Before I even reply to anybody else, I just need to say to Corissa, "Wash your fucking hair, you filthy, greasy sow."
God damn, how can she tolerate being so filthy? Maybe the sheer discomfort and shame played a role in triggering her piggy rage.
What I finally got, at the end of that rant, was that there are two approaches to the drive-thru that merge into one lane (in a zipper merge, when everybody is cooperating). She either deliberately tried to cut the line, or had her head so far up her own ass that she wasn't even thinking about anybody else, and the guy she was trying to cut in front of wagged his finger at her for being a naughty piggy in a rush to the trough.
I don't believe her "My foot slipped off the brake for literally half a second, and I only moved ahead literally five millimeters, and he DARED WAG HIS CIS WHITE MALE FINGER AT ME!!!1!!". Coming out of her, I don't believe it at all, because she's a Narcissist. Narcs cannot tolerate the idea that they are wrong, and thus will always lie (to themselves as well as others) to make themselves look better.
I can totally believe, however, that her constant, slow-boiling rage and resentment can easily be triggered by a mild scolding gesture, especially from a type of human the internet has told her she can hate freely. Narcs always have scapegoats, whether it's one of their own children or a certain subset of humanity, and for Coco, "cis white males" are her safe target to blame for everything she doesn't like in the world, including her own failures. She not only suffered a narcissistic injury for being a greedy, fat pig trying to rush the drive-thru line, but did so at the hands (or finger) of somebody she's decided is less human than her, and thus a scapegoat. BOOM! Cue Narc rage!
(Never mind that she's going to depend upon her sister's cis white male partner to do all the remodeling her house needs to accommodate her and Juliana's increasingly fat and disabled asses. Cis white males are totally okay when they're doing things Coco needs them to do, under her direction.)
Fuck, tell me about it. She's self-employed, and thus home all day, every day (except when she's out foraging for grease and carbs), and doesn't have to interact with demon "cis white men" at all. She has never worked at a job where some sort of sexual harrassment, or belittling her just for being female, was part of her day, multiple times a day, every single day—and thus she has never needed to learn to handle it, or manage her emotions around it.
That she thinks this is relatable, or in any way an appropriate response to the incident, shows just how far out of touch with reality she is. It also shows just how full of rage she really is (despite all of her insistence that she loves her life and everything is so good). Those among her followers who are just as sick and insane as she is will identify with it, but I hope it makes at least some of them step back and think, "Wow, this is just nuts."
That said, her assertion that she would have got out of her car and attacked that evil cis white male for his scolding gesture is hilarious, even if the level of emotional dysregulation and raging entitlement behind it isn't. Just getting out of her car and walking up to his would have left her too winded to even speak to him, and you can't tell me she's ever been in a fight with another woman, much less a full-grown man, in her life. She doesn't even own or carry a weapon. The only way she'd be able to commit homicide, I imagine, is by lifting her massive gunt and releasing all the pent-up, unwashed funk hiding under there.
and took some screenshots of any fast food/restaurants in Balwin city, most appearing to be within just a couple mile radius. Looks like a lot of ma and pa type cafes and diners. Of course they went through a drive through instead.
