"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe triggering multiple pages of sperging about what he did or didn’t comment on is what really cracks Jim up.

 

[The Quite One]

Maybe triggering multiple pages of sperging about what he did or didn’t comment on is what really cracks Jim up.

You hit the nail on the head.

Every time Jim does something it's the same talking points over and over on this thread. It's like everyone gets amnesia and retypes what they said four months ago.

This thread reads like a Discord server

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I think Null gives Jim too much credit. I think Ralph just paid Jim for his silence. Jim is a whore and a whore will do anything for money.

Our friend Wayne might be onto something

 

[donjulio]

Lol, ok.


Funny how it's usually rabid fans of someone overanalyze their every action.

Not sure where in that I'm speculating ralph has dirt on jim but okay. I guess speculating that Jim might have favorites is a sin too far.

How did a single stream laughing at biden, talking about anime and catching up with some guy who lives out in the desert create such a massive autistic schism across the IBS and lolcow sphere

He really does have a super power of causing people to sperg out over dumb shit

Well at least its not page after page of "wheres jim, when will he stream?" or similar anymore.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

This is one of the dumbest theories I've seen an autist come up with on KF. Jim hardly streams anymore why would he want to randomly start up beef with the gunt over something as dumb as sharting himself what is Jim going to say that everyone on the board hasn't said already. That just means he has to stream more and put in effort and we know that's something Jim doesn't like to do lmfao. If Ralph had dirt on metokur he would of used it forever ago to milk shekels we've seen Ralph stab countless people in the back for far less. Also if Ralph had dirt on metokur he would force metokur to start going on the killstream again most people don't want to admit it but Jim is the only reason the killstream got as big as it did as soon as he left they went from 8k viewers a stream making thousands in superchats back down to like 500-800 I bet he misses though shekels so bad there's no way he wouldn't do that if he had some major dirt on metokur.

 

[byuu]

This is one of the dumbest theories I've seen an autist come up with on KF. Jim hardly streams anymore why would he want to randomly start up beef with the gunt over something as dumb as sharting himself what is Jim going to say that everyone on the board hasn't said already. That just means he has to stream more and put in effort and we know that's something Jim doesn't like to do lmfao. If Ralph had dirt on metokur he would of used it forever ago to milk shekels we've seen Ralph stab countless people in the back for far less.

Ralph fucking Jade is funnier than anything that happened in Jim's stream.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph fucking Jade is funnier than anything that happened in Jim's stream.

Ralph never fucked Jade. I doubt Ralph even ate her turds.

Maybe he'd have gotten some nudes, but if he did, it probably meant Jade was sending nudes to a bunch of smelly GG'ers.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Ralph fucking Jade is funnier than anything that happened in Jim's stream.

Yeah I find that extremely unlikely. Ralph could crush Jim in an instant with that kind of dirt and him not using it for leverage in anyway is extremely out of character for Ralph. You can bet money Jim would be a frequent guest on the killstream if Ralph had something over him. You guys are really reaching over a Halloween stream.

 

[byuu]

Yeah I find that extremely unlikely. Ralph could crush Jim in an instant with that kind of dirt and him not using it for leverage in anyway is extremely out of character for Ralph. You can bet money Jim would be a frequent guest on the killstream if Ralph had something over him. You guys are really reaching over a Halloween stream.

Sitting on dirt until he goes full in against someone is extremely in character for Ralph.
Ralph has never said the slightest thing against Jim because he knows it will alienate his audience. So why would he use it now?

Ralph never went against someone who has more clout in his own sphere. He's a Man of Straw style beta bitch: bend over for the ones above him and kick those he feels are beneath him.

 

[Jack Awful]

How did a single stream laughing at biden, talking about anime and catching up with some guy who lives out in the desert create such a massive autistic schism across the IBS and lolcow sphere

He really does have a super power of causing people to sperg out over dumb shit

Jim has somehow gained mythical status by making entertaining content on a wildly inconsistent schedule.

 

[Berrakh]

So what did Jim say now that reminds people of when their dad left home?

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Sitting on dirt until he goes full in against someone is extremely in character for Ralph.
Ralph has never said the slightest thing against Jim because he knows it will alienate his audience. So why would he use it now?

Ralph never went against someone who has more clout in his own sphere. He's a Man of Straw style beta bitch: bend over for the ones above him and kick those he feels are beneath him.

Hmm I disagree on the premise that Ralph would definitely force metokur to go on the kill stream if he had some hardcore dirt like you guys are suggesting it just doesn't make sense for him not too. And I never said if he used it now I said he would of along time ago for example when Jim said fuck IBS and never went on the killstream again taking most of his audience and their money with him that definitely pissed ralph off losing all that money and those viewers. The killstream literally died once Jim walked away.

 

[Jack Awful]

So what did Jim say now that reminds people of when their dad left home?

He said that ralph sharting was "probably the chair leather", ignores everything else ralph does, and now people think he's Gunt shielding and Josh thinks Jim hates him.

 

[The Quite One]

So Jim has two options according to his fans and haters.

Option 1: Jim takes down Ralph like he took down the Sargon and the skeptics, since that was such an amazing success. Josh will stream about it while he takes a victory lap, and then quickly forget about it when the next lawsuit, DDos attack or deplatforming takes up Josh's attention. Jim will then get to enjoy the shit storm for six months.

Option 2: Say nothing, make money and watch anime.

Really hard choice there

 

[byuu]

Hmm I disagree on the premise that Ralph would definitely force metokur to go on the kill stream if he had some hardcore dirt like you guys are suggesting it just doesn't make sense for him not too.

It's Mutually Assured Destruction. Ralph fears Jim just like Jim fears Ralph.
Doesn't matter what he has on Jade, Jim is still a revered name in his audience and it's gonna hurt him a lot.
They're locked together in a Cold War of autism.

 

[Absurdity]

Well I missed it and judging by what I'm reading looks like I didn't miss much. He got too close man! He revealed himself to the whole KS crew in Tennessee, which was akin to posing nude for muslim women. He is more haram than I suspected. That intimate bro moment was probably the last happy memory he ever had before being wisked away by Yoko Ono. Perhaps Ethan is his Mark David Chapman and he doesn't want to engage with at all lest he sign Ralph's copy of Double Fantasy.

But maybe I'm wrong.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

It's Mutually Assured Destruction. Ralph fears Jim just like Jim fears Ralph.
Doesn't matter what he has on Jade, Jim is still a revered name in his audience and it's gonna hurt him a lot.
They're locked together in a Cold War of autism.

Hmm I have to disagree again if Ralph had nudes of jade or proof he cucked jim there is literally nothing jim can say or do to come back against that its like a nuke vs a civil war cannon not much mutually assured destruction there. Jim would lose almost everything and Ralph would either come out on top or stay exactly where he's at now.

 

[Aquinas]

If evidence that Daddy Jim was cucked by the gunt ever came to light the internet would divide by zero. Let us not speculate about such things.

no, fuck you that shit would be hilarious

 

[Stasi]

Let's be real, Jim is just afraid of Ralph. Since he's been doxed he know that if he said anything out of turn about Ralph then Ralph would show up at his house to personally thumb him and Jade. A terrifying fate worse than death. No wonder he is shielding Ralph.

 

[Fslur]

He said that ralph sharting was "probably the chair leather", ignores everything else ralph does, and now people think he's Gunt shielding and Josh thinks Jim hates him.

That was literally Ralph’s defense over the shart. Rekieta was like who cares it’s a fart and Ralph lost his over it (literally) even though Rekieta wasn’t being malicious.

This would definitely fit my definition of what gunt guarding is when you can’t laugh at something legitimately funny because you know psycho Ralph will melt down @ you.. So you blame the chair. Why isn’t Jim making these excuses for Biden shitting himself? It’s sus that people protect the gunted retard.