Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[weaselhat]

I hope she gets all the hater comments in the world because she deserves it. Some of us are no stranger to depression, but you know what? Even if it’s fatty fatty 2x4 can’t fit in bathroom door situation , you can wash your face in a bucket of water. Or use baby wipes if that’s all you can do.

these lardasses encourage others to wallow in their own self absorbency and pity and preach it’s ok. Well, it isn’t. It just brings more negativity and more depression and more fatness and laziness. anyone who has dealt with depression knows at some point you have to save yourself. Pop that SSRI, get up off your ass and wash your fucking face. The next day wash your face and your ass. And then the next day try to wash your entire body. even if you have to hose yourself or bathe in a damn creek. My point is it takes small steps to either crawl out of that black hole or small shovelfuls to dig it deeper. Which path do you choose ?

TL:dr; life is hard. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Comments on the new video:

Clearing comments must be easy when your too fat to do much else.

 

[UncleTusky]

It's not just the bathroom. My guess is that Corissa asking her sister and brother-in-law to do pretty major repairs on the place (let's be honest that's what it really is) is code for "we thought we could make this place livable with a few hours of light work, we were wrong, we're in serious trouble, HELP!". That place looked tiny and dilapidated - I would NOT want to live there as is especially with cold coming in.

 

[melancholytoska]

Corissa the Privileged has so many opportunities at her disposal to get healthy. You know if she wanted to, this "treat yo' self" bitch would find a way to get sponsored by a prepared portion-controlled meal delivery service, hire a personal trainer or attend private weight-loss-oriented power yoga classes, see an RD about aggressively managing her diabetes.

But no. She's going to cripple herself and then die before 50 because of stubbornness and a Dr Pepper addiction. It's absolutely pathetic.

Also, I don't think this was posted back in May, but Corissa is dumb as a fucking petrified stump:
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Wait till she finds out that not only does NY touch Canada, but so do NH, VT, and Maine.

Both of them are so greasy looking and like they have a permanent layer of dirt on them at all times. I guess it's hard for them to wash regularly and they're too proud to get hosed off outside.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Tell me you don't fit into your bathroom without telling me you don't fit into your bathroom.

Also Corissa/Chantal/ Tess, dry shampoo is a thing. True it'd take the entire can in this case but at least you wouldn't be getting white people dreads.

There's only so far dry shampoo can take you. If your scalp isn't too oily, it's good for going another day, maybe two, without washing it. But if your scalp is oily? You might get one extra day, but your hair will still look like shit, so unless that's just not possible, you might as just woman up and wash it.

Corissa's hair looks like she hasn't washed it in at least a week. It looks like it smells bad, and probably does. Her scalp has got to feel gross ad itchy, and I don't know how she can stand it, though set against the background level of daily discomfort obese people experience, it's probably nothing.

Whoever said it looks like she poured wax in it is right. I don't give a shit whether she chooses to bleach or remove her moustache or not, or eschew makeup; I totally understand why a woman would decide to opt out of those grooming rituals. But that hair—she is just straight-up dirty, and from nothing more than pure laziness and neglect, and that's disgusting.

It also shows how shitty her mental state is, that she hasn't already figured out a way to keep herself clean despite inaccessible bathrooms. That should be a priority, and obviously it's not. She's now at a size where getting a skinfold infection can turn ugly very fast, so not taking care of her hygiene could very well kill her.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

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Clearing comments must be easy when your too fat to do much else.

Look at Kathie Shaffer being so direct and savage using what I assume is her real name.

As for Emily Hanhan:

 

[stupid frog]

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Clearing comments must be easy when your too fat to do much else.

lol the second one. Like someone has a gun pointed to their head forcing them to eat on camera. Fat fucks.

 

[Din Djarin]

Its insulin resistance with constant inflammation, but do gallbladder problems mess up your skin too?

Currently going through gallbladder shit too and waiting on my surgery in November. I haven't noticed a difference with my skin, but I'm not sure if that can change once it's out. I would assume probably not, but who knows.

 

[In Memoriam]

Currently going through gallbladder shit too and waiting on my surgery in November. I haven't noticed a difference with my skin, but I'm not sure if that can change once it's out. I would assume probably not, but who knows.

No1curr lurk moar faggot

 

[Unsweet]

So as a mental exercise how would my fellow kiwis fix that bathroom? I'm thinking the cheapest option would be to remove the sink and replace it with a pedestal one instead, take out the bathtub and replace it with a shower. I don't think the sink replacement would be too bad but that bath to shower conversion is going to hurt.

On second thought they might want to get one of those combo toilets where the sink is built above the toilet, so your dirty water is used to flush. Still seems like it would be expensive.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

So as a mental exercise how would my fellow kiwis fix that bathroom? I'm thinking the cheapest option would be to remove the sink and replace it with a pedestal one instead, take out the bathtub and replace it with a shower. I don't think the sink replacement would be too bad but that bath to shower conversion is going to hurt.

On second thought they might want to get one of those combo toilets where the sink is built above the toilet, so your dirty water is used to flush. Still seems like it would be expensive.

Just gut the whole thing, install a hose and put a drain in the floor. Maybe a cattle crush to help the inevitable team of live-in nurses deal with the burden of handling them.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

So as a mental exercise how would my fellow kiwis fix that bathroom? I'm thinking the cheapest option would be to remove the sink and replace it with a pedestal one instead, take out the bathtub and replace it with a shower. I don't think the sink replacement would be too bad but that bath to shower conversion is going to hurt.

On second thought they might want to get one of those combo toilets where the sink is built above the toilet, so your dirty water is used to flush. Still seems like it would be expensive.

Cheap is not the route to take when remodeling a room for deathfats, especially one as multifunctional as a bathroom. There are a number of hazards to consider such as wet floors, toilets being too low, not having enough support to assist them in standing, etc etc etc. At the bare minimum they need to expand the room, theres no getting around that; combine whatever appliances you like into a multifunctional monstrosity, the space it saves will not be noticable to these two with the current dimensions of the bathroom.

Besides expanding the actual dimensions of the room, they need a modular shower with the ability for them to both stand and sit(as well as detach the shower head to use as a hose for all those nooks and crannies that come with being 600lbs!), they need a toilet that can support their weight and is at a proper height for them to stand from(luckily they seem to be a similar height) they need floors that will provide their feet with good grip whether it's wet or not, and lastly they need rails! They need rails everywhere! Literally everywhere!

 

[weaselhat]

Currently going through gallbladder shit too and waiting on my surgery in November. I haven't noticed a difference with my skin, but I'm not sure if that can change once it's out. I would assume probably not, but who knows.

Her gallbladder isn’t her issue. She isn’t washing herself and using her recent surgery as an excuse. It’s gross and lazy.

 

[Cripple]

So as a mental exercise how would my fellow kiwis fix that bathroom? I'm thinking the cheapest option would be to remove the sink and replace it with a pedestal one instead, take out the bathtub and replace it with a shower. I don't think the sink replacement would be too bad but that bath to shower conversion is going to hurt.

On second thought they might want to get one of those combo toilets where the sink is built above the toilet, so your dirty water is used to flush. Still seems like it would be expensive.

As others have mentioned, I'd definitely take out the tub and knock down the wall to extend it at least ten feet. A "wet" bathroom may be an option. A wet bathroom has no delineated shower (they're common in East Asian countries) just a drain in the middle of the floor.

Given how C & J are only going to expand it's pointless to try to measure out a set shower area. I'd just do a hand held shower nozzle with a six foot reach, and put in a shower chair that can be changed out every 200lbs gained. Plus, as mentioned, rails everywhere and bariatric toilets.

And expand the door to six feet to fit a wheelchair when the bed bound sagas begin.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[weaselhat]

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Isn’t everyday a no bones day for these lazy cows?

 

[Angry New Ager]

As others have mentioned, I'd definitely take out the tub and knock down the wall to extend it at least ten feet. A "wet" bathroom may be an option. A wet bathroom has no delineated shower (they're common in East Asian countries) just a drain in the middle of the floor.

I agree; to get the space they really need, they're going to need to build a bump-out on the side of the house, and opt for a wet bathroom.

The other option is to keep the same footprint, but make the entire room just a shower, and convert the second bathroom to accommodate just a toilet and sink, with space to maneuver. That would take a 2-bath house and effectively reduce it to a 1-bath house, thus reducing its value, which is not going to make Corissa's lender happy.

They shouldn't even bother trying for a tub, as the ones big enough to accommodate either one of them are going to be too difficult for them to hoist themselves out of safely—unless, by some mysterious means, Corissa can afford one of those tubs with a water-tight door in the side, designed for elderly and disabled people (you get in, sit on a bench, shut and latch the door, turn on the water to let the tub fill around you, and then wait for it to drain afterwards before opening the door and letting yourself out).

Given how C & J are only going to expand it's pointless to try to measure out a set shower area. I'd just do a hand held shower nozzle with a six foot reach, and put in a shower chair that can be changed out every 200lbs gained. Plus, as mentioned, rails everywhere and bariatric toilets.

And expand the door to six feet to fit a wheelchair when the bed bound sagas begin.

You know your shit's gone way off the rails when these suggestions for your accessible bathroom are in no way overkill.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Both from J's IG:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This is weeby as fuck, but I just thought of Menchi from Excel Saga looking at those pics. AKA the dog that Excel would try to eat from time to time. Even as a joke, seeing him replaced so seamlessly with a baguette is cringey.

Poor dog. Both Nate and Corissa have failed him by turning him into a porker.

 

[Cripple]

Both from J's IG:
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That poor fucking dog is going to be bed bound first.