Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Anal birth]

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Trying to hide his shit quads and calves

 

[feral cat #6385]

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He's almost doing the splits. He looks so stupid trying to look tough. Nice spongebob shirt.

Manlet Cali.

 

[TurdFondler]

He's doing that thing where you push your biceps out with your hands

 

[Fatafata v2]

Isn't it a bit retarded to work out in sandels? Can't imagine it is great for any sort of standing sets and maintaining balance/grip

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

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He's almost doing the splits. He looks so stupid trying to look tough. Nice spongebob shirt.

He looks especially stupid because he looks like motherfucking Sonic in that stance lmao.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Nope, it was Green Hills Mall, it's a little bit further than Opry Mills, but if you ABSOLUTELY need something from Gucci or Louis, 30 minutes is nothing. Something interesting of note, one of the best Vietnamese restaurants is located nearby, Miss Saigon, of which Jack has yet to try in his years living in Nashville.

Jack and eating in a Vietnamese restaurant, yeah sure. Seriously, what should fatso even eat in a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho? Rau Muong? Ca Kho To? Bun Bo Hue?
If there's not enough meat in it (everything less than a half pound of it) he won't eat it.
That fat worthless sack of shit will never set foot into a Korean, Japanese or Vietnamese restaurant. Even if he would, most likely he would rate them one star reviews because they don't have burgers and the portions were (by his "standards") too small, not even starting how he would treat the Asian waiting staff with his barely contained racism.
If you wanna know where the morbidly obese, uncultured, dumb american cliche comes from, look at people like Jack.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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He's almost doing the splits. He looks so stupid trying to look tough. Nice spongebob shirt.

He looks so god damn gay especially with those guys next to him.

 

[p1138]

Jack and eating in a Vietnamese restaurant, yeah sure. Seriously, what should fatso even eat in a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho? Rau Muong? Ca Kho To? Bun Bo Hue?
If there's not enough meat in it (everything less than a half pound of it) he won't eat it.
That fat worthless sack of shit will never set foot into a Korean, Japanese or Vietnamese restaurant. Even if he would, most likely he would rate them one star reviews because they don't have burgers and the portions were (by his "standards") too small, not even starting how he would treat the Asian waiting staff with his barely contained racism.
If you wanna know where the morbidly obese, uncultured, dumb american cliche comes from, look at people like Jack.

He's been to Japanese and Korean places(other than the recent teppanyaki joint) years ago on his fat on the go channel. He admitted back in 2011 that he had been around those places in southern california for years, never went to them, then damn near immediately after turned his fat on the go to chain burger and bbq only because the asian restaurants didn't have enough meat and cheese for him.

 

[Fatafata v2]

He's been to Japanese and Korean places(other than the recent teppanyaki joint) years ago on his fat on the go channel. He admitted back in 2011 that he had been around those places in southern california for years, never went to them, then damn near immediately after turned his fat on the go to chain burger and bbq only because the asian restaurants didn't have enough meat and cheese for him.

He's actually made pho a couple of times, and even made kimchi back in CA (took a few liberties, but actually not a bad effort). He did did a lolcow effort with a Mexican friend of his when they made some galbi or something like that.

Jack's an idiot, and these days completely useless and lazy, however 10 years he did use to try and did experiment.

For the relative newcomers there is a goldmine of stuff there to discover.

 

[densedance]

If you wanna know where the morbidly obese, uncultured, dumb american cliche comes from, look at people like Jack.

He would go to those places for sure, only to eat Sweet Sour Chicken & all the other generic authentic bullshit.

 

[ZipDisk]

I loved when Rick & Morty skewered Panda express. Morty and Summer acted like they had different tastes, and then they both wanted "sugar chicken"

 

[rubytintedchix]

He's actually made pho a couple of times, and even made kimchi back in CA (took a few liberties, but actually not a bad effort). He did did a lolcow effort with a Mexican friend of his when they made some galbi or something like that.

Jack's an idiot, and these days completely useless and lazy, however 10 years he did use to try and did experiment.

For the relative newcomers there is a goldmine of stuff there to discover.

Jack fucked up pho the 3 times he attempted it.

The first time he had raw beef to put in not hot enough broth. Plus he cut the beef too thick for it to properly cook anyway.

Second time was probably the best attempt, but still not exactly great.

Third time, he makes straight up tallow.

Edit. Brace yourselves. The wrapped cabinets are coming.

Spoiler: Christmasfag

 

[TurdFondler]

Isn't it a bit exceptional to work out in sandels? Can't imagine it is great for any sort of standing sets and maintaining balance/grip

Now that you mention it most gyms have a "closed toe shoes only" rule

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Jack fucked up pho the 3 times he attempted it.

The first time he had raw beef to put in not hot enough broth. Plus he cut the beef too thick for it to properly cook anyway.

Second time was probably the best attempt, but still not exactly great.

Third time, he makes straight up tallow.

Edit. Brace yourselves. The wrapped cabinets are coming.

Spoiler: Christmasfag

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Of course his Holiday playlist is nothing but Bing Crosby. Ffs Jack.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Of course his Holiday playlist is nothing but Bing Crosby. Ffs Jack.

Well Bing did preform in Blackface in the film Holiday Inn so I guess that's the closest Jack is coming to listening to a black artist.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack and eating in a Vietnamese restaurant, yeah sure. Seriously, what should fatso even eat in a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho? Rau Muong? Ca Kho To? Bun Bo Hue?
If there's not enough meat in it (everything less than a half pound of it) he won't eat it.
That fat worthless sack of shit will never set foot into a Korean, Japanese or Vietnamese restaurant. Even if he would, most likely he would rate them one star reviews because they don't have burgers and the portions were (by his "standards") too small, not even starting how he would treat the Asian waiting staff with his barely contained racism.
If you wanna know where the morbidly obese, uncultured, dumb american cliche comes from, look at people like Jack.

He's done Korean before but was confused by all the different banchan that were brought out as part of the meal. And he's done Vietnamese or at least claimed that he used to really like pho and has tried to make it on his show and failed. I mean this asshole used anise instead of star anise in his broth. A broth which was store bought and he just spiced it up. And you're supposed to cut the meat really thin but "thin" slices for Mushbrain is a huge misshapen piece for everybody else.

It's just since moving to Hendersonville he's stagnated and only seems interested in meat, BBQ and more meat.

Jack fucked up pho the 3 times he attempted it.

The first time he had raw beef to put in not hot enough broth. Plus he cut the beef too thick for it to properly cook anyway.

Second time was probably the best attempt, but still not exactly great.

Third time, he makes straight up tallow.

Edit. Brace yourselves. The wrapped cabinets are coming.

Spoiler: Christmasfag

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And of course he's "happy" when listening to Christmas music because he's just a child inside. He's just looking forward to all the toys he can buy with Big T's money.

 

[p1138]

And of course he's "happy" when listening to Christmas music because he's just a child inside. He's just looking forward to all the toys he can buy with Big T's money.

The best part about that is how he needs to point out how he starts listening to the shit a month earlier than everyone else...

No Jack, no one just sits around playing Christmas music because any normal human being gets more than enough of it just being out and about during the month of December.

I can't wait until he starts going on about how much of a good christian he is, whining about something corporate like starbucks cups or whatever this year, and then immediately following it up with some gross consumerism bullshit that just goes over his head. He's already thrown a racist tantrum about a retail ad, might comment on people fighting over TVs on black friday while whining for Tammy to take him to go buy a $2 bacon cooker thing or whatever during the mess. Hell, he might even throw a fit about overhearing a retail or restaurant employee complaining about hearing Christmas music while failing to realize they're stuck 2 weeks into the season listening to the shit for 8 hours a day.

 

[Tiresome]

Oh, Bing Crosby, the alleged child abuser. That checks out.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack fucked up pho the 3 times he attempted it.

The first time he had raw beef to put in not hot enough broth. Plus he cut the beef too thick for it to properly cook anyway.

Second time was probably the best attempt, but still not exactly great.

Third time, he makes straight up tallow.

Edit. Brace yourselves. The wrapped cabinets are coming.

Spoiler: Christmasfag

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Absolutely phogettable, phocked-up attempt just like his barely-phonctioning arm. I guess he needs to brush up on the phonda- alright alright I'll phock off now.

He's seriously gonna listen to badda bing crosby for two—three months? Christ. There's such a thing as too much of a fucking holiday, Jack.

 

[Aaway]

Jack and eating in a Vietnamese restaurant, yeah sure. Seriously, what should fatso even eat in a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho? Rau Muong? Ca Kho To? Bun Bo Hue?
If there's not enough meat in it (everything less than a half pound of it) he won't eat it.
That fat worthless sack of shit will never set foot into a Korean, Japanese or Vietnamese restaurant. Even if he would, most likely he would rate them one star reviews because they don't have burgers and the portions were (by his "standards") too small, not even starting how he would treat the Asian waiting staff with his barely contained racism.
If you wanna know where the morbidly obese, uncultured, dumb american cliche comes from, look at people like Jack.

he's done pho and thai food before. in the CA days and even the first couple years in TN he would review asian and middle eastern places on fat on the go. it's only been the last 4 years or so where he suddenly stopped reviewing anything that's not bbq, burgers, or strip mall mexican joints

jack has always been an uncultured redneck though. here's a video from 2011 where he goes to a pho restaurant and it's clearly his first time since he keeps going WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT? to all the sauces on the table and menu items. in OC, there's pho places like this all over the place, and when you get to cities like garden grove and westminster with huge vietnamese populations, you literally have one on every street corner. so jack not having tried pho until he was 40 something after growing up in OC just proves he was born to be a dumb redneck