe Null can come to an agreement with Russ. Russ can keep his sex toys (or anything else he REALLY values) and in exchange he would autograph his keytar.

Now that will bring in a lot of bids.