DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I think this is a legit problem for him

 

[Lady Adjani]

I think this is a legit problem for him
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Dave brushing his teeth

press X to gout

 

[Wasabi Panda]

are we sure he's not on drugs?

He's going a mile a min going from hardcore begging for games to complaining about CoD he's never going to play cause no one cares about the game except he'll play it if someone gives it to him to discovering and pigslianing daylight savings time to so many different subjects back and forth between god knows what so fast he was running out of breath.

so sporadic, obnoxious, hyper and cringe it's like he's tweaking out.

EDIT - oh no the PP bot 9000 malfunctioned and has gone BACK to CoD whining, he's stuck in a loop.

 

[David Davidson]

He must have read this thread last night and how we made fun of his mall trophy because he got rid of it and put up the Switch box. Then put up his LoZ amiibo and fallout bobblehead. What a gamer.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Nothing earth shattering or anything but is this pre stream one of the most incoherent? I feel like he's all over the place and making even less sense than usual.

The extended ''this is how you can give me gifts'' segment was just very strange.

He still thinks GTA will bring in a tsunami of brand new viewers...cute.
Again going with the story that him drinking during the X-mas stream is out of the ordinary.

He really has a bug up his ass about CoD, show us on the doll where the bad men shot you and where you shot but missed (again).

Oh he has added the Switch box and plastic tat to the pile of failure behind him, again cute.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He must have read this thread last night and how we made fun of his mall trophy because he got rid of it and put up the Switch box. Then put up his LoZ amiibo and fallout bobblehead. What a gamer.

STREAM IMPROVED

Like how his "decorations" basically says nothing about him other than that he spent the $1500 or so to buy three consoles.

 

[actually]

I think this is a legit problem for him
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I do not understand how one can regularly get up and not brush their teeth almost right away. My mouth feels fucking gross until I do.

The extended ''this is how you can give me gifts'' segment was just very strange.

Is he wishlist begging again?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Is he wishlist begging again?

No. He was going on , at length, about how you could send him not cash so he can afford games to play and/or if you want him to play specific games he can drop later (thank you for the money dummy).

Wishlist begging would be somewhat more dignified, but no

 

[actually]

No. He was going on , at length, about how you could send him not cash so he can afford games to play and/or if you want him to play specific games he can drop later (thank you for the money dummy).

Wishlist begging would be somewhat more dignified, but no

Interesting. As I just documented in the wishlist thread, he got at least $110 of Playstation credits in mid-August, right after his begathon to "pay muh bills"on August 14th. So he's probably trying to get some more of that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He must have read this thread last night and how we made fun of his mall trophy because he got rid of it and put up the Switch box. Then put up his LoZ amiibo and fallout bobblehead. What a gamer.

He reads it religiously. Why put up the Switch shill box when you just bashed the shit out of Nintendo because they kick your ass Phail?

I do not understand how one can regularly get up and not brush their teeth almost right away. My mouth feels fucking gross until I do.

Is he wishlist begging again?

He DID just get up. You know to read between the lines.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

asks if he watches anything thats not an american TV show. I don't even know what the fuck he said but I think he thinks only americans speak english and apparently he had streaming services that he doesn't have to watch cooking shows and Hitchcock with the time he doesn't have and likes the anime he hates.

 

[Ortsnay]

It doesn't matter what trinkets and novelties Philbert props up behind him, it'll always look pathetic as Philbert is a pathetic person. I wonder what his next miserable attempt will be to bring in those viewers. Will he dye his hair?...O wait...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, we all know you want to put up your expensive statues in the background, but you're too lazy/cheap to get a stand high enough for them to be seen, nor will Kat let you. We get it.

Also, when are you going to get some proper lighting for this newfound setup of yours? Oh wait, that's right, real streamers don't have that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil, we all know you want to put up your expensive statues in the background, but you're too lazy/cheap to get a stand high enough for them to be seen, nor will Kat let you. We get it.

Also, when are you going to get some proper lighting for this newfound setup of yours? Oh wait, that's right, real streamers don't have that.

I don't know if you know this, but Phil doesn't have a huge production team with a budget to make his streams look good. He's just one guy!
There's nothing he can do to keep himself from looking like a corpse who rolled out of bed while showing up to stream hungover and late.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Possible to include total hours spent playing each game? Therefore we can track his hourly wage rate.

Okay so it was unbelievably irritating but I figured out how to do this. So just need one question answered:

For games that are played during the day stream, does Prestream time count for purposes of calculating hourly wage of that particular game or not?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Okay so it was unbelievably irritating but I figured out how to do this. So just need one question answered:

For games that are played during the day stream, does Prestream time count for purposes of calculating hourly wage of that particular game or not?

Count prestream as its own game, lol

 

[Pargon]

Okay so it was unbelievably irritating but I figured out how to do this. So just need one question answered:

For games that are played during the day stream, does Prestream time count for purposes of calculating hourly wage of that particular game or not?

Given how often people watch specifically for his drama I’d argue the pre stream ought to be its own category.

Fucking @Massively Strong Greed beat me by seconds

 

[Piece of Peace]

Given how often people watch specifically for his drama I’d argue the pre stream ought to be its own category.

Unfortunately not going to be possible, when I log a tip it's logged under the game for that stream (I'm not autistic enough to timestamp each tip).

So which is preferable:

1. Don't include prestream in game $/hr (any tips received during prestream are still counted for that game, gameplay time is lower, $/hr will be higher since same amount of money over less time).

2. Include prestream in game $/hr (gameplay time is higher, $/hr will be lower since same amount of money over more time).

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

This guy legit put empty console boxes behind him like their some kind of achievement. I kinda get wanting to show off the Youtube button, the ancient mall trophy is just sad, but the empty consoles boxes are just bizarre.

Don't worry, he is just preparing for an epic fan giveaway. Empty boxes are the shit for wheelchaired people.

Spooky Haunted House Simulator

Dude lives in a Spooky Haunted Horse simulation.

Wait he put all that crap in the background to showcase his "Life Achievements"? If that is true that is fucking sad. Now if he did it as a joke or just to have something in the background so his streams feel more lively then that is fine. People shit on him on the Tekken trophy but if he did it as a meme and doesn't take it as a serious thing then fine. It would be like when DrDisRespect talks about his Blockbuster championships which he does because it's a meme. But I know Phil takes that Tekken trophy seriously so that's the sad part about him putting it in the background.

I also remember his fans and even detractors telling him to setup a background if he isn't going to use a green screen because it would make his streams more professional looking. And he says he doesn't put all the gimmicky stuff because he isn't a clown like the other streamers. He even made fun of people who put lights in front and behind them so they can be seen better by viewers, as a dumb thing to do because when you game normally you dont have all those things.

Ironic, when he himself acts like a clown from making loud noises, putting vests on, putting on hats with one hat having a wig, blows bubbles, wears gamer glasses. Also he says he wants a setup similar to when he games without a camera on but he does all these gimmicky things he probably wouldnt do while playing off stream. Now he puts all those boxes, shitty trophies, and pixel art in the background which I bet Kat told him to do and he listened.

Word of advice Phil, since we all know you read here:

1. First, put up a small cheap IKEA bookshelf instead of those boxes under a blanket as a place to put your crap.
2. Second, in the bookshelf put some of those old games you owe in them, like the SNES games you have or that rare Lion King game you have.
3. Third, put some of those comics or at least some popular books behind you like Lord of the Rings or Jurassic Park. You know pop culture stuff and books you claimed to read.
4. Fourth, maybe put some of your statues/figures you have in boxes in the bookshelf. You have that Mass Effect Avenger rifle which cost you a pretty penny so instead having it collect dust, maybe mount that on the top of the bookshelf or behind you on the wall (take that sound reduction foam off its not helping at all).
5. Fifth, get some cheap LED lights and put it behind the bookshelf to give it visibility and to light up that dark room of yours. Also put a white light near your face because that yellow light bulbs you use makes your face look like a ghoul.
6. Lastly, and you probably won't do this because you are lazy but setup your room in a more organized away like getting a proper entertainment center where all your consoles can have space. Also mount your TV to the wall since that would save space on the entertainment center and prevent Agent Jasper from blocking your view.

I know you say you can't have another setup because the A/C would freeze your PC. That is dumb, cold is a PCs friend not its enemy, unless you live in Alaska or Antarctica the cold from your A/C unit will not damage your PC. Also about the noise from it well just tweak the noise gate and google "removing wind noise" there are plenty of tips to reduce noise from an A/C unit. This is me being optimistic that you will even do one of these things but do it and your paypigs will appreciate the work. Plus, it will make your room alot more organized and easier to clean. Just don't buy alcohol and play the jpeg wrestling game for a week and all that money that would go to that would allow you to buy some cheap IKEA furniture to do this.

Spoiler: Ideas For Piggys Setup

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These are all good ideas and setups but like you said yourself, it would be very optimistic to expect any professionalism or order (outside of autism schedules) from Phil. I rather prefer pahsitive changes like Fullscreen Prestream Islamic Kahntent Face because that makes me laugh.

Phil is scamming and lying for 10+ years. A fucking pro among SSI scammers. My believe is that he or any immoral person doesn't deserve anything good. (I am not perfect. I was a huge asshole for a period in my life, paid back as much as I could think of, regret every single second of it and still have to fight with some tendencies.) I actually hope his life gets even worse. He signed a contract with the Devil and can burn in his self-made Hell. That's what he chose. It may be something different if he would repent his sins but that's also optimistic and there's no reason to trust a man with his history.

The only thing crazier is that there are people who believe/trust/give money to Phil.

HORI neck set

 

[Sup3r]

I think this is a legit problem for him
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Why is he mentioning the brushes? Does he normally use the wrong brush? Like what does he use, Kaht's grooming brush for his teeth and a toothbrush for his hair? Surely it shouldn't be hard to use the correct brush.
All this on top of him doing this after starting his stream. Why couldn't he have done this before the stream?