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I'm picturing Kat getting so big that she eventually becomes a part of her couch, like the Mom in Gilbert Grape.

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To make it short...
Roadkill Steampunk Racoon VS Horny Panda
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I hope Phil will read your post @SauceRyuKen.
Is Kat gaining so much weight that even her old pics are getting fatter?
The Pig was asked yesterday if he would quit streaming for $1.5 million.

He said no, taxes take a third and he needs that consistent income. Which is true, given his absolutely crippling addictions. If Philliam got $1 million tax free he would be back to begging 6 days a week within 24 months.
Yeah, I would give it 24 minutes and any mention of the $1.5 mil would be answered with something about how that is old news and doesn’t matter, so tip him early because tips help the most right now.
 
I mean he said that Seattle air cured his back so you're not wrong.
You know what would cure that post nasal drip, Phil? Two cartridges of buckshot. Air you right out, nicey-nicey.

'You don't earn money, you know, and then it sits in a bank account. You spend it.'

Why is it not the least bit shocking that someone with his hilarious misunderstanding of the expression 'saving money for a rainy day' believes the above quote?
Like everything else he says, it's at best only half right. You earn money and then it sits in a bank account until you need it. No, not for gacha pulls and DoorDash, you dumb pollack, but for in case you need to see a doctor; or you car breaks down; or you need dental work; or any of hundreds of other day to day knocks grownups have to take in stride without starting a GoFundMe or shaking a tin cup at the rest of the fucking world. Your finance class would call that liquidity, as in having liquid assets on hand to ameliorate sudden liabilities or shortfalls. You ignorant goddamned wretch, I think you got that diploma trading in boxtops.
 
It's pretty good to see that Phil's pity bucks from whales don't even last a full day anymore. He used to be able to make up drama, and get pity bucks for 2-3 days, now he gets it during only 1 stream.
It's mainly due to how few actual whales he has now. Most of viewers are trolls and we've all seen that even most of the chat regulars "subtly troll" him.

Combine that with his sobstories being unbelievable, even to his dentheads, and they don't care enough in the long term.

Also there's just how much he spreads them about. I've joked about it before, but he wants 300 a day minimum in tips, constant superchats, max tier pledges to paymetons, to have multiple channels with highest "value" (because you get the same no matter what tier you have) of memberships and buy him gift cards on Amazon and buy him a load of other shit as well. All that from a declining number of people to hear it.
 
so TIL - the technology in the game worked but didn't cause of the whole WMD in real life so in-game they found the catacombs...I think that's what his ramble said and next weekend "the timezones shift". The actual time zones move when we push the clocks back an hour, this moves entire time zones.
 
He's pausing every other second to explain some shit or read some autist's donation.
He takes the stalling in these movie-games to the next level. Just move on from vidya to reviewing movies already Phil
@Thomas Highway [Redacted] literally never left. Not for a single stream.
Uh ok guys, so I just watched Cars 3 in imax *snort* so umm, it was about these cars that can talk and they drive around and shit. It was pretty good, ummmm ok Snow Karl just tipped a $1.30 and said "When are you going to see the new Dune movie?" Well Snow Karl, that movie looks like a piece of shit. Its just a bunch of CGI guys jumping around and blowing things up. Its not a good movie and I won't be seeing any more of that crap. Anyways, I thought Cars 3 was pretty good and I would recommend this. (Leans in) ok well we got some jokers making more Dune references so I am just going to ban them. Sorry guys, you just get this when you are a premier movie reviewer who has been on youtube for over 10 years. It is what it is
 
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That's bullshit, dood! When you spam the forum one more time with your nonsense, I'm gonna ban you. I'm tired of it. He is a moron who doesn't know what he's talking about. Cause you are just sitting here trying to derail the stream and try to contradict everything I'm saying. You can go fuck yourself! NO REALLY, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO FUCKING WENT TROUGH ALL OF THIS FOR THIS MONTH! I'm not gonna listen to your fucking stoopid bullshit cause you wanna act like you know better. GO FUCK YOURSELF! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Everytime Phil gets mad and curses out his audience...it just proves he is lying(not that WE need proof for that), mainly because the only time he gets this animated is when someone calls out his bullshit.

Keep making an absolute fool of yourself Phil, because you can't control your anger like a mature adult would.
 
Every time Phil runs his mouth about something he knows nothing about, be it medical advice, fucking helicopters or Activision's marketing strategy, I keep thinking back to this quote from Lao Tzu, the founder of Taoism: "Those who know, don't talk. Those who talk, don't know."
Its a buyers market for cars. I mean, they give you money back when you take out a car loan
 
Night stream summary:

Total tip: $80

Top tip: CrackerJaxx ($25 and said he is not JaxxRaxor)

Members: 263/300

Viewer: 90

Phil is somehow still leaving the stream on at 9:50pm PST, probably too busy pulling Jpegs

OiC is back in full clown mode, I actually suspect CrackerJaxx is him

Phil promises his costume won't disappoint tomorrow, see you tomorrow Diddy Kahng

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Our boy is in Hog Heaven right now. He's so obsessed he plans weeks out to get the money he needs, the emergencies aren't even half-truths at this point, he's going to completely destroy what little life he has left every time there's a new event, it's fucking tragic. I think he does this because he needs to be respected, relevant, and powerful somewhere, somewhere people don't know "he's the guy". So he blows almost 100k to be the top player in his guild, and so he can "own the scrubs" without having to practice or get good, just spend, spend, and spend. I know we dunk on Phil for it but Scopely should be reigned in in someway, this is preying on pure addictive traits without returning any value, it can't even be compared to gambling, it's just pure exploitation of weak people. I know some libertarian will come out of the woodwork to say it's Phil's fault, just the market bro, before going elsewhere to write 5 paragraphs on why loli should be legal, but the line has to be somwhere, and I think engineering something to prey on people's psychological weaknesses without delivering a shred of value, is that line.

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Edit: Does anyone know what he would have to spend for this, ballpark? I don't have Twitter to ask the OP, maybe someone here who does could.
 
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