Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

Mariposa Electrique said:
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You have a chicken's anus where your mouth should be.
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This may be the single funniest thing ever posted here. If nothing else it belongs in the quote rotation above the title of the thread.
 
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Hobos like Tom don't get graves.

They're unceremoniously cremated by the County, and the box with the ashes is kept in a wing of the morgue until either a relative figures out to collect them or they're discarded due to lack of space.

Tom will one day return to the dumpster. Ashes to Ashes, TrashBurgers to TrashBurgers.

Life is ever a Great Circle.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Hobos like Tom don't get graves.

They're unceremoniously cremated by the County, and the box with the ashes is kept in a wing of the morgue until either a relative figures out to collect them or they're discarded due to lack of space.

Tom will one day return to the dumpster. Ashes to Ashes, TrashBurgers to TrashBurgers.

Life is ever a Great Circle.
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What you’ve just described is depicted in the following film (A Certain Kind of Death) from 1:02:24 to the end. It deals with LA County workers and the job they do when someone dies with no next of kin.

Very interesting watch- watching the whole thing will give you somewhat of an idea as to what will happen when Tom finally clutches his chest and shivers off of this mortal coil.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Hobos like Tom don't get graves.

They're unceremoniously cremated by the County, and the box with the ashes is kept in a wing of the morgue until either a relative figures out to collect them or they're discarded due to lack of space.

Tom will one day return to the dumpster. Ashes to Ashes, TrashBurgers to TrashBurgers.

Life is ever a Great Circle.
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That's assuming the sight of Tom doesn't cause the workers to wretch and scream in fear before unceremoniously dumping his body back where it came from, the dumpster. Also assuming the county deems it a necessary expense, they don't cremate roadkill and hold their ashes do they? Tom won't even get the dignity that roadkill does.
 
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This is just a thunk I had today, it’s probably been said before, but I wonder what Tom regrets more, that he will never be a woman or that he has never been, and could never be a respected man?
He definitely trooned out because he knew he was far too incompetent and lazy to meet even the most basic expectations of a man, and, like most misogynists, he believes that women are inherently loved and cared for simply because they are women. So instead of trying harder to be a half decent man he decided it would just be easier to insist he’s a woman, which he will also never be. Anyways, hope you had a rootin’ tootin’ birthday, Tommy! :)
 
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