DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[capefear56]

This is sad; all of this is showing that this idiot values stuff and only stuff. I don't know if this is trolling or autism but all this will get Phil is a lot of mockery and memes. Welp whatever let the laughter commence....

He really does value only stuff. When he talks about his "younger years" when he was supposedly bored with nothing to do, I interpret this to mean that he didn't have things like gacha or doordash to practice his unrestrained hedonism on. This guy has absolutely no passion for anything or intellectual curiosity. You could give him a library of interesting books and he'll use them all for toilet paper. He exists for cheap dopamine rushes and not much else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Alright keep adding more random things. This is some schizo hoarding shit. There is no taste or theme here. This background is loud and cannot discern anything with it.

I'd rather have you get a proper shelf and put your gamer statues on it than this.
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Just stop, dude. His old CT hoarding condo is coming back to him.

All he needs now are the thot lights he cries about. He's almost there.


And Mr. doublesided tape to hang a coat rack talking about repair anything? My fucking sides.

 

[Balr0g]

Doesn't he have a plaque with his 4th place finish? That is still his biggest achievement and needs to be presented in it's own little shrine.

Oh and no hot releases: New World (despite having a player shrink at the moment) Darkest Dungeon 2 (yes it's early access) Diablo 2 Resurrected, House of Ashes. Of course he avoids some of them: too much player interaction (help Trolls) or too hard.

 

[actually]

Oh god now he is ranting about the "Right to repair". I love that idea and I am 100 % in favor of it. BUT Phil would be the best case against it since he would be the first to self electrocute himself while repairing a still pluged in appliance.

Having a good laugh at the idea that Phil can repair anything at all.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Even in the Gaymerverse or whatever you want to call it, displaying empty current gen boxes comes off really fucking lame and sterile.

This is the saddest backdrop I've seen. It's incredibly distracting, more than whatever Halloween shit he has had.

He looks like a hoarder.
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I'm not watching the stream but the stills that have been posted so far look like a cry for help or what one might see right before he pulls out the gun and offs himself on-cam.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Having a good laugh at the idea that Phil can repair anything at all.

I would imagine he would sit there and complain about not being able to fix it, demand someone tip him with instructions on how to do it, then rage quit

 

[Lolidaki]

bit of a nitpick, but the retard claims he got the Tekken 3 trophy in "the first half of the 1990s" when the game was released at the tail end of 96 in Japan, making it the late 90s at best. His constant fuck-up of hard dates tells you how much he actually"cares" about this shit.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Professional setup. Including the mall Tekken 3 trophy. LOL

FFS even by Dave standarts this is low effort.

This looks like somebody doing a skit about a ''typical gamer''.

King Cobra: "Welcome to the Blue Autists Club, Phil."
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WTF am I watching? Phil went out of his way to display all of his trophies!
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Edit. Okay, besides the Youtube thing, everything else screams "Loser!"

Even the YouTube button is a bit meh.

He threw away the rest of his food WTF and wonder what he really doordashed when he had to "reorder". Probably something Italian

Yeah very if you believe he threw away food, he scarfed that shit down ''behind da scenes™''

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

bit of a nitpick, but the exceptional individual claims he got the Tekken 3 trophy in "the first half of the 1990s" when the game was released at the tail end of 96 in Japan, making it the late 90s at best. His constant fuck-up of hard dates tells you how much he actually"cares" about this shit.

The trophy was for either Tekken 5 or 6 but he claims he won tournaments in the 90's aka seal clubbing a bunch of eight year olds (dude) who were dropped off at the arcade by their parents so they could shop unpestered.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so viz-ege, he gave a second chance cause they updated it. Won't go back to SFV, MK11 or DBFZ eventhough they have a bunch of new mechanics and rebalancing added since he played. More so SFV and DBFZ, but you come to him for his in depth knowledge of fighting games, he won a T3 FYE tournament after all.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Professional setup. Including the mall Tekken 3 trophy. LOL

I thought the xbox box was a milk crate at first and now I'm so sad it isn't.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The trophy was for either Tekken 5 or 6 but he claims he won tournaments in the 90's aka seal clubbing a bunch of eight year olds (dude) who were dropped off at the arcade by their parents so they could shop unpestered.

For real, back in the 90s if you knew how to do a Phoenix Smasher and could time it to hit in between Eddy and Hwoarang strings, you were already lightyears ahead of 95% of the game's playerbase at the time.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

So he's decorating his stream with his own trophies, but he only has 4 total to display? That's an average of 1 for every decade of his life. The Xbox was donated as well, so that means 25% of his flex setup was a handout.

$1.50 participation trophy
$500 Xbox
$500 PS5
$2,500 Youtube award
= $3,501 in lifetime achievements

That's not even half of half of the vest streak money. What a terrible flex.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he's having a tantrum cause the game doesn't play for him and chat isn't telling him what to do exactly. Aww I think PP is getting scared and lashing out.

EDIT - nearly 40 year old valedictorian who loves movies just realized that music sets the mood and can make things that aren't necessarily creepy, creepy. WHAT A CONCEPT!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So he's decorating his stream with his own trophies, but he only has 4 total to display? That's an average of 1 for every decade of his life. The Xbox was donated as well, so that means 25% of his flex setup was a handout.

$1.50 participation trophy
$500 Xbox
$500 PS5
$2,500 Youtube award
= $3,501 in lifetime achievements

That's not even half of half of the vest streak money. What a terrible flex.

Just wait until you see the wrestling cards in his WWE Champions collection

 

[der rademacher]

Philbert, why do you always make that face like there's an erect penis off screen waiting for you to suck?

Well, you know what they say: if you wish for something just hard enough....

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

he's having a tantrum cause the game doesn't play for him and chat isn't telling him what to do exactly. Aww I think PP is getting scared and lashing out.

EDIT - nearly 40 year old valedictorian who loves movies just realized that music sets the mood and can make things that aren't necessarily creepy, creepy. WHAT A CONCEPT!

A lot of "I dont know what to do" and staring deeply into chat.

Couldn't Imagine him playing this without chats physical and mental handholding through this Spooky Haunted House Simulator.

edit: "Now this is where the game is falling apart..."
Was sucking this dick in a tweet, and pre-stream. Now he is not loving it. Pauses game immediately for a $20 tip while exclaiming "I wish I knew what to do."

Money buff gone.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The Xbox was donated as well

no it wasn't.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The funny thing is that there's so much more stuff he could add to the background if he really wanted to. It's the reason he's too terrified of taking his camera around the house like he used to; he has so much useless crap in his house and he's claiming he's living in poverty.
I wonder if he still has that big-tiddy Psylocke statue?

 

[smackpops]

Having a good laugh at the idea that Phil can repair anything at all.

Phail hired a guy to hang up mini blinds.