🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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He must be winning big at the sportsbook if he's sitting around reading his subforum and seething on Twitter.
He was supposed to be yucking it up with Tater Salad tonight, but instead is worried about his pregnant girlfriend’s location as a Richmond’s top sandwich artist being revealed.

Obviously the Gunt is having a much better time in Vegas without May holding him back. She’s being a proper trad-pregnant-GF posting Bible doodles on Twitter tonight.
 
Why is everything always 'on down' with Ralph? He's so mentally stunted he can only communicate through verbal ticks. He's the best in his sector from the top on down. He pays from the rent on down. I know it's autistic to notice this shit but it's downright grating when a human demonstrates how limited their vocabulary is on a routine basis as shamelessly as Ethan 'I Love Writing' Ralph.
 
Doubt anything is even in his name, that is why he can’t show receipts. In the texts to Fai it’s apparent his household wasn’t doing well financially. No receipts = bs.
 
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What's the "family concern" in Reno? Ronnie's crack-shack or Simple Evan?
 
*kf user posts a joke*

ralph: the STALKER BRIGADE is out for my head trying to search for pantsus job these ayylawgs have CROSSED THE LINES and psychologically broke me and are out to RUIN ME

like dude holy shit how is it that the guy who was known for ibs breaks into fucking tears when you joke about him
 
the family concern is xander because the vickers live close to reno

also ralph lives rent free in the crackshack cause may pays for it!
Poor May, I doubt there's little left over from her meagre Subway check for her and the Baby. :( Gambling addictions ruin families.
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The only things Ronnie left him and Evan is a tiny Crack shack in West Memphis (Arkansa) and a small bit of land in the middle of nowhere Louisiana.
 
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Google Maps puts it around a 2 hour drive.

I think this is just more piggy musings, I doubt Ralph will bother getting a DNA test much less move across a continent so that he can easily gamble and see his son.

I actually think a Pig in the City arc would be kino. I hope he does it.
 
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He’s such a walking moron cliche, but god I hope unlike every other mongoloid who’s uttered the words ā€œI wanna move to Vegasā€ that Ralph actually follows through with it. It would be glorious watching Ralph live in a rundown apartment in downtown Vegas with a pregnant GF.
 
*kf user posts a joke*

ralph: the STALKER BRIGADE is out for my head trying to search for pantsus job these ayylawgs have CROSSED THE LINES and psychologically broke me and are out to RUIN ME

like dude holy shit how is it that the guy who was known for ibs breaks into fucking tears when you joke about him
IBS went from internet blood sports to irritable bowel syndrome for Ralph.
 
I don't know why people think that. His mom didn't own the crackshack, they rented it and some Russian guy owned it. He has since moved and still doesn't own, but rents. His credit is trash because he refuses to pay his student loan debt so he doesn't have the credit to buy a house.
I think only coz he said he owns property, it gets conflated that way.
I'd love to know why he doesn't just move to Ronnie's crackshack.
 
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Ralph's income is not tied to any geographic area, if he really wanted to he could move anywhere in the US, but he's thinking about Reno? lmao Reno is a shithole. When the US Government was conducting nuclear tests there's a reason they chose Nevada. The entire state could be nuked into oblivion and nothing of value would be lost, this includes LV/Reno/Carson City.

If he wanted to be close to Xander there's several nice towns in the Sierra Foothills which would be closer, and much more scenic. Tahoe would be a short drive away if he really couldn't control himself and absolutely had to hand over his superchats to Jewish casinos. Sacramento kinda sucks, but even there would be preferable to the bleak desert hellscape of Reno.

If he's willing to expand his range a bit then there's lots of liveable options in NorCal. Most of the region is pretty poz free as well if you stay away from the coastline. Drive through certain parts and you'll find a lot of Confederate flags.
 
Ralph's income is not tied to any geographic area, if he really wanted to he could move anywhere in the US, but he's thinking about Reno? lmao Reno is a shithole. When the US Government was conducting nuclear tests there's a reason they chose Nevada. The entire state could be nuked into oblivion and nothing of value would be lost, this includes LV/Reno/Carson City.

If he wanted to be close to Xander there's several nice towns in the Sierra Foothills which would be closer, and much more scenic. Tahoe would be a short drive away if he really couldn't control himself and absolutely had to hand over his superchats to Jewish casinos. Sacramento kinda sucks, but even there would be preferable to the bleak desert hellscape of Reno.

If he's willing to expand his range a bit then there's lots of liveable options in NorCal. Most of the region is pretty poz free as well if you stay away from the coastline. Drive through certain parts and you'll find a lot of Confederate flags.
Ralph could only afford Reno. ER lives in a low cost of living city and lives like shit. If you aren’t tied to a location for work living in a low cost of living city or region can be great because you can live like a king on six figures and save lots of money. But Ralph lives like a broke wigger in small rental home behind a strip mall in Richmond.

I take that back, Ralph should show us alogs what a successful man he is and move to Tahoe or Summerlin in Vegas. Gunt will show us all if he breaks out of the crack shack lifestyle.
 
I think this is just more piggy musings, I doubt Ralph will bother getting a DNA test much less move across a continent so that he can easily gamble and see his son.
He will if you toss in easy access to the Bunny Ranch (until he inevitably gets banned for roughing up the hos).

If he wanted to be close to Xander there's several nice towns in the Sierra Foothills which would be closer, and much more scenic. Tahoe would be a short drive away if he really couldn't control himself and absolutely had to hand over his superchats to Jewish casinos. Sacramento kinda sucks, but even there would be preferable to the bleak desert hellscape of Reno.

If he's willing to expand his range a bit then there's lots of liveable options in NorCal.
Yeesh. I know it's Ralph, but suggesting someone move to California is just mean, for a lot of reasons.

Ralph said he's looking for a new home, not a new place to be homeless.
 
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