Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[OkiiManko]

@Coupon11 credit where credit's due. You did much better this time.

But do you have to be such a clout-chasing ween?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I love everything about that imaginary honeymoon in Sonichu Comic Special 3. He goes to the nearest budget hotel, "Double-CWC hotel," which was meant to be a DoubleTree hotel, which isn't upscale enough to be somewhere you should go for a honeymoon.

Also, honeymoons are typically in a remote exotic location, but for dumbass Chris, he just wanted to drive a few minutes to the nearest cheap hotel he could pay for with his welfare leech money because he always refused to work all his life. Then you have the specification of five Glade™ air fresheners because Chris always smells like shit and body odor because he only showers once a month, and he shits in his underwear constantly.

The whole thing was just a nightmare, but Chris thought it was the most romantic thing imaginable.

You would think that he would have at least seen the stereotypical honeymoon in at least one of his cartoons or boomer sitcoms he loves, but no he is so lazy, unimaginative, and self centered he thinks going to a cheap hotel down the road and having a TV dinner is a grand romantic gesture. Of course he also thinks he would meet his soul mate walking around the mall with a sign before taking her to a cheap lunch at McDonalds before banging her in the bathroom stall. His whole take on romance and love has always been so fucked up and low effort.

It sounds like he views prison as a mommy but with more brown people.

But this time its going to be new mommy raping him.

 

[Coupon11]

@Coupon11 credit where credit's due. You did much better this time.

But do you have to be such a clout-chasing ween?

I didn't write that letter.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No, in medical, they were probably making sure he didn't have fake China surgery. My guess is once he's out, he's going to try and get the surgery so he can can sex offend again.

Fucking hell, does that mean some poor prison nurse had to get up close and personal with The Unclit Ver.2?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

The Unclit Ver.2

I don't think the Unclit ever left beta

 

[draggs]

The only interesting thing in this letter is his claim that Barb has written to him. The rest is just repeating his standard 'letters from the CWC jail' cope

 

[OkiiManko]

Fucking hell, does that mean some poor prison nurse had to get up close and personal with The Unclit Ver.2?

If Chris were to get gender affirmation surgery, do you think the butchers would be more likely to do a rush job to minimize time spent staring at xis nether-regions?

 

[Procrastinhater]

If Chris were to get gender affirmation surgery, do you think the butchers would be more likely to do a rush job to minimize time spent staring at xis nether-regions?

Imagine the smell...
Can you operate in MOPP4?

 

[King Kiwi]

I like how Chris says he's not perfect in one letter, devotes several text walls to it, then signs his name as Jesus Christ.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Even while incarcerated, Chris still needs followers friends to validate his existence. When Chris is released, unfortunately he will still carry his delusions with him, as pretty much everyone will view him with complete contempt and it will go over his balding, seaweed covered head.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I like how Chris is so dumb he treats jail like a hotel, this quote makes me laugh

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations really and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I've experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I've enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I like how Chris is so dumb he treats jail like a hotel, this quote makes me laugh

Figures the only negative points go to jerkops and noisy inmates. I'm surprised Chris didn't curl up into hedgehog defense mode once he was put in his cell. Chris is putting up a good front on this, considering he's probably put into a lower populated/low offender section of the jail. If there's another continuance, I'd like to know how his Thanksgiving will be.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Figures the only negative points go to jerkops and noisy inmates. I'm surprised Chris didn't curl up into hedgehog defense mode once he was put in his cell. Chris is putting up a good front on this, considering he's probably put into a lower populated/low offender section of the jail. If there's another continuance, I'd like to know how his Thanksgiving will be.

Chris is just too damn delusional and has wholesale bought into his own kool aid. He probably thinks he got a slap on the wrist and in actual prison he likely will continue the same behavior while cursing Null for "betraying him like Judas".

 

[KittyGremlin]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Wait.

Borb can still hold a pen?

 

[AnOminous]

If Chris were to get gender affirmation surgery, do you think the butchers would be more likely to do a rush job to minimize time spent staring at xis nether-regions?

He'd get Kathy Rumer who does that to every troon, works in volume, and leaves them all with an angry inch.

 

[Interchanger]

Got a question about the letter, what's with 1389 AD as the date given for the splitting of dimensions into C-197 and 1218. I looked it up but nothing of significance happens.

I mean if he's playing into the Christ role play more and more 33 AD would be a more acceptable date as that's when he 'died' before. Or using the Arthur stuff from months back 537 AD as when Arthur died.

But 1389 AD seams a strange date to settle on. It holds no significance to anything Chris has mumbled about as far as I'm aware.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Got a question about the letter, what's with 1389 AD as the date given for the splitting of dimensions into C-197 and 1218. I looked it up but nothing of significance happens.

I mean if he's playing into the Christ role play more and more 33 AD would be a more acceptable date as that's when he 'died' before. Or using the Arthur stuff from months back 537 AD as when Arthur died.

But 1389 AD seams a strange date to settle on. It holds no significance to anything Chris has mumbled about as far as I'm aware.

Repeating myself, but I am pretty certain it's an Idea Guys thing from when they inserted Serb Nationalism into CWCville lore.

 

[Interchanger]

Repeating myself, but I am pretty certain it's an Idea Guys thing from when they inserted Serb Nationalism into CWCville lore.

Serb Nationalism? That strangely fits giving the state of his mind. This is the issue with Chris Chan's religion (dare we call it that) it more crack pot that Mormonism, Neo-Paganism and Scientology combined.

It the nuttiest otherkin bullshit I've ever seen, with shifting motives, key players and events that nothing stays consistent for long but occasionally some old but of half forgotten lore creeps into the new stuff.

The Idea Guys are mostly in the past, even to Chris, yet there echos remain even now after he fucked his mom and declared himself the second coming.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

From the CWCki:

Chris has repeatedly misstated the date of the event as 1989, as has Bob, who said it took place when Chris was "seven or eight years old"

Is it possible Chris took the year of the bear changing his name (which, according to the CWCki, actually occurred in 1992) and simply replaced the 9 in '19' with a 3 to create 1389?

 

[Hypnagogia]

Imagine the smell...
Can you operate in MOPP4?

There isn't enough peppermint oil in the world for his surgeons