Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Cripple]

I can't even imagine a finger wag that isn't accompanied by a smile. Like a sort of "Oh you!" gesture, after the guilty party slams on the brakes and makes an exagerrated "sorry!" motion, then beckons the wrong party to go on ahead.

If he was truly angry, he'd just give her the f-you middle finger. (Unless that's what she means by wag???)

So either he wasn't truly angry, or this town is so quiet and sleepy and Ned Flandersy that an actual finger wag is the most aggressive anyone gets, in which case Corissa is waaaaaaay too bitchy to live there.

I wonder if this was indeed in her new town. At least now she'll be known as a Super Bitch if she wasn't already.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Before I even reply to anybody else, I just need to say to Corissa, "Wash your fucking hair, you filthy, greasy sow."

God damn, how can she tolerate being so filthy? Maybe the sheer discomfort and shame played a role in triggering her piggy rage.

What the fuck is this psycho even ranting about? A man wagged his finger at her because he thought she was going to run into him in a drive-thru.
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Also, did she just assume that man's gender and sexuality?

She is unhinged, greasy as fuck, and has serious buyer's remorse, so now she's taking it out on the general public. Disgusting impulsive brat.

What I finally got, at the end of that rant, was that there are two approaches to the drive-thru that merge into one lane (in a zipper merge, when everybody is cooperating). She either deliberately tried to cut the line, or had her head so far up her own ass that she wasn't even thinking about anybody else, and the guy she was trying to cut in front of wagged his finger at her for being a naughty piggy in a rush to the trough.

I don't believe her "My foot slipped off the brake for literally half a second, and I only moved ahead literally five millimeters, and he DARED WAG HIS CIS WHITE MALE FINGER AT ME!!!1!!". Coming out of her, I don't believe it at all, because she's a Narcissist. Narcs cannot tolerate the idea that they are wrong, and thus will always lie (to themselves as well as others) to make themselves look better.

I can totally believe, however, that her constant, slow-boiling rage and resentment can easily be triggered by a mild scolding gesture, especially from a type of human the internet has told her she can hate freely. Narcs always have scapegoats, whether it's one of their own children or a certain subset of humanity, and for Coco, "cis white males" are her safe target to blame for everything she doesn't like in the world, including her own failures. She not only suffered a narcissistic injury for being a greedy, fat pig trying to rush the drive-thru line, but did so at the hands (or finger) of somebody she's decided is less human than her, and thus a scapegoat. BOOM! Cue Narc rage!

(Never mind that she's going to depend upon her sister's cis white male partner to do all the remodeling her house needs to accommodate her and Juliana's increasingly fat and disabled asses. Cis white males are totally okay when they're doing things Coco needs them to do, under her direction.)

This is what happens to people who have no real problems or stress. They create bullshit out of thin air.

Fuck, tell me about it. She's self-employed, and thus home all day, every day (except when she's out foraging for grease and carbs), and doesn't have to interact with demon "cis white men" at all. She has never worked at a job where some sort of sexual harrassment, or belittling her just for being female, was part of her day, multiple times a day, every single day—and thus she has never needed to learn to handle it, or manage her emotions around it.

I can’t imagine being in such a rage over something so small. I’m sure she thinks it’s “relatable” but for the average well adjusted person it’s really not

For her fat and hormonally warped followers, it probably is relatable. Don't get in between a glutton and her 40-piece tendies "meal."

That she thinks this is relatable, or in any way an appropriate response to the incident, shows just how far out of touch with reality she is. It also shows just how full of rage she really is (despite all of her insistence that she loves her life and everything is so good). Those among her followers who are just as sick and insane as she is will identify with it, but I hope it makes at least some of them step back and think, "Wow, this is just nuts."

That said, her assertion that she would have got out of her car and attacked that evil cis white male for his scolding gesture is hilarious, even if the level of emotional dysregulation and raging entitlement behind it isn't. Just getting out of her car and walking up to his would have left her too winded to even speak to him, and you can't tell me she's ever been in a fight with another woman, much less a full-grown man, in her life. She doesn't even own or carry a weapon. The only way she'd be able to commit homicide, I imagine, is by lifting her massive gunt and releasing all the pent-up, unwashed funk hiding under there.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Juliana's mom is a reformed deathfat, which J probably considers abusive behavior. Her mom knows first hand what it's like to eat your feels, and exactly what needs to change for that behavior to stop. Mom probably observed that J has gained a large amount of weight in a short amount of time, and then didn't apologize for having eyes. It's a crime to make a fat person feel uncomfortable with observations, you know. Just ask Corissa, who was ready to murder someone this morning for that very thing.

God damn... her mom seems like she legitimately cares and yet she's whining about muh fatphobia because of it. Bitch try being healthy weight with a lardass hambeast mother who gets salty and cruel over it

 

[In Memoriam]

She has not bathed since they moved in. Imagine the smell!

Also she clearly tries to jump the line. And I 100% thought the finger wave was for being fat in the drive thru. At least that is understandable to make you mad, this is dumb as shit

 

[OttoWest]

Her face is just a rash of sores now, yet another thing Coco has in common with her archnemesis Anna:

 

[clusterfuckk]

People who have frequent chimp outs over the most insignificant things; generally loathe themselves and are projecting their anger outwards.

 

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

I legit thought she was bent out of shape because some guy wagged his finger at her because she's obese and was getting more shit food. And as a fat, this offended her immeasurably.

No, it's because of something more banal. For someone that weighs more than king Kong's first dump of the day, she is so fragile.

 

[Din Djarin]

LMAO I could see if you're having a bad day maybe getting annoyed with someone "wagging their finger" at you (if that even happened honestly) but feeling "homicidal" over it? Chill out Coco. And wash your hair.

 

[weaselhat]

I wonder how many times this heifers hoof has “slipped off the brake” with someone who just let her cut and then that person takes to ig stories to rage about the fat greasy cunt that can’t wait for her Big Macs . She reminds me of pre crack days Chantal. Greasy and raging in drive thrus.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Can someone explain how such a two-lanes-into-one fast food drive thru is supposed to work? How do the workers know which car gets which order?

On-topic: yep, I thought the same. I bet many followers who bothered to watch a few also thought he finger-wagged bc she's faat.

They have said they have a codependent relationship. Juli probably has to put up with this daily, in exchange for a roof, financial codependency, and someone to cling to.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Can someone explain how such a two-lanes-into-one fast food drive thru is supposed to work? How do the workers know which car gets which order?

In practice you are supposed to stagger so lane 1 car in lane 2 car in etc. In reality it tends to become impatient people attempting to "cut" in line. One near me has pay window and pickup window. The window people will confirm your amount/order and your on ya way. They tend to have all the drinks ready and grab your food when you get up there.

 

[Honey Blossom]

Imagine not only feeling “homicidal” over something that small but also thinking it’s totally okay to post about it to followers. She is unhinged. Her BPD is really jumping out in these videos.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Also she clearly tries to jump the line.

Yeah, her exaggerated attempts to minimize her own actions, and thus make herself a victim whose rage is totally justified, is so transparent here. I'd feel embarrassed for her if she wasn't such a noxious bitch.

And I 100% thought the finger wave was for being fat in the drive thru. At least that is understandable to make you mad, this is dumb as shit

I legit thought she was bent out of shape because some guy wagged his finger at her because she's obese and was getting more shit food. And as a fat, this offended her immeasurably.

I'm sure she already had some awareness that she was the very stereotype of a filthy, unwashed fatty, going through a fast-food drive-thru because she was too lazy to make her own breakfast or lunch. It probably wasn't entirely conscious, but I'm sure it was there.

And then she either intentionally tried to cut the line, or started to do so due to inattention, and when that guy wagged his finger at her, it wasn't just about her jumping the line (which it probably was, for him). If it was, she would have been annoyed, but it wouldn't have led to this massive chimpout.

No. Some part of her mind, the one that still has a grasp on the hideous, repressed reality of her life, jumped to the conclusion that he was also finger-wagging her for being a gross, sloppy fatty about to order enough fast food for six normal-sized humans (assuming she was buying for Juliana as well), and she just lost her shit.

On some level, she knows she's disgusting and pathetic, no matter how steadfastly she denies it and tries to mask it as empowerment. You can't tell me she doesn't feel at least a twinge of anxiety and fear of being judged, every time she hits a drive-thru and orders a huge amount of food. Some part of her is still aware that how she's living her life is fucked up and wrong, and no matter how she tries to buffer herself against it, there will be small incidents—such as a simple finger-wagging gesture—that cause it to break through. And when that happens, her immediate response can only be a tsunami of rage, rage that is totally outsized to the event at hand—because it isn't really about the event itself, but rather about unexpectedly having the lid pulled back on her true inner state.

I grew up watching a Narc explode into rages just like Corissa's, at bafflingly trivial provocations—and then the demonization and scapegoating of whoever had inadvertantly detonated their hidden reserves of rage. They were far more likely to do so, it should be noted, during times when they were feeling thwarted and trapped, and not getting adequate narcissistic supply.

Corissa's just moved into her own house, which should be occasion for happiness, pride, and satisfaction (even with the stresses involved), but here she is: unwashed, unkempt, riddled with acne, looking unhealthier than we've ever seen her. She looks deeply depressed, which for Narcs is a mask for feelings of failure, and having made the wrong choices. But Narcs can't cope with failure, and are never wrong, so they end up discharging those feelings onto other, more convenient targets. And in this case, a cis white male wagging an admonishing finger at her for line-cutting was all it took to set her off.

People who have frequent chimp outs over the most insignificant things; generally loathe themselves and are projecting their anger outwards.

Yeah, Narcissists and other Cluster Bs are filled with unacknowledged, unaddressed self-loathing and shame, as well as rage and resentment (Borderliners also have an intense fear of rejection and abandonment).

It can all come roaring to the surface, given the right trigger, because Cluster Bs have problems with emotional regulation. But they are incapable of ever seeing that they even have problems with rage, much less that it is internalized (part of their inner state at all times); instead, they externalize it, projecting it onto somebody or something else that has "made" them angry.

 

[weaselhat]

Can someone explain how such a two-lanes-into-one fast food drive thru is supposed to work? How do the workers know which car gets which order?

On-topic: yep, I thought the same. I bet many followers who bothered to watch a few also thought he finger-wagged bc she's faat.

They have said they have a codependent relationship. Juli probably has to put up with this daily, in exchange for a roof, financial codependency, and someone to cling to.

The ones I’ve been to ask for a name. And apparently they have a camera that takes a snapshot of the car. This articles author had a Carrissa moment with a Silverado. But if you can get past that, this explains how they work.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article129103859.html

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

Can someone explain how such a two-lanes-into-one fast food drive thru is supposed to work? How do the workers know which car gets which order?

On-topic: yep, I thought the same. I bet many followers who bothered to watch a few also thought he finger-wagged bc she's faat.

They have said they have a codependent relationship. Juli probably has to put up with this daily, in exchange for a roof, financial codependency, and someone to cling to.

I used to work at mcdonalds not that long ago. Like others said you are supposed to mention a few items in the order and then ask if it's their order. There is also a camera that takes a pic of the car that is ordering. When there are 2 lanes, sometimes a worker will click the wrong lane on the register and start taking an order with a picture of the car in the other lane.. thats why youre supposed to ask at the pay window.
For example.. this is what a worker sees...

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Thanks all. I want to learn stuff (and stuff about housing/maintenance, like dumb coco) while on kf. I thought she woulda deleted that drive thru rant, but it's still up on her ig stories.

New coco ig story. Her younger sister and her cis white male old man boyfriend have arrived to be free renovation contractors!!!
Edit: sis' ig said they will stay for the month of November (to help renovate). Bet stuff will not be done by Nov 30th...

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[440088]

Good fucking lord. When you’re trying to cut somebody off in a McDonald’s drive thru and a friendly finger wag (likely playful) because you gave somebody a jump scare by braking hard beside them in a tightly packed car lot sends you into a homicidal rage…. I have no words. Like does she know what she’s saying? She’s saying I would have ended this mans life with vehicular homicide by running him down in broad daylight because he wagged a finger at me. First off you’re fucking lying. You anit never been in a fight in your life. Second this is probably coming more from a place of food aggression than anything. And third…. Jesus Christ just because you spend years and years and years online pretending to be a victim of “society” and finally in your boring mundane life a very mild “aggression” happens. You are projecting all that pretend victim hood on some dude in a drive thru lol. I’m just shook she’s broadcasting without shame on Instagram to hundreds of people wanting to run a man down in cold blood for some nuggets. What a fat ass lol.

 

[stupid frog]

And J is trying to tamp down issues with her mom's "fatphobia." This should end well considering that Mom is partly (mostly?) in KS to take care of J's fat ass.
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Julianna, you weigh almost as much as ALR, we don't want you to die.
LET ME LIVE MY TRUTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM NOT FAT AND ANYWAYS IM COMFY

 

[RainbowStarlight]

I can't even imagine a finger wag that isn't accompanied by a smile. Like a sort of "Oh you!" gesture, after the guilty party slams on the brakes and makes an exagerrated "sorry!" motion, then beckons the wrong party to go on ahead.

If he was truly angry, he'd just give her the f-you middle finger. (Unless that's what she means by wag???)

So either he wasn't truly angry, or this town is so quiet and sleepy and Ned Flandersy that an actual finger wag is the most aggressive anyone gets, in which case Corissa is waaaaaaay too bitchy to live there.

This is why she was so offended by the finger wag.