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Aeon Path said:
He's the most documented person in earth, and the recent influx of... meddling weens proves that his shenanigans are interesting to newer generations.
Like it or not, he's a pretty iconic part of a very... colorful part of the history of the internet, one part that I'd suspect will always have a strong nostalgic appeal, and that will only get stronger with time. To many people Chris is the Avatar of the last days of the "wild west internet", the last lolcowboy. He will not disappear in a long time, and I'd say he'll survive as a sort of urban legend when everyone interested on him today are dead.
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I think the life of Muhammad might be more documented, but I don't know for sure.
 
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Coupon11 said:
It's not such a simple decision to revoke someone's internet access. Sometimes kids can end up smarter when they grow up using their Internet access to learn about things, read Wikipedia, and such.
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Yeah, but most would restrict it as soon as their tard starts yelling at the compooter 24/7 and people are calling their house all the time to harass them
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Does Chris know Fanta was created by Nazis when they couldn't import Coca Cola? He likes a salty Nazi drink.
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I did not know that.

Nazis just keep worming their way into Chris's life from his birthday, the idea guys planting their bullshit into Chris's mind, and Chris running his imaginary city-state in a way that Hitler would cream himself over.

Hell like Hitler himself, Chris was a crappy artist who eventually founded a cult of followers to enact his will on society. Only difference is that Hitler wasn't fat and actually was able to inflict his insane views on society for the worst. And sadly Hitler was actually able to have sex with someone who wasn't a prostitute or his own mother.

Chris lost to fucking Hitler.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
Hell like Hitler himself, Chris was a crappy artist who eventually founded a cult of followers to enact his will on society.
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Hitler wasn't a terrible artist, to be honest. His works were bland, but his attention to color wasn't bad and he did have a keen eye for the Neoclassicism he liked and forwarded to his "Happy Windmill of Peace" Party. I mean, you can't deny the SS Uniforms weren't the most badass looking in modern history, right? He somehow became a worst maniac than Stalin solely because he lost the War while Stalin killed more folks and is only vilified only because he lost. To the victors come the spoils of war where history is written by the winner.

Chris just writes inane crap.
 
Reading these replies from Chris about wanting to buy leather sneakers from the commissary he seems to have gotten institutionalised really quickly, I wonder if he’ll start missing jail once he leaves? (Especially if he ends up homeless)

The structured living, decent food (According to Chris), things to work towards in form of commissionaires and so on.

In an ideal world Chris would have been placed in one of those special needs group homes a decade or so ago since from what he’s saying it would have probably suited him quite well.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Reading these replies from Chris about wanting to buy leather sneakers from the commissary he seems to have gotten institutionalised really quickly, I wonder if he’ll start missing jail once he leaves? (Especially if he ends up homeless)

The structured living, decent food (According to Chris), things to work towards in form of commissionaires and so on.

In an ideal world Chris would have been placed in one of those special needs group homes a decade or so ago since from what he’s saying it would have probably suited him quite well.
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Yeah, it's quite strange that Chris (according to himself anyway) has adjusted pretty well to jail. In the past he absolutely hated jail because it was an insult to his dignity. Now he's claiming to be Jesus, but after that one letter when he asked the Governor of Virginia and the President to pardon him, he seems to be doing faily OK.
I think Chris might miss jail in the same way some people might miss life in the military: sure it was a unique experience and life was stable, but he wouldn't want to go back in there again, even if he could totally handle a second stay in jail.
I doubt Chris worked for his commissary though.
 
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OkiiManko said:
I think he'll be remembered as the face of mass hysteria that is identity politics ̣ Tumblr and Buzzfeed make you think you are only special if youŕe different and encourage you to become tranny otherkin furry LGBTQ ̣

Unfortunately, the further you differentiate yourself from people the more lonely and deranged you become ̣ Without reality checks you can find yourself in a situation where you are encouraged to pretend to be a cartoon character for months on end and righteously believe you are allowed to do anything including fucking your own mother ̣

You personally drank the kool aid but came back from it
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LMAO

Michael Bijan Afghani / Samantha Afghani / CWCIslam / Coupon11

came back from it indeed

not enough rainbows in the world
 
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Still can't figure out if Chris truly believes his delusions or if it's just an elaborate fantasy in his head and he knows deep down inside that none of it is real. Perhaps a bit of both - started out just using his daydreams as a way to cope with his crappy life, but as things kept spiralling downward and his mental health kept deteriorating he began to believe it was real.

(Also it's simultaneously funny and just... awful, for lack of a better word, that people who have these sorts of delusions, that they can bend reality, make fiction real somehow, always seem to base them around cartoons and incredibly childish shit - not just Chris but also that Webby kid who posted here last year about his underage duck waifu, and probably plenty of others I just can't think of. I guess it speaks to their lack of intelligence, hence a childish outlook on life, but it'd be far more entertaining if some schizo rambled on and on about how he's totally the reincarnation of some obscure historical figure, or something otherwise more sophisticated than talking cartoon animals.)
 
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just a cat said:
Still can't figure out if Chris truly believes his delusions or if it's just an elaborate fantasy in his head and he knows deep down inside that none of it is real. Perhaps a bit of both - started out just using his daydreams as a way to cope with his crappy life, but as things kept spiralling downward and his mental health kept deteriorating he began to believe it was real.
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It's a bit of both but mostly the former. Even before Bob's death with how the character feels with troll pictures and Alec calls thinking the fictional worlds are real. As well he did not want to kill the characters because it will hurt him more and they told him that did not want to die.
It could be his autism not understanding what is real and what is not real or his ego being so smug to Alec that his oc world is best and all the characters love him and better than the real world where people do not like him.
 
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Edmund McMillen, co-creator of Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac and one of Chris's most notable paypig, dresses as you-know-who for Halloween.
 
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Edmund McMillen, co-creator of Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac and one of Chris's most notable paypig, dresses as you-know-who for Halloween.
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That's no longer canon. He should have donned a sea weed green skullet wig, Ill fitting women's Wal mart tank top, and a gross mini skirt with beat up tennis shoes. Also, he needed the accessories of a prosthetic triple chin and more glaze on the medallion.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
That's no longer canon. He should have donned a sea weed green skullet wig, Ill fitting women's Wal mart tank top, and a gross mini skirt with beat up tennis shoes. Also, he needed the accessories of a prosthetic triple chin and more glaze on the medallion.
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Plus his tagline would be more along the lines of "I was healing Barb!" or some shit.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
That's no longer canon. He should have donned a sea weed green skullet wig, Ill fitting women's Wal mart tank top, and a gross mini skirt with beat up tennis shoes. Also, he needed the accessories of a prosthetic triple chin and more glaze on the medallion.
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Imagine if people starting cosplaying as that? Good luck to the exceptional individual who would do that, then be ejected from the con for insensitivity.
 
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