Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jimmy snipes]

He said someone sent him wendys then reads it off, he ordered it and doesnt remember lol why would someone order that for him its not a troll order its his order lol

 

[The Bird]

New food review, 3 days old Wendy's Taki meal. He's eating it now because he "had other food already" and he "wasn't that hungry since Ozzy died"

I can’t help but wonder if it was in the fridge for those 3 days or not. He mentioned it being “left out for a hot minute”

 

[Coin flip]

I can’t help but wonder if it was in the fridge for those 3 days or not. He mentioned it being “left out for a hot minute”

This is Cobes we're talking about. He had that bag sitting out in his warm trailer for sure
edit: 2:20 "it is a little stale from being on the counter"

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I can’t help but wonder if it was in the fridge for those 3 days or not. He mentioned it being “left out for a hot minute”

Cmon man, you already know the answer

 

[Epikusername4]

New food review, 3 days old Wendy's Taki meal. He's eating it now because he "had other food already" and he "wasn't that hungry since Ozzy died"

that title is up there with fish numm for my tumm holy shit

 

[lebean]

that title is up there with fish numm for my tumm holy shit

Good to see the boy becoming sentient again and actually disclosing such facts in public. Usually, the boy has too much pride to let such embarassment tarnish his Goth intellect and competency.

 

[Anonymous Pool Services]

See if your fancy talking computer box can figure out what the everliving fuck is funny about the "horse lock and key" joke he always tells. It's driving my buddy and me crazy.

 

[titty nigga]

I can’t help but wonder if it was in the fridge for those 3 days or not. He mentioned it being “left out for a hot minute”

Just gotta leave that on the counter for a few days to cool off

 

[Ponzo]

I can’t help but wonder if it was in the fridge for those 3 days or not. He mentioned it being “left out for a hot minute”

He dry-aged it on the counter

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

>Cobes eats 3 day old Wendy's for content
If Jessica sees this, she'll think it's a sign Cobra misses her.

He dry-aged it on the counter
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And this is how you summon an ant or roach infestation. Thank god he doesn't share any walls with his neighbors this time.

I wonder how long it took his last 2 places to get infested with bugs.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Every single day for Josh is the same. Wake up in agony because of his teeth, the troles, his alcohol dependency. Stumble out of bed (if he even makes it to his bed) to drink. Turn on his PC and go onto chaturbate. Doordash some food. Watch brainrot on youtube. Respond to troles, maybe record content outside of griping about troles. Chaturbate some more. Eventually he'll have masturbated and drank himself to sleep. Repeat ad infinity.

Wow, when you spell it out like that, not only is his life incredibly grim, but it also sounds like it's incredibly boring as well. Sure it's nice to have a day to just veg out and do nothing, but every day? Doesn't jacking off and watching cartoon reruns get old after a while? Wouldn't Cobra want to go outside just to do something? How is he not bored out of his mind?

 

[Sugriva]

How is he not bored out of his mind?

 

[Epikusername4]

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[cobra fucker]

Our boy is live and chillin. Starting off kinda mopey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIjRQgJda8

 

[Orkeosaurus]

>ozzy's beeze geeze cover

 

[Gene Sinclair]

Our boy is live and chillin. Starting off kinda mopey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIjRQgJda8

Eating rotten food and streaming? Is our boy back?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It's a sad grumpy stream.

 

[cobra fucker]

That red sore on his arm is growing.

 

[Epikusername4]

you guys think cobes thinks ozzy is in heaven or hell right now

 

[lebean]

It's a sad grumpy stream.
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Damn, is the boy living life in the negative once more!?

Asperger's Syndrome is the reason for him coming off socially awkward or creepy.
However, he neutralizes such debilitating condition by applying tactical soap.
Such cognitive and chemical jiu-jitsu is definitely what's up, toobz.

"I got alcohol -- you don't have to send me more. . . BUT. . I will have the I.D. ready."

Alogs want to see this man drowning in Everclear, doodt.

"I will kill Cyraxx to bring Ozzy back."

Better not make threats live on stream again, boy. .