Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AnOminous]

Honestly I thought it was a bit at first, an unfunny shitty bit, but the more evidence seems to pile up that it is not a bit. For example on the latest BPITU he brought in "public urination laws" as a problem, while he was careful to say it should still be illegal to expose yourself, this seems like a backdoor to exposing yourself being legal.

Sounds like the pedo claim that huge numbers of people are on the sex offender registry for nothing but accidentally getting caught publicly urinating.

 

[Pill Cosby]

My fav part of the cuties Arc is still Dick wanting to watch it live with commentary from him and Vito but when asked to do it Vito didn't actually want to watch the horrid film.

I don’t know about you but I’m not going to watch porn with my friends.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

These fags have bragged about being a pedophile for 15 months now (yes, it’s been that long). Why are there some people who give them the benefit of the doubt? If they profess their love for children hundreds of times, there is no other choice but to take them at face value. It’s the most retarded hill for them to fight and die on so let them do it instead of coming up with excuses for them.

 

[Berrakh]

You don’t understand: Comedy is a talisman that prevents scrutiny.

 

[Sped Xing]

Is anybody trying to prevent these nonces from saying they want to shove their cocks into toddlers? All I hear is "they should kill themselves."

I refuse to believe these improv types don't know "Yes, and."

 

[AnOminous]

Is anybody trying to prevent these nonces from saying they want to shove their cocks into toddlers? All I hear is "they should kill themselves."

I refuse to believe these improv types don't know "Yes, and."

The more of them openly admit they're into this the easier it is to put together lists for investigative purposes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax is really bad at hiding his sour grapes. Someone on his Reddit shared a video where Michael Malice artfully dodged a question about having Maddox on his show and Dax went full retard (archive):



1. He was asked about Maddox and delicately avoided the question or even referring to him at all. How is that “name dropping” Maddox?

2. Malice has been on Rogan like seven times now, makes bank on podcasts and books, and gets on lots of legit shows otherwise. What the fuck kind of “cred” could he possibly get from mentioning Maddox?

3. Why has he become so fucking stupid over the past couple of years? Is this just the result of long term drug and alcohol abuse or is there something else going on? He wasn’t always this bad.

 

[Sped Xing]

He wasn’t always this bad.

He probably was. It's nothing to be ashamed of; normal people dismiss red flags all the time. Hindsight is 20/20 and all.

It's amazing how much Dax projects his own issues onto others. He's always said Maddox was his "jilted girlfriend," and yet George has clearly moved on, while Dax fumes that people might talk about "that goblin."

See also: the whole "Maddox is into polyamory!" thing.

Refresh my memory; did Dax accuse Mint's father of wanting to fuck her? That sounds like something Dax would say about a retard with horrible hygiene he was trying to fuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's amazing how much Dax projects his own issues onto others.

That’s why watching him carry around his lockdown weight gain after two years is so funny. He built a shtick on fat jokes but he can’t even lose a measly 20 pounds.

Did he ever make fun of Maddox for being bald? It can’t be a joy for Marie’s bottom bitch to look in the mirror every day and see that hairline running away like Dax from a tranny outside Netflix HQ.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Vito and Dick were guests on the Legion of Skanks a few nights ago and I'm pretty sure the skanks had no idea who they were outside of the protest videos, Dick was oddly silent and mostly ignored.

I've been putting off listening to it. I have a feeling if they had any idea about who these two faggots really are they wouldn't have even talked about them.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've been putting off listening to it. I have a feeling if they had any idea about who these two faggots really are they wouldn't have even talked about them.

100% accurate. The fact that Dax is an unknown to actual comedians should surprise no one.

 

[Sped Xing]

I bet Karl Heberger is Dax's link to legion of skanks. Karl's been kissing the actual comedians' asses for years.

As long as Dax feels he benefits from Karl's networking, he will not turn on him. Dax is at least smarter than Gunt.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dax is at least smarter than Gunt.

That is a low fucking bar.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Not only did Karl have to watch Cuties, but he had to watch it three times in a row. Here's a link to the video of the livestream if your interested in watching a man slowly die inside for nearly five hours. I'd recommend just skipping to 4:37:32, because someone in chat waits until Karl finishes watching Cuties for the third time to tell him that he could have watched it at 1.5x speed the whole time.

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?

 

[Sped Xing]

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?
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Are you sure that's not his mom?

Not that Karl ever claimed to be a Chad.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?
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You should of seen Chris-Chans girlfriend.

 

[break these cuffs]

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?
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They were never successful with ladies growing up and latch on to the first chick who makes them feel special. There's a couple good lines about it in Ferris Bueller's Day Off where he talks about his best friend marrying the first girl who's into him because he's built up having a relationship so much in his mind and how his wife won't respect him. It's a tale as old as time. It doesn't always involve money. But now geeks are minor, some cases major, celebrities and people notice it.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?
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Is that what Jen from the Jingles Department looks like? Oof

 

[Chris Mclean]

Are you sure that's not his mom?

Not that Karl ever claimed to be a Chad.

People in chat says its Jen from the jingle department and that its his wife and he says its his wife. But i might be missing a meta joke.
I'am i mixing up my Dick show autists? I tought Carl was this agressive dudebro? Who thinks hes making radio for the cool kids.

Is that what Jen from the Jingles Department looks like? Oof

Yes thats what they called her, she even sang for a bit.

They were never successful with ladies growing up and latch on to the first chick who makes them feel special. There's a couple good lines about it in Ferris Bueller's Day Off where he talks about his best friend marrying the first girl who's into him because he's built up having a relationship so much in his mind and how his wife won't respect him. It's a tale as old as time. It doesn't always involve money. But now geeks are minor, some cases major, celebrities and people notice it.

There is nothing wrong with marrying a homely girl. But this woman looks like a jewish 55 year old mom with four kids.

 

[Sped Xing]

People in chat says its Jen from the jingle department and that its his wife and he says its his wife. But i might be missing a meta joke.
I'am i mixing up my Dick show autists? I tought Carl was this agressive dudebro? Who thinks hes making radio for the cool kids.

It's just a really simple joke. Never assume I'm being clever.

Karl does think he's making cool radio, but he's not aggressive. Dax has plenty of aggro hangers-on, but Karl just wants to be Don Rickles.

Speaking of aggro, remember that dipshit Dax brought on to yell about how anyone who wasn't a construction worker was a pussy bitch piece of shit? Or chaggot. Man. I wonder when Chad Zoomaugh is going on TDS?