sickrabbitman
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 24, 2020
Honestly, this will be big for his career as a dumbass wannabe rapper if he plays his cards right
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
He's the "we love our cops, our law enforcement" guy he can't play his cards right as "gansta" IMO.Honestly, this will be big for his career as a dumbass wannabe rapper if he plays his cards right
The Salmonella guy? He just makes horrid food, why would he go to jail?You left out Scalfani you son of a bitch.
bioterrorismThe Salmonella guy? He just makes horrid food, why would he go to jail?
But he seems like such a reasonable person
I misinterpreted the list as lolcows who were on the edge of collapsing. I completely forgot boogie had legal trouble.The Salmonella guy? He just makes horrid food, why would he go to jail?
The next lolcow to collapse will be Mersh when he realizes the only space safe from ridicule is federal prison after he shoots a black in the McDonalds drive thruI misinterpreted the list as lolcows who were on the edge of collapsing. I completely forgot boogie had legal trouble.
Indeed. To Loulz HoulzBaked has previously struggled with addiction.
The American obsession with prison rape has a lot to do with America's primitive attitude towards justice. While other First World countries focus on rehabilitation, and implement measures to successfully reduce the crime rate; the American approach is obsessed with punishment and retribution.
Behold! The Master Race!
There are many cultural, political, and economic reasons for America's broken justice system, but none are fitting excuses for why it isn't working. The United States has more incarcerated citizens per capita than every other country on the planet, yet boasts one of the highest recidivism rates in the world. People go into prison as petty criminals only to come out as hardened criminals, and you have a private prison industry which incentivizes ever greater levels of mass incarceration (the US prison population has grown by 500% over the last 40 years), often for non-violent crimes, or as a consequence of dodgy plea deals.Not to derail this thread anymore but the reason America has a more brutal approach to crime and punishment is also demographics and our history as a frontier nation. In a small ethnically homogenous nation (Netherlands, Belgium, Norway etc) You are far more likely to rehabilitate someone then in the US. American history is one of expansion, fear, the lawless west, revolution and very different then the nations I listed. We have a built in distrust of our fellow countrymen because we are heterogenous. A Danish person in from robbery is going to be easier to put on the right path towards getting his shit together then Tyrone from Baltimore who is in for a gangland shooting. Europe doesn't have the same history and culture of gangs, guns and violence we do. They aren't as culturally enriched.
Wait is Smiley the Fed taking over Woozuh's job of wiping baked's ass.View attachment 2682130
MFW wipe me too always wins.
You're glossing over a lot to do with the topic of the U.S. prison system that you really shouldn't given that it's the third most populous country on earth and the fourth largest by area. The most glaringly obvious being that you can't really take the entire U.S. as a single entity in this conversation and should instead look at it on a state by state basis.There are many cultural, political, and economic reasons for America's broken justice system, but none are fitting excuses for why it isn't working.
He won't get fucked in the ass, but if he's too stupid to keep his mouth shut (and it's Baked, for Christ's sake...), he can still get the shit beaten out of him. He's in an even worse position if the running gag about him being a snitch are true and he goes blabbering the the CO about any time someone threatens him. Even those "minimum security" places aren't really any place to be a blithering idiot, he mouths off to the wrong guy -even over the most trivial of nonsense- he could still end up in a world of hurt.You're glossing over a lot to do with the topic of the U.S. prison system that you really shouldn't given that it's the third most populous country on earth and the fourth largest by area. The most glaringly obvious being that you can't really take the entire U.S. as a single entity in this conversation and should instead look at it on a state by state basis.
But all that aside Baked realistically is going to go to jail, not prison, so none of this is relevant whatsoever as jail is much, much less awful in just about every way I can think of than prison. I think it was AnOminous who mentioned that it's not lifers - the likes of murderers, rapists, and armed thieves he'll be with in there, he'll be among drunks, domestic abusers, petty thieves, and other miscellaneous small-time fuckups. There won't be any rape nor will there be much risk of violence given that we're talking about a man with no real beliefs with the willingness to abandon whatever personality he has at the moment for one more advantageous to his situation.
That said it'll still be, hopefully, a very sobering experience for him. I hope he won't fucking mace people or start shit with people at random afterward.
Absolutely, I just think that even though Baked is a bit of a retard isn't so mentally stunted that he won't be capable of reading the environment and adapting accordingly. Or at the very least if he doesn't he will within short order. Though maybe I'm giving him too much credit.He won't get fucked in the ass, but if he's too stupid to keep his mouth shut (and it's Baked, for Christ's sake...), he can still get the shit beaten out of him. He's in an even worse position if the running gag about him being a snitch are true and he goes blabbering the the CO about any time someone threatens him. Even those "minimum security" places aren't really any place to be a blithering idiot, he mouths off to the wrong guy -even over the most trivial of nonsense- he could still end up in a world of hurt.