DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I have nothing against her. Phil could be married to someone with Downs Syndrome and it would be the same deal.

You are right! I found the perfect one.
- both need A LOT of makeup
- both are potatoes

Where is the difference?

 

[Paladin Derich]

you could social engineer phil's retards to convince him into this.
tough luck, but there's a potential here.

It's possible, but phil won't allow it. He knows she has gained a lot of weight under his roof.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Well organized info about Superchats

That's the thing, we already know for a fact he keeps that tab up and we already know for a fact he knows exactly how much he makes from Superchats live, during the stream.

Yes, Phil's told us that he doesn't know how much a given Superchat is, but a night about two months ago or so he said that he had "78 dollars worth of superchats". Now, I can't find it on pigpiggo because the cunt slurs his words, and I can't be fucked to go through every video so for right now it's "Source: Dude trust me", but I remember two things about it: (1) He was very specific and firm on how much money it was toward the end of the evening in superchats and (2) he was nowhere near that amount in tips so he didn't misspeak.

 

[Sixshot]

DSP says he has "a little bit of extra spending money" every month, so why was he crying poor when he was making thousands of dollars more on twitch ?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

chances of Youtube is crap look how good facebook gaming is incoming?

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1455997901419724804

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Facebook streaming would be something a mature adult with a business degree would do. Day stream on YouTube, late stream on Facebook. Then said adult would have 2 sets of audiences, 2 sets of subscription and revenue streams. Can alternate platform arrangements each week.

If such a person existed they would have to update their 3 year old version of OBS to support Facebook streaming. I'd imagine such person likely had their lemon PC admin account locked by an ex-Panda as she escaped hell, leaving said adult stuck on a guest account unable to update anything.

 

[UaineRunei]

That's the thing, we already know for a fact he keeps that tab up and we already know for a fact he knows exactly how much he makes from Superchats live, during the stream.

Yes, Phil's told us that he doesn't know how much a given Superchat is, but a night about two months ago or so he said that he had "78 dollars worth of superchats". Now, I can't find it on pigpiggo because the cunt slurs his words, and I can't be fucked to go through every video so for right now it's "Source: Dude trust me", but I remember two things about it: (1) He was very specific and firm on how much money it was toward the end of the evening in superchats and (2) he was nowhere near that amount in tips so he didn't misspeak.

Don't worry, I saved this clip just in case.
Phil knows how much a Superchat is, regardless of the currency.

This is from the early stream on November 1st, 2021:

 

[actually]

A bigger problem for Phil is hw can't budget.

Well, he can. He actively chooses not to because he has yet to face serious consequences for it. Yeah, the bankruptcy, but he got the best possible outcome from that, so he only learned that he just needs to ride the debt dragon until the next time he can do that.

DSP says he has "a little bit of extra spending money" every month, so why was he crying poor when he was making thousands of dollars more on twitch ?

Because he expands his spending to match his immediate income with no thoughts for the future?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

He needs the views. He really does.

Spoiler: scores

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Help this dude! He is too broke to buy random shit.

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"Designed for comfort and accuracy, even during marathon gaming sessions." lol

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[ProvenWrong]

You are right! I found the perfect one.
- both need A LOT of makeup
- both are potatoes

Where is the difference?

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Never thought I'd say this in my entire life, but she's quite good looking for a Down Syndrome girl.

Kat on the other hand though..

Speaking of this to any married folks in here. Are there any pros of it money wise?

I was wondering maybe other then Phil trying to prove he's got a women that there are maybe some tax breaks for married couples or more revenue during tax return time.

If there isn't an Phil just married her to prove the reason above. Well.. Christ hahaha

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Well, he can. He actively chooses not to because he has yet to face serious consequences for it. Yeah, the bankruptcy, but he got the best possible outcome from that, so he only learned that he just needs to ride the debt dragon until the next time he can do that.

Its 8 years until the next one but who knows how bad that one will be. Also his 3rd bankruptcy will not be kind at all

 

[actually]

He needs the views. He really does.
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Help this dude! He is too broke to buy random shit.
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"Designed for comfort and accuracy, even during marathon gaming sessions." lol

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Was the Split Pad the sponsored free product he hawked quietly without having actually used it and relied on Kat's review?

Edit: Sure was. Video is from his page, so adblock ahoy:

Guess Goutboy is fishing for more merch.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Was the Split Pad the sponsored free product he hawked quietly without having actually used it and relied on Kat's review?

Edit: Sure was. Video is from his page, so adblock ahoy:

Guess Goutboy is fishing for more merch.

I was arguably a very robust review that was very honest, from the realest non shill guy on the interweb, you are lucky DSP doesn't have the time or money to sue you.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

He needs the views. He really does.
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"Designed for comfort and accuracy, even during marathon gaming sessions." lol

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What happened to:

A) Ignoring mainstream review sites because they are all dishonest shills who only want clicks?
B) Not giving a shit about the Switch?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

DSP says he has "a little bit of extra spending money" every month, so why was he crying poor when he was making thousands of dollars more on twitch ?

It amazes me how much Phil cannot be bothered to think his grift through. I know what he's AFTER, and it's not necessarily an ongoing appearance of being perpetually broke, but by living moment to moment like this, that's exactly what he has unintentionally crafted. On top of being dumb, he clearly has his addiction fucking up the proceedings, compelling him to never really hone in on the appropriate bandwidth to keep suspicions at bay, because it flairs up before big events or after slow streams, which are erratic. It's impossible for him to look remotely convincing because the only thing he thinks about during his big begging rants is that he really needs money to play gacha with. He never thinks about how he looks, about how his past statements fuck him. He just rambles nonsensically because his emotions are completely in control, and always are when his itch is strong.

This is why I stand confidence in asserting that if he wasn't an addict, Phil would probably be a lot less scummy-looking during his streams. He would still suck, he would still be trying to downplay how much money he makes, but absent of such an embarrassing avenue in which he spends that money, I doubt it would bother him so much the inquiries into his finances, and I doubt he would feel as much need to beg so often for tips. I mean think about it: You're guilty of wasting thousands of dollars a month on wrestling jpegs, and you're not very mature. Would YOU handle it with grace, the fact that people are on to how much your income really is? Especially when your "office" looks like shit, and by itself raises a lot of questions about where said money goes?

I'm willing to bet that Phil's testiness about his money is almost entirely because of where he tosses most of it. He was a lot more open how much he spent on statues, wasn't he? Quite a contrast with how he has always treated his gacha investments. It's almost as if he has known this whole time how much of a loser it makes him...

Well, he can. He actively chooses not to because he has yet to face serious consequences for it. Yeah, the bankruptcy, but he got the best possible outcome from that, so he only learned that he just needs to ride the debt dragon until the next time he can do that.

Has me wondering if maybe a bit of the begging recently is because he has collection agents on his case.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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Phil's mic died and he bailed.
Peak professional.

Seems like a convenient way to end the overtime stream even though you didn't hit the tip goal.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Was the Split Pad the sponsored free product he hawked quietly without having actually used it and relied on Kat's review?

Edit: Sure was. Video is from his page, so adblock ahoy:

Guess Goutboy is fishing for more merch.

I didn't know he reviewed these, I did watch another review on these since last year amazon kept randomly dropping the price to $15-$20.

This review..

goodbye joycon. HELLO COMFORT!【Switch】

Love the Nintendo Switch but find it uncomfortable to hold? Hori has you covered with the SPLIT PAD PRO, their optional Joycon controllers that make games li...

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my god the difference...

looking at the camera not randomly all over the room mostly at OBS and himself.
no umms or snorts
editing
better camera
production quality
personality
not using skinwalker/android speak "from the manufacturer." you mean hori, unit 1688-PP designation Phil?
doesn't think his audience is a bunch of noodnick know-nothings...you don't say PP, you aren't reviewing the actual switch?
Actually knowing the name of the product he's reviewing.
Doesn't ask stupid questions like "well what is the split pad pro? Is it a controller"
actually talks about the product doesn't ramble on and on about the base joycons and how he didn't like them

that's as far as I could make it into the DSP review..

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Was the Split Pad the sponsored free product he hawked quietly without having actually used it and relied on Kat's review?

Edit: Sure was. Video is from his page, so adblock ahoy:

Guess Goutboy is fishing for more merch.

It's been bothering me for so long that the way Phil talks reminded me of someone, and I just managed to figure it out.

The way Phil talks about pretty much anything is how Tim Heidecker reviews movies on On Cinema At The Cinema. It's just complete mush-mouth socially inept waffle.

I timestamped if anyone wants to check out what I'm talking about.

 

[Full Race Replay]

He needs the views. He really does.
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"Designed for comfort and accuracy, even during marathon gaming sessions." lol

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Dear God, Phil's tweets are always unbelievably gringy. It baffles the mind why he would say anything like this, useless attention-posting and consooming, besides the obvious reason that he's trying to engineer his literally retarded fans into buying him shit.

 

[Coke Zero]

Also with her poor lifestyle let's be honest yeah, who would want her?
And as you pointed out, she has everything she wants and more. Not many lads can or would give her that, given how she looks and her exceptional bland boring lazy character.

Its amazing how some people here still can't grasp that an autistic, below average looking boring 30-something year old woman could be content living with another autistic person and playing video games/eating fast food all day.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Its amazing how some people here still can't grasp that an autistic, below average looking boring 30-something year old woman could be content living with another autistic person and playing video games/eating fast food all day.

people give kat too much credit. Remember when detractors took the piss out of Phil for falling madly in love after a few weeks of texting someone online...well, kat did the exact same. She's a total sped, perfect match for Phil. She's never going anywhere.