Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I'm sure that this will go well.

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This is literally just autistic weebs flailing their hands around with glowsticks. He'll fit right in.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

His time was not perfect, which could mean infinite things.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

His time was not perfect, which could mean infinite things.
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he didn't get no cosplay weeb pussy. another pack of condoms wasted

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Can't say I recommend this one, but it is still funny to think that /v/ remembers Chibison.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Beautiful wig up close

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Beautiful wig up close

Was he cosplaying as Phoenix Wright or Beast from the "Beauty and the Beast"?

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Was he cosplaying as Phoenix Wright or Beast from the "Beauty and the Beast"?

Even the beast knew what shampoo was, or at the very last that wearing a wig made exclusively of sticky smelly dead rat hair wasn’t a bright idea.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Beautiful wig up close

Classic chibi.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Can't he just dye his hair pink and go as Tomba?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Can't he just dye his hair pink and go as Tomba?

He'd need fast pants.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Just watch, after this he's gonna be on another soul-searching journey, where he pursues cosplay as a career or something

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Just watch, after this he's gonna be on another soul-searching journey, where he pursues cosplay as a career or something

Maybe we’ll get the best of both worlds and he’ll become a cosplaying musician who drunkenly terrorizes local karaoke bars.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Beautiful wig up close

Chibi truly is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Maybe we’ll get the best of both worlds and he’ll become a cosplaying musician who drunkenly terrorizes local karaoke bars.

If he dresses as Sora enough and sings enough Simple and Clean, maybe he'll believe in fairy dust and try to fly off the roof of the bar.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

If he dresses as Sora enough

Don't be silly, his KH cosplay of choice is Demyx of course

 

[the khat quaffer]

Don't be silly, his KH cosplay of choice is Demyx of course
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He looks like a ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ　goth version of Joe Dirt lmao

 

[Deez Nuts]

Beautiful wig up close

I didn’t think anything could top his ex reading our comments alound on chibi’s livestream but this does. God that wig is awful. It looked “ok” in the hotel room pic but in good light oh no.

 

[Rootbeer]

Oh no, trouble in paradise at his job.

Sounds like he's setting up justification for quitting to pursue some other flight of fancy that he'll drop after 3 days.

Spoiler: From the replies

I found it funny that he didn't respond to this one that came dangerously close to calling him out:

I don't believe any of this happened, but if it is true:

1) If my supervisor told me to write an essay on how I'll be better, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves and not bitch to twitter trannies about it.

2) This would confirm what was expected by his whining about having customers on July 4th: he's a lazy do-nothing who can't be asked to do the job he's paid for.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Think about how shitty you have to be at your job for your boss to treat you like that in the current economic climate.

 

[All Star Taffy Tugger]

I can't think of a time when writing an apology letter or report like that would be beneficial. Couldn't the letter be interpreted as admission of guilt/ failure to perform and used as a reason for firing someone or denying unemployment?