Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I finally found the early high school crush lore video. Within the first minute alone he talks about sending her friend requests, canceling them, and re-sending them over and over again with an excuse that makes no sense, and then finally getting blocked after he sends a friend request thinking a previous friend request "didn't go through correctly"(?)

Spoiler: Archive

"She's another girl I stalked and sexually harassed I regret each and every one of them" - Gothic King Cobra (Timestamp @1:50)
"Let me give you some advice guys don't stalk and sexually harass girls it doesn't work, from one guy to another. It's not a great way to pick up chicks." (Timestamp @2:54)​

 

[Thomas Highway]

Cobes doesn't need alcohol to have a good time.


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT


Edit: Shout out to Mr. Duke lol.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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One of my favorite things to ever come from the Reddit page.

That is an absolute classic.
I found this christmas cocktail that I wrote down from last year here

Burn a cup of swiss miss hot cocoa (not a sponsor) in the microwave. Drink that halfway down. Fill up the other half with Evan Williams eggnog. Then a splash of RumChata. After your mug is almost running over with that. Drink about a 1/3 of it, then add Jack Daniels tennessee honey to the remaining combo.
"Christmas Cocktail: Holidays in a glass, youtube"

It's not bad at all, but completely amateurish to that Trapped one. However I guess I should concede that the Trapped one is possibly one of the best "oddball out doing his thing" docs I've ever seen, which is probably throwing off the curve.

The Trapped doc has good pacing. When the second doc focuses on him eating a burger for 15 minutes, it's very true-to-cobra, but not good for keeping the story going.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I finally found the early high school crush lore video. Within the first minute alone he talks about sending her friend requests, canceling them, and re-sending them over and over again with an excuse that makes no sense, and then finally getting blocked after he sends a friend request thinking a previous friend request "didn't go through correctly"(?)

Spoiler: Archive

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"She's another girl I stalked and sexually harassed I regret each and every one of them" - Gothic King Cobra (Timestamp @1:50)
"Let me give you some advice guys don't stalk and sexually harass girls it doesn't work, from one guy to another. It's not a great way to pick up chicks." (Timestamp @2:54)​

Whoa, he had hair back then.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Whoa, he had hair back then.

He went from a sturdy young dyke to the increasingly balding rockstar badboy villain we see before us today

 

[Thomas Highway]

@museum privilege saw you modding the stream tonight.

Are you going to cleanse your soul?

 

[SnusBurns]

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I have no idea if it has anything to do with our discussions of discord fags and mods here, but there has to be some stirring behind the scenes right now.

r/kingcobrajfs - See you around toobz.

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Another troll slayed. Praise Cobra's magic!

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I love this guy but the "hour and a half of faggotry before the show starts" is so gay. He did this last year too.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

@museum privilege saw you modding the stream tonight.

Are you going to cleanse your soul?

I think he and Games have been successfully chased away from here. Good riddance to bad weirdo faggots

 

[chimpSculpture]

I think he and Games have been successfully chased away from here. Good riddance to bad weirdo faggots

Better not come back here and post your thoughts, boy.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Spoiler: Courtney 'Null Slip'

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What a dog. Does she even have a neck?

 

[Thomas Highway]

Possible live stream if Casper internet starts working.

Edit: Warlord made the local news arrest list.

Weekly arrest report: (10/22/21 - 10/29/21)

CASPER, Wyo. — Here are the week's compiled arrest logs for law enforcement agencies in Natrona County. The logs represents law enforcement contact with

oilcity.news

 

[Dick Pooman]

Happy Halloween, toobz

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Edit: Warlord made the local news arrest list.

Weekly arrest report: (10/22/21 - 10/29/21)

CASPER, Wyo. — Here are the week's compiled arrest logs for law enforcement agencies in Natrona County. The logs represents law enforcement contact with

oilcity.news

His name is Alexzander? With a x and z?
Gross

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I love this guy but the "hour and a half of faggotry before the show starts" is so gay. He did this last year too.

I think that stream was started by accident, the promo he did for it said the stream was today. He posted the Shon video though

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Shon's Game: All Rooms and Riddles

I think he and Games have been successfully chased away from here. Good riddance to bad weirdo faggots

Everyone can post here as long as they follow the site rules, ignore them if you don't like them. The thread will likely get shit up for a bit after the King Cobra MATI stream and if there are Discord gay ops affecting the Reddit people will likely come from there who want to still post about Kobes and the thread will get shit up with that too for a while. People adapt or they leave, it happens whenever there's a group who are used to posting somewhere else start posting here.

Here's some archives from the last few days, I'll post the rest when I get a chance:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE food challange

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
He says Taco Bell gave him extra in his order of 12 nacho cheese Doritos locos. Straight into the Yukbang. The person who dropped the order off said there was a shortage.
2:40:
Says he appreciates the sauce hook up but this isn't what he ordered. Said they were out of the Doritos locos. He's got his eyes closed sleep eating.
5:30:
Feeling full. Shows off one of the tacos and said its sad looking because there's barely any filling. Thinks they were out of the fillings.
9:23:
Says taco Bell probably felt bad and gave him a load of burritos.
11:55:
Having one more. He's struggling. Sleep eating and going over the scenario of taco Bell being out of Doritos locos and giving him free burritos. Says its not a food challenge.
14:24:
Saving the rest for later. Talks about his order. Eyes closed.
19:35:
Going to make a drink combination with mango fiesta and baja blast. Says Taco Bell threw him for a loop by replacing the food items with different ones and this is why it's not a food challenge.
22:32:
Thinks Taco Bell see him as good free advertising.
23:40:
Taco John's is better because they have the potato olays. Makes his drink combination and explains it.
27:00:
Not as famous as Mr. Beast so he appreciates his viewers. Still talking about his drink combination. It's refreshing YouTube don't give up on Taco Bell.
30:14:
Kobes appreciates Taco Bell giving him free burritos in replacement but Taco John's is better. Back to talking about his drink combination.
33:35:
Talks about his order again. Going to gave the rest for lunch tomorrow TWU. Taco John's is better because Kobes is a Wyoming Knight. Talks about his drink combination. Talks about his food order.
39:21:
Talks about his drink combination. They will mix it for you at Taco Bell if you ask nicely. Not an alcoholic. Taco Bell hooked him up with the food order.
41:55:
Says he was craving Taco Bell because he's tipsy. Halloween weekend. Doing a drink combination without alcohol. Makes a joke that he got laid to make fun of his alcoholism.
Not an alcoholic though.
45:30:
Says the food items they were out of are probably so popular because of his videos. Cbd and Taco Bell TWU. Says he's been a lit more cautious with keeping his apartment clean and the demons he summons through the Ouija board.
48:00:
The demons acknowledge his power. Cobra cult. Fuck Christianity. His drink combination is the devil's soda pop. Back to talking about his order.
50:50:
Says he's not the smartest bloke on the planet but also not naïve. Saving his drink combination for later. Not an alcoholic.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE rant

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. Drinking mountain Dew and tropical storm from last night. Not mad about his taco Bell order being wrong because they gave him cheaper items instead of the ones he ordered. Going to the bar Saturday night so he can dress up and say happy Halloween after midnight. Talks about Christopher Reeves. People focus on him being in a wheelchair rather than a great actor. Kids don't care about political correctness they want candy. People who get offended on behalf of other people never stop to think about whether or not the people they are offended on behalf of are offended. Kobes hates wannabe woketards. Kobes understands not letting white people dress up as native Americans but stupid to not let people dress up as superman. Stream cuts off

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. Wearing his green phantom costume and drinking beer with a straw in Frostys. Happy Halloween. He'll stop the stream when he wants to stop it. Bud light platinum #notasponsor no copyright infringement intended. Fuck racism fuck sexism, power to the people.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Night Video

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. He's home now. Says he had a fantastic Halloween night but he got too tipsy and the bar cut him off. He didn't kiss any of age but every woman he walked past said he smelled good. Muh autism. His costume scared some people. Halloween isn't over yet folks it's only just begun

 

[Alabastr_Dragonoid]

Not to be off topic, but I watched that video of him talking about being sorry about the sexual harassment several times and left with a few questions. I know it was probably actually hell as he described it, puberty as an exceptional individual, so no judgements here. But what did he actually do? Does anyone know? He's very vague. I remember the dog story from another of his old videos, so was he just literally following her everywhere or did he actually make in person advances? I would desperately want to watch cobies talk face to face with a real of age woman that's not his homegirl.

 

[Jaybird]

Watching Dark Lord's antics, archiving them and enjoying them is fine.

Actively getting involved in order to sarcastically repeat Cobraisms while checking his phone for Reddit upvotes is not.

Josh was happier than he'd been in years when Matt visited.

Matt had him flexing, shredding guitar and doing puppet shows. Look at some of the sceeencaps. Josh sitting in his Bug Throne with a huge smile on his face thanks to Matt gassing him up.

imo Josh could use some "normal" people in his life. Sitting in his apartment with a literal homeless methmonkey isn't good for him. He hates floorlord, he's just too scared or polite to tell him to fuck off.

Courtney, Spooky "girl" and the rest of the discord faggots are the ones you need to direct your ire at. Not the dude that brought Josh some happiness for a few days.

Agree to disagree I suppose.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

I have no idea if it has anything to do with our discussions of discord fags and mods here, but there has to be some stirring behind the scenes right now.
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r/kingcobrajfs - See you around toobz.

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Another troll slayed. Praise Cobra's magic!

Kiwi did in a week what reddit couldn't do in 6 years that is efficiancy

 

[Jaybird]

He's more likely to respond to texts than calls, he never answers calls on Live's anyway but he does sometimes text back or send a voice note back

He's more likely to respond to texts than calls, he never answers calls on Live's anyway but he does sometimes text back or send a voice note back

The phone trolls (if you can even call them that) are the worst. Of course hes not going to answer when 99% of the calls are "FUCK YOU COBRA YOU STINK" or something equally retarded. If they'd tell him how amazing he is and then slowly work their way up to getting him to do/say something stupid they'd have much better luck.

Trolling is a art. Calling and telling him he's disgusting or whatever is just stupid.