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Maybe on his death bed..........Phil will finally admit that he scammed his audience out of a vest one time in 2021.
Dude we both know that he'd still blame the detractors. For example if he was on his death bed because of liver cirrhosis he'd blame the detractors for causing so much stress in his life that he HAD TO drink a ridiculous amount of Tanqueray every day. Nothing he could do.
 
dunno if anyone here picked up on it..... but phil, the fighting game purist who hates all comeback mechanics like super attacks, critical arts, dragon installs, v triggers etc etc.... this man actually said in the boxing match during judgement that he wishes the game had a rage meter haha. fucking hell

this man is a walking contradiction.
 
Someone theorized that he's allowing comments again (albeit heavily scrubbed) because he thinks he'll need some nonzero level of engagement to qualify for Youtube's gifted subs program.
I think it's more for the "Thanks" program where you can send money as "thanks" to the creator. AFAIK you need to have comments enabled though I might be wrong. Though given his Stasi-controlling of the comments he might not get approved for them. I have seen smaller channels that have the Thanks option (I think even those without 100k subs) so they must be making something better then Phil.
 
I think it's more for the "Thanks" program where you can send money as "thanks" to the creator. AFAIK you need to have comments enabled though I might be wrong. Though given his Stasi-controlling of the comments he might not get approved for them. I have seen smaller channels that have the Thanks option (I think even those without 100k subs) so they must be making something better then Phil.

like a week or two before he enabled comments, he was told about members only polls, he tried doing one and it wasn't available to channrls with comments disabled

he started running members only polls recently, so that's my theory
 
I added a highly requested feature to the tips tracker the other day under the "Game (Analysis)" sheet. It is a breakdown of his earnings on a PER GAME basis, starting on 05/01/21 or afterwards:


If any questions please don't hesitate to ask! 👍
Possible to include total hours spent playing each game? Therefore we can track his hourly wage rate.
 
If he were to rebrand to food, it'd have to be a cooking channel, or rather a learning to cook channel. THAT would be good shit.

It's not like people never tried to convince him of anything else than to do the boring ass show he puts up on a daily basis but he can't even be convinced to do anything else than what he's already comfortable with. Every uncertainty outside of what's already right at hand needs costly green validation ($) and a guaranteed easy/lazy method. I'd argue he's even more willing to do something extremely lazy than to make money, because he can still blame the audience and take a victim-stance if his additional work of going far and beyond (by doing the bare minimum) fails.

Phil is a professional victim and a master of excuses to prevent any effort. Nevermind he's not risking anything if he just tries but he needs the guaranteed beggar's cash to satisfy his addictions. He could easily abort the idea for any reason but he "doesn't even try and is already out of ideas" (quote: Simpsons).

Take that one and the sheer fact he's afraid to show weaknesses as he sells himself as the all-wise and better than anyone else mature adult. Strong individuals have no weaknesses, every 12 year old fanfic author knows this. Phil obviously needs to flex, he's an insecure baby who turns, accelerates and breaks on sheer emotions and builds a construct of bend facts and twisted opinions to argue for these often toxic hateful emotions. It's impossible to argue with such a person as it's your fault for why he can't do anything anyway, but he did nothing wrong.

This fuck can't even be bothered to order a new cheap greenscreen (he's a master of ordering but only if it's easy to eat /wear). That's just too much work! And his PC isn't strong enough! And he has no money to do it! And it has no value! And nobody wants that anyway! He has no space (but empty boxes do)! He doesn't know how to do that, you'd have to handhold him through the whole process! And if you ask for a GS then you're entitled and an idiot! And people would complain anyway, they don't like it, moving the goalpost constantly! Also you like his existing layout and background! Nobody can process a sudden drastic change of his brand!
Oh but the 12th vest nobody asked for? Sure, here we go.

Of course he won't cook anything. He literally said that nobody would be interested because he can't cook (completely missing the point that this learning process is the entertainment). Cooking with the King was just for fun, but aborted bc everything is about money now, obviously. So boring, no imagination, no creative bone in his body.

Imagine his usual excuses which he may or may not have used in this context: I'm a streamer now, this is not who I am anymore! I don't have time for that! People just want to make fun of me! If you want to laugh at my cooking skills then you're a mouth-drooling reee... idiot! Trolls want to see if they find something new in my kitchen! Imagine if Khet comes home and I bother her, she just wants to relax and have a good time! I don' t have time to clean dishes! I don't have the money to do it! Nobody wants that except YOU *points finger*!

Yes he would probably make an enormous pile of money but his ego and comfort is even more important.
 
Of course he won't cook anything. He literally said that nobody would be interested because he can't cook (completely missing the point that this learning process is the entertainment).
He didn't miss the point, he just hates learning things. Also being made fun of, which would definitely happen if he tried to branch out at all, since he's going to suck at it more than most noobs. Never underestimate the power we have over his decisions, merely by the THREAT of us laughing at him.

Pigroach luck? Nope. Him surviving shit is the universe telling him that he's not getting out of Hell so easily. He would've been better off if The Incident had ended his internet career, and he knows it.
To be fair, he would be found out and messed with if he tried to sell them on Ebay. Although he could still offload them to a pawn shop.
That would require going outside, which he is so terrified of doing that he doesn't even waddle around the neighborhood for a few minutes every so often. He tries to dodge everything he doesn't like, so he's stuck with it all until the day he croaks.
 
To be fair, he would be found out and messed with if he tried to sell them on Ebay. Although he could still offload them to a pawn shop.
Yea I think it does not help he did I think 2 videos on YouTube showing off every problem with each statue. So when the Guile statue shows up on ebay with a broken comb Or the TF2 Medic statute with broken glasses show up. Some fag on the internet will spot it and spread the word.
 
I swear at some point he said he had already got rid of them or something. It's hard to keep up with all the crap he says.
 
In regards to the statues / figurines / props he tried to sell them in 2015. Tevin made a 3 hour video on it (and I bet this is somewhere buried in this nearly 10.000 page thread) But I put the link here again


We are nearing the 10.000 page mark. do you guys think Phil will create one more drama arc this year boosting the speed or will he lay low? I for one think he will has one more drama arc up his sleeve this year (either copyright whining about the GTA trilogy or something else)
 
In regards to the statues / figurines / props he tried to sell them in 2015. Tevin made a 3 hour video on it (and I bet this is somewhere buried in this nearly 10.000 page thread) But I put the link here again


We are nearing the 10.000 page mark. do you guys think Phil will create one more drama arc this year boosting the speed or will he lay low? I for one think he will has one more drama arc up his sleeve this year (either copyright whining about the GTA trilogy or something else)
He needs drama to convince his whales to donate, there's no way he won't have more.
 
I think it's more for the "Thanks" program where you can send money as "thanks" to the creator. AFAIK you need to have comments enabled though I might be wrong. Though given his Stasi-controlling of the comments he might not get approved for them. I have seen smaller channels that have the Thanks option (I think even those without 100k subs) so they must be making something better then Phil.
The superthanks feature is currently in beta and you basically have to just get lucky to have it enabled on your channel for now. We'll have to see what requirements you need for them once they roll the feature out so that potentially anyone can get them.
He's paranoid every offer is a troll. And this was years ago, it's only gotten worse since then
He also wanted way too much money for them despite the shit condition many of the statues were in, some had parts of them broken and a few have those very faint yellowish stains on them which come from not cleaning them from dust in a very long time. I believe LSB asked how much he'd want for one of the statues and not only did he ask for too much from what I remember he said that it's gonna cost a flat 100 dollars for shipping, no matter if you lived in Washington or if you lived on the other side of the US in Florida.

Honestly boggles the mind why he even took them out of the box if he wanted to resell them down the line and how those two statues even got broken. Was he a bit too gin'd up and gripped the statues a bit too robustly when he was taking them out of the box, or he accidentally knocked them over in a drunken stupor? Was he so exceptional that he actually played with them and they got broken during playtime? Who knows.
I swear at some point he said he had already got rid of them or something. It's hard to keep up with all the crap he says.
He claimed he got rid of them during the bankruptcy.
 
Didn't he get (probably accidentally) dunked on by superblindman immediately prior to the twitter lockdown? That probably played a part too, which is hilarious.
Yes. The literal blind guy could find and read the release schedule that the pig couldn't.
clinging to glory from 15 years ago
It's worse than that. It's at least 20 years ago. He truly is Al Bundy.
There was a breastfeeding scene in Amnesia: Rebirth and he freaked out. Started covering his eyes, ackackack, saying the developers are just being disgusting, and it's the equivalent of having torture scenes, just so unnecessary. He's such a clown with his what it means to be a married man schtick.
To be fair............it's because it was making him hungry.
Never. In 2019 he was trying to pawn that shit off to his audience, and the only thing we know he sold was the portal gun.View attachment 2679490
Guess it depends on which lie someone wants to go with. See below dated just last month, only a year and a half after those tweets. Listen carefully to his wording.
I swear at some point he said he had already got rid of them or something. It's hard to keep up with all the crap he says.
yes. There are other clips also.
 
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