Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Now that will bring in a lot of bids.

And a lot of people asking "Who the hell is 'Ron'?"

 

[jerkstore]

i have to say, it fucking royally pisses me off that if shitlips is reading this thread, he now has the knowledge that all he has to do to potentially take down the forum is to keep suing without paying anything. as long as courts keep accepting his IFP, he can keep going, and @Null has to keep paying against someone reeing into the court system. it’s complete bullshit. there HAS to be a manner of countersuit — that’s what scared fuckface off of farrah abraham.

edit: typo

 

[Iron Hamster]

@Null you already have a bidding war for the keytar. Just splash some hand sanitizer on it before you send it over.

It would need an autoclave.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just keep talking shit about that judge...

 

[Windex]

Mensa IQ.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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Most of case was about how mean we were, he didn't really discuss the copyright much. Also, if he has a Mensa-level IQ, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grade and I are in a threeway relationship. We're not, so he doesn't.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Doesn't exactly take a Mensa IQ to know that any lawyer is probably going to agree with you if he wants your money and can tell you're a dumbass...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Doesn't exactly take a Mensa IQ to know that any lawyer is probably going to agree with you if he wants your money and can tell you're a dumbass...

Also, he's having them proofread his filing. That's just checking it for technical errors, typos and other mistakes like that. It doesn't mean it's a good case.

 

[jerkstore]

Also, he's having them proofread his filing. That's just checking it for technical errors, typos and other mistakes like that. It doesn't mean it's a good case.

minor PL, as a US certified paralegal, no one fucking proofread his shit. no one.

edit; my certification lapsed in 2017, because i sought better-paying employment, but i still feel i have more education and understanding of law than shitlips

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Nice to see the $5 ‘lawyers’ from Fiverr are working in Russ’s favour again. Of course they’ll tell you what you want to hear, Rusty. You pay them and they can disappear into the ether, and there’s nothing you can do about it if their advice is wrong. Remember the last time you got a fiverr ‘lawyer’ to proof-read your legal blabbering? How did that work out? (Hint: just because the photo is of a pretty young blonde, doesn’t mean the person you’re hiring is the one in the photo, or the lawyer they say they are).

Either that, or Russ showed a heavily edited version of the judge’s decision to a real lawyer (probably the bit where she told him he can appeal), and the real lawyer informed him that yes, Russ can take the decision to the appeal court if he wishes. To Russ’s narcissistic, low-set ears, that sounds like ‘my case is a total slam dunk at appeal, the judge was wrong and I’ll get her sacked, time to take down Kiwi Farms’.

Russel Greer, Mensa IQ and knows the law better than a federal judge. That’s why he’s won SO many lawsuits…right? Er, right?.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Minimum IQ to join Mensa is 132.
That's getting close to Einstein level, he was at least 160.

But then again, Einstein didn't have a paralegal degree.

 

[jerkstore]

Minimum IQ to join Mensa is 132.
That's getting close to Einstein level, he was at least 160.

But then again, Einstein didn't have a paralegal degree.

brief poll: how many of us have been employed based on our IQ? (idek what mine is)

 

[Pee Cola]

I mean my point is it could be literally anyone. If it's connected to the site, no user claims responsibility, so there is nothing I can do.

The IG post about the email disappeared within minutes of being called out, the structure is classic Russhole and he's got form. There's more chance of Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande sucking Russhole his penis than there is of that email coming from anyone other than Rusty himself.

He should go through the book with nick and point out every lie and misappropriation of the law that would easily double the book’s length. Heck he could even get some kiwi artists to do comics for some of the most absurd parts. Like the Mexican Taylor swift fans fire bombing an imaginary lawyers car.

I'd buy a graphic novel adaptation of the book.

>Be shitlips
>Lol
>Your frivolous lolsuits have finally bitten you in the ass
>You’re staring at a collections notice for legal fees
>You see your trolls eyeing your keytar
>Take it to a witch to curse it
>She does
>”Anyone who plays this keytar shall meet a fate worse than death.”
>She wants 500 dollars
>You notice she’s looking kinda hot
>You play the disability card
>She’s not buying it
>You offer to prostitute yourself
>She hexes you
>You wake up in a parking lot
>You’re approached by a guy
>”You’ve been served.”
>Look at the papers he hands you
>It’s a class action lawsuit from everyone you’ve ever sued
>All of them are represented by Skordas
>Six months later
>Be an aspiring musician
>You get a package from Ebay
>You take it and run to your band mates’ garage
>You unbox it and set it up just in time for the Zoom audition
>You and your band mates play your hearts out
>The judge loves it
>You get a call to go up to Vegas
>You stand with your keytar in hand in front of the judges and audience
>You start playing
>The crowd seem to be enjoying themselves
>Suddenly your fingers start playing different notes on their own
>Your band mates stop and stare at you
>You want to stop but you cant
>Your mouth starts singing a song about one of the female judges
>You feel your upper lip being pulled up towards your nose
>Your hair turns into a greasy mess
>The judges and audience stare in stunned silence
>You run backstage and look in a mirror
>You see yourself playing a shitty song
>But you look like a shit lipped monster
>All you can think about is banging a famous woman
>And you find yourself overcome with the desire to sue anyone who looks at you funny
>This is now your life
>You’re the new Russell Greer
>You set your keytar down to write a lawsuit
>Someone steals your keytar
>The thief becomes the new Russell Greer
> That Greer sues an Instagram thot
>Her and the judge become the new Greers
>LV is overrun with Russell Greers
>The Greer plague spreads
>It overtakes the coof as the number one pandemic
>China and Russia nuke America to contain the plague
>The world breaths a sigh of relief
>That is until Null is talking to some guy in Eastern Europe
>That guy grows himself a pair of moebius lips
>”You are Joshua Moon. I sue you now. Blyat!

Every faggot that refuses to put the time into this thread and says "I cbf reading 3000 pages pls spoonfeed me lol" should be pointed to this post.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Minimum IQ to join Mensa is 132.
That's getting close to Einstein level, he was at least 160.

But then again, Einstein didn't have a paralegal degree.

brief poll: how many of us have been emplyed based on our IQ? (idek what mine is)

Never been asked. And I know what mine is, but if you brag about your IQ, that probably means you don't have any accomplishments to point to. Russ certainly doesn't.

 

[DumbDude42]

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copyright lawyers demand lots of money because usually the people who employ them do it to defend copyrights that are actually profitable, not self published meme books and fiverr songs

 

[DuckSucker]

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lol Hes got some Better Call Saul tier lawyer and hes gonna FIGHT THE CASE

The language he uses is always so self assured its ridiculous. He took the idea of self fulfilling prophecy the wrong way. Cant wait till he sues the fuckin lawyer cause he lost.

Actually Im drunk and Im just laughing so much at this shit, I invite you: read aloud to yourself how much shit he tags. Read aloud the word hashtag before each one, youre gonna be there for like a couple of minutes. Its ridiculous how much shit he tags. Ive never noticed it as much but its fucking retarded and its kinda fucking funny, #mancare #studlyboss #delicattasquash #ACAB #vote4meonAGT

 

[ajax]

i have to say, it fucking royally pisses me off that if shitlips is reading this thread, he now has the knowledge that all he has to do to potentially take down the forum is to keep suing without paying anything. as long as courts keep accepting his IFP, he can keep going, and @Null has to keep paying against someone reeing into the court system. it’s complete bullshit. there HAS to be a manner of countersuit — that’s what scared fuckface off of farrah abraham.

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If that fucker files another suit with the goal of taking down the forum I'd just have to donate some more money. And I think many others would too.

There's nothing that encourages us to support the forum more than a vindictive moron who's clear aim is to stifle our speech about his asinine antics. At least that's how I see it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

What single useless item will Greer claim is valuable enough to cover costs? My bet is on a jar of his own spit.

Buy the keytar, then film yourself burning it just like alQueda did with the Sonichu medallion

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#imthebest #smart

Says the guy who had to do 5 years of schooling to get a 2 year degree. Shit, you can pack a bunch full of retards in a short bus like a clown car and Russ would still come up short in the IQ department.

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[ajax]

Russ probably took one of those online IQ tests back in the day that are super slanted towards high scores.

A 132 IQ (minimum for Mensa) means you are more intelligent than 98% of people. We've all read his legal papers, he's clearly at or below median (<=100). He's so delusional it's comical.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ probably took one of those online IQ tests back in the day that are super slanted towards high scores.

A 132 IQ (minimum for Mensa) means you are more intelligent than 98% of people. We've all read his legal papers, he's clearly at or below median (<=100). He's so delusional it's comical.

If I was being very generous, I'd say he's around 92 or so. He can get through the day without taking a bath with his toaster, but his legal filings should show that A) he has no idea what he's doing and B) he has no idea that he has no idea what he's doing.