Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Im with you on that. Looking at any Jack vid you see tons of mistakes, bad takes, lack of editing or care at all in the final product. However this one he decides he needs to edit to correct some mistakes. It means either he got in trouble with the company (like stated above in the past) or he was assblast mad people were making fun of him cause hes with another man reviewing something called a meat stick. I doubt well see that video again.

Now that I relooked at the screenshot, the fact the fat man tagged the Meat Stick business instagram account in the reupload announcement video tells me that he probably got warned.

 

[Fatty2988]

Now that I relooked at the screenshot, the fact the fat man tagged the Meat Stick business instagram account in the reupload announcement video tells me that he probably got warned.

They have an 'ambassador program' I'm guessing that's what he did and got some discounted stuff from them and claims they 'sent it to him.' Either way I agree, I think they told him either take it down or fix it for misrepresenting their product. https://contact.themeatstick.com/brandambassador

 

[AnOminous]

Of course he's amazed that knives, fresh out of the box, are really sharp. Try doing all these things in a couple months after using them every day and not sharpening them properly.

He is never going to use them. The only thing he uses knives for is to cut meat. This fucker is never going to slice an onion or any other vegetable? He'll just buy it pre-chopped like everything else.

 

[Joycondrift]

"The knives are German. But Chinese. They're heavier steel. But Japanese knives (of which were also Chinese) are also sharp like swords but flimsy and cheap but also like a razor bit the German. But the German knives that are also Chinese are also sharp and I prefer German knives to Japanese knives and will review both. But the German knives that are Chinese are better. So anyway. Use a bread knife to cut tomatoes."

 

[boxybum]

“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.

The demographic for a knife review watcher are mostly practicing chefs looking for videos where the person is skilled with a knife and can fully test it properly. Hell even if you are just looking for some sharp knives it would be far more educational to watch a knife master give their review of a knife while demonstrating how finely and quickly they can dice different foods. Herbs, onions, large vegetables are all things people would be interested in seeing. What does mushbrain do? He cuts sticks of celery and a tomato...poorly. This was an awful video in regards to actually reviewing the knives he was *cough* sent. Also that sperg where the knives were falling over was hilarious, he got so mad that they wouldn't stand upright.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ya'll see this shit:
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Surprised he didn't lick his fingers after fingering the pink chicken.

 

[Octo Mullet]

He is never going to use them. The only thing he uses knives for is to cut meat. This fucker is never going to slice an onion or any other vegetable? He'll just buy it pre-chopped like everything else.

He also uses them to cut wood, for whatever reason we shall never know.

 

[CIS White Droid]

He also uses them to cut wood, for whatever reason we shall never know.

He saw a pitchman do it in an infomerical.

 

[thedingledongle]

Surprised he didn't lick his fingers after fingering the pink chicken.

Don't talk about @rubytintedchix like that!

 

[stets]

We’re now on Knive set #20 on the CWJ show. I wonder whatever happened to the other 19 sets. I guess he donated them to the homeless. Sidebar: Don’t piss off any homeless people in the Gatlinsburg TN area, they have an artillery of shivs and shanks and have had their fill of Crumbl Cookies.

#	Name
1	Edge of Belgravia Knives
2	Mr. Chef Knife Set
3	Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4	Zelite Knives
5	Victorinox Knives
6	Miracle Blades Series 3
7	Aeroknife
8	Miracle Blades World Class Series
9	Kitory Damascus Steel Chef
10	Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11	Imarku Knives
12	Tuo Cutlery
13	The Chef Club Knives
14	Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15	Tuo Legacy Series
16	Yoshi Blade
17	"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18	Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19	Yoshi Blade
20	Steinbruke Knives

I have had one, good set of Global knives that have lasted me for a decade. No one needs a Mommy Wife to buy them more then one quality set of knives. This is obscene.

Double post alert: Jack has not had a single video that has cracked 10K views since August. All of his videos over the past few months combined have made around $350 in ad revenue. By my estimate, he's racked up at least $2.000 in expenses to earn it.

 

[Generic Retard]

Jack is such a shitbag consoomer. These knives are literally the same scam shit that the Chinese pull all over German Amazon as well (is it a US company?). They make up a German brand name (others actually buy out name rights of older respected brands) and try to sell it as "quality" goods. Only stroked out boomers fall for this shit.
I haven't even watched the video and I am already mad at Jack.

Also this "German 5Cr15Mov steel" might as well be Chinese steel. Why wouldn't they use Chinese steel? China is one of the biggest producers of steel worldwide.
And it really doesn't matter who made the steel if the alloy is made to spec. What matters is the heat treatment of the knives, and at that price point and "quality" it is probably not very good.

I actually had to google the alloy, because it definitely didn't sound like the German designation for any steel I know and more like the Chinese designations found in a lot of pocket knives.

First thing I found was.
"[...] it is the Chinese equivalent to German X50CrMoV15 steel [...]"

So where does the steel really come from? Who knows.
Maybe it is just a gimmick because a German company first made 5Cr15Mov/X50CrMoV15 ? I know these marketing scams pull shit like that all the time.

I would rather buy a "proud Chinese product" situation type of deal like this:
https://www.dictum.com/en/special-purpose-knives-fac/chinese-cooking-knife-708082
instead of buying shit product just to consoom.

Also what is it with all the knives Jack? I own like 4 knives at the moment. One normal size santoku (11+ years, 60€), Ikea Chef's knife (10 years / 16€), small santoku (8 years / <10€) and some small paring knife I don't remember the time or price.
I can't even buy new knives in good conscience because my old ones "just work" and I do sharpen them myself.

Instead of buying new knives, Jack could just review sharpening systems. Maybe focus on ones that are usable by disabled people (like himself) and he might actually just have made worthwhile content (and sharpened his knife hoard, assuming they don't throw out stuff on the regular...).

PS:
Just went on the Steinbrücke website

German knives you guise

Now I need to watch the video and get even more mad. Also need to watch his review on "Japanese" knives to see if he bought shit again.
*puts on top hat and walks out*

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

And despite that he had nothing to say about them. It's the same thing with his food descriptions, always giving vague useless adjectives like calling a steak meaty or some shit. I wonder if there's a specific mental issue that can cause this sort of deficiency.

Morbus mushbrainus.

Dr RapeRabbit

 

[Generic Retard]

And he didn't see that the knife didn't actually slice through the pineapple all the way. It hacked off a piece. But that's not the point is it? No. It's to show what an exceptional individual he is.

It did look cut to me, but I don't know how a ripped pineapple would look like. The blade definitely veered off course mid cut though.
If it was due to the knife or Samurai Jack, I couldn't say.

No wonder he didn't get covid

Dudes made of filth

Probably early immunization because of all the Chinese product he consoomes.

 

[desudesu]

Instead of buying new knives, Jack could just review sharpening systems. Maybe focus on ones that are usable by disabled people (like himself) and he might actually just have made worthwhile content (and sharpened his knife hoard, assuming they don't throw out stuff on the regular...).

The last thing the fat man would want to do is review assistive devices for disabled deathfats like him. Why? His colossal ego. The only time he reviewed these sort of assistive devices was that stupid Saebo gimmick item and that was just for his attempt at recovery, which is to be used alongside physiotherapy, which of course he didn't even bother with the latter due to sheer laziness. The fat man also latched onto the idea that it's a magical device that will heal his stroke NOW NOW NOW NOW, and only had that on camera for show to his audience that he's "totally recovering with it". We aren't fooled.

The fat man has also convinced himself that his stroke is a "brief and temporary" sickness that will be healed by God at any moment, despite the fact that it has been, what, 3 years since the ill-fated coffee sock video when his stroke occurred. As a result, because the fat man insists on pretending to be a healthy and functioning celebrity Youtoob chef, he will never review assistive devices such as disability-friendly can/jar openers, utensils, cutlery, and so on because HES TOTALLY HEALTHY.

 

[Fatafata v2]

PS:
Just went on the Steinbrücke website
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German knives you guise

Now I need to watch the video and get even more mad. Also need to watch his review on "Japanese" knives to see if he bought shit again.
*puts on top hat and walks out*

I think previously was a German company? It refers in the past tense on the website about there being German designs.

You find this a lot now with old brands being repackaged with Chinese junk. Blaupunkt has reappeared for things like ice because some Chinese company bought the name when they went bankrupt. Bigger names like ryobi for tools is just licensed out with the Chinese doing everything from the r&d to the manufacturing to the sg&a.

Although Samsung does it as well when they say their sound is engineered by AKG. Pretty sure they shut down the European office after they bought it

 

[Generic Retard]

I think previously was a German company? It refers in the past tense on the website about there being German designs.

You find this a lot now with old brands being repackaged with Chinese junk. Blaupunkt has reappeared for things like ice because some Chinese company bought the name when they went bankrupt. Bigger names like ryobi for tools is just licensed out with the Chinese doing everything from the r&d to the manufacturing to the sg&a.

Although Samsung does it as well when they say their sound is engineered by AKG. Pretty sure they shut down the European office after they bought it

I read that sentence in the fine print as well, but there is no evidence (at least online apparently) that a company named Steinbrücke has existed before.
The trademark registry lists this https://register.dpma.de/DPMAregister/marke/registerhabm?AKZ=017939382&lang=en
So it was registered in 2018 and if there was a previous trademark it has to have been expired I think (if there even was one, it was probasbly pre-internet?).

Either way it doesn't really matter, as there will be nothing left of a hypothetical predecessor company.

Edit: For stuff like "made with German steel" the Chinese really should coin the term "Made in China with global materials" lol
Edit2: I just started watching the video and he claims the company sent those knives to him and in this case I can actually believe it.

Is this mold?

The celery also looks really wet, as if it wasn't taken out of that shitty bag it often comes in.

I love how he talks about how sharp the knives are, while using a ton of force on the chicken and even getting hung up once while trying to slice the meat.
The other tests are pretty worthless, because hard vegetables are a retarded way to test sharpness.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I read that sentence in the fine print as well, but there is no evidence (at least online apparently) that a company named Steinbrücke has existed before.
The trademark registry lists this https://register.dpma.de/DPMAregister/marke/registerhabm?AKZ=017939382&lang=en
So it was registered in 2018 and if there was a previous trademark it has to have been expired I think (if there even was one, it was probasbly pre-internet?).

Either way it doesn't really matter, as there will be nothing left of a hypothetical predecessor company.

Edit: For stuff like "made with German steel" the Chinese really should coin the term "Made in China with global materials" lol
Edit2: I just started watching the video and he claims the company sent those knives to him and in this case I can actually believe it.

Is this mold?
View attachment 2684136
The celery also looks really wet, as if it wasn't taken out of that shitty bag it often comes in.

I love how he talks about how sharp the knives are, while using a ton of force on the chicken and even getting hung up once while trying to slice the meat.
The other tests are pretty worthless, because hard vegetables are an exceptional way to test sharpness.

I thought that celery looked pretty sickly myself, but didn’t say anything about it. Glad someone else noticed too.

EDIT: lol, the word filter works on usernames in quotes too. Haha.

 

[Generic Retard]

I thought that celery looked pretty sickly myself, but didn’t say anything about it. Glad someone else noticed too.

EDIT: lol, the word filter works on usernames in quotes too. Haha.

Yeah, I noticed after the fact and think it's pretty great lol
Literally exceptional

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Jack starts to be in such a degenerative condition that he should be kept away from knives. Funny to see his death grip hand flail around again doing that pineapple cutting part.

 

[AnOminous]

Double post alert: Jack has not had a single video that has cracked 10K views since August. All of his videos over the past few months combined have made around $350 in ad revenue. By my estimate, he's racked up at least $2.000 in expenses to earn it.

Sounds like he's just using the tax deduction to reduce the costs of his consooming at this point.