Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Null's Mad At The Internet on Cobra is live.

Jaybird said:
imo Josh could use some "normal" people in his life. Sitting in his apartment with a literal homeless methmonkey isn't good for him. He hates floorlord, he's just too scared or polite to tell him to fuck off.
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If Josh had a brother, or just a true life-long trusted friend, things would be much different.
 
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Null said:
Does he have a phone number he actually picks up?
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He won't answer phone calls from numbers he doesn't recognize but he'll answer texts if they're supportive or uplifting.
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Dick Pooman said:
Discord is the ultimate tard magnet. I'm always amazed at the massive amounts of drama that surrounds Josh of all people.
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It’s really pretty nasty. It’s annoying that people like spooky girl in the community get a pass for rotten behavior because “big tits cute face”. The more I’ve learned about the people who run the discord’s the more it shows how fucked up they are. You’re no longer laughing on the outside looking in, but becoming apart of the attraction. These buffoons think they really are cultivating content for the community when they are the problem itself. Josh will be funny no matter what he does. Drunk/sober, dry spell/no dry spell, etc. these people who are so possessive, gate keeping, and try to sabotage Josh are scum. Stop with the controlling behavior, get a life, and stop making cobras life your own. You are not his parent, handler, or care giver.
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
reddit is still reddit just because he was one of the decent ones he is still a redditor who should be hung
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My side point was that you didn't even fucking mention Bigeye other than praise. Yet you take credit for them leaving their unpaid position of 6 years. As though Bigeye looked at your account that was made in July, saw all the claims that sound like the writings of a scorned lover, and said wow I need leave.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I'm going to be the odd one out here BUUUUT
It's probably for the best that Null and Cobra didn't do an interview.
It might have been fun, who know, but I still think hands off is best for the most part.
That should apply to Null too.
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It's a tough one. I agree with you, but I also really wanted to hear the two Joshs chat
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I'm going to be the odd one out here BUUUUT
It's probably for the best that Null and Cobra didn't do an interview.
It might have been fun, who knows, but I still think hands off is best for the most part.
That should apply to Null too.
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I think it would have been neat to have him ask a few questions one-on-one without having half a dozen weirdo Discord faggots jockeying for attention at the same time
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I'm going to be the odd one out here BUUUUT
It's probably for the best that Null and Cobra didn't do an interview.
It might have been fun, who knows, but I still think hands off is best for the most part.
That should apply to Null too.
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I think it would've been nice to see an interview with Kobes where he definitely isn't being trolled but I agree that hands off is best.
Here's the remaining stream from Friday:
Start:
Drinking a fireball straight from the bottle. Feeling better from his flu. Going to do a video response to a rage bait Isayic Butterfield video. Bitching about women. Complains about tee spring.
2:29:
Puts on the video for 2 seconds. Feminism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and underwear advertising.
7:22:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations in shaving advertising. Feminism. Kobes shaves his pubes because its a personal preference.
12:01:
KingSoapraJFS . Brings up that he gave tactical soap to warlord and talks about their fight.
18:11:
Phone on airplane mode. Back to talking about warlord.
21:48
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in public shaving. Back to the video.
23:12:
Double standards in shaving products. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in shaving pubes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in stealing underwear. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS. Gender relations rant.
31:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in shaving pubes. Back to the video.
33:35:
Kobes gives dating tips. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes hates women. Back to gender relations and shaving.
35:43:
Talking about standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he's going to send isayic Butterfield some Tactical soap and beard oil. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tahxic masculinity.
39:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminist Instagram. Feminists hate men is a negative stereotype. Why can't we all just get along. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men are blamed for the worlds problems.
43:00:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cracks up laughing at a post that says people of all genders can get their periods. Talks about girls in school developing early. Stop plz.
46:41:
If dudes had periods. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains periods. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to periods. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares periods to facial hair.
51:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat. Back to periods.
54:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men with pms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bewbs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in nipples. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards men who support free the nipple are creeps.
57:50:
Men have gone to war for women. Gender roles Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Breastfeeding. Just go on chaturbate instead of creeping on Breastfeeding women. Breastfeeding scenarios.
1:01:55:
Baby's aren't allowed to drink alcohol you fucking cunts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to Breastfeeding. Spills his drink.
1:03:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bewbs and Gender relations. Gay joke. Stop sexualising cock. Stop sexualising women. Talking about 18 year old women.
1:08:07:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sexualising boobs and Gender relations. Talking about girls going through puberty. Body positivity. Talks about his donut burger.
1:11:08:
Nicocado avocado, Billie Eliajh. Kobes is a celebrity and people give him shit for having a skillet. Talking about Billie Eliajh's hair.
1:14:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women capitalise their looks and then blame society. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women showing off their tits and ass on Instagram. Kobes would do it if he could make a million dollars. Minimum Wage gap.
1:18:00:
Female empowerment. Kobes respects women. Body positivity movement is for all the ugly women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes has a legion of fan girls who regret rejecting him in high school. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:20:57:
Gender relations Double standards. Kobes is besties with Satan YouTube. Can't tame both sexes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
1:23:58:
Talks about his cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If a dude talked like this that would be narcissistic. Not being racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not trying to be an incel. Gender relations.
1:26:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Getting ready for a smoke. Gender relations. Dating scene rant. Shills tactical soap. Gives dating advice.
1:29:52:
Looks like golem here when he coughs and winks. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Fake British accent coming in nicely toobz. Talks about his wand.
1:32:54:
Smoke break.
1:36:47:
Returns. Talks about his wand again. 420 points for Slytherin. Back to the video.
1:38:22:
Talks about his wand again. Talks about wands and Harry Potter. Kobes is tired of Slytherin is bad and men are all evil. Back to the video.
1:40:53:
Gender relations Double standards and trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat is a bad slur. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
1:45:29:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in shaving.
1:48:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about women with pubes shaved into the shape of a pot leaf. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stop racism by saying power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys. Cishet male pride.
1:52:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
1:57:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lgbt relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Straightphobic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys. Trans racial. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys.
2:05:30:
Hes going to cry talking about his autism. He wants to use his satanic powers for good. Ableism rant.
2:07:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lack of human empathy in equality. Finishes the bottle of fireball. Back to the video. Dave Chapelle is just a black man doing his thing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat and black people. Can't let the haters get to you man
2:12:00:
I think he's ordering food. When women make food in our face. Oh the grand extravaganza. Its ridiculous. ????? Kobes gets tired of people fucking with him and his friends. It is what it is YouTube. Can't let the world get you down YouTube. Says he might do a food hack tomorrow and ends the stream.
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Tranzoot

Does Kobes think dragons are real? Sounds to me like he does.
Every time Kobes talks about being an energy vampire I think of Colin Robinson from What we do in the shadows.
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Here's Kobes 1st stream from Saturday:
Start:
Wearing his anti rape shirt. Still mad at Tee spring. Shows off what he received in a care package. Caroline reaper jerky, mac and cheese and a pink Floyd t-shirt. Reads the note.
3:15:
Slow mode makes it easier for Kobes to read comments and he doesn't get why it passes people off so much. He finishes reading the letter and says yeah whatever. Shows the rest of the stuff he received free alcohol and tobacco, hot sauce and pink salmon. He puts them away.
7:26:
Shills his po box.
9:00:
Puts on his green phantom costume. He might go to Frostys later.
11:50:
Behold the green phantom cobra. Happy Halloween fuckers. Trying some Wisconsin beer with a straw so he can keep the mask on. Takes the mask off. He can't complain because he has alcohol. Going to smear tactical soap all over his costume.
14:35:
Kobes is a rockstar and YouTube is his stage. Puts his mask back on. Fuck Cyraxx.
17:00:
Happy Halloween. He appreciates the free alcohol in the care package. His cloak will smell good in the bar tonight. Gonna smear tactical soap all over it. Reading chat.
19:00:
Halloween safety. Talks about his Ouija board video last year. Talks about his Halloween burger from last year and his eviction. Talks about Ozzy.
22:42:
Talks about Alisha Rhodey. Chat trying to troll him. Says he's trying to let her go.
24:32:
Talks about magic and the book of Thomas. Jesus and mosses were demon magicians. Going to do a video response. Looks for the video.
28:06:
Explains the video. Religion relations. Talks about his wand.
30:00:
Starts the video. Kobes is not surprised Muslims are attacking French Christians. Sand cunts. Complaining about people judging other people.
32:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about smoking cannabis in the clocktower. He's not a witch he's a demon warlock vampire who drains essence not blood. Starts smoking cannabis on the clocktower for 2 seconds. Talks about Notre dame fire and he used the bells in his songs. Coincidence? Back to the song.
35:44:
Kobes would rather win the lottery than end his dry spell. Dream house. Goes on between playing his song and talking about his dream house.
39:34:
Taking off his costume because he's sweating. Talks about how scary his costume is. Back to the song for 2 seconds Talks about his dream strain of marijuana . Moar beer. Back to the song for 2 seconds. Dream house. Back to the song. Says his music has gotten so much better. Muslim extremists making Muslims look bad.
44:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Fuck ISIS fuck the Taliban. Back to the video. Gets a burrito. Yukbang.
47:46:
This ain't cool. Murdering people because of their religion is fucked. Religious relations. Hate filled sand cunt mother fuckers. Wow. Peace in the middle east power to the people.
Religious relations.
52:38:
Back to the video. Talking shit about ISIS. Back to the video. Religious relations. Back to the video.
57:00:
Reads what's written on the screen. He says Frawnce. Very fancy. Religious relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Catholic jokes. Rosemary beads. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can't smoke in Disney movies anymore. Puts on a song.
1:04:28:
Catholic jokes. Back to the song. Talks about how chicks dig his cockiness. Giving dating advice. Back to the song.
1:08:25:
Of age nun sex scenario. Back to the video. Talks shit about Christianity.
1:11:06:
Talks about his drink. Spotted dick. I don't think Kobes knows that it's a dessert. Talks about going to the bar in his costume.
1:13:22:
Can crush for the fans. People offended by Halloween costumes. Moar beer. Talks about making more merch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cradle of filth is offensive but to actually do it is fucked.
1:17:56:
Bell towers.
1:21:35:
Talking about fans showing up to visit him because he's a celebrity. Being a celebrity is exhausting. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
1:23:24:
Talks about his imagination girlfriend. Back to talking about the video and church bells.
1:28:09:
Shills ocean hero. Looks up dirty jobs episode that they do Bell maker. Puts on a video about making alcohol instead.
1:34:58:
Talks about Richie upcoming stream. Puts on a video about your momma jokes. He repeats some of the jokes . Eating a burrito. That's what she said jokes. Back to the video.
1:41:30:
Talking about marshmallow and auto tune. Back to the video.
1:44:42:
Race relations. Back to the video.
1:48:25:
Times out a troll from chat for impersonating Ozzy. Talking shit to chat. If you can't laugh at farts you're way to uptight man borp. Reading chat.
1:51:20:
Gets the Caroline reaper Jerry and reads the packet. Bans someone from chat. Richie tells him his streams have ads so he is monitorised.
1:54:58:
Tries some and spits it out. Too spicy. Fuck everyone talking shit.
157:00:
Says he'll try it later and throws it in the trash. He's so mad.
1:58:26:
Eats a burrito. Talks about trolls texts that he hasn't received yet. 9/11 crying stream. Reads chat and yelling at chat for talking shit.
2:03:46:
Might go to the bar later he'll see how he's feeling. Talks about the Jerry being too spicy. Might try another piece a different time. Reads chat.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I'm going to be the odd one out here BUUUUT
It's probably for the best that Null and Cobra didn't do an interview.
It might have been fun, who knows, but I still think hands off is best for the most part.
That should apply to Null too.
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
It's a tough one. I agree with you, but I also really wanted to hear the two Joshs chat
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Oh as faggy and gatekeeping as it sounds I'm highly relieved Jord isn't getting bigger and bigger spotlights on him. It's gay to start getting upset when other people start trying to play with your lolcow, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT between the Discord degenerates and the Pisstroopers drifting in and out, i don't feel like more and more eyeballs on the Bad Boy bode well for keeping it... "natural", as it were.
 
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