Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I can’t believe she hasn’t heard of what happened with Alec Baldwin, she really doesn’t have any connection to society or any sort of community huh
“Am I living under a rock?” Girl you’re barely living
Honestly what does she do all day? I know the obvious answer is eat, but she always struck me as the type that just sits on her phone all day scrolling through social media etc. She has no car, is too big to walk or go anywhere, says she doesn’t watch YouTube or anything anymore.. I genuinely have no idea how she missed this.
 
Honestly what does she do all day? I know the obvious answer is eat, but she always struck me as the type that just sits on her phone all day scrolling through social media etc. She has no car, is too big to walk or go anywhere, says she doesn’t watch YouTube or anything anymore.. I genuinely have no idea how she missed this.
This is why I was surprised, I thought at the very least she’d be really informed about general pop culture happenings because of Twitter / FB / Insta but somehow no………not even that……..
 
She's most likely playing dumb.
She will take any chance to be the Ditzy Princess. Yes, it's pointless for her to lie about something like this but we know how her mind works. ALR is all over social media all the fucking time, she heard about it- she doesn't care enough to acknowledge or discuss it with her viewers because it's not about her so she'll pretend she hasn't got a clue what they're talking about.
 
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I searched this thread for "Spotify" and haven't seen it here yet. On the same day that Amber streamed under the title "new wifey", this Playlist was made by "Franj" (Jade Frances) and Amber listened to it just 4 days ago. On the community tab of "Hello its Ready"
 

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She cannot even say madras correctly! Mega feeder vibes. "I am saving this for leftovers." OK... The pickle scene was ASMR hell mode. Jade's editing is terrible because this feels just void of content, it's nothing. I cannot even hate the fat bitch because her content is so sterile and trite.

Amber thinks her personality is saying a word quirky or being retarded but it's just sad. I think that is why so many people are clicking off and that's because there's no evolution to her content. It's worse than when she first started because there was something then but now she honestly looks dead. It's like watching DSP at this point because you know his contempt and she shares that energy.
 
I can't be bothered by this waste of air blathering on about nothing.
Her videos used to have an element of fun because sometimes we'd get to see Eric, Rickie or Becky doing something weird at some point but now that it's just Amber pretending to be loving her empty life where she pretends she eats healthy and we're supposed to pretend to believe her...?
Nah. Not watching that.
 
Sodium was 640mg in that one madras tv dinner alone. One small pickle has 447 mg of sodium. That one packet of oatmeal has 260mg. Turkey bacon is deceptively high in sodium as well, but I can't really judge the content by just two slices. She's admittedly doing better if this isn't a lie and only a fraction of what she ate. But, that's still a LOT of sodium. Way too much. Cut out the frozen dinners entirely, the rest of the day would probably have been fine without that.
 
Something that annoys me so much about reaction channels is when they make a compilation of her 'improper grammar' and then it's just her accent or not being able to pronounce things.

Like sure she's stupid but like if you're going to try and check her, at least just say "Amberlynn being a dumbass compilation", grammar doesn't equal pronunciation, it's limited to conventions.

Then again, if you have a channel dedicated to Amber compilations you're probably not the brightest crayon in Becky's box,
 
Well wasnt that bland. The new video is just an edited version of ambers usual content minus the drama. At least amber is getting what she wants and she doesnt look pleased about it at all.

Shes "losing weight".
Eating "the right way "with this magical diet where she doesnt feel triggered or hungry or unsafe or anything negative.
~~~turkey bacon~~~
She now has no issue with her sleepeen schedule.
Shes got the setup she always wanted (minus the lighteen though. Sorry).
Shes showing the haydurs she can cook and take care of herself.
Theres feeder content to bring the money back in.
I could go on...

Shes fixed most of her problems she always bitched about within what, less than 10 weeks. And shes fucking miserable and her fake attitude is starting to wear on her. Youtube is hard guise and wipey wont let her fail without serious consequences.
 
Well wasnt that bland. The new video is just an edited version of ambers usual content minus the drama. At least amber is getting what she wants and she doesnt look pleased about it at all.

Shes "losing weight".
Eating "the right way "with this magical diet where she doesnt feel triggered or hungry or unsafe or anything negative.
~~~turkey bacon~~~
She now has no issue with her sleepeen schedule.
Shes got the setup she always wanted (minus the lighteen though. Sorry).
Shes showing the haydurs she can cook and take care of herself.
Theres feeder content to bring the money back in.
I could go on...

Shes fixed most of her problems she always bitched about within what, less than 10 weeks. And shes fucking miserable and her fake attitude is starting to wear on her. Youtube is hard guise and wipey wont let her fail without serious consequences.

Aawww, our gorl is growing up! Now she is adulteen, loseen weight and workeen for her money!
If I was her I'd feel miserable aswell. As she is already doing this longer than what I expected I'll give her 2 months tops before an emergency shrimp ring mukbang. She never expected wifey to be soo bossy and I love it!
 
I just realized what’s missing. Amber isn’t forcing a ghetto slash drag queen attitude anymore. Wtf?!? Where’d that go?..
yes I know I’m late, ambers really not worth looking everyday anymore
She did a very weird and forced laugh in the new what I ate today video that is probably what you're talking about. Came across as very sassy.

 
She's carries most of the weight in her legs....a good 300lbs at least down there. We need to see LAAAYGS AMBER
I'll reiterate again, use Chantal as a benchmark if you must, there is NOWAY ALR the 600lb queen is only eating those small ass meals. Chinny would even slap those skimpy meals away if you offered it.
 
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