Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Shrinking? He hornyposts daily, jesus it must have much much worse before for this to be “shrinking”

I don't think any of it is real, it's more like a coompulsion for him. Needs the illusion of being horny.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Shrinking? He hornyposts daily, jesus it must have much much worse before for this to be “shrinking”

Kevin's hornyposting isn't indicative of any particular state of mind. In his circles, they greet each other by saying "HGHFFFTH I want to be knotted" rather than "hello." Just look at all of the actual opportunities Kevin has had to engage in real sex at furry conventions- in every single case, he opted to stay home and play with his action figures rather than fulfil this desire he really, really wants other people to think he has.

This thread is about 1/3 women shitting on him and his orbiters for failing at being womanly. You could make a good argument for him to be in the beauty parlor with all the women he has watching him, probably one of his few womanly achievements in life.

That's what I love about Kevin- he's like a cross section of all the different types of lolcows on the site. You're absolutely right that he could be in BP. He could also be in Rat Kings, or Animal Control, or here in the same subforum with nearly any of the tags. The ones he doesn't have, he's working on. For example, I think deathfat Kevin could be in the cards within a few years.

 

[the khat quaffer]

That's what I love about Kevin- he's like a cross section of all the different types of lolcows on the site. You're absolutely right that he could be in BP. He could also be in Rat Kings, or Animal Control, or here in the same subforum with nearly any of the tags. The ones he doesn't have, he's working on. For example, I think deathfat Kevin could be in the cards within a few years.

Hard disagree on beauty parlor (the fuck??) but a deathfat Kevin arc would be hilarious, because you know he'd keep coping and performing.

"They're sawing off one of my legs today and my scootypuff's new steven universe sticker decals are just so heckin' cute gosh can't wait for some cute girls to knot me with my insulin shots #justlesbianthings "

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hard disagree on beauty parlor (the fuck??)

I'm pretty sure there are some other troons in BP. Blaire White and Contrapoints come to mind.

 

[stupid frog]

This thread is about 1/3 women shitting on him and his orbiters for failing at being womanly. You could make a good argument for him to be in the beauty parlor with all the women he has watching him, probably one of his few womanly achievements in life.

in deathfats, maybe

 

[Meiwaku]

Suggested locations for Kevin to go on his Eurotrip:

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm pretty sure there are some other troons in BP. Blaire White and Contrapoints come to mind.

I've never been into the beauty parlor forum but if I had to guess I'd say to qualify to have your thread in there you have to put a modicum of effort into your appearance.

Kevin is one of the ugliest fuckers ever though and based on how hideous and low-effort his selfies are I'm pretty sure there isn't a single beauty product or mirror in the Tranch. It's one big fucking Jewish funeral parlor over there.

 

[Meiwaku]

Checking in on our Stallion Girl.

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans

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This is poetic, Kevin. Also that's all it takes to freak you out?

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Alright I looked em up.... the one who gives us hope to pass....

link to article about Heineman it's a fluff piece

NEW ADDITION FOR THE TOY FUND!

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ALSO!

Tranch Now Has A TIK TOK RUN BY PENNY!


Posting some shiny new penny's for those who don't follow the Tranch

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Wedge graces us again with another couture outfit.

Spoiler: full image also kek the living conditions

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[AirdropShitposts]

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans
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The way he worded that it makes it sound like he already got out of it by changing his name and absconding into the night.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Suggested locations for Kevin to go on his Eurotrip:

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Sweet, the in between even looks like a dilator!

I've never been into the beauty parlor forum but if I had to guess I'd say to qualify to have your thread in there you have to put a modicum of effort into your appearance.

Kevin is one of the ugliest fuckers ever though and based on how hideous and low-effort his selfies are I'm pretty sure there isn't a single beauty product or mirror in the Tranch. It's one big fucking Jewish funeral parlor over there.

Beauty parlor just deals with cows with more bitchy women interest: beauty gurus, terrible romance lives, motherhood failures, doll collectors, bpd junkies, and the like are where all us bastards bitch about. There are some cows who don't do shit to keep up their appearance there. Kevin could fit in if he talked about how much of a chick he was more, which is when all the women of the farms crawl out and go "reeeeroastie". Him on the deathfats would be most probable since he too won't change his ways and focuses way too much on coping and seething rather than,l the self improvement of dial 8.

This is poetic, Kevin. Also that's all it takes to freak you out?

It is. Kevin lives hellishly in an anxiety daydream that I don't envy.

Alright I looked em up.... the one who gives us hope to pass....

To be fair, they look like a few natal grandmas I've seen at first glance, but nah, this person was born a dude. Women tend to look less feminine as they age so that helps this person out.

Kevin will look more manly than this person though. That or a doughblob.

Wedge

Prime autism outfit. And attention whore outfit. More the later.

I wonder if those are Wedge's pills or someone else's. They're too far to get an idea of whatever they are though.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Checking in on our Stallion Girl.

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans
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This is poetic, Kevin. Also that's all it takes to freak you out?

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Alright I looked em up.... the one who gives us hope to pass....

link to article about Heineman it's a fluff piece

NEW ADDITION FOR THE TOY FUND!

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ADD $149.99
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ADD $2.69 link


ALSO!

Tranch Now Has A TIK TOK RUN BY PENNY!


Posting some shiny new penny's for those who don't follow the Tranch
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Wedge graces us again with another couture outfit.

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Spoiler: full image also kek the living conditions

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Lucky for you Wedge, you achieved full clown a long time ago.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wedge graces us again with another couture outfit.

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More like haute cowture, amirite?!

Seriously, that's Wedge? Shit, I thought that was ADF/Ahuviya. Look at Wedge's fucking potato face. Also hey Wedge? The early 2000s called, they want their shitty Invader Zim cartoon merch back.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Checking in on our Stallion Girl.

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt

It's fascinating that Kevin once made an effort to develop employable skills. I wonder what "institution of higher learning" he dropped out of?

 

[Meiwaku]

It's fascinating that Kevin once made an effort to develop employable skills. I wonder what "institution of higher learning" he dropped out of?

IIRC he went to front range community college?

 

[stupid frog]

He probably did some art faggot shit.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Checking in on our Stallion Girl.

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans
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This is poetic, Kevin. Also that's all it takes to freak you out?

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Alright I looked em up.... the one who gives us hope to pass....

link to article about Heineman it's a fluff piece

NEW ADDITION FOR THE TOY FUND!

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ADD $149.99
View attachment 2692194
ADD $2.69 link


ALSO!

Tranch Now Has A TIK TOK RUN BY PENNY!


Posting some shiny new penny's for those who don't follow the Tranch
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link n Archive


Wedge graces us again with another couture outfit.

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Spoiler: full image also kek the living conditions

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Time to guess what Kevin majored in, and whether or not he obtained a degree. My guess: Art, but he didn’t finish, because an Art degree can actually be useful if you apply yourself, and Kevin has never done that.

More like haute cowture, amirite?!

Seriously, that's Wedge? Shit, I thought that was ADF/Ahuviya. Look at Wedge's fucking potato face. Also hey Wedge? The early 2000s called, they want their shitty Invader Zim cartoon merch back.

At this rate, Wedge might beat Kevin to the Deathfats forum.

 

[Trout P]

Wedge graces us again with another couture outfit.

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Every day we stray further from God

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I saw more Kikomi comics and it is stunning how Kevin is nearly 1-to-1 with the parody presented by it. When I saw this, I immediately noticed the analogues to Kevin's ridiculous swimsuit photos...among other similarities.

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Late, but this one is exactly spot on for Kevin.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Checking in on our Stallion Girl.

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans
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I dread to see someone use Kevin as a model for his morality. Though I've little room to talk about debt, I do appreciate my obligation to pay it back. It's just common sense to do so, rather than hope other people foot the bill.

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"I know how I feel when someone breaks mutuals with me." I can understand being saddened when someone you talked with online has their account suspended or deleted, on whatever platform you frequent. I can comprehend why Kevin gets upset by people un-following him, as he's a terminally-online degenerate with no appreciation for the outside world. It's just annoying to see him so intensely interested in his online following, despite it numbering in the thousands.

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This is poetic, Kevin. Also that's all it takes to freak you out?

Imagine being this conflicted on trimming your follower count. It happened naturally for me, when I was on Twitter. Though that's mostly because a number of different followers were suspended, for one reason or another.

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"I know [transitioning] isn't just about passing." For you it's entirely about being able to pretend to jump-start your libido, Kevin.

"I sometimes worry about what life will be like as an older trans woman." I imagine Kevin will eventually resemble that one transsexual that someone once compared to Benjamin Franklin. The top of his head being bald while the sides have grown freakishly long. Or perhaps he'll continue the hairstyle in his pfp—only for the hair to grow thinner and thinner, until all that's left is a wisp of neon-pink hair.

 

[Meiwaku]

I dread to see someone use Kevin as a model for his morality. Though I've little room to talk about debt, I do appreciate my obligation to pay it back. It's just common sense to do so, rather than hope other people foot the bill.

"I know how I feel when someone breaks mutuals with me." I can understand being saddened when someone you talked with online has their account suspended or deleted, on whatever platform you frequent. I can comprehend why Kevin gets upset by people un-following him, as he's a terminally-online degenerate with no appreciation for the outside world. It's just annoying to see him so intensely interested in his online following, despite it numbering in the thousands.

Imagine being this conflicted on trimming your follower count. It happened naturally for me, when I was on Twitter. Though that's mostly because a number of different followers were suspended, for one reason or another.

"I know [transitioning] isn't just about passing." For you it's entirely about being able to pretend to jump-start your libido, Kevin.

"I sometimes worry about what life will be like as an older trans woman." I imagine Kevin will eventually resemble that one transsexual that someone once compared to Benjamin Franklin. The top of his head being bald while the sides have grown freakishly long. Or perhaps he'll continue the hairstyle in his pfp—only for the hair to grow thinner and thinner, until all that's left is a wisp of neon-pink hair.

Old MTFs become Benjamin Franklin and someone from the GRS thread said old FTMs look like Garden Gnomes. True euphoria