Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

It's always confused me why he knows/quotes so many bible verses as a devote atheist warrior. Is he a closet Christian?

He eats at soup kitchens and stayed at shelters a lot, these were mostly run by religious organizations. I don’t know about the specifics but a lot of these places make people listen to a sermon before/while they eat. He keeps saying he wants to believe in god but doesn’t because god hasn’t dropped jailbait on top of his shrimp dick. He says he’s a non believer but curses people to hell all the time.

It never occurred to him that the fact he’s still alive is because of the good will, graciousness, and love that these Christian organizations gifted him. He’s now in a better living situation than a lot of truly deserving people, and that honestly really chaps my ass.
 
It's always confused me why he knows/quotes so many bible verses as a devote atheist warrior. Is he a closet Christian?
Atheism is one of Lucas's oldest identities, from all the way back in high school he was professing atheism to show everyone how much smarter he was than Christians, who he's always seemed to have a real distaste for. It was an early example of the type of in-group / out-group dichotomy that Lucas tries to fit everything into: Democrats and Republicans, dividing people by their generations, Rich vs poor, etc, he always has to identify that he's part of the good group, in comparison to the bad group, and since Lucas is obviously so deficient as a human being and especially romantic partner, this need to identify himself as part of the acceptable category becomes frantic and compulsive. It also dovetails neatly into his bipolar mania, which is one of the reasons he repeats himself so many times, thinking that repetition of these insistences will make them true.

He doesn't see the contradiction in suggesting that he's smarter than everyone by being an atheist, and yet simultaneously trying to manipulate people to be with him out of a threat of the Christian idea of hell. It's just another example of Lucas wanting to have his cake and eat it too; he loves the idea that if you do bad you're going to the bad place, because he always tries to threaten people with similar rhetoric, but at the same type he's wedded to the idea that he's more intelligent because he's an atheist, and thus a better partner than everyone else. So he tries to do both at the same time, and for anyone with a few active brain cells, it's fucking hilarious...it's like watching someone shoot up heroin while telling everyone else they need to "Say no to drugs!"

For someone who accuses everyone of hypocrisy constantly, Lucas doesn't seem able to identify his own incredibly obvious hypocrisies.
 
I came across the bleached, fossilized remains of one of this summer's attraction signs at Wellesley and Division today. I will leave it up as a testament to Fail.

It would be fair to say that this is what women see when they look at Lucas.
 

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It's always confused me why he knows/quotes so many bible verses as a devote atheist warrior. Is he a closet Christian?
Lucas probably has had numerous bible thumpers push religion on him during his many mental hospital and shelter stays. They give you bibles and religious crap to read, you're bored with nothing else to do. He probably read a few passages with God saying greed is evil and memorized them.
 
I came across the bleached, fossilized remains of one of this summer's attraction signs at Wellesley and Division today. I will leave it up as a testament to Fail.

It would be fair to say that this is what women see when they look at Lucas.
Beautiful. The remains of the sign, like this thread, is a Fail Exhibition. In the old sense of the word. A decade or more ago, proto-Wernologists determined that Lucas was made of AIDS and fail. Their conclusions have been refined, but stood the test of time.
Atheism is one of Lucas's oldest identities, from all the way back in high school he was professing atheism to show everyone how much smarter he was than Christians, who he's always seemed to have a real distaste for. It was an early example of the type of in-group / out-group dichotomy that Lucas tries to fit everything into: Democrats and Republicans, dividing people by their generations, Rich vs poor, etc, he always has to identify that he's part of the good group, in comparison to the bad group, and since Lucas is obviously so deficient as a human being and especially romantic partner, this need to identify himself as part of the acceptable category becomes frantic and compulsive.
He does "us vs. them" quite a bit, doesn't he? Most folks aren't quite so eager and explicit about identifying themselves as a member of a group, whether its Gen X, socialists, or "ACAB" (the joke here is that this is not a group, of course). Lucas is desperate to belong to something, anything, whether its a generation or a movement. He seldom misses an occasion to profess his allegiance or his opposition, to one group or another. Its sad, all those futile little assertions of identity. Lucas can claim to be Gen X, socialist, silverback, or whatever but he's just a fat faggot, and saying otherwise can't change that.
 
Man Lucas seems to be dead set on self destruction. He's a dumb fucking person and hates us but, no way he can't be aware he is going to lose his feet.

He seems honestly happy about the white box, this is a video that was refreshing but also strange. It reminds us Lucas is our species of human. Say what you will about his game design or wanting a build your own toy in 40s with not a dollar to his name nor basic life supplies.

Wasting that money on a slurpee is just peak Lucas. 10 dollars is a lot of money to a poor person. He used to claim free bus ride, hit a second hand store than get a jacket or something maybe something to make his room feel more home. Heck even 10 spent at a food store is multiple meals if thrifty.

I think aside trying to be cool and edgy anti Christian part of it is he's just a really fucking scummy guy. You know Lucas has always been a "victim" everyone else is less than him? You know the saying if everyone around you is an asshole...

Why Christians ? He is/was often on their dime to sleep and eat. Proving..greed somehow? He mostly interacts in his whole life with charity workers and mental health/social services people.

Honestly I look forward to him getting his board game stuff. I feel like we need a betting pool now for how long till that's trashed like the games at his old fartbox.

Mallon place must be empty space to take him I mean he's a broke old man who can't care for himself but damn. I can't see him staying there too long and wouldn't rule his short sighted behavior to mean hes smart enough to wait till it's warm.
 
Medical staff: “ok Lucas, we put these casts and boots on to try and stave off your feet being amputated. Whatever you do: don’t walk around.”

Lucas:
.....Not to mention he is getting all excited at the prospect of asking his parents for a whiteboard for christmas. They should get him one, one of those shitty ones you get from dollarama for $2, leave the price on and let him reeee about how his parents only spent $2 on him for christmas and how greedy they are
 
I came across the bleached, fossilized remains of one of this summer's attraction signs at Wellesley and Division today. I will leave it up as a testament to Fail.

It would be fair to say that this is what women see when they look at Lucas.
that's really far up towards northtown for him- what the hell was he doing there?
I'll look for this one if I'm up that way. there might be others too, if I'm up at Providence I'll take a walk around on break and look.
 
.....Not to mention he is getting all excited at the prospect of asking his parents for a whiteboard for christmas. They should get him one, one of those shitty ones you get from dollarama for $2, leave the price on and let him reeee about how his parents only spent $2 on him for christmas and how greedy they are
The fat faggot could have bought one, and the markers, for the cost of his delivered slurpee.

This is why people think he's a fucking tard, and why he will die alone.

"The hot one's are healthy" he wheezes, while lugging his ever growing gut around, worsening the open wounds on his feet, and picking at the sore on his face.
 
Gen Z stop being selfish and holding out. There is an obese deranged 42 yr old bum that looks past 50 with rotting feet waiting for a hot bae at Mallon Place. He wants some clit so give it to him now, like right now.

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Of all the stupid shit Lucas says the only thing that legit kind of bothers me is when he calls people “selfish” for not hanging out with him. That one word just embodies such a fucked up delusional worldview, where everybody owes Lucas their time, attention, friendship, and ultimately of course the young women owe him their bodies, their wombs, and their lives spent taking care of him and his spawn. He’s addressing complete strangers here, he literally thinks everyone who happens to live in the same city as him owes him a social life and ideal romance.
 
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