Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
He is such an abysmal loser, he thinks people are impressed by high IQ's these days. I spit on your brain, pipsqueak.
I'm impressed by the petty things high IQ people are wont to do. I've met some stupidly high IQ people. It wasn't used for crazy physics or math, they used it for dumb shit like making complicated optical illusions.
 
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And if did manage to hurt or destroy the Farms..He has No ideal what open season on Shit Lips would be like.
He is too ignorant to see what comes next in reality.
The truth is we really are the only ones who pay attention to him and that includes the likes he pays for.
The only way Russell would bring down any website is if he stumbled into the server room and accidentally spilled his slurpee on some server cabinet.

Instead he chooses to waste...however many dollars he's wasted, plus however many thousands of dollars of other people's money, filing all these bullshit lawsuits and wasting everyone's time.
 
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Just keep talking shit about that judge...
Mensa is considered the entry-level easy society as far as IQ groups go. The “this is as basic as you can get, wave this roster around to impress your friends at book club” group, accepting anyone with a score of about 130. Meanwhile, actual exclusive IQ groups have a minimum cut-off between 146 (triple nine) and 160 (prometheus).

Mensa is the Participation Award of high-IQ societies…you squeak by on the tests with a 131, pay your fees and tuck that membership card into your handbag so you can wave it about in that cow Jillian’s face at the next mum’s group meetup, after Jillian brags about her idiot son’s science project. Well our son comes from a family of geniuses Jillian, so fuck right off!

And yet Russ still would never get in, since he clearly has an average or slightly below-average IQ.

Also IQ tests are generally rubbish. They don’t test for artistic abilities or anything non-concrete. The only people who brag about IQ scores are soundly average people who want to be seen as smart.

It’s like how designer handbag brands carry two lines of product: one with garish, obvious logos and trademarked patterns all over, so the average women can pretend to be rich and announce to the world that they’re wearing such-and-such expensive brand…and the other line of product, for actual rich as fuck people, which has extremely restrained or hidden logo and trademarking, because real rich people don’t need to brag or advertise their wealth.
 
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Now that's a halloween mask.
I don't know why this hasn't come up more but I would fucking kill to see his audition video, that picture has had me in hysterics for days! He looks so fucking haggard and unhinged, even more so than usual which is seriously saying something.
Can you imagine the plights? The saggy-faced slackjawed drooling pleas, way too close to the camera and complete with his nubby orc hands, sequined jacket, keytar and soulless eyes? It could very well be the crown jewel of Russtory. At least until his next insane endeavor.
 
It just dawned on me.Russ is living the novel Don Quixote.He sees himself as a knight bringing honor to maidens & chivalry , he sees imaginary enemies and here is the kicker..He is ALWAYS right even if society says he is wrong.
He is living a book. It all makes sense now.
He better try not tilting windmills.
Don Quixote was a proto-lolcow.
 
I don't know why this hasn't come up more but I would fucking kill to see his audition video, that picture has had me in hysterics for days! He looks so fucking haggard and unhinged, even more so than usual which is seriously saying something.
Can you imagine the plights? The saggy-faced slackjawed drooling pleas, way too close to the camera and complete with his nubby orc hands, sequined jacket, keytar and soulless eyes? It could very well be the crown jewel of Russtory. At least until his next insane endeavor.
I really want the audition video to end with a message like Yo Yovanna did. The band stops playing and Russ shambles up to the camera all haggard in his sequin suit.

"I LOVE YOU HEIDI KLUM PLEASE DATE ME YOU'RE SO HOT I'M SUCH AN UNDERDOG I HAVE PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT I HAVE PLIGHTS LET ME WIN THE SHOW HEIDI..."

And on and on.
 
I'm late (Halloween is a very busy time of year for beings like myself, not to mention all the idiot kids tramping up and down my bridge) but I'd legitimately start with a bid of $100 if Josh can get his hands on the Nazi summer camp manuscript. I'll start at $200 if we can do a live superchat/table read of it, like that episode of The Office. In the meantime I'll send a couple bucks because I refuse to let Crusty Rusty even have a glimmer of hope in being successful in this idiotic pursuit.
 
I'm late (Halloween is a very busy time of year for beings like myself, not to mention all the idiot kids tramping up and down my bridge) but I'd legitimately start with a bid of $100 if Josh can get his hands on the Nazi summer camp manuscript. I'll start at $200 if we can do a live superchat/table read of it, like that episode of The Office. In the meantime I'll send a couple bucks because I refuse to let Crusty Rusty even have a glimmer of hope in being successful in this idiotic pursuit.
That Nazi teen summer-romp that he wrote was the funniest thing I've read.
He tried writing it as a serious look at the Auztwitz death camp, but it came off as somebody who writes for Stormfront who thinks the concentration camps weren't all that bad.
 
That Nazi teen summer-romp that he wrote was the funniest thing I've read.
He tried writing it as a serious look at the Auztwitz death camp, but it came off as somebody who writes for Stormfront who thinks the concentration camps weren't all that bad.
We really need to do a dramatic reading of that. If we livestreamed a performance, we might even get some lawyer cash for Null.

If we can't do that, we should at least do dramatic recreations of some of the allegations in his lolsuits. I want to recreate the scene where the VP of legal gets all her staff together and explicitly tells them to ignore Russ's emails, because as a lawyer she knows the best way to deal with the disabled is to discriminate them. *thunderclap* *evil laugh*
 
I really want the audition video to end with a message like Yo Yovanna did. The band stops playing and Russ shambles up to the camera all haggard in his sequin suit.

"I LOVE YOU HEIDI KLUM PLEASE DATE ME YOU'RE SO HOT I'M SUCH AN UNDERDOG I HAVE PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT I HAVE PLIGHTS LET ME WIN THE SHOW HEIDI..."

And on and on.
He was definitely planning something like this.

During the live performance everyone would be so impressed with his song. When it ends, His accommodations would dutifully walk off stage so that everyone could focus on the true star of the show

He would then take the microphone, explain his plights, explain just how inspirational he was, and ask out Heidi on national television.

And dirty rotten producers and Josh took all of this away from him
 
I find it hilarious that Russ is so bizarre he has all these people willing to pay money to continue observing and discussing him. He's literally a 21st century circus freak at this point.
At least Circus freaks made decent livings to fortunes being freaks. Russ can't even figure out how to monetize his infamy one iota.

Yo Yovanna has almost 18k views on his YouTube channel and Gourdhead's about page has almost 28k views. I don't think he gets any $ from YT because adds don't play when I view his stuff. There's a few YouTube mirrors of all his postings and more I dunno if any of those are $ generating but bet some are. None of his Weebly based sites (russellgreer.com and asafernevada.com) have ads or revenue generation of any sort. He is paying some $ just for the longshot of someone else rocketing him to stardom when he could milk his infamy for all it's worth. Imagine the views he gets just from hate, curiousity, and gawking.

If he monetized Yo Yovanna his real copyright battle would be easy and winnable stomp out the mirrors with "me make this and post first" messages to YT support. Great parody like TheGreatCicirati remains untouched of course.

He can't even get being a freak right lol.
 
90 at the most. He can navigate daily life, he knows you have to pay bills, and you have to have a job for that. But beyond that, he doesn't have the faintest notion how the world works.
Even if it is higher, IQ really doesn’t mean shit as a serious estimation of someone’s intellect, emotional maturity, flexibility and charisma are all much more important than some out of date Mensa exam. Greer has none of these, he has no concept of how real world logic works, makes frivolous and impotent threats at massive companies to no effect, and the emotional maturity of a dead leaf, so IQ really isn’t doing him any favours.
 
At least Circus freaks made decent livings to fortunes being freaks. Russ can't even figure out how to monetize his infamy one iota.

Yo Yovanna has almost 18k views on his YouTube channel and Gourdhead's about page has almost 28k views. I don't think he gets any $ from YT because adds don't play when I view his stuff. There's a few YouTube mirrors of all his postings and more I dunno if any of those are $ generating but bet some are. None of his Weebly based sites (russellgreer.com and asafernevada.com) have ads or revenue generation of any sort. He is paying some $ just for the longshot of someone else rocketing him to stardom when he could milk his infamy for all it's worth. Imagine the views he gets just from hate, curiousity, and gawking.

If he monetized Yo Yovanna his real copyright battle would be easy and winnable stomp out the mirrors with "me make this and post first" messages to YT support. Great parody like TheGreatCicirati remains untouched of course.

He can't even get being a freak right lol.
To get on YouTube’s Partner Program you need 1000 subs and 4000 watch hours. Looking at his channel, he has 362 subs. I doubt Ratface has the watch hours based on the video length, but maybe. Either way he wouldn’t qualify for the program yet.
 
There's a reason IQ scores are no longer used as the sole method of qualifying one's intelligence level these days. Scoring a person's level of intelligence is done using several different tools, tests, and methods these days because we understand that there is a lot more to it. It's more like a spectrum. You can have a high IQ score, but still be essentially dumb as a sack of hammers because you're not able to harness that intelligence and make it work for you on command, or because you have intellectual deficiencies or cognitive issues elsewhere. And if Shit-Lips has a "Mensa IQ" then let's see him prove it. Let's see him take a certified IQ test and display the results uncropped and undoctored.
A high IQ still requires a certain aptitude elsewhere to equate to functional intelligence. A high IQ means you're good at what you do, not that you're doing any good. If Russ has an abnormally high IQ (which I doubt, but for the sake of argument), he could be using some incredibly creative and complex methods of manipulation and self-deception in order to maintain some level of comfort, stability, and predictability in his daily life. Stability and predictability shred IQ naturally though, so without proper struggle to hone his grit, he'd be getting dumber no matter what. Scary thought when he probably was just barely in the triple digits at his sharpest.
 
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