DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kornheiser]

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What is this face? I have no words. Comments disabled btw.

Did he suffer a stroke while taking the pic?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Well that picture just screams stranger danger.

And TBH smart move to disable comments.

 

[clownpiss]

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trying to stretch the skin on his face by pulling it forward so he looks less like a weathered leather glove, instead he just looks like a fucking weird pedo

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil trying to be a snobby food critic is hilarious. Anyone who has seen his cooking (along with his past (fast?) feasts) knows that whatever comes out of his mouth is the same contents of his head when it comes to cuisine: pure bullshit. It's funny how he's bashing American food for being bland, but last week bashed the Japanese for thinking KFC was the pinnacle of American food. One wonders how many splinters he's gotten in his gouty ass from all of the fence riding he's been doing.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

One wonders how many splinters he's gotten in his gouty ass from all of the fence riding he's been doing.

I wouldn't call it fence riding, I think Phil has always lacked any consistency of opinion on anything. He lacks the self awareness to even have cognitive dissonance, much less recognize it. He's got a dog-brain, but less likeable.

 

[Lolidaki]

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boomer in headlights? these are always so forced and cringy. also, i don't believe this fatass has never had those cookies since childhood, he did not buy those just for his shitty cosplay.

 

[DZoomer]

Phil trying to be a snobby food critic is hilarious. Anyone who has seen his cooking (along with his past (fast?) feasts) knows that whatever comes out of his mouth is the same contents of his head when it comes to cuisine: pure bullshit. It's funny how he's bashing American food for being bland, but last week bashed the Japanese for thinking KFC was the pinnacle of American food. One wonders how many splinters he's gotten in his gouty ass from all of the fence riding he's been doing.

He even mentioned soul food. I'm not American, but isn't soul food anything but bland? I always see Tevin Americans boasting about how flavorful their food is.

I'd love to see Phil saying that in front of a black person. I know, impossible, but imagine Phil's reaction if a black person got up and personal with him saying that he doesn't know shit about soul food. He'd probably shit his pants and bite off his own fingers.

 

[Iron Father]

Was Cookie Monster the most appropriate costume he's ever worn? Greedy fat children's entertaining muppet that mindlessly gorges on unhealthy food and has a bottomless need for more. 10/10.

Spoiler

 

[Darksfadil]

Phil smells those troll contributions, that's the only reason he's responding. Keem was a horrible person too, which only dropped over time as he got boring and his Youtube drama shit kinda got phased out. So, I have no horse in this, may they both kill each other.

Lol no, he's responding because

He even mentioned soul food. I'm not American, but isn't soul food anything but bland? I always see Tevin Americans boasting about how flavorful their food is.

I'd love to see Phil saying that in front of a black person. I know, impossible, but imagine Phil's reaction if a black person got up and personal with him saying that he doesn't know shit about soul food. He'd probably shit his pants and bite off his own fingers.

Black Americans have the worst taste in everything, so I would take what any of them say with a grain of salt.

 

[YokuNama]

Phil trying to be a snobby food critic is hilarious. Anyone who has seen his cooking (along with his past (fast?) feasts) knows that whatever comes out of his mouth is the same contents of his head when it comes to cuisine: pure bullshit. It's funny how he's bashing American food for being bland, but last week bashed the Japanese for thinking KFC was the pinnacle of American food. One wonders how many splinters he's gotten in his gouty ass from all of the fence riding he's been doing.

Someone should of Superchatted and asked is that shit better than his wife's cooking so I could watch him either reel back everything he said or just outright ban the guy for even asking.

I think him saying soul food is "bland" was probably a misspoken phrase he used since he utterly hates/scared being around black people and wouldn't step foot in a restaurant or house full of them. Probably meant fast food but of course said something else because he just makes up lies as he goes.

Its also amazing how big-headed he is with food considering the slop he makes:



He doesn't even go anywhere. Everything he gets is door dashed luke-warm to the house. He can't give an opinion on anyone's food legitimately.

 

[Iron Father]

I remember Phil saying the only time he ever had soul food was when he went to Texas for a convention, and he said it was delicious. So not sure where this "soul food is bland" shit is coming from all of a sudden.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil's opinion on anything is about as boring and pointless as it gets. Why do people care? He's a shut-in with the most myopic mindset you'll see from anyone.

 

[Surly Muppet]

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He's actually been learning from his parasitic peers on Instagram: high angle to conceal unappealing elements like a (robust) double chin, popular junk food they don't actually enjoy to create a sense of relatability and hopefully bait some free merch, infantile furry-esque costume to appeal to a degen audience, wide eyes, and a pouty 'o-face' that accentuates the lips.

Some classic e-thot techniques Phil, well done. Derich will have to wash his matching onesie after tonight for sure.

 

[YokuNama]

So not sure where this "soul food is bland" shit is coming from all of a sudden.

Like everything else that comes out of his mouth:

Out of his ass.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Someone should of Superchatted and asked is that shit better than his wife's cooking so I could watch him either reel back everything he said or just outright ban the guy for even asking.

I think him saying soul food is "bland" was probably a misspoken phrase he used since he utterly hates/scared being around black people and wouldn't step foot in a restaurant or house full of them. Probably meant fast food but of course said something else because he just makes up lies as he goes.

Its also amazing how big-headed he is with food considering the slop he makes:

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He doesn't even go anywhere. Everything he gets is door dashed luke-warm to the house. He can't give an opinion on anyone's food legitimately.

He hasn't mentioned Khet making her famous Tuna Noodle casserole in a long time making me believe she's flown the snort fort. Get that alimony girl!

 

[Iron Father]

He talks about "American food" like it's a mono-culture. American food is actually extremely diverse, but because he's spent his whole life sucking down greasy pizza, burgers and hotdogs he thinks American food is bland and his head explodes being exposed to falafel and hummus.

Absolute hermit.

Also, look at how clown-mode he acts trying food and then compare that to how he treats video games lmao. Loves gorging, hates video games.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He talks about "American food" like it's a mono-culture. American food is actually extremely diverse, but because he's spent his whole life sucking down greasy pizza, burgers and hotdogs he thinks American food is bland and his head explodes being exposed to falafel and hummus.

The other irony here is that what he considers to be 'Italian Food' would largely be regarded as 'American' by anyone in Italy, since it has deviated so far from traditional recipes. Even what he interprets to be ethnic food really isn't.

There was a great (and bizarre) portion towards the end of Slopping in the Trough with the Pig tonight where he was complaining that nobody had told him how flavorful Mediterranean cuisine was, and wondering why he had only just discovered it now. It says a lot more that a man who was almost 40 has never thought to try different kinds of cultural foods until prompted to do so as a meme for his streams that he can use to bait money. Instead he vaguely blames other people for not telling him about it.

Extrapolating on that, the only reason Phil is an ignorant shut-in is because nobody has told him how to live any differently. We're each of us responsible for the failure that is Phil Burnell.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Revenue breakdown for October 2021:
Tips (gross): $7,863
Patreon (gross): $379
Super Chats (gross): $2,579
YT Memberships (gross): $1,172
YT Ads (gross): $1,438
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Net revenue: $11,925 (↑$1,014 // ↑9%)
Time streamed: 186 hours & 13 minutes
Net hourly wage: $64 per hour
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Memberships:
Current:

265 members (down 29 members for the month)​

All-time high:

294 members (09-29-21)​

 

[Iron Father]

And people think "the incident" was the only time this guy jacked himself off live.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Revenue breakdown for October 2021:
Tips (gross): $7,863
Patreon (gross): $379
Super Chats (gross): $2,579
YT Memberships (gross): $1,172
YT Ads (gross): $1,438
=================================
Net revenue: $11,925 (↑$1,014 // ↑9%)
Time streamed: 186 hours & 13 minutes
Net hourly wage: $64 per hour
=================================
Memberships:
Current:

265 members (down 29 members for the month)​

All-time high:

294 members (09-29-21)​

Piece of Peace out here doing the damn thing crunching numbers and watching Phils's boring content to get the stats is something that should be praised!