"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 213 36.7%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 368 63.3%

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I'd wager yes because of the thread. Many such cases.

I don't trust much of what Ralph says but I feel like when he randomly pulls out "JIM HATES YOU BOY!" in an argument it's because he still talks to Jim and they both gripe about the forum together.
For what it's worth, you, Jim, Ralph and CRP had a stream together a month after the dox and he seemed to be on friendly terms (it was actually a decent stream). I'd think if the dox caused him to hate you, it would have manifested in late 2018 or 2019.

 
I don't understand why people think Ralph has any sort of dirt on Jim that would actually matter. What is Ralph going to do, call Jim a kid diddler? Get competing hats? Jim and Jem have had 100% confirmed doxxxxx for years now, and there are unhinged trannies that can and will do much more damage than Ralph ever could.

By Jim's own accounts Jade is pretty unhinged anyway and will be permanently associated with him. I don't see anything that Ralph could have that would matter. I guess if Jim got cucked at any point, maybe.

I tried to watch an archive of the stream but the timestamps looked boring as hell and I shut it off as soon as he mentioned wanting to talk about anime.
 
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I guess if Jim got cucked at any point, maybe.
Even if he did, why would he tell it to Ralph of all people? Guntspergs, tell me, is it really so hard to believe that people can give 0 fucks about Ralph and his shart? You have no one to blame but yourselves, since everyone knows that pushing Metokur into talking about something will most likely make him lose any interest.
 
I knew something like this would happen when I saw guntspergs shitting the chat. Is it so hard to believe that someone doesn't want to dedicate the one in a blue moon stream to Gunt (allegedly) shitting himself?
Why would an old-school troll make fun of a thin-skinned bitch that is almost guaranteed to give you a funny completely over-the-top reaction to it?
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Why would an old-school troll make fun of a thin-skinned bitch that is almost guaranteed to give you a funny completely over-the-top reaction to it?
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Because a bunch of spergs seething "TALK ABOUT SHART, WHY WONT YOU TALK ABOUT SHART" is funnier. Also, just like I said.
You have no one to blame but yourselves, since everyone knows that pushing Metokur into talking about something will most likely make him lose any interest.
 
Everyone's taste is different and all that jazz but I really don't understand how anyone can think this autism is funnier than Ralph's stream seething about Rekieta.
Yeah, it's almost like not everyone builds their worldview around Gunt or something. Some even find him boring. Shocking, I know.
 
Yeah, it's almost like not everyone builds their worldview around Gunt or something. Some even find him boring. Shocking, I know.
But this isn't about you and your weird obsession about finding him boring.
Jim certainly didn't sound bored with his light jokes about the Gunt. And he made fun of people of the same sphere for very similar things so what makes you think he just finds him boring?
 
and your weird obsession about finding him boring
Oh, shit, so laughing at Gunt is mandatory? I guess, I fucked up then.

Jim certainly didn't sound bored with his light jokes about the Gunt. And he made fun of people of the same sphere for very similar things so what makes you think he just finds him boring?
I am not going to post the same thing again, I've already answered that. I don't see the reason to state it again, if you are going to ignore it.
 
everyone knows that pushing metokur
You've gotta stop this, dude. Years ago people clued into the fact that Jim 1) can't handle pressure and 2) he uses an argument for autonomy as a disguise for it
Him saying "Everyone wants me to do X so I won't do it" or "I'm not your dancing monkey" is just a cope for him feeling he's incapable of handling the pressure of people's expecations. I liked his vids, too, but I don't need to defend the guy when he's being ridiculous. Dude's as insecure as the rest. Always has been. Where do you think "Sweetie Squad" came from? Same with the "Boomer Jim" meme, because he got eternally assblasted by Sargon outing his middle age. It wasn't because Sargon likened him to a groomer. It was because Sargon used his youtube audience platform to expose Jim as being old.

In retrospect he's always had a bit of Ralph in him like that. Maybe that's how they became such good friends.
 
Where do you think "Sweetie Squad" came from?
Ehm, Honey Badger called him sweetie and his fans adopted it. Cringy, I know.

Same with the "Boomer Jim" meme, because he got eternally assblasted by Sargon outing his middle age.
What are you talking about? People knew how old he is years before that from his old accounts, even before they knew his name. He himself stated that he grew up in the 80s.

It wasn't because Sargon likened him to a groomer.
Yeah, that's why he spent the half of that stream deflecting those claims, sure.

I liked his vids, too, but I don't need to defend the guy when he's being ridiculous.
That's not subtle, stop it.
 
Oh, shit, so laughing at Gunt is mandatory? I guess, I fucked up then.
No one says this. But I've never seen someone spent this much time arguing about how they find a lolcow boring.
You come across to me as someone with an axe to grind.

I am not going to post the same thing again, I've already answered that. I don't see the reason to state it again, if you are going to ignore it.
Where did you provide an argument for Metokur finding him boring?
 
But I've never seen someone spent this much time arguing about how they find a lolcow boring.
And I've never seen people losing their minds over some internet funny man not talking about something as much as they wanted. Guess, Ralph has dirt on everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Where did you provide an argument for Metokur finding him boring?
I said, that pushing him - ensuring he will refuse. And guntspergs did an excellent job. Why do I have the feeling that if he actually laughed at that, people would say "no, it wasn't enough"? Furthermore, why would someone even care about someone laughing at Ralph shitting himself or not? Are you from Sweetie Squad or something?
 
What are you talking about? People knew how old he is years before that from his old accounts
Most of Jim's fans didn't know anything about him. They were hanger-ons from the Internet Aristocrat days at best.
He himself stated that he grew up in the 80s.
Like Opie and Anthony claiming to be "children of the 80's", sure. "grew up in the 80s" can mean a lot of things. It's a different thing when someone exposes how you basically as a 30yr old liked to goof off with 18yr olds in troll chats. That's the point. Regardless of what anyone claimed to know about him it's the context Sargon gave and the little interview of his silly expose stream that burned his ass. The minute someone said "So Jim's always been the oldest guy in the room?" or "He's always liked being the coolest kid", something like that, that's when Jim began obsessing over Sargon.
Yeah, that's why he spent the half of that stream deflecting those claims, sure.
Because that distracted from the fact that he was a middle aged man playing Internet cool guy, yes. I'm not saying the groomer context didn't bite him. I'm saying the claim of being a groomer wasn't the linchpin. No one believed he was a groomer so why would he care if such a claim was made? It's the age thing. Everyone knew he was too old for pulling his youtube Fonzie schtick.
That's not subtle, stop it.
I mean it.
 
"grew up in the 80s" can mean a lot of things
Yeah, like being born in the 80s and then growing up.

I'm saying the claim of being a groomer wasn't the linchpin. No one believed he was a groomer so why would he care if such a claim was made?
I don't know, because no one likes to be called that? I mean, Null gets called that by every cow that discovers his ED page and he never takes it lightly.

Everyone knew he was too old
Yes, the thing is they knew it long before Sargon's stream.

I mean it.
Go outside.

You’ve insulted his internet daddy, a serious crime to his followers.
That's a tough claim for someone who can't deal with some stranger on the internet not confirming his beliefs about Ralph's shart.
 
His face pics? What could be so interesting about his face that we'd do something other than go "huh" and move on with our lives? Maybe he has a lazy eye or is (gasp) black and we have a laugh for a few days and Jim doesn't respond and everyone moves on. And it's not like he has much of a streaming career left to ruin. What could be left that he'd actually care about?
I think it's more that he just doesn't want a fuckton of his facepics plastered around the Internet. It's just a theory, and probably not the whole reason.

I'll concede that you're all probably correct in that he has a soft spot for the Gunt and isn't going hard on him because of that, and that it's probably a combination of factors.

Pretty much this. If Gunt had any dirt on Jim, you’d think he’s either hint at it or threaten him with it. I mean, the fat fucking pig threatened to release audio of a guy crying over the death of his child so threatening Jim with his personal info is basically nothing to him.

Then again, maybe whatever functioning brain cells he has left are telling him not to go after Jim because that would be the thousandth cut that takes him down. It’s hard to tell with those two.
This is a fair point too; Jim could ruin Ralph with a well done stream or video, because I'm willing to bet even a good number of Ralph's remaining sycophants are Jim fans. But then again, who the fuck knows.

People chimp out if you talk about Jim at all. Any sort of negative comment or observation is twisted into something something else. Like one of the most common comments on my streams is "I DON'T KNOW WHY JOSH HATES JIM SO MUCH" when I've never said I hated him. I just wish he'd find his fucking balls.
Wait, maybe the cancer is IN his balls DUH duh DUNNNNNNNNN!



In all seriousness though, I think those of us who are fans of Jim are clinging to who we thought Jim was and longing for the time when he was really really good at systematically dismantling a subject or argument. Some fans think he's gone soft, some fans are excusing his behavior because of various reasons, but regardless, there is a valid point here that he's not what he used to be.
 
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