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DZoomer said:
So, guys, what do you think are the logistics behind a "slow day"?

I mean, do you think Phil suspects that it's going to be a slow day beforehand? Do you think the whales tell Phil "Sorry, Phil, I won't be able to swing by today", and so Phil has to depend entirely on actual crowdfunding and has to realize that if not for whales, he'd be fucked?

I say this because I'm always amazed at how Phil can have a slow day, and then on the next day tons of whales appear to save the day. What's the logic there?

I honestly think the whales play some sort of exceptional game where they decide not to support one day only for them to come back with full force on the next day, thinking that they're owning anyone by doing that. Otherwise, if they had the money, why not pay up on the slow day? Fucking entitled mohrans withholding the money Phil deserves.
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If you want an honest, truthful answer here, "Slow day" or "Slow night" only matters in regards to khantrabutions, primarily tips (Cause he needs those funds right away to pay a fucking lawyer or fix his shower, or buy a new vacuum). He's never assessing beforehand if whether or not whales will show, he can assume some will show up for certain streams (Jaxx Raxor for the SF streams for example) but he just goes off a system of "One time I played this and got a shit ton of money so it should happen again". The Lost Judgement streams for example he can barely make $100 dollars and the one time he did was because two whales had a "tip war" that was going to continue forever but one of those whale's bank froze his account under suspicion of someone stealing his card (Can you imagine what PhilSmokesCrack told his bank what happened to result in hundreds of dollars leaving his account?).

A "slow stream" is usually just not making one hundred dollars because he doesn't start complaining and going "please guys, I need the support" unless it's been an hour and he hasn't made his hundred dollars. An "extremely slow" stream is like less than fifty dollars after an hour usually, and he'll harp on those even if the next day he gets legit one thousand dollars. He can make good money over an entire week, but will still bring up that one night he only made twenty bucks or something astronomically low (Like the Mass Effect 3 seven dollar stream :story:).

There's no logic to it, it's just Phil being paranoid as usual that he didn't make 150 dollars in an hour for his pulls and gin.
 
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I still can't get over how his entitlement, delusions, begging and copping just spiked the past 2 streams. A few things I'm still like "the fuck did I just watch", excuse me while I sperg...

His begging I mean really, he's never playing CoD but give it to him so he can play it and give him other games, amazon cards, Xbox/Eshop/PSN cedit, money, bits, pateron, super comments or what ever the fuck that is, members, superchats and views with no adblock.

He gets something like advice with no monetary value, like SK saying perhaps he shouldn't put all his eggs in the GTA basket (paraphrasing) and fuck you marhan. He's like a homeless dude who maybe ya gave a buck to here and there but one day you decided to buy him a ham sandwich, give it to him. Dude throws it on the ground yells "the fuck is this shit? no mayo? Thats not an authentic deli style sandwich! I don't need your shit! now give me a 20 I only accept large bills"

The background crap is like he sees the writing on the wall, he knows when his biggest fan and his 1000 socks get bored or runs out of money he's SOL. So no effort phil or at best Khet told him to copy other streamers and put gamer junk behind him.

Now we have the low effort second hand open boxed "I'm a nerd! LOOK!" nerd crew background you get on knock off wish. The best part though, it's like the will to survive has awaken Ultra BegStink PP who exists separately from Base From PP, it's this UBS PP who set up the background, but base PP came through mid pre-stream to say he's not like other streamers, he doesn't need crap in the background cause his content is fun and not incredibly boring to require stuff in the background...as he sits in front of new piles of crap that replaced his old Halloween themed piles of crap. There should be a limit to how much one lacks self-awareness, shouldn't there? I mean what he's talking shit about other content creators with the same stuff he's talking shit about literally inches behind him.

I'm sorry but what does he disagree with missing a QTE? He didn't push the button, it's not a debate, you can't be like "I would argue I did push the button"...but then it would mean his precious Xbox controller didn't work. After the Visage stream I assume he wanted the game to hit the X button for him?

I will say the insanity arc is coming along rather nicely, just when you think PP can't get any more entitled, desperate or delusional...think again!
 
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I suspect Phil is "friends" with the whales after he has "Slow Days" or just really needs some gacha pulls. Most days, he doesn't talk to them or anyone. Like how he'll call people friends on his channel sometimes, and then say you're a creepy weirdo for wanting to know Phil beyond whatever boring game he's playing. There's been too many times when there's hints of Phil beginning to financially struggle and then the whales are back in force.
 
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Phil will probably get $150 on at least one of his streams today. This will most likely happen because it is the day before his “day off” and he is really feigning distress in the last 48 hours.

In short, my fellow basement dwelling detractor mouth drooling moron trolls, don’t punch the air too much today when Phil puts on a vest. It was probably already a predetermined outcome.
 
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Gonna take a short detox break, made this shoop as a gift for YOU, YES YOU, my fellow Kiwifarts.
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capefear56 said:
Based on his tweet I imagine he's gonna fabricate another random exigent expense on the prestream today. Let's see...
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Still crossing my fingers for the medical begging saga. Whether it's fake beetus or something he actually needs for his teeth, I think that will finally be the sign that he's scraping the bottom of the barrel for his scam ideas.
 
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capefear56 said:
Based on his tweet I imagine he's gonna fabricate another random exigent expense on the prestream today. Let's see...
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He'll rehash the "legal fees" and that he just had to buy a vacuum and now he's indigent yet again and could you please spare a dollar for the poor guy to scrape together enough to doordash some IHOP or some shit?
 
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Meerkat Ink said:
It's a thing that sucks dust from the floor. A $50 one does the same shit a $500 one does. It affects his, or his wife's job in no way.

If you were a broke bitch like Fill claims to be, the $50 one would do the job just right.

Or, you know, use a broom...
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Listen buddy he can't use a broom. While the magic of Washington air has made his back injury better it's still not possible to do heavy manual labor.

In no way is it because he to lazy or stupid to use a broom.
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Gonna take a short detox break, made this shoop as a gift for YOU, YES YOU, my fellow Kiwifarts.
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Well have fun detoxing and we'll se you again when you are refreshed.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
Anyway, for those curious about the QTE disaster on his House of Asses 2nd playthrough:

Phil, we might be in legit trouble if your gin pickled brain can't even handle walking sims any more. What the fuck are we gonna play to keep the dentheads happy? Edutainment titles from the 90's? Porn browser games? Just jangling your keys in front of the camera for 2 hours daily while chillin' and beggin'? This is literally the easiest genre you could park your gouty ass in and you're spawning alright TIHYDP montages. Get a grip!
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With how the "fanbase" has been acting jangling keys sounds like "quality content". Anyway this QTE nonsense is a perfect example of this weird delay this idiot has when pressing buttons; you see it more when he plays any FPS ex. C.O.D. or Apex Legends or any game with shooting involved. It's like what he sees doesn't translate to doing something. He sees a target, stare at it for too long then tries to shoot but by then he's already dead. This "lag" had only gotten worse over the years.

You know you have problems when games that practically play themselves are giving you problems.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Imagine streaming games is your job, boasting about the tech you have by displaying empty boxes behind you, making 100,000+£ yearly and not being able to buy a 60£ game. Fuck me the scam is real. I hope one day some news site takes the time, does the math and does a long expose on Philips several year scam.

I think he's missing out with Guardians of the Galaxy, it's a pretty good game. Sort of like Mass Effect where he could put it on easy and just play it as a story game where he would talk to other NPCs. Tell Rocket and Groot to AOE the enemies in every fight, and only waste time with boss fights. Strikes me as a real Phil game.
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Yeah, and, on this note about his income... it's easy to lose sight of it (because we know it was bullshit), but Phil's bankruptcy and financial troubles were largely based around the understanding that he spent $5k monthly on business expenses. Let's be dents for a second and just say that this is correct and Phil didn't lie.

With the advent of his donated upgrades, donated PSN and Xbox credits that he only mentions in passing, and his use of gamepass, Phil is buying fewer full-priced games than ever, which was supposed to account for the majority of these expenses. Which means he can't be spending that $5k anymore. Not even a fraction of it. Which means he has piles of surplus income that would have resulted in savings, even with the personal expenses at the time of the bankruptcy. Since the bankruptcy eliminated a number of those payments, his personal expenses had to have declined.

This means that if you believe Phil didn't lie during the bankruptcy, then there is no conceivable way he can't afford games for the business right now.

And as you point out, he's hilariously skipping two games that his audience wants to see, and one that is right up his alley.
 
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