US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Exterminatus]

Republicans threw Biden a lifeline when he was drowning.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, that's the GOP we all know and love!

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I'm here late but saw like 6 pages ahead of where I was which was only an hour ago so I figured there was some good shit going down. Who blinked? The RINOs obviously but did enough progs bend the knee too?

 

[Sithis]

We need to legalize the poaching of rhinos again,inshallah

An environmentalist campaign I could get behind: Save the rhinos, poach the rinos

 

[Trust Me I Know]

Republicans grew weary of winning.

 

[Gehenna]

So this isn't isn't bill with the pork in it?

Oh no, still pork. it's just prior promised pork and not "Pay off our massive debts" pork.

 

[Oats12345]

There’s pork in it, but not nearly enough. They need BBB

BBB is the one with all the woke shit in it right?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

BBB is the one with all the woke shit in it right?

Right

 

[Oxous]

6 Democrat defectors, 11 Republican defectors.

6-13. CSPAN has declared it passed.

Now the Democrats will spend all of this week and next week making this vote look like a win comparable to Operation Bagration in terms of significance.

 

[Oats12345]

Oh no, still pork. it's just prior promised pork and not "Pay off our massive debts" pork.

What about the climate stuff that's the other one right?

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Get to primarying, Newt.

 

[Scale Smerch]

great job there Progressives, you've now proven yourselves worse than RINOs, all that bluster, all those staunch stands and red lines, and doesn't even get you any table scraps.

You have confirmed you'll fold for anything, which means the BBB bill is about to get slimmed down even more to let Manchin vote for it.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Gentlemen, good night.

 

[Oats12345]

6-13. CSPAN has declared it passed.

Now the Democrats will spend all of this week and next week making this vote look like a win comparable to Operation Bagration in terms of significance.

Meanwhile their majority is noticeable more smaller. Yeah this week was such a win for them

 

[Meat Target]

Rats. Can't win 'em all, I guess. Fuckin' RINOs.

 

[Gehenna]

What about the climate stuff that's the other one right?

Correct. There is -nothing- of interest in this bill. I mean,t here is some in this bill, but its all hollow grandstanding. In fact, that summarizes this bill best. It's a ton of hollow grandstanding without any teeth. Meant to pave the way to a larger bill with fangs.

 

[tehpope]

 

[Gar For Archer]

So to confirm…

The RINOs voted for this because this is the stripped-down bill they wanted in the first place

And the progs voted for this because they’re buck broken cucks?

 

[FlappyBat]

Correct. There is -nothing- of interest in this bill. I mean,t here is some in this bill, but its all hollow grandstanding. In fact, that summarizes this bill best. It's a ton of hollow grandstanding without any teeth. Meant to pave the way to a larger bill with fangs.

We did it Reddit, the bill.

So to confirm…

The RINOs voted for this because this is the stripped-down bill they wanted in the first place

And the progs voted for this because they’re buck broken cucks?

They got a promise to bring the bill they want to a vote in a little.

 

[Getting tard comed]

I understand that the 11 Rinos that voted for this probably got permission from Mitch to do so, but why/how does it benefit Republicans at all for this bill to pass?

 

[CarlosDanger]

So this isn't isn't bill with the pork in it?

This is the bill Manchin and RINOs wanted, it is basically a gutted version of what the progressives wanted. The other bill is "social spending" bill which was 3.5 trillion but now knocked down to around 1.75 trillion. That bill all Republicans are against and the only thing stopping it is Manchin and Sinema, but the progressives in the Senate are also pissed because it has been gutted, but after Virginia Tuesday, Democrats know their time is up so they are trying to ram all kinds of shit back into it, but the "moderates" want to see what the cost of this version will be before voting, Manchin is going to gut a bunch more shit out of it and no one knows what is really going on with it, it is a mess.