Orbiter đŸ´ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĂŠe Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
    1,393
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Even better, Ralph should release a video of him gunting May to prove that their relationship isn’t all performative fake drama.
Better yet, May- you should release it. You’ve never done that before, have you? It’s not like you have a massive grudge against Faith, right?
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please don't give Vaush anything else to jerk off to.
 
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If the plan is for May to be on Medicaid than she is either jobless as the gunt claims or is working under the table. The maximum a single person can make in a year to qualify for Medicaid in VA for 2020 was just under 18k. As far as I'm aware there was little to no change for 2021/2022.
 

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Christorian X said:
If the plan is for May to be on Medicaid than she is either jobless as the gunt claims or is working under the table. The maximum a single person can make in a year to qualify for Medicaid in VA for 2020 was just under 18k. As far as I'm aware there was little to no change for 2021/2022.
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Why? She claims she’s a “wagie” and the minimum wage in Virginia is $9.50 an hour. She could certainly have a job and still be eligible. Depends on the hours she works and for what.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Why? She claims she’s a “wagie” and the minimum wage in Virginia is $9.50 an hour. She could certainly have a job and still be eligible. Depends on the hours she works and for what.
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After taxes that puts her around $275 a week in paycheck. Thats abysmal. Even Wal-Mart greeters get paid better than that on average. She'd have to be taking literally one of the dumbest, most unwanted jobs that even Chris-Chan could handle. While it wasn't much, I at least believed that if she was going to work, she'd be capable of something equiv to a functioning adult her age.
 
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Riley's GF MintSalad and Mantsu are going at it on Twitter:
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Haru in chat said something quite interesting, given they’re the expert on these freaks I take their word on this- that is literally the ugliest pic of May yet to have been posted. Out of all her pictures, in that she looks the most disgusting and mannish. Which makes it incredibly funny that she’d use THAT picture, of all pictures, to try and dunk on mint’s looks. Oof.
 
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TheFword said:
Haru in chat said something quite interesting, given they’re the expert on these freaks I take their word on this- that is literally the ugliest pic of May yet to have been posted. Out of all her pictures, in that she looks the most disgusting and mannish. Which makes it incredibly funny that she’d use THAT picture, of all pictures, to try and dunk on mint’s looks. Oof.
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May is an unattractive woman, her features are asymmetrical which is why it’s so incredibly off putting and odd to ppl. What’s sad is usually people that aren’t lookers have a lot of charisma or intelligence, which tbh can take you a lot farther than looks. But May is a charisma black hole and is dumb as a stump. Why she was desperate to have an e-fame career is a mystery. It’s like a midget wanting to play basketball.

The only career she will ever have online is via making a embarrassing spectacle of herself by fucking ugly men that get attention online for all the wrong reasons. In that sense her and Gunt are a good match.

I hope she posts more photos of herself licking shoes and trying to be sexy. Funniest content we’ve gotten out of May yet.
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She's got that Jon Lovitz phenotype going on.

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Damn, she does look like Lovitz.

He’s also a good example of someone with charisma and intelligence, but not very attractive. Bummer May struck out in all 3 categories.
 
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Seeing May and Mint call each other ugly is like looking at that meme of two Spider-Man pointing at each other, except exponentially more stupid.

Mint’s also not wearing ‘a pound of makeup,’ May, she’s literally just got eyebrow pencil, liquid eyeliner, and maybe a touch of eyeshadow on (albeit all poorly-applied).

And at least she looks kinda like a chick—As an animal lover, I‘m contemplating slapping a saddle on May and hopping on until I break her so I can hopefully take her to the nearest paddock where she can graze, because it’s not safe for horses to wander a huge metropolitan area.
 
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you ever wonder if Dave Grohl just knocked up like millions of women back in the early 90s? its the only way to explain these types.

I have a hard time believing May is making minimum wage, the effective minimum wage is probably $14/hr where she is, but i 100% think it will be paid by our tax dollars, my buddy only made enough to qualify for medicaid like 1 time in his life after an OD cost him his job and then he spent the next year doing off the books work as a contractor, and in the half decade since has still gotten info. Its pretty good plans though, free obama phones with data and shit.

every non-franchise non-small business has a health care plan now, and she knew she was going to get knocked up by the gunt. what was stopping her from working at say macys or sephora and taking their gold health plan? she would even have a built in lie about her huge work history gap "stay at home mom, but we're trying to get pregnant, i'm here for the health plan"
 
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