Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[A Grey Cat]

I love how the cwicki entry on this letter mentions that if Chris keeps up this entitlement messiah complex, his disgusting smell, and attitude problems, without any gaurds or fellow inmates to rely on Chris could be in real danger soon.

 

[zero-who]

I love how the cwicki entry on this letter mentions that if Chris keeps up this entitlement messiah complex, his disgusting smell, and attitude problems, without any gaurds or fellow inmates to rely on Chris could be in real danger soon.

He's a high-profile "celebrity" inmate. Surely, the guards have at least been briefed on what to do around him?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Figures the only negative points go to jerkops and noisy inmates. I'm surprised Chris didn't curl up into hedgehog defense mode once he was put in his cell. Chris is putting up a good front on this, considering he's probably put into a lower populated/low offender section of the jail. If there's another continuance, I'd like to know how his Thanksgiving will be.

Considering how his ideal Thanksgiving dinner is some hideous canned ham and macaroni and cheese I think the regional jail turkey breast slices with trimmings will be like dinner with the whole family for him.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Why didn’t they give him pre trial release? I’d it because he broke the protection order?

 

[AnOminous]

His descriptions of ramen prepared the jail way indicate he's acclimating well to the jail life, at least enough to recognize $0.25 ramen as a delicacy.

Why didn’t they give him pre trial release? I’d it because he broke the protection order?

The state argued he was a danger to himself and others. We mainly have news stories so I don't know if the ERP was specifically mentioned but he was arrested shortly after violating it. He could have just been arrested based on them finding probable cause after the preliminary investigation, and it didn't look good he'd left the county in the meantime and was spending stolen money from his mom, I'm sure.

This is one of the main articles we have our information from and the language is full of woke bullshit even in the headline.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Figures the only negative points go to jerkops and noisy inmates. I'm surprised Chris didn't curl up into hedgehog defense mode once he was put in his cell. Chris is putting up a good front on this, considering he's probably put into a lower populated/low offender section of the jail. If there's another continuance, I'd like to know how his Thanksgiving will be.

Its pretty sad but his Thanksgiving in the Big House will probably be the most festive he's had in years. From the articles I've read, during the holidays inmates try to be on their best behavior because everyone is suffering behind bars away from their loved ones. He will get a cheap mockery of a Thanksgiving dinner but it will be the closest thing to a Thanksgiving dinner he has had in years. At the very least he will eat his meal with other lost individuals looking for some sort of comfort in very trying times instead of the shallow mockery of celebrations Chris and Barb went through before retreating to their respective lairs in the hoard.

I love how the cwicki entry on this letter mentions that if Chris keeps up this entitlement messiah complex, his disgusting smell, and attitude problems, without any gaurds or fellow inmates to rely on Chris could be in real danger soon.

From my limited understanding of life in prison there are a few things that will result in getting your ass kicked. One of the big ones is hygiene. From what I've heard not showering is one of the worst things you can do in prison or a jailhouse setting. Chris has always had a lax attitude toward bathing and no one knows how much money he is spending on hygiene products. Its very likely Chris has been neglecting showering and is pissing off the other inmates by stinking up the joint even more because he spends whatever commissary money he has on junk food or religious crap to fuel his Jesus delusions. This is on top of whatever other annoying behavior Chris creates for a bunch of depressed, angry, violent, inmates going through a lot of issues and you have the recipe for a brutal asskicking from a bunch of pissed off inmates with nothing to lose.

His descriptions of ramen prepared the jail way indicate he's acclimating well to the jail life, at least enough to recognize $0.25 ramen as a delicacy.

Food that isn't heated up in the microwave or purchased from a drive thru are the equivalent of beef wellington and lobster tail for Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

Food that isn't heated up in the microwave or purchased from a drive thru are the equivalent of beef wellington and lobster tail for Chris.

He describes it as ramen broken up into small bits and funneled into an empty plastic soda bottle, then filled with hot water from a tap. It's still probably better than what he usually ate on the outside world he'll have to get used to not being in any more.

He describes using an improvised funnel to get the ramen in, which almost makes me think he has to have had that particular jail trick explained to him by another inmate.

Also it might indicate he actually is in solitary of some sort. There's a description of this jail buried on its website (I have posted it here before) that explains that there is a section of it that is basically barracks style housing, where the inmates and guards are together in a group setting. He might actually be in that, as the constant presence of guards would make him just being shivved in the open pretty unlikely.

I'd be a lot more interested in tales of what his conditions are actually like than idiotic bullshit where fucking speds are trying to convert him to Islam or other retarded bullshit.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He describes it as ramen broken up into small bits and funneled into an empty plastic soda bottle, then filled with hot water from a tap. It's still probably better than what he usually ate on the outside world he'll have to get used to not being in any more.

He describes using an improvised funnel to get the ramen in, which almost makes me think he has to have had that particular jail trick explained to him by another inmate.

So by that logic he's in gen pop, or interacting with other inmates?

Thats the worst outcome for Chris based on what I said in my previous post where his lack of hygiene and obnoxious behavior will result in some pissed off inmate kicking his ass.

Congrats Chris you learned that ramen is king in jail. Now prepare for a bunch of angry inmates pissed off that you won't shower or are seen as a snitch to the prison guards.

 

[longlurk new accunt]

Figures the only negative points go to jerkops and noisy inmates. I'm surprised Chris didn't curl up into hedgehog defense mode once he was put in his cell. Chris is putting up a good front on this, considering he's probably put into a lower populated/low offender section of the jail. If there's another continuance, I'd like to know how his Thanksgiving will be.

Chris is low effort enough that he will get accustomed to it. a lot of people(low effort with life and autistic, especially) end up liking being institutionalized. After a while the real world becomes scary and so much of a bother that they'd rather just go back. It's most like the best years of his life were and not that many surprises and basically absolutely nothing is expected of him so there's 0 pressure and everything works on a schedule. If chris gets a special meal for thanksgiving, however crappy for a normal person, that's more special than what barb has cooked up in solid two decades anyway.

Well, actually, Chris was institutionalized by his parents already long time ago, it's just that the institution was the hoard house and the jailkeeper was barb.

as for barb being able to write a letter if she can drive and get plates for the car I don't see why it would be a stretch that she can write a letter. It only seems like a stretch if you subscribe to the idea that barb had been a literal vegetable for years drooling on the floor, which is stupid. as for why barb would write a letter well barb is insane in the sense that she does insane things that don't make sense with regular logic and regular moral and has been doing that for decades - doing insanely petty stuff for dumb reasons and then sweeping other stuff that wouldn't be petty to be angry about under the rug, that parts not dementia that's just barb as a person. it would fit if she wrote to chris that she needs money for example, it would be perfectly in character, regardless of if she needs money even and completely regardless of what chris did to her.

Now we know that chris indeed has access to commissary, that someone is putting money there and that he is living off high life in the tall house on weens money.

does the facility chris is in have video calls? if it has then it's only a matter of weeks before we'll have a new video from chris.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Saw a bunch of new letters on the CWCki. Large portions of them are censored out and the letters to Chris aren't posted. Any idea what this is about?

 

[AnOminous]

So by that logic he's in gen pop, or interacting with other inmates?

Thats the worst outcome for Chris based on what I said in my previous post where his lack of hygiene and obnoxious behavior will result in some pissed off inmate kicking his ass.

Congrats Chris you learned that ramen is king in jail. Now prepare for a bunch of angry inmates pissed off that you won't shower or are seen as a snitch to the prison guards.

I'm not sure, it seems to be contradictory. The interesting thing would be what that barracks type environment is like physically, with inmates mixed with guards. They might even have some source of hot water like a coffee machine, just not hot enough to throw in someone's face and actually harm them.

The actual PDF describing the facilities: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/prea-pdf.2434978/

I already uploaded it here, it's a report produced pursuant to the Prison Rape Elimination Act, where facilities explain what they've done to stop that shit. Search for the term "block" which actually describes the usual living arrangements.

They're mostly described as "multiple occupancy cell-housing units." This apparently describes a living situation where multiple inmates, rather than people in single cells, share space with either direct oversight by officers, or officers actually present in the facilities. Just as an example, "B Block" houses 22 inmates.

The phrase "open-bay dorm-style housing unit" isn't a very useful search phrase by the way. It might just indicate the usual double-bunking jail cell thing with the cells opening into a central area. In any event, this does not describe a high security environment.

There are also multiple single-cell "Segregation Unit" possibilities for Chris, where he could exist in a single cell. We don't know whether that means he has no contact whatsoever with other inmates or whether he does sometimes. It might be in that giant, obtuse document somewhere.

The quoted phrases occur in whole or in part in the actual document.

Anyway any morons writing Chris should ask him to describe his actual environment instead of retarded bullshit that is of no interest to anyone who isn't as autistic as Chris himself.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why didn’t they give him pre trial release? I’d it because he broke the protection order?

That and he's a potential flight risk since he was living out of a van.

 

[Dancing Israeli]

Transcript:

Spoiler

October 25, 2021

Dear [censored]

Thank you for the Kindness and respect in your letter. Yours, outside of my attorney, and Barbara, is the first letter I had received from a follower who lives in Virginia.

Well, overall, and in short, the staff treat me well enough. At start, the genuine positive vibrations [something scribbled out; possibly “really”] and spiritual energy Really sold this place well. Then I’ve experienced the attitudes and bad habits from some of the real Jerkops, and really noisy neighbours [sic] after my Body was relocated from Medical to Booking. But the food is mostly good, the commissary has good items on offer, and I’ve enjoyed the Rec Room a few times. This facility is 2/5 stars.

I’ve hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff. And I have continued to work in my Goddess responsibilities and duties out-of-Body.

I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven, changed my appearance, and walked the Earth more in my Immortal life, living Many different Books of identities and lives, up til 1389 when the Universe was divided, and I was fully transported Forward and Backward throughout Time, Space, and Dimensions to fly through the chaotic Rainbow’s apex in 2003, and then be reborn on February 24, 1982.

[right-pointing arrow]

[next page; writing starts in the heading of the page]

Firstly, I do not look upon the term “Troll” as a negative, as there are Good Trolls/People and Bad Trolls/People, and All have an innate want to patrol and observe/comment on others, regardless. The ones that are wicked are the Haters, Fakers, and the Darkest of Demonics and Sinners who are Toxic to the Majority. A Lot of what has happened, is happening right now with and all around you, and is to happen are covered between the last couple of books in the Old Testament of Any Bible, as well as how I had described the Dimension Merge in early 2018. Although the whole picturesque event is popularly referred to as The Day of Judgment, this is actually comprised of the Dimension Merge (the recombining of the dividend Universe), which has been Completed, the Collective Shift (relocating the Majority to the recombined Earth of Universe 1C-211987 from this 1218 Earth, here) that is in (more spiritual) progress and happening now, and my Second Coming where I shall descend at my Temple and fully, physically, relocate the Majority to our recombined Earth (with the Sonichu Temple, as well as other select buildings, artifacts, statues, etcetra [sic]), leaving behind the Toxic Minority on the failing 1218 Earth to burn.

[censored], thou art among the Neutral-Good and shall transcend with everyone, so thou hath nothing to fear, especially as thou continues to be as good as possible as thou hath done so.

Go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory and Authority as God, [censored]. Be Safe and Well.

[The lower-case I letters of the following sentence are dotted with hearts, with the ones in “Sonichu” and “Messiah” having the hearts surrounded by two lightning bolts:] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord, Savior, [something scribbled out, possibly “and”] Messiah, and God of all.

The bit about the universe dividing in 1389 is new mythology, I think.

"I've hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff."

Oh god no. This sounds like Chris is about to be killed for being labeled a rat.

 

[***LUMPY***]

i've been on the chris chan train for about 2 months now and i gotta say: this is really screwed up. does he look for ways to be worse on purpose or is this truely his default state? because that letter is a herculean level of retardation...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

i've been on the chris chan train for about 2 months now and i gotta say: this is really screwed up. does he look for ways to be worse on purpose or is this truely his default state? because that letter is a herculean level of retardation...

I've followed Chris for about 10 or so years and he just gets worse and worse naturally or with being egged on by other terrible people..

 

[AnOminous]

Oh god no. This sounds like Chris is about to be killed for being labeled a rat.

Nobody is going to tell Chris they're actually guilty of a crime. If anything they'd recognize him as a funnel they could feed bullshit to to waste the prosecutor's time.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

"I've hardly made friends here, but more like kind allies with the more positive staff."

Oh god no. This sounds like Chris is about to be killed for being labeled a rat.

Ah, yes. Someone who's in jail, who hasn't been convicted yet, who will be unlikely to have a prison gang given the transient nature of jails, will let the fat retar.d mumbling about MLP know a single detail about his crime.

 

[King Kiwi]

Even while incarcerated, Chris still needs followers friends to validate his existence. When Chris is released, unfortunately he will still carry his delusions with him, as pretty much everyone will view him with complete contempt and it will go over his balding, seaweed covered head.

I don't really view him with contempt, I'm just so wound up in Chris and his life that it would be really weird to stop.

I'm not saying I like him or half the things that he's done but I'll always follow his story because he's both amusing, interesting (sometimes) and a life allegory rolled in one.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

I don't really view him with contempt, I'm just so wound up in Chris and his life that it would be really weird to stop.

I'm not saying I like him or half the things that he's done but I'll always follow his story because he's both amusing, interesting (sometimes) and a life allegory rolled in one.

A healthy way to approach Chris (and really to approach all lolcows), for me, is to see him as a curio. Sure, he does some pretty disgusting shit, but realistically he's too far removed from me for his disgusting shit to have any impact on me, so he's not worth staying angry over.

 

[excon]

I'm not sure, it seems to be contradictory. The interesting thing would be what that barracks type environment is like physically, with inmates mixed with guards. They might even have some source of hot water like a coffee machine, just not hot enough to throw in someone's face and actually harm them.

The actual PDF describing the facilities: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/prea-pdf.2434978/

I already uploaded it here, it's a report produced pursuant to the Prison Rape Elimination Act, where facilities explain what they've done to stop that shit. Search for the term "block" which actually describes the usual living arrangements.

They're mostly described as "multiple occupancy cell-housing units." This apparently describes a living situation where multiple inmates, rather than people in single cells, share space with either direct oversight by officers, or officers actually present in the facilities. Just as an example, "B Block" houses 22 inmates.

The phrase "open-bay dorm-style housing unit" isn't a very useful search phrase by the way. It might just indicate the usual double-bunking jail cell thing with the cells opening into a central area. In any event, this does not describe a high security environment.

There are also multiple single-cell "Segregation Unit" possibilities for Chris, where he could exist in a single cell. We don't know whether that means he has no contact whatsoever with other inmates or whether he does sometimes. It might be in that giant, obtuse document somewhere.

The quoted phrases occur in whole or in part in the actual document.

Anyway any morons writing Chris should ask him to describe his actual environment instead of exceptional bullshit that is of no interest to anyone who isn't as autistic as Chris himself.

Chris is almost certainly in a single cell in the SHU. The Segregated Housing Unit you mentioned. It's reserved for inmates who are at risk, to themselves or others.

In my experience, transgenders are always housed in these single cells, at least while they are in county jail. This can change when they get to state prison. Even then, state prisons generally have special population units for gay/transgender inmates.

Chris also mentions "noisy neighbors," which indicates he is indeed housed in a block of single cells, he also mentions visiting the "rec rooms" a few times. This could be a rec yard outdoors, or an indoor rec-room, but the fact that he has only visited it a "few" times means he only has access to these areas by himself, and only at certain times, unlike if he were housed in the typical dorm.

The fact that he pretty much only interacts with the guards also makes sense. In that type of environment, the guards make frequent welfare checks, and the guards work shifts so after a while he'll get to know all of them including the "allies."