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*zoom in then wobble head*
Dood, I just gave it to the shills
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JamFlowMan said:
The thing you have to understand is Phil doesn't view that as the most embarrassing moment of his life it's the proudest moment of his career. It's the only moment he broke out of his bubble and reached a larger audience. That one brief moment "everyone" was talking about Darksydephil. He clearly holds no shame over it because it is the only self depricating joke at his expense he'll tolerate or make himself. Bring up post nasal drip and you're an ableist making fun of a disability and banned on sight. Bring up being caught jacking off and it rolls right off his back no big deal. Everyone gets their 15 minutes and that was Phil's.
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That level of passive masochism...I'd say that maybe Phil would fit right in with the Cenobites but that would imply Phil wouldn't find a way to fuck up solving the Lament Configuration. As in he actually does technically 'open' the damn thing but it doesn't summon Pinhead.

"What the hell dood I don't see no weirdo bondage enthusiasts I did everything right bugged cursed puzzle box mechanics."
 
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Optimus Prime said:
That level of passive masochism...I'd say that maybe Phil would fit right in with the Cenobites but that would imply Phil wouldn't find a way to fuck up solving the Lament Configuration. As in he actually does technically 'open' the damn thing but it doesn't summon Pinhead.

"What the hell dood I don't see no weirdo bondage enthusiasts I did everything right bugged cursed puzzle box mechanics."
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"Dood I just picked up the box and it cut my thumb. Why's it so sharp. Look my thumb is bleeding. This things a lemon. That sketchy bum behind the Burger King ripped me off."
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Activision/Blizzard isn't trying hard enough for your money. They aren't trying. Don't give it to them until they improve. They'll never get better if you enable them.
Why are you SO STUPID. They'll never try if you throw money at them. DO NOT BE SWAYED.
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If only the paycult would grasp that simple concept and apply it to Phail himself, he might have a brighter future streaming. Might, that is, but certainly better odds than he has at the moment.
 
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YokuNama said:
Wow.... what a comeback.

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"I'd sooner watch myself jack off on stream in front of children instead of watching a WWE product.... oh btw I filed bankruptcy because of a WWE product and continue to be broke because of said WWE product"
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LOVE ME DADDY!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEESEE!
DeeTracktor said:
Imagine being owned by a dork who makes top 10 lists on youtube for a living :story:

DSP is probably the only youtuber who can make a charmless fuckwit like Adam Pacetti or any of the Cultaholic list spammers content creators the Alpha males in the conversation
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Looks like it's time to break out you tube life again. There's someone that needs to be shit on!
Ruffian_Forever said:
begging for games so you can run your business haha. hilarious
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Everyone else with a business degree would call that a failed business. Just sayin'
 
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YokuNama said:
Wow.... what a comeback.

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"I'd sooner watch myself jack off on stream in front of children instead of watching a WWE product.... oh btw I filed bankruptcy because of a WWE product and continue to be broke because of said WWE product"
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Lmao “hey everyone look how chill I am, not bothered by this reply at all”
 
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No don’t buy me the new cod BUT you can purchase credits whether it be for the Xbox store or Nintendo store for games I want to play.

I’m sorry, what? Phil do people come to see the hot new releases and that’s why you subject yourself to play the new games because people want to see Phil play them or do people come out to your streams because of your bubbly and great personality? Those are the two narratives you push. If you don’t need new releases, stop begging for money to buy them. That’ll save you money right?

No, cause he’s full of shit. Phil is a retarded loser.
 
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YokuNama said:
Wow.... what a comeback.

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"I'd sooner watch myself jack off on stream in front of children instead of watching a WWE product.... oh btw I filed bankruptcy because of a WWE product and continue to be broke because of said WWE product"
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Phil is acting like this is a "accomplishment," no you are the joke of the internet because you did that. Anyone who jacks off while they are at "work" or about to be at work is disgusting, but please lean into the "I'm cool because I have no shame" act you always do...as you ban people for bringing up the "incident."
 
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Wants Nintendo Credits for Metroid Dread. Im almost positive he'd get a tip that would cover the game immediately as soon as he booted up that stream.

Its almost like he doesn't think like a business man, where he could spend money to make money. His mindset is just begging at this point. He's got more in common with a homeless person's thinking than how an actual business man would go about earning money.
 
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