Interesting, I started developing these same symptoms after signing up for Kiwifarms.
I think it would really help strengthen Russell's case if he submitted video proof of his body tightening, vomiting and fainting. It could go a long way towards helping the Court understand and empathize with Russell's suffering. Even if he could amend his filing to include the medical record from his 911 call for the anxiety attack, that could really help us to see the whole picture. After all, patients do have the right to access their records, all he'd have to do is fill out the appropriate forms with his local health district
I can't even get past the first few pages without having to put my head in my hands and shout that Russ is a sped. You can't, on the basis of being treated fairly, attempt to force a court to make a private company act unfairly on the other - hundreds, if not thousands - acts that also failed to make it to the auditions.
And please remember, that this isn't about getting on the show - this is purely, 100%, as Russ sincerely believes that being in the same room as German supermodel Heidi Klum will make her immediately soaking fucking wet* for him and leave her rock star partner for him and suck him his penis.
*I mean, she will, but thats as he'll be launching spittle all over her at 50 paces.
I don't even like using the word spastic, but I can't think of a better alternative right now.
While it is likely that the request for a PI will be denied because he doesn't even have service on Fremantle yet, I desperately want this to be set on for hearing after November 14th so we can watch him blubber in front of a federal judge.
Will he be late?
Will his cord be too short?
Will the trash bag of important papers make an encore appearance?
Stay tuned Kiwis! It's sure to be a A-WHOO-HOO-HOO time!
I bet Russ called 911 for the paramedics just to have a record of a "physical injury" he "suffered" with the full intent to use it later in this lawsuit. It was all pre-planned.
Maybe I'm still coming down off my sugar high from eating left over Halloween candy, but what exactly is Russ saying Fremantle should have done to accommodate him?
You were exactly right in your guess; he wants an injunction to force AGT to put him through the first round of auditions. His basic position is that he's obviously talented, since the producer seemed happy, so the only reason they didn't put him through is because of his disability. In his mind he passed the audition fair and square but then some evil bully came by and said "NO RATFACE IS EVER GOING TO BE ON MYYYYY TV SHOW!" and ordered him booted.
That's not what's interesting though. What's interesting is he wants an injunction to force a reality show to pick him.
The reason you're having trouble parsing this isn't because of candy, it's because its patently absurd and your brain has difficulty parsing behavior this far out of the realm of rationality. He's entered the uncanny valley of behavior where he doesn't really come off as fully human anymore and you just can't make sense of it.
Edit: Oh, also, and this goes without saying but I'll point it out, the other reason it's hard to parse is Russhole is incredibly bad at expressing himself and even worse when he's trying to articulate a legal position. He always just ends up trying to throw a pity party. All his experience is in tattling, so that's the skillstack he brings to the law.
That Nazi teen summer-romp that he wrote was the funniest thing I've read.
He tried writing it as a serious look at the Auztwitz death camp, but it came off as somebody who writes for Stormfront who thinks the concentration camps weren't all that bad.
I've not seen the script, but why do I get the feeling it'd be a cross between Schindler's List and Porky's? I suspect the scene where the boys try to spy on the girls in the shower would be pretty grim.
The only way Maury would have Russhole as a guest is if some woman claimed that Russhole was the father of her child and he submitted a DNA test.
Dr. Phil would be more Russhole's speed, as he could explain his plights to millions of middle-aged 7/10 white Karens. Who knows, maybe a 10/10 MILF watching at home might feel so bad for Russhole that she could write the show and offer to suck Russhole his penis.
You were exactly right in your guess; he wants an injunction to force AGT to put him through the first round of auditions. His basic position is that he's obviously talented, since the producer seemed happy, so the only reason they didn't put him through is because of his disability. In his mind he passed the audition fair and square but then some evil bully came by and said "NO RATFACE IS EVER GOING TO BE ON MYYYYY TV SHOW!" and ordered him booted.
That's not what's interesting though. What's interesting is he wants an injunction to force a reality show to pick him.
The reason you're having trouble parsing this isn't because of candy, it's because its patently absurd and your brain has difficulty parsing behavior this far out of the realm of rationality. He's entered the uncanny valley of behavior where he doesn't really come off as fully human anymore and you just can't make sense of it.
Edit: Oh, also, and this goes without saying but I'll point it out, the other reason it's hard to parse is Russhole is incredibly bad at expressing himself and even worse when he's trying to articulate a legal position. He always just ends up trying to throw a pity party. All his experience is in tattling, so that's the skillstack he brings to the law.
I've not seen the script, but why do I get the feeling it'd be a cross between Schindler's List and Porky's? I suspect the scene where the boys try to spy on the girls in the shower would be pretty grim.
It's been a while since I read it but if I remember right that's a pretty apt description. The thing that stuck with me is the death camp had like 4 or 5 dances for the prisoners. He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp movie. If it were made into a movie it would be one of the best so bad it's good movies ever.
I've not seen the script, but why do I get the feeling it'd be a cross between Schindler's List and Porky's? I suspect the scene where the boys try to spy on the girls in the shower would be pretty grim.
Maybe I'm still coming down off my sugar high from eating left over Halloween candy, but what exactly is Russ saying Fremantle should have done to accommodate him?
He thinks that he shouldn't have to face an initial audition because he needs accommodations in order to audition, and that's an unfair burden on him that non-disabled people don't have to face. He did it once just to prove he was talented, but now that "they" know he's talented, he should never have to bear that burden again. He doesn't have the money to pay for his accommodations a second time, and feels he shouldn't have to anyway. Also, his accommodations won't work on contingency and won't do it for free without an assurance they'll actually get on the show. So without putting him on the show, he's shit out of luck and he thinks this is AGT's problem.
He really thinks he's the only person in the world who's invested time, money, or effort into their AGT audition. Or at least, he's invested more than the average person, but only because he's disabled. He still doesn't understand that effort in and of itself means sweet fuck all. OUTCOME is what matters. It's like how he thinks he's a solid 9 (or a 10 on a good day) without the face thing. The only reason he has to wear that moldering suit is to compensate for his saggy face, and he made that minimal effort so the face should be ignored.
I think he's under the perception that if he can make oral arguments he can undo his errors like never, in any lawsuit ever, has he stated a claim. What does he think he'd actually ever gain by this except make a lot of expensive lawyers really angry?
He thinks he can manipulate people in person. He thinks his filings are so erudite and intelligent that they don't do his disability justice. His big issue is "communication," and he's convinced he communicates like a champ in writing. He needs people to look into his poor disabled eyes and let him use the rhetorical tricks he picked up as a missionary to convince them of the righteousness of his cause.
Convincing a jury can't be harder than convincing someone to get baptized, after all.
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I love that his argument is just 'use your ~imagination~ and change every detail about that other case that made it legitimate and replace it with muh plights and it's totally still the same thing! I WIN!'.
How the fuck does this guy write so much? I can barely keep up with just reading them.
My favorite bit was when he said his request for accommodation was reasonable because he was only asking for himself, not all the other disabled people in the world.
The fucking mask slipped a little bit there, didn't it? Not like our narcissistic little goblin will ever understand why that was an jaw-droppingly shitty thing to say.
You were exactly right in your guess; he wants an injunction to force AGT to put him through the first round of auditions. His basic position is that he's obviously talented, since the producer seemed happy, so the only reason they didn't put him through is because of his disability. In his mind he passed the audition fair and square but then some evil bully came by and said "NO RATFACE IS EVER GOING TO BE ON MYYYYY TV SHOW!" and ordered him booted.
That's not what's interesting though. What's interesting is he wants an injunction to force a reality show to pick him.
The reason you're having trouble parsing this isn't because of candy, it's because its patently absurd and your brain has difficulty parsing behavior this far out of the realm of rationality. He's entered the uncanny valley of behavior where he doesn't really come off as fully human anymore and you just can't make sense of it.
Edit: Oh, also, and this goes without saying but I'll point it out, the other reason it's hard to parse is Russhole is incredibly bad at expressing himself and even worse when he's trying to articulate a legal position. He always just ends up trying to throw a pity party. All his experience is in tattling, so that's the skillstack he brings to the law.
At first, I thought he was claiming that he didn't get on because of the accommodations. Like, his backup dancer (fucking lol) was shitty and the producers held that against Russ.
But the thing is, what he's asking for is the same as a non-disabled person who's not a great singer going on and saying they should get a pass because they wrote the song. He's trying to showcase his skills specifically as a songwriter. So his disability is actually irrelevant. Someone without Moebius (spell it right!) who wanted to be on the show but wanted to just stand there as someone else sang his song would be an equally shitty act that would be rejected. He's still trying to use his disability as a golden ticket. Everything's harder for him, so he should get a break. Just give the little gremlin what he wants! It's discrimination otherwise!
This is just insane. All of it.
ALSO I have to point out that he's still calling women by their first names in these filings. What an irredeemable asshole.
ALSO ALSO he admits he's not practiced with his "accommodations" before or since. So he has one song. One 90 second song. Just putting that out there, that he's trying to go on national TV to prove his merit as a songwriter with one song. One.
I'm late (Halloween is a very busy time of year for beings like myself, not to mention all the idiot kids tramping up and down my bridge) but I'd legitimately start with a bid of $100 if Josh can get his hands on the Nazi summer camp manuscript. I'll start at $200 if we can do a live superchat/table read of it, like that episode of The Office. In the meantime I'll send a couple bucks because I refuse to let Crusty Rusty even have a glimmer of hope in being successful in this idiotic pursuit.
That Nazi teen summer-romp that he wrote was the funniest thing I've read.
He tried writing it as a serious look at the Auztwitz death camp, but it came off as somebody who writes for Stormfront who thinks the concentration camps weren't all that bad.
I've not seen the script, but why do I get the feeling it'd be a cross between Schindler's List and Porky's? I suspect the scene where the boys try to spy on the girls in the shower would be pretty grim.
The only way Maury would have Russhole as a guest is if some woman claimed that Russhole was the father of her child and he submitted a DNA test.
Dr. Phil would be more Russhole's speed, as he could explain his plights to millions of middle-aged 7/10 white Karens. Who knows, maybe a 10/10 MILF watching at home might feel so bad for Russhole that she could write the show and offer to suck Russhole his penis.
It's been a while since I read it but if I remember right that's a pretty apt description. The thing that stuck with me is the death camp had like 4 or 5 dances for the prisoners. He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp movie. If it were made into a movie it would be one of the best so bad it's good movies ever.
I think it would really help strengthen Russell's case if he submitted video proof of his body tightening, vomiting and fainting. It could go a long way towards helping the Court understand and empathize with Russell's suffering. Even if he could amend his filing to include the medical record from his 911 call for the anxiety attack, that could really help us to see the whole picture. After all, patients do have the right to access their records, all he'd have to do is fill out the appropriate forms with his local health district
Yes, indeed, proof of any kind would not only be helpful, but is indeed essential. Nelson v. Pima Community College, 83 F.3d 1075 (9th Cir. 1996). I wonder if Russ realizes how high the bar is with IIED claims? "Extreme and outrageous" conduct is a very high bar. Even willful criminal, or tortful, acts committed against you, even with the actual intent to "inflict emotional distress" or with malice, are not enough to sustain an IIED claim. Wallis v. Princess Cruises, Inc., 306 F.3d 827 (9th Cir. 2002). As the appeals court noted, "The standard for intentional infliction of emotional distress... is extremely difficult to meet"
I bet Russ called 911 for the paramedics just to have a record of a "physical injury" he "suffered" with the full intent to use it later in this lawsuit. It was all pre-planned.
The thing that stuck with me is the death camp had like 4 or 5 dances for the prisoners. He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp movie. If it were made into a movie it would be one of the best so bad it's good movies ever.
It's been a while since I read it but if I remember right that's a pretty apt description. The thing that stuck with me is the death camp had like 4 or 5 dances for the prisoners. He made the holocaust sound like an 80's summer camp movie. If it were made into a movie it would be one of the best so bad it's good movies ever.
